#ANYWAY THANK YOU AGAIN JADE MWAH!!!!

[veeples-archive]

6, 30, 43 PLEASE !!!!!!!!!! IM BEGGING

jade!!! <333 hello my love thank you for sending these in!!!

6. Who would beg the other not to leave? Who has to leave to protect the other?

I find it so hard to imagine Charlie OR Morgan begging for the other to stay 😭 I think it's probably mostly Morgan tempting Charlie to stay in bed which Charlie would gripe about, but always relents to anyway. On the flipside, if Charlie felt she really were too much of a liability she'd be the first to suggest she leave which I know Morgan would shut down immediately :/

30. Your OTP gets to pick out each other's outfits; what is each wearing?

LMAO oh boy, I think Charlie really liked that black button up from way back in book 1, I think she'd love to see Morgan in a nice button up (probably linen, since it's nice and breathable) and some sturdy pants instead of the jeans. Morgan might put Charlie in one of her backless dresses since Charlie has a nice slender neck and some defined back muscles.

43. Who would give their life for the other without a second thought?

Morgan, but Charlie would ream into her if she honestly tried or even suggested it :') Same issue she'll have with Nat smh but she really doesn't want or need anyone to die for her when she wants something to live for most of all.

Obligatory OTP Asks!!

[alreadyjackbestfriend]

CHICKEN SHOP DATE (part 3 of FRIENDSHIP TEST)

PART 1 PART 2

GENRE: Fluff

WARNING: none

A/N: this is reader doing a chicken shop date with Amelia, not Jack. I don't like giving reader a face bc i want for you all to feel like you are y/n, but this time it was necessary, so i chose jade bc i love her <3 anyway, remember it's not her, it's YOU mwah 💗

I don't think any of you haven't seen the date with jack, but I'll leave the link HERE anyway, in case anyone doesn't understand the dynamic of the date (and why i just put "cut" at the end of every scene)

“So, you are dating jack harlow”, amelia said and you smiled shyly, being silent for a moment.

“Yes”, you finally said and giggled

“So why are you on a date with me then?”

“Oh, I thought this was a friends date”

“Oh”, she said acting disappointed, and the scene cut to show fries frying.

“Jack was here one time”, Amelia said, continuing the topic.

“I know”, you said fighting a smile

“Were you jealous? He flirted a lot with me”, she said eating a fry, you laughed

“Oh, I wasn’t dating him then”, you said eating a fry too

“But you already had feelings...?” she said, with a tone somewhere between affirmation and question.

“I’ve always had feelings for him” you recognized, blushing

“So, were you jealous?” Amelia asked again, with her characteristic voice and expressions.

“No, not at all. I’m not the jealous type”

“Reaaalllyy?”

“You think someone that is the jealous type could be with someone as flirty as jack?” You asked back, giggling

“mmm fair enough”

The scene cut.

“So was your chat up line?”

“Hi”, you answered, imitating your boyfriend

“Hi?” Amelia asked, just as she asked jack

“No, I’m not that lame”, you said laughing loudly making Amelia break character and laughing with you, “jack’s gonna kill me for that!”

Cut.

“did he use the “hi” chat up line with you?”

“oh yeah”

“so it worked”

“mmm kinda”

“kinda? You are dating him”

“well…” you said, smiling awkwardly

Cut.

“What’s the most important thing for you in a relationship?”

“Honesty”, you said without hesitation, “trust”

“can you forgive someone that breaks your trust?”

“No”, you said quickly

“Uhhh, be careful Jack”

You laughed, “i think we should stop naming him”

Cut.

“What’s the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?”

You smiled, “writing me a song”

“Oh, I’m not gonna ask who did it”, she said rolling her eyes, “it’s on his album?”

“I had other boyfriends before, you know” you said and she raised an eyebrow, “but it was him” you recognized, and she rolled her eyes sighing “and no”, you said shaking your head, “It's not on his album, unless one of those songs is about me and I don't know it.”

“I remember when he came, he said that the most romantic thing he had ever done for someone was bought them a plane ticket”

“it's nice to know that he outdid himself… because a plane ticket, really, babe?” you said, looking at the camera, and your crew laughed.

“And what’s the most romantic thing you had ever done?”

“besides writing songs, I think… writing letters, it’s something that I do naturally”

“Have you written for more than one person?”

“I’ve done it for all my boyfriends”, Amelia looked at the camera like a character from the office, “not that I’ve had that many anyway”

“How many partners have you had?”

