its 5am. i am very tired. i do not want to go through and pick out all the best responses when i have a test today. so what youre getting now is:
every single character that was submitted [unless i didnt feel comfortable adding them to the data]
^ this includes:
- i didnt feel comfortable putting them in [they are a kid is the most likely answer]
- they break the rules
and goodnight everyone im going back to bed you get your pairings later today. feel free to demand your malewife be in the pairings in the notes of this post all you want but be nice
and sorry to the ppl checking the tags in the search bar for ANY of these characters
read more because we got 301 and then some submissions:
The Top Submitted Characters:
Crazy Dave [Plants Vs Zombies] - 14
Kazuki Kurusu [Buddy Daddies] - 8
Hero [Omori] - 8
Saul Goodman/James McGill [Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad] - 7
Tatsu [Way of the House Husband] - 7
Thoma [Genshin Impact] - 7
Laszlo Cravensworth [What We Do In the Shadows] - 5
Percy de Rolo [Critical Role/Vox Machina] - 5
Ron DeLite [Ace Attorney] - 5
Brett Hand [Inside Job] - 4
Puss in Boots [Puss in Boots] - 4
Sanji [One Piece] - 4
Spamton G. Spamton [Deltarune] - 4
Got 3 Or Less Votes:
9 [9 (2009)]
Adrian Graye Vernworth [The Owl House]
Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir [Miraculous Ladybug]
Alador Blight [The Owl House]
Alistair Theirin [Dragon Age]
Andre Legris [Innocent/Innocent Rouge]
Asgore Dreemurr [Undertale]
Axel Summers [Lemon Soda and Coffee (Webcomic)]
The Baker [Into the Woods (1991)]
Bandit Heeler [Bluey]
Barry Draxum [Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
Beacrox Molan [Lout of the Court’s Family]
Benny [Fallout: New Vegas]
Bilbo Baggins [The Hobbit]
BJ Hunnicutt [MASH]
Bob Belcher [Bob's Burgers]
Briefers "Brief" Rock [Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]
Brock [Pokemon]
Bruno Buccerati [JoJo's Bizzare Adventure]
Bruno Madrigal [Encanto]
Calculester Hewlett-Packard [Monster Prom]
Caleb Wittebane [The Owl House]
Cardan [The Folk of the Air trilogy by Holly Black]
Cecil Palmer [Welcome to Night Vale]
Chakotay [Star Trek Voyager]
Charlie Kelly [It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]
Chisaki Kai (Overhaul) [My Hero Academia]
Chris Pearson [Dan Vs.]
Chrom [Fire Emblem Awakening]
Clay Rockridge [The Sexy Brutale]
Colin Robinson [What We Do In the Shadows]
Connecticut Clark [FlorkofCows/The Saga of Clark]
Cove Holden [Our Life: Beginning & Always]
Cyclonus [Transformers (IDW1)]
DaLey Vigil [The Great Ace Attorney]
Daniel Cain [Re-Animator]
Darius Deamonne [The Owl House]
Dedue Molinaro [Fire Emblem Three Houses]
Dick Grayson [DC Comics]
Dick Gumshoe [Ace Attorney]
Do Hyun Soon [Flower of Evil]
Ed [Our Flag Means Death]
Eddie Munson [Stranger Things]
Elliott [Stardew Valley]
Faria [Thrilling Intent]
