And then along came Zeus
He hurled his thunderbolt
He zapped
Locked those suckers in a vault
They're trapped
And on his own stopped
Chaos in its tracks
And that's the gospel truth
The guy was too type A to just relax
And that's the world's first dish
Zeus tamed the globe
While still in his youth
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
That's the gospel truth
- “The Gospel Truth I/Main Title” from Disney’s Hercules
Honestly the fact that Disney can give Zeus his flowers more than some of you is really quite upsetting. Especially when you seem to have no issues showering Hades in a whole garden of flowers.
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Disney Hades x Pregnant Reader Headcanons
Back at it again with some more headcanons lol! I simply adore my f/os being all domestic, so this was really fun to write! And as always, these headcanons are pretty self indulgent lol. Enjoy!
He doesn’t believe it at first because he’s so in shock, so once you tell him you’ll have to say it again for him to really get it lol
He kinda always wanted an heir to his domain (even though he complains about hating the place and wanting to rule on Olympus instead)
Now that he knows you’re pregnant he’s all about preparing for the baby to come
He gets a little nursery ready and attempts to baby-proof the place as much as he can (he’s not completely successful since the underworld is so big and dangerous, but he wants to make sure the baby stays safe when it starts learning to walk and crawl)
He also comes up with tons of names for the kid and will constantly suggest them when they pop into his head
“Hey, babe. How does Dionysus sound? A girl name? I dunno, I’m still thinking about that, but it should definitely be a name as pretty as yours that’s for sure.”
This god is more than willing to become your faithful servant during your pregnancy
Got a certain craving that’s hard to find? Don’t even worry about it, he’ll find a way to get it for ya
Feeling sore and achy? One massage and living heating pad (aka him) coming up!
Also he won’t let you do much while you’re pregnant
No picking up heavy stuff, no chores, no work, only rest and relaxation for you
If you actually want to do some things he won’t let you do then just let him know, it’ll take some convincing because he’s stubborn and hard-headed, but he’s nuts for ya, so he’ll give in eventually lol
Also this god is super clingy when he learns you’re pregnant
He is by your side almost 24/7 to make sure you’re okay
He’s constantly checking on you and making sure you’re happy and comfortable (that’s mainly his anxious side coming out because he’s really nervous about having a baby)
Hades is gonna have a lot of pent up emotions about all of this (mainly anxious and apprehensive feelings), so you may want to talk with him about it if he looks stressed
He didn’t have the best dad growing up (I mean, he literally tried to eat him and his brothers) and he doesn’t know anything about kids or babies, so he’s really nervous that he’s gonna mess up and become a horrible parent to his kid
Please reassure him! He really needs to hear good things from somebody (especially you)!
If you start getting nauseous and getting morning sickness he’ll totally be there for you holding back your hair (if you have long hair lol), wiping your face, and giving you water
Also if you get sick somewhere he’ll get Pain and Panic to clean it up lol
And if you get sick on him by accident, well that’s okay too, he knows you can’t help it
This dude eats worms and spends his days with dead, slimy souls floating in a river, so he can handle some vomit lol
If you’re in “nesting mode” as he calls it and you just want to nap for most of the day then he’ll make sure the place is absolutely silent so you can rest
He may have Pain and Panic guarding the bedroom door while you rest if he has to work or go somewhere while you’re resting, but if they get too loud he’ll get angry
Honestly, if anybody’s too loud he’ll get angry and pretty much just roast them (if he ends up waking you up from that he’ll feel bad and profusely apologize)
He will wake you up when it’s time for a meal, though, but he’s alway super gentle about it
He’s constantly checking on you to make sure you’ve eaten or have had enough to drink, he wants to make sure you and the baby are healthy at all times
Not only does this dude dote on you, but he spoils you like crazy (as if he doesn’t already when you’re not pregnant lol)
Lots of soft, fluffy pillows and blankets for you to sleep on
Hot bubble baths so you can relax
Top quality meals
Anything you desire is yours, only the best for you, babe, no expenses spared
He always has to be touching your baby bump when he’s around you, it’s just the way he is
He’s a very handsy god, so he already touches you all time time anyways, but when you’re pregnant his hands are constantly on you in almost an overprotective way
Even while he’s sleeping with you he’ll just always have his hand on your belly as if it’s instinct
He also loves to “gossip” with the baby
He’ll lay with you while he rubs your baby bump and talks to the baby about his day or the other gods or stuff that ticks him off
“What do you mean they can’t hear me? Of course they can hear me! Now where was I? Oh yeah, so Zeus says-“
Oh and he totally freaks out when he feels his first kick
“Did you feel that!? They just kicked! What a little fighter, huh!? Gonna be tough just like their dad! I’ll have to teach you how to beat up kids on the playground!”
And if you think he’s all riled up now, you should see him when the baby comes lol
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