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"Hi, have we met before? There's too many people here for me to keep count of—God, are you sunburnt or something? Anyway, you should tell me about yourself or whatever everyone else's been doing recently. You know, your name and such. I'm Vance, by the way."
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(@ask-vance-phillip-lotf, i apologize on behalf of him 😓😓)
has anyone every called you is vance phillip your full name? do you have any fun nicknames???? that’s kind of long… i like it!
vance belongs to @ask-vance-phillip-lotf
#lord of the flies#lotf#lotf ask blog#lotf community#lotf fandom#lotf oc#lotf wilbur#anon#mail!!#don’t ever apologise for ur oc LMAO#i know it’s not how u guys would normally act also i’m sorry if his colour palette is HELLA off i used old art and it might not be the most#accurate!#vance phillip attenborough#also yes wilbur is just rlly short
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'Sumi's Fruitful Persona
#⁓ sunset (ooc)#⁓ thinking of you (musings)#⁓ thoughtful therapist (main)#accurate!#if you squint you can read cherry as cheerful#. . .if you squint a lot
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“Have you ever done science?. Do you want to attempt to predict numbers that do absolutely nothing at all and then crunch them into a calculation that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that they’re meaningless? Do you want the tiniest shift in result to determine if you get to eat this month? If the university takes you seriously? Do you want to hinge your entire livelihood on one guess and watch as people around you simply lie? Didn’t think so.”
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what is your true role in the story? the "chosen one".
back again young one? still not comfortable with your new title? yes, i can see you are one that prefers the simpler things in life but you do deserve the rank they have given you. oh little sparrow, have you just now realized you are an owl? soaring the skies with gleaming, outstretched talons. you lived your life blinded to your own abilities, but now the truth is out. you did not ask to be a hero, which pains my heart to the core. but alas, the people have given you something so true and bittersweet you cannot bear to refuse them. for they have given you their trust. they praise you, songs will be sung of you, ballads written, feasts in your honor. but "why me?" you quietly whisper to the stars. if you could speak their language you'd hear their simple reply, "because."
you, out of the finest candidates were chosen to be a sacrificial lion in golden chains. your loved ones chanted your worth as it echoed from the steeples. but what was your say on the matter? i guess you had little to none, and unfortunately, neither do i. but destiny is not a burden, it is a gift, you feel weighted by the entire world, your shoulders ache from the hopes, fears, and dreams of the people who have chosen to follow you. but their adoration isn't blind my dear. you are strong, you are worthy of the armor, of the crown. when you look back you will realize that you, my young god, were truly the savior many called you. do not run from your purpose, seek it. and i do not mean the heroic of sorts, no, search for what makes you alive young hero, for here's a secret, you are just as much a hero to others as you are to yourself. it wouldn't make you a villian, to tell them no...
tagged by: @detectim ( tysm sarah mwah ) tagging: @m0tives, @asgardsprotector, @redpooled, @taughtdefense, @junmoone, @tragicale, @bluebeatle
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#meme#mattsmemes#memes that make you go hmmm#accurate#wisdom#words of wisdom#elders#quotes#spot on#wisdom of the ages#so true#hormones#closure#ghosting#ghosted#snacks#nap#knitting#unravelling#back of the class#spreading wisdom#kindness#quote#quotes to remember#quotes to live by
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if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted
life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters
#I'm calling it now and heading to sleep#and by shabbos maybe someone will have publiziced a version of התפילה בשלומה של מלכות that accurately describes#the degree to which certain parties can go fuck themselves#politics#donate#willow's greatest hits
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“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.
#honestly i have never read character analysis that i felt was 100% accurate#and it shouldn’t be#it’s a transformative creative work in and of itself based on the viewer’s subjective experience with the work#To Me is especially useful for less serious things#like. this random song applies to this extremely specific and emotionally fraught situation… To Me 😌😌#you know how it is
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very nice suggestions tumblr, thank you
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Be not afraid!
So a week ago, I sprained my ankle and couldn't walk for 3 days. I'm used to hiking at least an hour a day with my huskies so not being able to walk at all was driving me crazy. And in my jittery sedimentary state, I kept getting visions of this blursed being: a biblically accurate axolotl. There was nothing I could do but draw it. I'm all better now and able to walk again, now back to making less cursed art (maybe)
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Finished designing my bull angel concept! for my friend's TTRPG
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#This feels too accurate lol#rey rambles#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#best memes#lol#tumblr memes#dank memes#humor#twitter memes
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the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport
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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).
#my turn to make a funny wheel post#DEAR ZOOLOGISTS. I USED WIKIPEDIA. PLEASE DIRECT ALL SYSTEMATICS DEBATE TO YOUR PRIVATE GROUP CHATS AND NOT MY INBOX.#feel free to copy and edit the wheel to be what you feel is more accurate
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straight people are no longer allowed to use the word twink. people calling any shit twink right now. 9 times out of 10 they're objectively not a twink. you either mean gay man, feminine man, a trans man, or you're just saying that because you can't say faggot
#it speaks#stop it. stop with the evil twink. i have yet to see someone say that and actually be accurate
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One thing they don’t tell you about sewing is that it is actually ironing
#big sewing is going to get me for speaking the truth about this#sewing#come back later to tag it accurately later lol
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