#Angie Harrington

[stoner-swiftie420]

i cannot imagine being a fully grown man with a wife and children and making a fake instagram account to talk shit about your wife’s “friends.” chris harrington’s brain needs to be studied.

📺 currently watching: rhoslc s3 ep6

[realhousewives-fan]

Heather Gay’s Fall from Grace!

Heather Gay was sitting secured at the throne of RHOSLC as everyone’s fan favourite, much to Lisa Barlow’s despair.

Season 3 changed my mind on Heather, and I doubt I’ll ever be capable of trusting her again.

One thing was the black eye scandal and how she used Mormon shame as an excuse to regain some much-needed sympathy from the viewers.

But I’m not stupid. Heather was someone who lacked consistency and credibility this season.

She proclaimed that she was going to be there for Jen Shah throughout her trial and that she would remain her friend, guilty or innocent.

What we saw this season was a person who picked and chose when she was going to support Jen.

When we learned about Angie Harrington’s finsta, Heather showed sympathy for Jen but ultimately supported Angie H. and dismissed Jen’s feelings.

She was a flip flopper, just like Jen accused her of.

She also proclaimed that Whitney Rose had “lost her forever”, over the strangest argument ever.

But after Jen was sentenced to prison, Heather refollowed Whitney on Instagram again.

Strange timing. And Whitney didn’t appear that happy about it as she posted this on Twitter:

Why should Whitney want Heather back as a friend? Whitney tends to get dismissed and not taken seriously on the show or by the viewers.

And the way Heather treated Whitney this season, was only to discredit and undermining her. She was adding insult to injury.

Why should Whitney chase Heather?

At the reunion she acted like she didn’t knew what the issue was when she dismissed Whitney’s trauma and called it “bullshit”.

She deflected from the topic and acted like such a broken person that the women felt like they couldn’t truly hold her accountable.

Whitney might be an exhausting friend, but so is Heather!

On the strangest turn of events, one of Heather’s sisters appears to have broken the silence about her strained relationship with her:

Heather has made it seem like everybody has treated her horribly and unreasonably, but after watching season 3, I’m starting to wonder if Heather is the problem.

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[thediktatortot]

Kidfic, Steddilly, Fluff

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Billy never thought he would be a father in a million years. He thought, 'How could I parent a kid when all the fathering experience I have to go off of is Neil Hargrove', never thinking himself good enough or safe enough to one day be a father.

After Starcourt, healing and a few years of adulthood under his belt however, life didn't give him that option of choosing whether he was going to be a father or not. It made him one.

He hadn't even thought about the consequences at the time, post physical therapy, post uncomfortable hospital beds and the smell of bleach, post tangled hair from laying down for long periods of time. He'd cleaned up with the help of his step sister and some members of 'the party' before fucking off on the first bus he could with the government hush money he had gotten and disappeared for more than three months.

It was cathartic, necessary for Billy's healing and in that time he'd done anything he wanted. Anything meant anything and in that time he'd experimented with whoever he wanted, took whatever he wanted and ate whatever he wanted. It was like three months of unfiltered chaos and at the end, Billy just wanted to go home.

But home was Hawkins Indiana now, so Billy had gotten himself a ticket back and dropped right back into the life he'd fled from just three months ago.

One year, a sexuality crisis, a gender crisis and a few mental break down's later, Billy Hargrove lived in an apartment with two other guys and on his apartment doorstep, a woman he vaguely recognized stood there with a bundle in her arms and a sour look on her face.

"This was your fault." The woman said with tears in her eyes as she thrust the bundle into Billy's arms. "I didn't even want her." She said, young looking and scared. "I- I can't keep her, she's yours, I remembered your name and looked you up and if you try to find me you wont so-."

The woman grit her teeth and adjusted herself, "Her name is Angela," before turning from the stunned Billy and disappeared down the hallway.

Billy was rooted in place, his whole body a pillar of ice and fear as he looked down the hall where there were no longer anyone there. His brain was empty, unable to think as he looked down at the small bundle and slowly made his way back into the apartment.