“Three”

“Including ja… the actual one?”

You laughed, “yes, including the actual one”, you said emphasizing the “actual one” and looking at the camera too, again.

“Were they… famous?”

“No, I think I’m more attracted to non-famous people, so ja… the actual one…”, you corrected yourself, “it’s an exception, like Hayley Williams said, you are the only exception”, you sang

“Ooh, that was really beautiful”

“Thank you”, you said bowing with your hand

Cut.

“I saw your date with Matty Healy”, you said raising an eyebrow

“Uhmm, I'm the one who starts the topic of conversation” Amelia said acting confused

“well, not this time”

“What about matty? Do you like him?” She said trying to turn the tables, you just laughed

“No, but I got really nervous when he tried to kiss you”

“Giiiirlll, don’t tell me”

“I screamed”, you recognized

“Me too… internally, but don’t tell him”

Cut.

“Do you want kids?”

“Yes”

“Eight?” Amelia asked and you laughed, knowing that she was going to said that, “because better start now”

“no fucking way i'm having eight kids, I think is enough to ruin the lives of one or two, maybe three” you said, and Amelia tried not to laugh.

“you’re so real for that”

“that’s what parents are for”

“okay but, will you have kids with ja… the actual one?” she asked, correcting herself again.

“oh, it’s too soon to think about that, besides… I won't forget that he yelled "single dad!" super excited when you asked him” you joked.

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yourinstagram I think I found the one @ ameliadimz 💗, goodbye @ jackharlow have a nice life

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jackharlow so, you don’t want eight daughters?

->yourinstagram single dad!

->jackandy/nfan LMAO JSLKDJF💀 she will never forget

->yourfan jackandynfan the pettiness 🤣

druski damn not even three months jackharlow

->urbanwyatt and he already bored her, I don’t blame you yourinstagram

->jackharlow druski urbanwyatt you don't even last two days

yourfan2 first harrystyles and now ameliadimz? Poor jack fighting for his life

->yourfan3 lmao poor jack

after typing the "single dad!" comment while laughing, you went to the youtube video to see the first comments, expecting to laugh some more.

USER. “that’s what parents are for” LMAOOO

USER. she really exposed all of our parents

USER. What I heard the whole video:

-Amelia: blah blah blah Jack?

-y/n: blah blah blah Jack

-Amelia: blah blah blah Jack

-y/n: blah blah blah Jack

I'm not complaining tho.

USER petition for y/n to leave jack and date amelia

USER she said "well, not this time" with the same tone of voice and expressions with which jack said "okay, it's my answer", I think they are blending in too quickly 💀

[twst-beam]

TWST MOOTSTERLIST

get it. because- okay nevermind i'm so sorry for the pun

@0klwkan: aavvie!! my first twst mutual and the person who brought me into it in the first place!! they are SO cool go check them out :DD vian my beloved <333 jamil smoocher 🫵🏽.

@shutupkida: kida!! i got to know her through stalking her blog because of her awesome fics the bllk-twst crossover! :DD i'll work on it i promise i just need to get my brain juice working :'D

@nem0-nee: KABABAYAN (1) honestly her art is just ??????? *chef's kiss* i am smooching your art i am eating it i am putting it on a pedestal and staring at it mwah. nemo reigns in chaos supremacy 😌

@officialdaydreamer00: ireneeee 🥺 my Soulmate 🥺🥺🥺 they're just like me fr fr. i saw them on auburn's blog and went 🫵🏽. 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽. wedding planner, fellow muse, tweel kisser, super mega amazing 😌.

@shyhaya: i saw haya on irene's blog and went ??? friend! very shy, but the art is *chef's kiss*, and her responses to tag games are very entertaining <333

@mangocat21: they've got AWESOME art :DD new to art??? seriously?? with that style?? i am deceased dead gone ascended to heaven that is SO cool OoO got into twst for leona got trapped by the floyd >:3

@azulashengrottospiano: auburn!! literally married to azul and writes absolutely BANGER fics. i'm still kicking my feet and giggling over some of them ///>v<///

@the-v-lociraptor: fellow muse!! her boy yuliy is a GIANT and VERY fun to draw :DD also her art and lore??? 🛐🛐🛐

@valerie-leech: valerieee!! she's so pretty omg and her art is AMAZING :DD fellow muse (and tweel kisser..? or is it just jade.. :00)

