#Actually no Danny taught her how to fight like a feral raccoon with rabies
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Itty Bitty Prompt
Jason: Hey B you remember the talk you gave us on where babies come from?
Jason, punching him: You fucking lied
Jason, holding up a twelve year old: Babies come from crime-filled alleyways wielding weaponry while attempting to take out your kneecaps
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#dani phantom#Hilariously this is also how Bruce got Jason#A child in an alleyway wielding a tire iron who tried to take out his kneecaps#Ellie was never taught stranger danger conventionally#But Danny taught her how to wield a mean left hook & Jazz taught her how to use a metal bat#Actually no Danny taught her how to fight like a feral raccoon with rabies#Jason is the one whose going to teach her how to properly punch someone
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