#Andros x Hermes

[persephoneflowerpetals]

Hades: You did WHAT?!

Persephone: I invited Andros and Hermes over for tea tomorrow afternoon.

Hades: Sweetheart, I love you, but why would you do that?! You know I can’t stand that winged pain in my flame and his big, hairy boytoy!

Persephone: I was just trying to be friendly! It’s only gonna be for a couple of hours. Can you just play nice until then? You don’t even have to be in the same room. You can just work in the throne room until they’re gone…please? For me?

Hades: *sighs in defeat* Fine. For you.

Persephone: *smiles and kisses him*

Meanwhile on Earth…

Hermes: You WHAT!? Babe, why would you accept a free invite to the Underworld? You’re a mortal! That’s just plain nutty!

Andros: I’m sorry, but I couldn’t just say ‘no’ to the Goddess of Spring and Queen of the Underworld.

Hermes: Hey, I get it, babe. Heh, I guess it’s a good thing I’m going as your plus one. If I didn’t then Hades would steal your soul in a heartbeat.

@thepinkestpug (sorry but I’ve been dying to make some sort of Andros x Hermes and Hades x Persephone post for a while and was trying to think of something funny lol! This probably wasn’t all that funny, but I thought it worked for them lol, like Hades and Hermes getting upset that their s/o was like “yeah let’s get together” lmao)

[persephoneflowerpetals]

Slightly spicy question as a belated birthday gift:

What cheesy porn set-up fits best with Persephone and Hades??

Flirty boss who can't keep his hands off his secretary? College student trying to get an A from her sleazy professor? ....Plumber who comes to the underworld to fix Hades' hell-pipes...? 😘

(For example; Andros is the hunky young pool boy and Hermes is the old rich daddy he works for)

YEEEEEEESSS I LOVE IT!!! THANK YOU FOR THIS LOVELY GIFT LMAOO!!! I LOVE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY LIL IDIOTS!!!! (Especially spicy ones 😏) 😁💕💕

That’s a great question lmao!! Honestly, I feel like there’s so many cheesy porn set ups that suit Hades and Seph lol! Like, they just fit so many ideas because they’re both so horny for each other and (for the most part) they’re very dom and sub, but they’re also switches, so the possibilities are endless for them lmao!

But, if I had to pick one, the first one that comes to mind is the “boss can’t keep his hands off his sexy new secretary” set up. I think that’s mainly because it reminds me of my modern au version of Hades and Persephone where they both work in an office together and Hades is the head of his own department, but that’s also just kinda their dynamic. Like, Hades is the sleazy business man and the big guy in charge of the underworld while Persephone is new to the underworld, but is also willing to help Hades in anyway she can (in more ways than one 😏😉). Hades gives her special treatment out of everyone else and is just absolutely crazy for her that he’s willing to risk it all lmao.

But the “plumber comes to fix the pipes” one is a close 2nd mainly because it reminds me of this post I made a while back about Hades and Persephone role playing in the bedroom with Hades’ “Hades Heating” uniform. Like, it’s basically canon that Hades can fix things and is “good with his hands” lmao 😏. And I mean…c’mon….he looks really sexy in that uniform. Something about rolled up sleeves on men really does it for me for some reason 😂

(ALSO OMG THAT IS 100% TOTALLY ANDROS’ AND HERMES’ VIBES!!! LIKE, ANDROS REALLY DOES GIVE ME SEXY POOL BOY VIBES AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEVER MENTIONED OR THOUGHT OF THAT EARLIER!! 😂💕)