OH YEAH BABY ARTFIGHT HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO
Second year of me doing this, and my ass did NOT feel like making new refs- but to be fair, I quite like the old ones AHHAHSHD
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Wowee, five days late, but here is my April Fool's Day picture!
What's the joke here? Well, that's the joke! There isn't one at all except for one foolish woman's endeavors.
This is a drawing of my Addison lady, Thetalan (aka Theta), loosely based on the Fool Card of a tarot deck.
During the 1990s, Theta was a naive White Addison lady who fell deeply in love with Spamton G. Spamton, the BIG SHOT himself! Years before he burst into stardom, the two had a chance encounter in 1993 when Spamton was still building his wealth.
While Theta was working at a sports arena on her first day, Spamton approached her stand to buy beer for him and his friend. However, he noticed her lack of training and, as a small gesture of kindness, showed her how to properly pour a beer from the tap before handing her a generous $20 tip. This encounter embedded into her very SOUL; Theta never forgot him, and her adoration for him grew into unconditional love in the years that followed.
Like the fabled sun in their world without one, she gazed upon his visage in awe and often said, "Someday, I want to be just like him and shine brightly above the city lights!"
Despite her best efforts, he rose higher and higher while she remained nothing more than a regular Addison. However, this did not stop her from believing that someday they would surely talk again!
Thoughts of love swirled in her mind, inspiring her to write him many poems, but she never had the courage to mail them. Then, one day in 1997, Spamton announced the opening of a dedicated PO box to send him fan letters with the possibility of reading his favorite ones on TV.
This was her chance to finally get him to acknowledge her love for all to witness!
She rushed to her desk and poured all her devotion onto the paper, confessing every thought and feeling she had since their initial encounter. With a heart-shaped seal, she sent the love letter off, praying that he would find hers, remember that small moment they shared, and let all of CYBER WORLD and the neighboring Dark Worlds know how much he meant to her.
Every episode of the SPAMTON LOVE NETWORK sent her heart pounding. Surely there would come the day he'd find hers in all those piles of fan letters? She never gave up hope and believed he would read hers one day!
However, by 1998, Spamton's sales and net worth declined. The SPAMTON LOVE NETWORK was canceled in 1999 when a mysterious health condition robbed him from going on stage again. Crestfallen, Theta sobbed, knowing she'd never hear her "prince" announce her words of love. She prayed from the core of her SOUL, hoping he read her letter despite everything and kept it close to his heart.
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I'm gonna juggle another 3 new projects in my 5+ project riddled mind and see how well I do
As a heads up- if anyone is really interested in gettin something that is out of stock, instead of waiting, you can tell me and I can rearrange my little to do list 👍🏻
Also get a real cool shirt HERE 🫵🏻
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Spamtons life is doomed from day one.
I suddenly remember this comic panel by Kate Beaton. I have to draw it.
Ref pic below:
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