#And into the oblivion I go

[heartfullofleeches]

The Show Must Go On

Little 18+ blurb with my eldritch show host

Tags: cockwarming, exhibitionism, G.N Reader

Your muscles become taut as the stage lights flicker on; a laugh lingering in ear as a soft mutter sweeps across the waking crowd. Sliding between your shoulder blades, a hand grips your collar and pulls you back against the chest bare chest of your co-host; a hiss broadcasted from your raw throat as his girth is worked up into you. You slam your fist on the table; the rocking of the solid wood enough to mask the shutter that ripples through you as he bucks his hips.

The desk is just high enough to hide your sins; the only things out of place being your unbuttoned and lifted shirt, and the beads of sweat that roll down your face. You're reminded of the vigorous lovemaking that took place before the lights came on as Host pumps into you; climax so cruelly ripped away as you were blinded by white light. Having grown adjusted to the brightness and his gentle pace; you bite on your lip to keep your sounds full the still oblivious crowd. A task not made easy as the screens around you mirrored your twisted expression. Host's smirks runs along your bruised skin; marks his sealed lips left while under the protection of the dark stage. He chuckles.

"Well, Y/n- Looks like we didn't finish before show time. I'd love for us to continue in private, but we're already here and you agreed to the terms and conditions beforehand. As much as it pains me - the show must go on."

Host hooks an arm around your waist as he picks up his microphone; whispering one final message as the feedback kicks. "If you last until the end of the first round - we'll end the show early today. Unless you'd prefer to face a punishment round like our dear guest."

[amelia-yap]

i think shes a bit grumpy...

[twistedappletree]

mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

[paper-starz]

Doodle dump! 💖

(I blame @za0mbie for getting me into the Julaby ship 😭) <- go check em out! They’re wonderful!!!

[achelata]

just thinking about bucky mourning gale while sitting on his seat

[eurymille]

The endless lies, I've cast aside, locked them in ice.

[navree]

"rhaenys could have ended the war by dracarysing all the greens right there" yes because a distant relation to the throne deciding to barbecue an anointed and publicly positively hailed king and his entire family who is well loved within the city and in multiple other parts of the country for the sake of the succession of a far-away princess no one was ever on board with who hasn't been seen by the populace in literal years, her psycho husband, her three obvious bastards, and two toddlers from the psycho husband would go over super well with westeros and especially in king's landing where scores of the still-cheering population were killed for no reason by that same dragon who would do the barbecuing, because when targaryens act unilaterally without thinking of how the people would react there's never any problem, which is why the storming of the dragonpit and robert's rebellion were actually just collective delusions dreamed up by readers who hate rhaenyra and not key parts of the story and house targaryen's history that directly contributed to their demise and are intrinsic to the plot

truly team black stans are made up of only the most genius and media literate amongst us

[bewareofthenewphannie]

I am so scared for april fools. I know they are plotting something and oh to be a fly on their wall during this discussion.

which ideas do they bring up but regard as too much or too little? how do they calculate our response to whatever they'll end up doing? how much they are willing to mess with us? how much are they willing to risk for a joke?

well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see

[gruesome-beauty]

favorite jb performances:

highlight reel // august 12, 2022 (via trailofd3ad)

[aatroxskitten]

other tes fans around me at any given time: so here's all the reasons why this particular elder scrolls game sucks and my preferred elder scrolls game is good. i have a long detailed list of reasons as to why Game 1 sucks and Game 2 is good. don't talk to me about Game 1 or I will derail every discussion about how you are dumb for liking it.

me, a silly little guy: oh boy i get to be in tamriel in this game :) i am having so much fun :) this is so great :)

[vulpinesaint]

Venom + Kissing Death by MOTHICA

[valtsv]

my dreams need to stop giving me fucked up ethical dilemmas i'm sorry but i don't think like that. if you put me in a survival situation i will simply do whatever i want.

[doctor-disc0]

Bethesda needs to bring back elder scrolls games taking place over multiple years. I'm sorry, but I genuinely don't think that the Oblivion Crisis and all the Oblivion DLCs happened in 4 months.

And don't get me started on the fact that every event in ESO happens in the same year.

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Local Alchemist needed to be stopped.

My formula of restore fatigue:

Spring salad: lettuce, radish, potato, (optional: apple, orange, watermelon). Unfortunately it has Burden side effect. (if choose orange, you'll get a bonus Shield effect) Can also side with Ranch dressing: cheese wedge, leek, onion, garlic. And this one has Damage Agility side effect. It can be fix by removing the garlic.

Potato soup: potato, garlic, leek. This recipe has Frost Shield side effect. Perfect choice for a cold weather.

Corn salsa: corn, tomato, onion, garlic. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect, but you can get Detect Life in the process.

Grilled cheese sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, cheese wheel. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect. I should have removed the cheese wedge. Sorry Baurus :(

Classic ham sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, ham, lettuce. Unfortunately this recipe also has Damage Agility side effect, but bonus Fire Shield woohoo!

Gyudon: beef, onion, rice

Mix berries: blackberry, strawberry, (we only have two kinds of berries?) (optional: apple, orange, pear). Actually, don't put apple or pear in it. They will cause Damage Health.

Crabby corn soup: crab, corn, onion. You can add cheese wedge for bonus Fire Shield (and Damage Agility) effect.

Chili con carne: beef (/boar meat /mutton /venison), onion, garlic, tomato. Side effect is Detect Life. (Beef flavor will grant you Shield effect. Unfortunately Boar meat will have burden side effect and Venison is Damage Health)

Pumpkin pie: pumpkin, sweetcake (/flour /sweetroll). Unfortunately both flour and sweetroll has Damage Personality side effect

Carrot cake: carrot, sweet cakes

Strawberry cheesecake: strawberry, cheese wedge, flour (/sweetcake /sweetroll). The flour version has Reflect Damage side effect. I highly recommend it.

[haunted-xander]

Song of Oblivion

[chanrizard]

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