@i-like-forgs: ryoko!! fellow muse and a cool person 😎 i always see them on my activity feed thank you 🥺

@taruruchi: KABABAYAN (2) her art is so good like ???? VERY entertaining and a great mutual too :DD

@starry-night-rose: ellis!! her stuff??? so many things planned out and her ocs are SUPER intriguing :DD looking at u rn in curiosity and interest

@shkrmpp: shrimpy!! i saw one of their posts that said new moots were welcome so i proposed ^v^ <333 and their WRITING.. emotions go brrrr

@hydrangea-breeze: hydra!! her writing????? reading it all up and going 👀👀👀 and her posts and tags too i love reading them they're so entertaining ^v^

@totallymem3: KABABAYAN (3) her art???? going yes yes yes every time 😌 her yuu sounds SO fun to see and know about :DD

@synchronize03: YOU. you were responsible for the blowing up of my airport-leash-but-twst meme. a GOLDMINE of reblogs 😌

@ceruleancattail: ceruuuu!!!! cater kisser coughcough they are AMAZING as in VERY. VERY AMAZING. eloquence and elegance and flustering-capabilities are off the CHARTS they constantly make me go ADFGHJKHGFDSDFGHJKJHGH with their fics

@cookiesandbiscuits: KABABAYAN (4) cookie!! i saw her follow me one day and went :0000 called me cool once and i love her for it 🥺 PLAYLIST MAKER!! i was looking through some stuff again and found you!! went so THAT'S who cookie was how could i forget 😭😭😭 music taste is *chefs kiss* i'm gonna be jamming along to songs with you mwah mwah

@names-are-dumb: COLE I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T SEE YOU IN MY TWST ACCOUNT FOLLOWS I AM ASHAMED FOR THIS GRIEVOUS OVERSIGHT 😭😭😭 anyway! this guy's brain is HUGE. like. the midas lore?? hello?? looking looking looking but also not going in with a ten-foot pole if i can help it ya boy's kinda scary but fascinating. very fascinating indeed 😌

@the-dumber-scaramouche: KABABAYAN (5), likes bicol express according to one of the posts i first saw on her blog :DD mainly simps for ???? definitely kaveh but there's a lot of conflicting posts for twst, and did i mention how ENTERTAINING her tags are I'm grinning ear to ear just reading them

@vioisgoinginsane: vio!! fellow jade faver (?) 🥺🥺🥺 her scenario posts are GENIUS and i love love LOVE her reblogs and tags. super supportive too like ????? <333333

@luvkamishiro: new moot!! BANGER art and ideas like seriously :000 seems super nice too :DD

@perfectlyunadulteratedjellyfish: KABABAYAN (6) dan!!! so nice 🥺 looking forward to getting to know them more :DD

@allioaro: new moot!! i saw her ruggie as housewarden post on my dash and got intrigued :DD her art is so cute it looks so soft and pretty 🥺🥺🥺 IMMACULATE and fun vibes detected as i looked through her blog 😌 idia smoocher >:D

@shinysparklesapphires: sapph!!! i CANNOT believe you haven't put here yet i SWEAR i already wrote one for you :((( absolutely INTERESTING OCs right here, and she's so cool??? first one to draw my babygirl everiu other than me thank you SO much 🥹🥹🥹 xeir oc lore?? once again going 👀👀👀👀👀 INTRIGUED by it 😌

@katriniac: ooooh she cooool. not much info about her, we just started following each ohter one day and i have no recollection of past interactions but SUPER honored to be moots with you!!

@dove-da-birb: DOVE!!!! they're so cool and supportive and nice and ASDFGHJKFJLDRNGNRJVNFHDQWHSLFJF 🥺🥺🥺🥺 AWESOME writer and friend and also their OCs????? writing blog is @da-birb-writes-sometimes go check it out for super good stories it'll be so worth it mwah mwah

@honkai-freak: new moot!! met them during the I-tweel-I wedding and they asked to be an usher! :DD

@somany-fandoms-solittle-time: aims!! fellow theater kid 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖 has BANGER ideas and great music taste like seriously also so fun to interact with????

