who does it quite like izzy hands.... swanning into the room The Morning After, looking his ex-lover (who he's still got a weird, mutual, 'In Lesbians' sorta situationship with) up and down, saying "Damn you got railed good, congrats" and leaving again
todd anderson is abrasive and bitchy and rude and a little mean but also so so polite to wait-staff, retail workers and baristas and i love that for him <33
House: lol maybe if I exterminate the rat that is plaguing my ex, she’ll fuck me again
House, five minutes later, ignoring his ex while cuddling the rat and feeding him top-shelf cheese: This is Steve McQueen and he is my baby and I am going to diagnose why he keeps tilting his head and I don’t believe in affection or love but if anything happens to Stevie I will kill everyone in this hospital and then myself