He was in shock, he knew this, having felt it before a few times in the last year and even though he knew what his body was doing, it didn't make it any easier to control. With the little girl on his lap on his knees and the couch backrest holding his entire world up, Billy unwrapped the blankets and found brown eyes staring up at him.

There was a roll of papers tied tightly together along side the little girl- Angela, that Billy grabbed and unraveled, finding the birth certificate and a medical records with the time and dates of her birth.

February 14 1987, time of birth: 2:18AM.

Roughly nine months after Billy's three month sabbatical and- yea...he'd gotten with a few girls while out in the world, gotten with a few guys too which was the reason for his crises in the first place when he got back home. The two guys he lived with were Steve fucking Harrington and Eddie fucking Munson.

His boyfriends. Oh god they would be coming home soon and here he was with a baby in his fucking lap, HIS baby and there was no doubts about it.

Angela had curly blond hair, tons of it even with how new she was and even though she had the brown eyes from the woman that was her mother, Billy could only see himself in her.

Angela was starting to cry, her face scrunching up as the realization that mom was not coming back for her setting in and Billy felt like his heart was breaking, like the Mindflayer hadn't left and was reaching through his chest to squeeze his heart one last time.

"A-...Angela...." Billy said softly as he reached out and smooth his thumb over the pudgy cheeks of the baby to wipe away the tears as his own fell over his cheeks and onto her blanket. "Angie...I'm...oh god what am I going to do?" Billy's voice broke a little as he set the papers aside and wrapped the little girl back up into the blanket and pulled her into his chest.

"What am I gonna do?"

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"Nah-uh"

"Ahuh"

"Nah-uh"

"Ahuh"

"Nah-uh"

"Ah-"

"I swear to all that's good on this green earth if you two don't stop I'm going to put you both in time out." Billy's voice cut through the nonsense as Eddie and Angie looked over guiltily to Billy where he sat at the dining room table, book open and pen almost breaking in his grip.

"...Sorry daddy."

"Yea, sorry daddy." Eddie stuck his tongue out from where he was sitting on the couch with Angie, the two of them having their heads buried in a nature book all day while they waited for Steve to come home from work.

That was their life now.

Eddie worked at a local auto body shop and still did gigs with his band, Steve had become store manager at Malvad's and Billy was going back to school and staying home with Angie.

"I've got sandwiches!" Steve's voice called from the hallway of their small home.

The four had moved out of their original apartment only a few months after Angie's arrival, quickly discovering that a two bedroom bachelor pad with little to no heat in the winter and mold in the corners of the house wasn't going to be the most safest place to raise a baby. They hadn't even thought of buying a home before she came, none of them having experience in adulthood or any idea how to actually go about doing those adult things, but with the help of Jim and Joyce, they'd figured it out.

"Papa!!" Angie screamed in Eddie's ear as she scrambled off the couch and ran out of the living room, leaving Eddie rubbing his head.

"The pipes on that girl- need to get her into choir when she starts going to school."

"I thought you didn't like putting kids into extra curricular activities against their will." Billy said from where he sat, still buried in his text book as he took notes.

"Yea- sports. Choir is like...totally different. Besides, if she doesn't like it she can always do something else."

Steve walked in from the hallway with a bag on one arm and Angie on the other, smiling as the two of them whispered to each other while he made his way into the kitchen.

"Stop whatever it is you all are doing and come get your dinner. That means you Billy." Steve's voice filtered through the kitchen doorway soon followed by Angie's giggling. "Yea Daddy, Papa mean's you!."

Billy sat back against his chair and dropped his pencil on his notebook with a sigh, glaring daggers at Eddie chuckling. "Yea daddy, he means you." Eddie stuck his tongue out at Billy before darting off into the kitchen to get his share of sandwich.

"You guys are so mean to me." Billy sighed, his tone light as he let his head hang back and stare up at the dining room ceiling, letting out a long breath with a small smile.