@murderisokay: new moot!! new to tumblr, apparently, but that's okay :DD vil smoocher?? 👀👀👀 also their artstyle is super cute and neat it's so nommable XD

@twistwonderlanddevotee: sofia!!!!! new moot and already a RIOT to be around :DDD like seriously she's so fun and she makes awesome wallpapers???? ALSO LIKES ARTEMIS FOWL AND MLB YES YES YES

tags i can copy-paste for convenience 😎 (apologies if you receive a double notification :'D): @0klwkan, @shutupkida, @nem0-nee, @officialdaydreamer00, @shyhaya, @mangocat21, @azulashengrottospiano, @the-v-lociraptor, @valerie-leech, @i-like-forgs, @taruruchi, @starry-night-rose, @shkrmpp, @hydrangea-breeze, @totallymem3, @synchronize03, @ceruleancattail, @cookiesandbiscuits, @names-are-dumb, @the-dumber-scaramouche, @vioisgoinginsane, @luvkamishiro, @perfectlyunadulteratedjellyfish, @allioaro, @shinysparklesapphires

more moots..? :00 yeet me an ask or comment or reblog if you wanna :DD let's be mutuals! ^v^

[rmd-writes]

do not perceive me but coming in with a big forehead kiss for you (MWAH).

this is kinda tied into the WIP game but can you say more about either (RWRB) Alex's armour 5+1 OR (Schitt's Creek) airport exes to lovers? You know I love an airport, I couldn't resist.

what's your goal pole trick for 2024?

what's your bucket list pole trick (of all time)?

<3

hello my love, thank you for my forehead kiss 💖 if you bend down a little, I will stand on my tip toes and give you one back

To answer your questions:

Schitt's Creek airport exes to lovers was supposed to be a fic for the Frozen Over fest but I just didn't have time to write it so I had to drop the claim which made me sad cos I really wanted to make it three years in a row of participating in Frozen Over! Anyway, this was the prompt that I claimed (and I don't think anyone actually wrote it):

I have ideas for the prompt that involve lots of texting, a little subterfuge on Patrick's part with what will hopefully be a romantic reveal and then reunion. I need to figure out the back story and decide whether I place this within a canon adjacent universe or make it completely AU. I don't write David and Patrick very often anymore, but whenever I do I'm reminded how much I love them and love writing them so, it's staying on the list.

Goal pole trick - I had extended butterfly on my list for this year because it's been something that I couldn't quite get other than once or twice momentarily. BUT as you know because I subject you to my videos, I got it last week (on both sides even!!) and as long as I can repeat that again in the next couple of weeks, I think I can cross it off!! Um, my other goals are doing superman without it being very clear that there are several moments when I think I am going to slide off the pole, inside leg hangs without wanting to cry (rip my inner thighs which are just constantly bruised), JADE SPLIT. Also, just generally looking less like a baby giraffe in 8-inch heels.

Bucket list pole trick - I don't have one! Mostly I just want to look like I know what I'm doing lmao. Maybe choreographing an entire routine without having a breakdown.

What's your goal pole trick/bucket list pole trick?

[nereidprinc3ss]

ppl calling dybmn reader/spence toxic have never been in an actual irl relationship i fear… i don’t think people realize how much talking and like negotiation of boundaries happens sometimes in relationships (i dont mean negotiating as in one person compromising their boundaries ykwim) like unfortunately to be in a healthy relationship u guys just gotta have it out sometimes idk what to tell you…

i’ve been enjoying dybmn so much and i was so curious abt how they would resolve things after part 5 but part 6 just felt perfect, it was so well written and you can rlly feel how much they love each other!!

ive taken to calling dybmn spencer a wh*re in my head it’s not derogatory or affectionate but in a fun little place in between… like when he was like i’m going to be polite and go home 😇 i was like oh this [BEEEP] is NOT leaving the premises (also reader is so me bc i leave doors unlocked constantly its a point of concern for many people in my life)

i just rlly love spencer’s characterization here… i feel like it’s rare to find fics of spence in the later seasons or like post-prison era that feel accurate but this series nailed it for me tbh… that combo of sweetness + old insecurities + jaded-ness… WE LOVE YOU PIPE CLEANER!!!

also this series is very similar to the beginning of my current relationship and there was one time when i said “ive never done this before” in the middle of the act (completely honest) and afterwards they were like “hey… have u actually never done that before or was that like ur version of a hot roleplay bc if it was, it rlly worked” i was like LMFAOOO??? 😭😭😭 + i feel like dybmn reader and spence couldve had an interaction like that early in their relationship.. reader mentions being inexperienced for the first time and spencer is in his head trying to profile is my gf a virgin /srs or /j?