Flex Mentallo [Doom Patrol]
Fox Mulder [The X-Files]
Fukuo [Kiki’s Delivery Service]
Furio Giunta [The Sopranos]
Gao Yizhi [Iron Widow]
Garmadon [Ninjago]
Garry [Ib]
Geto Suguru [Jujitsu Kaisen]
Gilbert Nightray [Pandora Hearts]
Gomez Addams [The Addams Family]
Grover Underwood [Percy Jackson Series]
Hannibal Lecter [Hannibal]
Harrier du Bois [Disco Elysium]
Hazama Masayoshi [Samurai Flamenco]
Heinz Doofenshmirtz [Phineas and Ferb]
Herlock Sholmes [The Great Ace Attorney]
Hordak [She-Ra (Netflix)]
Howl Jenkins Pendragon [Howl's Moving Castle]
Hugh Neutron [Jimmy Neutron]
Hugh Test [Johnny Test]
Ianto Jones [Torchwood]
Ignis Scientia [Final Fantasy XV]
Ingo [Pokemon]
Izzy Hands [Our Flag Means Death]
Jake Sully [Avatar]
James [Pokemon]
Jason Todd [Batman]
Jesus Christ [The Bible]
Joel Hammond [Santa Clarita Diet]
Johnathan Harker [Bram Stoker's Dracula]
John Silver [Treasure Island (1988)]
John Watson [BBC Sherlock]
Jonathan Byers [Stranger Things]
Kaiden Alenko [Mass Effect]
Kai Satou [Your Turn to Die]
Kaito [Vocaloid]
Kakashi Hatake [Naruto]
Katsuya Serizawa [Mob Psycho 100]
Ken [Barbie]
Kermit the Frog [The Muppets]
Kim Dokja [Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint]
Kim Gongja [SSS-Class Suicide Hunter]
Kingsley [Papa Louie Games]
Kisuke Urahara [Bleach]
Klavier Gavin [Ace Attorney]
Kojiro “Joe” Nonjo [Sk8 the Infinity]
Laurance Zvahl [Minecraft Diaries]
Lazarus Bleeze [The Hex]
Leon [Pokemon]
Lestat de Lioncourt [Interview with the Vampire (TV Show)]
Lieutenant Columbo [Columbo]
Light Yagami [Death Note]
Link [Breath of the Wild]
The Lobby Boy [The Hotel Podcast]
Loid Forger [Spy X Family]
Luigi [Mario Franchise]
Luo Binghe [The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System]
Mac McDonald [It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]
The Man in the Yellow Hat [Curious George]
Manolo Sanchez [The Book of Life (2014)]
Mario [Mario Franchise]
Marshall Eriksen [How I Met Your Mother]
Marvin [Falsettos]
Mendel Weisenbachfeld [Falsettos]
Me [The Mod]
Michael [The Good Place]
Miles Edgeworth [Ace Attorney]
Min-Gi Park [Infinity Train]
Minato Namikaze [Naruto]
Momo [Stray]
Mr. Mime [Pokemon]
The Narrator [The Stanley Parable]
Naven Nuknuk [Epithet Erased]
Oliver Queen [DC Comics (Green Arrow)]
Olruggio [Witch Hat Atelier]
The Onceler [The Lorax]
Palamedes Sextus [The Locked Tomb]
Paper [Inanimate Insanity]
Peeta Mellark [The Hunger Games]
Percy Jackson [Percy Jackson Series]
Peter Nureyev [The Penumbra Podcast]
Preminger [Barbie: Princess and the Pauper]
Qifrey [Witch Hat Atelier]
Quirrel [Hollow Knight]
Ramsey Murdoch [Epithet Erased]
Randy Valentine Jade [Dialtown]
Redd Rockridge [The Sexy Brutale]
Reigen Arataka [Mob Psycho 100]
Ronaldo [The Vampire Dies in No Time]
Rouxls Kaard [Deltarune]
Roy Mustang [Full Metal Alchemist]
Ryoji Kaji [Neon Genesis Evangelion]
Ryuuji Takasu [ToraDora!]