[hellitwasyoufirstsergeant]

Consonants and Kisses - Steve Harrington x Reader

Summary: Steve is pretty drunk, and also pretty enamoured with you

A/N: my first Steve fic!! I really enjoyed writing this one it’s so cute and fluffy 💗 please reblog or comment if you enjoy my work! And my requests are open!

Warnings: mentions of pussy eating at the end but no actual smut. Reader is afab but gender neutral, no use of Y/N. I think underage drinking by American standards, but Steve and reader are 18+

Word Count: 1.1k

“Boop,” Steve giggles as he gently presses your nose, seemingly fascinated by the way your face scrunched up slightly each time. At Steve’s insistence, the two of you were sat together in a dark corner of the house party, and you chose the corner furthest away from the alcohol since he was already completely drunk. 

“You know what I think?” Steve rests his head on your shoulder and gazes up at you adoringly. 

“What, Stevie,” you reply, and he giggles again at your use of the nickname. He’d never admit it to you, but every time you called him Stevie a kaleidoscope of butterflies erupted in his stomach.  

“I think you’re the most beautiful person in the whole consonant,” he punctuates his sentence with a hiccup. 

“Consonant? Do you mean continent?” 

“Yeah, that one.” Another hiccup. His eyelids flicker and you can tell he’s getting sleepy. 

“So who’s the most beautiful person in the whole world?” You decide to tease him. He’s too drunk to realise you’re being playful and looks at you with an expression of utter panic. 

“You, obviously you. No contest. I don’t think any other person is even beautiful at all, especially when compared to you, I mean I only have eyes for you, I-” 

“Relax, baby.” You cut off his nervous rambling, and soothe him by pulling his hair back from his sweaty forehead, pressing a kiss to his temple. “Will you let me take you home now?” 

“To do what?” Steve smirks. 

“To sleep, Steve.” His brow furrows and he detaches himself from your embrace without a word. You’re about to ask him what’s up when he launches away from you, heading straight to the table of alcohol. You follow. 

“No, no more alcohol!” You snatch a solo cup from his hand, eliciting an exaggerated pout from Steve. He sways slightly, too drunk to hold himself still, and you steady him with a hand to his chest. Looping your other arm over his shoulders, you lead him as gently as possible to the door. 

“Don’t wanna go yet, party’s jus’ getting started!” He tries to break free from your grip to join the dancing, but Drunk Steve was nowhere near as strong as Sober Steve and you finally manage to get him outside. 

Thankfully, Steve only lives a few doors down from where the party was being hosted, and the calm night air seemed to sober him up enough to make the journey with only minimal assistance from you. 

You get him into his house and up the stairs, helping him to peel off his t-shirt. He gets distracted admiring your concentrated face, dopey smile plastered on his lips and making his eyes sparkle. You tug down the zipper of his jeans and attempt to maneuver them down Steve’s legs. He sways slightly for a moment before enthusiastically attempting to help, hoping this means he’s about to get laid. 

“No, Steve,” you scold when he attempts to pull off your trousers and underwear. Even when he’s almost blackout drunk, Steve immediately takes heed of your refusal and keeps his hands to himself. 

You smile at him as you push him onto his bed, tucking him under the covers. 

“Stay?” He speaks so softly that you wonder if you heard him correctly. 

“Are you sure?” You and Steve have been dating for a few weeks and although you’d touched each other in the back of his BMW, you’d never done anything as intimate as curl up in bed together - this was the first time you’d set foot inside his bedroom. 

“Yeah,” he sounds more sober than he’s sounded all night. You climb in next to him, nestling into his arms. He pulls you as close to him as he possibly can, and the two of you become a confusing tangle of limbs. Your head is resting on his chest and you can hear the way his heart thuds. You could get used to this, you think, as you both drift off to sleep. 

“Mornin’,” Steve mumbles into your hair as you begin to stir in his arms. 

“Morning, handsome.” You move so you’re hovering over Steve and press a chaste kiss to his dry lips. “How’re you feeling?” 

“Oh, well, my head is thumping and I think I’ve lost all use of my limbs, but I feel great with you in my arms.” He grins and you know there isn’t a single trace of irony in his statement. 

“You were pretty drunk last night.” 