sorry to ramble at you!! i just find this pairing sooo sweet bc it echoes a lot of experiences i’ve had and you write every aspect so well! i hope ur having a great day 🪷🪷🪷

no no i always appreciate a good ramble!! thank you for sharing!!

i also use whore/slut affectionately to refer to men i like now so im glad this is finally catching on it makes me so happy that you guys get where im coming from with spencer is a manwhore

and im glad it feels in character for you!! one of my biggest fears while writing fic is that spencer will just become unrecognizable and be any other male love interest ever and i rlly don’t want that

you definitely might be right that he didn’t know whether to believe her or not when she first told him but i have dabbled in writing out scenes where she tells him for the first time…….. idkkkk

that’s so funny that happened to u tho LMAO

anyway thank u again!! mwah

[lets-talk-spirituality]

Hi love 🦋 You wouldn't happen to have any messages for me, would you? It could be about anything - romance/soul mate, career, family etc. I'm definitely in need of some reassurance, if you could help?

If nothing comes to mind, thank you anyway for your time, and I hope you have a wonderful February 🤍

Hmmm well let’s see what comes to the surface shall we.

🦋🤍🦋🤍🦋🤍🦋🤍🦋🤍🦋🤍🦋🤍🦋🤍🦋

What message needs to be shared, spirit?

Oh beautiful baby soul, oh if only you knew how much we cherish and love you, we see you as precious and innocent. Sometimes you feel beaten down by this world and you feel it’s aged you, jaded you, but to us you are as innocent as the day your soul was made. We are holding your cheeks and wiping your tears. You haven’t seen a mirror in years but your cheeks are still rosy, and you are still pure, beautiful, and the loving carefree side of you is still free and roaming within, don’t you miss this way of being? We will bring you back again, but you must trust us to carry you, we may joke around like we will drop you, but we never would, it’s just to hear you squeal with laughter, let the drops be fun, let the adrenaline drive you (I’m getting like father and daughter vibes hardcore right now, like seeing a dad holding his daughter over his head and acting like he’s gonna drop her or drops her a little and catches her, find your way back to when the drops were fun and less scary)

Songs I’m hearing in my head:

Card Pull— Goddess Guidance

Pele— divine passion “be honest with yourself, what is your hearts true desire”

Oh Pele! She’s a Hawaiian Goddess of fire/volcanoes. Maybe a trip to Hawai’i is calling your name. I pulled this card during readings for a few months beginning of last year without realizing I was being called to Hawai’i. So just saying. When Pele is involved anything can happen. Anyway, I think you’ve lost yourself in the harshness of living and spirit is acting like a protective father playing with his daughter. You need to trust more, this trust will free you to follow your heart’s desires more deeply. Pele is super fucking powerful and one of the only Hawaiian deities I’ve heard talked about multiple times here. Look into her! She’s a bad ass.

Wishing you well nonnie. It’s all gonna be okay. Feel the fire within and instead of it burning, let it tickle. I love you and you got this. Promise. You’re stronger than you know. Mwah 💋

[solarianradiance]

Jellyatinous Rose

Calliope: Welcome lovelies, to oUr little get together for an adventure throUgh the Use of a Role-Playing Game system called DUngeons & Dragons! Tonight we have a new player joining in oUr dUngeon delving, oUr lovely friend, Roxy.

Roxy: hey erebody, its ur gurl roxy!

Dave: hey rox

Rose: Welcome to the game Roxy, nice to see you came tonight~

Kanaya: Pleasure To Have You Dear Roxy!

Jade: nice to see you again!

John: glad you could make it tonight!

Roxy: tnx 4 the warm welcum gaiz, makes me feel good bout this venture here

Roxy: so, when do we start playin?

Calliope: Shortlym bUtt first, we shall introdUce oUr varioUs party members for the road ahead, so that we may give oUr newest addition a chance to Understand her new chUms? Jade, why dont we start with yoU?

Jade: ok!

Jade: im a level 5 chaotic good gnoll ranger called groche’a, and i was ousted from my tribe for not wanting to plunder tombs for bones because i was scared of waking the dead and having them get revenge on us... which they did! im the only survivor!

Roxy: wats a goll? Roxy: *gnoll

Jade: a gnoll is a dog person

Jade: like this!

Roxy: oh so ur a hyna furry basically then?