Samwise Gamgee [Lord of the Rings]
Sasuke Itachi [Naruto]
Satan [Puyo Puyo]
Satoru Gojo [Jujitsu Kaisen]
Seven [Zero Escape]
Shinya Fujikawa [Corpse Factory]
Sig Curtis [Full Metal Alchemist]
Silco [Arcane (Netflix)]
Sojiro Sakura [Persona 5]
Sokka [Avatar: The Last Airbender]
Soldier [Team Fortress 2]
Spirit Albarn [Soul Eater]
Spongebob Squarepants [Spongebob Squarepants]
Steve Harrington [Stranger Things]
Steven Grant [Marvel]
Suoh Tamaki [Ouran High School Host Club]
Sword Boyfriend [Transistor]
Tanjiro Kamado [Demon Slayer]
Thomas Sharpe [Crimson Peak (2015)]
Tohru Adachi [Persona 4]
Tom Wambsgans [Succession]
Travis Matagot [Campaign Skyjacks]
Tsukasa Jinguuji [Fabiniku (Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout)]
The Tumblr Boyfriend [Tumblr]
The Twelfth Doctor [Doctor Who]
Tyrell Wellick [Mr. Robot]
Vanitas [Vanitas no Carte/The Case Study of Vanitas]
Vash the Stampede [Trigun]
Victor Nikiforov [Yuri on Ice]
Waymond Wang [Everything Everywhere All At Once]
Whizzer Brown [Falsettos]
William "Spike" Pratt [Buffy the Vampire Slayer]
William “Dex” Pointdexter [Check Please!]
Yeza Brenatto [Critical Role]
Yoo Joonghyuk [Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint]
You [The Voter]
Zagreus [Hades]
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For halloween prompts:
halloween is hunter's birthday (hunter's moon)
hooty is in charge of making a haunted house
Hunter's birthday prompt answered here
Hooty's House of Horror
Ao3
“Thanks for doing this guys,” Luz looked around at her friends as they followed her along the path to the owl house.
“I’m more than happy to assist you with whatever you need,” Hunter replied “But remind me again what this is?”
“Hooty learned about human haunted houses and wanted to do one himself, he’s really excited about it and I don’t want to disappoint him,”
“It’s always best to go along with this and humor Hooty when he gets like this,” Amity added “Hooty always means well, but when he gets enthusiastic things get…chaotic,”
Both her and Luz shuddered simultaneously, remembering the catastrophe that happened after the tunnel of love.
“Well I’m genuinely curious about what Hooty considers scary,” Gus piped up.
They rounded the bend, the house coming into view. Luz was surprised to see Darius standing out front, along with–
“Adrian!?” Hunter said in shock “What are you doing here?”
Adrian Graye Vernworth turned towards them, arms folded and expression sour “Oh joy, the puberty patrol is here. We’ll I’m sure you’ll be happy to know that I’m only here to talk with the bard about rebuilding the concert hall. Then I’ll leave and you can all enjoy your little vermin infested hovel without me,”
“And I’m here to make sure he doesn’t touch anything he’s not supposed to,” Darius said, not even looking up from where he was polishing his nails.
“Well just don’t try anything funny,” Gus spoke up, narrowing his eyes at Adrian “Or I’ll fry your brain again,”
Adrian glowered but did take a step away from Gus.
“Hello friends! How's it going hoot hoot?” Hooty stretched out from the front door.
Adrian yelped and jumped away while Darius staggered back but Luz just smiled.
“Hi Hooty, we’re here for the haunted house!”
“Well then get ready to have your socks scared off!”
Hooty stretched out even further, wrapping all of them, including Darius and Adrien, in his coils.
“Hang on I didn’t agree to–”
“Hands off you filthy–”
Hooty pulled them inside and dumped them all on the living room floor.
“The entrance to Hooty’s House of Horror is right down this hall hoot hoot, enter if you daaaaarrreeeee,”
Hooty flailed and retreated down the hallway, leaving the seven of them to pick themselves up.
“I did not sign up for this,” Darius grumbled, brushing off his cape.
Amity stepped up to him and patted his shoulder consolingly “It’ll be better to just go along with it. We’ll walk through whatever Hooty’s set up and then you can talk to Raine,”
Darius frowned but didn’t say anything.
“Fine,” Adrian huffed, stomping towards the hallway “The sooner we do this the sooner it’s over with,”
The rest of them followed after, stepping through the hall into the next room.
Luz was so surprised she stopped midstep, several of the others bumping into her.
