#AUTOCORRECT WTFFFF SOBS THAT WAS EMBARRASSING

[pupyr0arz]

Selkie soap is SUCH an idea bc like. Obviously he knows how to hide his pelt, like Jesus. That kind of stuff you read in fairy tales hardly happens anyways, his mom gave her pelt willingly and all but he’s got zero intents. It goes in a lockbox unless he’s wearing it no need to look at it twice cause he’s having fun on the streets. Like who even needs long term relationships.

cue ghost, existing. Cue 6 seasons of soap trying to get him to actually just take his goddamn ‘jacket’ and keep it for fucks sake Lieutenant no it is not tacky you can just have it stop leaving it at my place and returning it for the love of Christ of all the things you don’t steal it’s just the jacket because ghost absolutely takes keepsakes 24/7 he’d take the wrapper of soaps gum and probably does the weirdo

ghost actually knowing soap is a selkie and 100% refusing to take his coat by mistake cause he loves soap absolutely and he’d be wrecked if he left but he knows soap isn’t the type to live in bondage well honestly it’s just not worth it to disrupt the nice relationship they have going on and he likes the situation as it is until he picks up on the fact that it’s intentional which goes straight to his dick so maybe he’s prolonging this a bit on purpose but come on it is really hot how soap is offering his freedom on a platter to him he can get away with playing dumb another month