Jade: well no, im more like a malamute husky, i actually based my character off of bec and what jake told me about my scratched other self

Roxy: yeah, ur gilf self was pretty smokin for an old lady, so i can c y u chose her

Jade: ...what?

Calliope: Lets keep this train of introdUctions going, Dave YoU’re Up love!

Dave: im dave, and im a barbarian. im a level 4 chaotic good guy i guess, gettin my rage on with my magic shit talking sword and doin all kinds of awesome shit!

Roxy: u men like connan the barbarian?

Dave: no, not liek conan Dave: *like Dave: fuck

Roxy: wats ur backstory?

Dave: im a kickass barbarian, i showed up one day and started kicking ass, what more backstory do you need?

Roxy: that sunds lame

Dave: youre lame

Calliope: Moving on, John, how aboUt we introdUce yoUr character?

John: im Salamon of the Hearthlands, a level 4 neutral good halfling jester!

Roxy: wats a halflin?

John: they’re pretty much just hobbits but a bit more... “earthly” i think would be a good word to describe them? they’re sort more vice than virtue and do things like eat a lot of food, take whats not theirs and breed like rabbits.

Roxy: le gasp, ur a bunny boy! that sounds adorable!

John: heh, no, im not a bunny, but i guess i am bunny-like in that sense

Jade: you know, that would actually be a good fursona for you

John: eh, nah, its not really my thing, besides im more like a tiger

Jade: hahahaha! no you’re not!

John: in fact i think would be more like tigra from thundercats

Jade: i said no. you’re fucking. not.

John: uuuuh!!!

Roxy: calli!

Calliope: Yes Roxy, what is it?

Roxy: can u make jon into a bunny boy?

Calliope: I... can, bUt I need a good reason like a magical invocation or something like that, I cannot simply do as I wish with the players whenever I wish.

Calliope: Besides, the game has not started. Rose, why dont yoU go next?

Rose: 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒶 𝒩𝑒𝓊𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓁 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝓁 𝒟𝓇𝑜𝓌 𝒩𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇, 𝒞𝓎𝒶𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝐻𝑜𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝒢𝓊𝓁’𝒢𝒶𝓃. 𝑀𝓎 𝑀𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇, 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶 𝒫𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝐿𝑜𝓁𝓉𝒽, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈, 𝐼 𝓈𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝒹 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝓎 𝒩𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓊𝓇𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝓊𝓅𝓅𝑒𝓉, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓈, 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝓇𝑜𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓎 𝐻𝑜𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒻𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶𝓈 𝐼 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝒶 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓇𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜𝑜 𝓆𝓊𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓁𝓎, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓈𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒾𝓃 𝑒𝓍𝒾𝓁𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝐸𝓁𝒻 𝒞𝒾𝓉𝓎, 𝑀𝑒𝓃𝓏𝑜𝒷𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓏𝒶𝓃, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓋𝒾𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓂 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓂𝑒 𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓎 𝐻𝑜𝓊𝓈𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓈𝒾𝒷𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝓇𝑜𝓌𝒹𝑜𝓂~ 

Roxy: ur kinda given me the willies theres rosie

Rose: Hah! Thank you! I try to accentuate the nature of the Dark Elves as much as possible~ I am a Level 5 Necromancer by the way, just so we are clear.

Calliope: That was a nice sUrprise, always good to see dear ole Rose to give Us a performance and bring a little life throUgh characterization. Now, for oUr last member, Kanaya!

Kanaya: Salutations, I Am Mildred Of Baldurs Gate! A Neutral Good Human Cleric Of Lathander. I Am Level Three And I Am Looking Forward To Keeping You Out Of Trouble, As I Am The Primary Healer Of The Group. Though I Can Take A Swing With My Shredder Axe If I Wish, I Can Be More Than Helpful In Most Situations! 

Roxy: i dunno boit that but i think ill be hpy 2 have u round when the magical shit hits the fan! Roxy: *about

Calliope: Well, now that we have oUr standing party’s introdUctions oUt of the way, how aboUt we have Roxy introdUce Us to oUr newest member?!

Roxy: what bout u calli, whats ur character?

Calliope: I am the DUngeon Master, I recant the tale to the party based on the actions and decisions they make. Technically, I am all of the characters that are not part of the party! BUt I do have a rather sUltry lass that i have been meaning to play for a while. When my tenUre as DUngeon Master is Up, I shall pass the responsibility of rUnning the game onto others and break her oUt!

Roxy: rly? what is she? tell me!