Most of the haunted houses Luz had been to had dim to low lighting, all the better for costumed actors to hide in. But this room was brightly lit, and the closer she looked, the less it resembled a haunted house.
Paper with grid lines drawn onto it was plastered along the walls and ceiling, covering every inch of the room. Seemingly random objects were scattered everywhere; sponges and clusters of small blue balloons, various bottles of soaps and even rubber duckies.
“What fresh hell is this…” Adrian mumbled.
“I’m glad you asked!” Hooty burst out of the wardrobe, making all of them jump “This room is dedicated to the most horrific ritual known to witch, demon, and humankind. Behold the chamber of Bath time!”
For a few seconds Luz just stood there, blinking in stupefied silence, then she felt her lips twitch up into a smile.
Of course, this was a haunted house designed by Hooty.
“Oh wow Hooty, this is super scary,”
“Yeah,” Willow said, biting back a giggle “I’m shaking in my boots,”
“So terrifying…” Amity nudged Willow with her elbow, both of their cheeks puffed with restrained laughter “You can even smell the soap,”
“Well I find it tacky and tasteless,”
“Vernworth if your opinion is wanted we’ll ask for it,”
“If you guys think this is scary, wait until you see what’s up ahead!”
Hooty slithered away as they followed him to the next room. This one lacked the clutter of ‘The Chamber of Bath time’ instead it was lined on either side by cardboard cutouts. As Luz looked closer she saw she recognized some of them, there was Kikimora, and Odalia, and some of the former covenheads, but not Raine or Darius–
“Here we have a special kind of horrific creature that Eda told me all about,” Hooty rose up and towered over the room “The Suck-up! These creatures will seek out who they perceive to be the most powerful, and immediately start kissing up to them in order to try and get ahead, so terrifying hoot hoot,”
This time Luz had to bite her cheek to keep herself from bursting out laughing. Around her the others were looking the same. Gus had both hands pressed against his mouth and Willow and Amity were shaking and holding each other. Hunter managed to keep his expression neutral but his face was turning purple. Even Darius cracked a smile.
“Hey guys,” a stray chuckle escaped Hunter “This look familiar?” he elbowed one of the cutouts, a cutout that happened to look a lot like Adrian.
A wheeze escaped her as Luz fought to keep the laughter down, all the others doubling over and holding their sides. Darius’s composure breaking and a small chuckle escaping.
One of Adrian’s eyes twitched, his face flushing dark red.
Hooty glanced back and forth between Adrian and the cutout “Wow! Life truly does imitate art, I’m a genius!”
“Let’s just get this over with.” Adrian hissed through gritted teeth, stomping out of the room and down the hall. They followed after him, everyone but Adrian shaking with barely restrained giggles.
Hooty slithered past, retreating down into the basement “And last but not least we have the terror of the human world…”
Heading down the basement stairs, Luz saw that the only object of note in the basement was a medium sized aquarium set up in the middle of the room. Reaching the bottom, all of them gathered around it with various levels of curiosity on their faces.
Hooty zoomed around until he encircled the group and the tank “Behold the starfish! This monstrosity native to the non-boiling seas of the human realm consumes its prey by vomiting its intestines on it, the horror!”
Leaning in close to the glass, Luz saw at the bottom what she thought at first was an actual starfish, but after staring for a few seconds she realized it was actually a starfish shaped diving toy.
“Oh wow,” Luz took a half step back, raising her hands in feigned horror “I think it’s coming right at me,”
“Aww don’t worry,” Hooty leaned down towards her “It’s all pretend,”
“We know you’ll protect us Hooty,” Amity patted his side.
Practically glowing at the praise, he turned back to face all of them “That brings us to the end. Thanks for touring Hooty’s House of Horror, please exit through the owl pellet,”
“Oh thank Tit– wait what?”
Hooty swooped forward and swallowed Adrian in one gulp, letting out a small burp “Who’s next?”
All of them screamed and scrambled towards the basement stairs. Darius grabbing Hunter under one arm and Amity under the other, sprinting up the stairs like his life depended on it.
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