Calliope: She isn’t finalized, but shes a YUan-Ti Magician, specifically an assistant. Haven’t qUite figUred oUt if shes a fUll-blood or a half-blood.

Roxy: a yankee?

Calliope: A YUan-Ti is more or less a snake person, mUch like myself I sUppose. I’ll admit shes a bit of a self-insert, bUt I made her for immersion for flarping. John helped me in crafting her!

Roxy: oh... he did now, did he?

John: yeah! it was actually pretty fun! learning about the lore of the snake people was kinda neat!

Calliope: Indeed! And in retUrn, helped John create another character to pair alongside with her! He is also a Magician, and she acts as his assistant!

Roxy: assistant huh? does that mean you can make his magic wand

Roxy: disappear?!~♥

John: whoa! roxy!

Calliope: Making a Magicians Magic Wand disappear is childs play.

John: uh calli, thats not what she mea-

Calliope: BUt making his wand spit magical glowing seed, now thats the magic~

Calliope: Mwah!~♥

Dave: whoa-ho, damn!

Rose: Ooo, how racey~

Kanaya: I Must Admit, That Got Quite Raunchy Awfully Quickly!

Jade: you can do that?!

John: ok! moving on! time for your introduction rox, before this turns into a smut campaign.

Roxy: how do u know that it wont turn into 1 when i do get my intro on? ;)

John: rox!

Roxy: relax! im jus teasin y Roxy: *u

Roxy: ok, my character is xerox gundalf the pink! shes a level 1 chotic good gun wizard!

John: gun wizard?! that actually sounds cool!

Jade: that actually sound cool, maybe ill roll one next campaign!

Dave: gotta admit, that does sound pretty bitchin rp as

Rose: Um, Roxy, as creative as that is, “Gun Wizard” isnt a valid class within the ruleset of DnD.

Roxy: wat? naaah, its fine! got xeroxs character shit filled out and everything! even drew her!

Roxy: c? kickass sex witch! put a spell on u make u her enchanted slav! put a magic bullet in ur butt and set her enemies on fire! abraka-sexbang!!

Rose: But we already have a Wizardess! Why don’t you be another class, a legal one such as a Rogue or a Thief?

Roxy: those dont sound legal 2 me sister, sides im a rogue in real life! i dont wanna play a rogue i wanna b a badass gun wizard! calli help me out here

Calliope: Mmmmm, well, while technically “GUn Wizards” are not what they are called, “GUn Mages” are in fact an actUal class! So I sUppose thats no significant issUe

Roxy: gasp YAYS!

Rose: Wait, “Gun Mage” is an actual class?

Calliope: Why yes, it is! QUite the interesting one too, might even roll a character to play as one myself at some point!

Rose: Well, anyways, as I said, we already have a Wizardess, which is myself. So how about you roll Up a Rogue? John can moonlight as one, but he isnt able to specialize as one. Here, lemme just get you started and roll you a character right now!

Roxy: uh, no, imma play a wizard!

Rose: We’ll make her Neutral Good, for maximum opportunity while still being approachable. Some good Dexterity for all of that lockpicking you’ll be doing.

Roxy: rose, water u doin?

Rose: Dump all the skill points into stealth, traps, and lockpicking!

Roxy: ross! Roxy:*rose

John: you know i could just spec into those skills myself, i was planning on doing it anyways!

Rose: We can make her pink, with some blue trimmings~

Roxy: stahp!

*Roxy latches onto Rose’s pen hand, preventing her from drawing further. The two devolve into a bit of a struggle*

Rose: Stop... getting... in the... way, Roxy!

Jade: you do know you can multi-class in this game, right? as in you both can have both.

Roxy: well i don.. wann play... fuckin rogue, i wan be... a wizard of bullets!

Rose: We need a Rogue to-*is bitten*-FUCK! ROXY!

Kanaya: What Is Happening?

*Roxy and Rose devolve to a mother/daughter/sister squabble between petty bitches who both want the same thing, but are unwilling to share, complete with hair pulling, bites, scratches, clothes ripping and an assortment of name calling.*

*Its a good ole fashioned cat fight yy’all!*

Jade: shouldnt someone stop this? like kanaya, isnt this your thing?

Kanaya: ...I... Want To, But I Think I Am Enjoying The Sight Of This Conflict? Should I Do So Anyways?

Dave: with them? nah man itll sort itself out eventually. just let em get tuckered out.

John: ... roll for initiative?

Calliope: Haa! Hahahaha!