“I know. But it was worth it to have you take care of me.” Steve’s cheeks hurt slightly because his grin hasn’t subsided, but he doesn’t care. 

“Oh, I see, it was all a cunning plan to have me look after you.” You tease. Steve brings his hand to your cheek to gently pull you in for another kiss. It’s sloppy because you’re both still groggy, but neither of you care. 

“Do you want me to get you some painkillers?” You offer. 

“No. I think I’ll die if you leave my side now,” Steve clutches his chest with his hands in a sickly display of amateur theatrics. 

“I’ll stay then.” You press a kiss to his chest right where his heart is. 

“Will you really stay? For good?” Steve’s tone is serious, and you can see the earnestness in his expression. 

“Steve, what exactly are you asking me?” You know he struggles to be vulnerable and you feel slightly cruel for making him say it outright, but the fear of crossed wires lurks in your mind. He’s silent for a few moments, scanning your face to try to decipher what your answer will be before he even asks the question. 

“Will… will you… be my girlfriend?” The last three words are whispered, like he’s sharing a cherished secret and spilling his soul to you. Which, in a way, he is. You smile, eyes watery and a lump in your throat. 

“Yeah.” It’s all you can say before you crash your lips to his. The kiss doesn’t quite work because Steve is too busy smiling to be able to kiss you properly. You don’t mind. 

“So…” He starts, after you pull from the kiss. 

“So?” 

“Does this mean I get pussy eating privileges, now I’m your boyfriend?” You’d coo over Steve calling himself your boyfriend if you weren’t too busy blushing furiously at his question. He looked up at you coyly as you nodded, mouth agape. 

Half an hour later, limp in Steve’s arms, you weren’t quite sure if the privilege was his or yours.

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[frentreeart]

Controversial opinion… I do not like Dustin very much. He always kind of annoyed me but I was fine with it ish.. But like in the 3rd and 4th season I just despised him. He was so out of pocket so many times for insulting Steve such as after the russians telling him he should’ve just rided it out and been a man. And then also when Steve asks for clarification on a plan in season 4 his comment of “Do I have to spell everything out for you? You’re not a child”. And do not hit me with the “He’s just a kid, he didn’t realize he was hurting someone who is older than him” or “He’s traumatized from what happened in the upside down and everything over the years” I DONT CARE! There’s common decency still and he doesn’t act the same with Eddie. He wouldn’t say any of that eddie. Sorry.. I keep seeing people (my friend) saying “I love Steve and Dustin’s dynamic”. Well I don’t. I was in that dynamic for years on Steve’s end. It’s exhausting

[every-dayiwakeup]

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[monstersngirls]

stranger things challenge day five

best part about this day is it can double as pressure to make a cover.

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@rinascimentios​​ 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍  𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕𝚊  𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚍.

"  𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬  𝐮𝐩  𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡  𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬  and  fangirling  about  your  hair  ?  that’s  typical  hair  for  me.  i  mean,  my  brothers  have  long  hair  too  so.  i’m  not  quite  the  girl  who  fangirl  on  that.  “

[morganbritton132]

The juicy drama of Steve still inviting his mother to things, though?

I know you said in the tags she has never come but I am living for a very petty Eddie seeing Steve’s mom after all these years and going “you look great, Helen. Haven’t aged a day since you begged me not to marry Steve.” (Not sure if you’ve named Steve’s mom yet. Helen is just my head canon name for her.)

I’m not sure if I’ve named Steve’s mom in this AU yet or not, but she is universally known as Angela in all my work thus far so I’m going to keep it the same here.

 

Steve might have had virtually no contact with his mother over the years despite numerous attempts to reach out to her, but Eddie has.

Eddie has a tour bus and final say over their touring schedule, and Angela Harrington still lives in Hawkins. Eddie is a petty bitch when he wants to be, and trust him. He wants to be.

He always ensures that Corroded Coffin plays at least one gig that’s close enough to their hometown that they can make a day trip. Some might say that he’s keeping close to his roots and others may say that he’s giving the band a chance to visit with family, but Gareth knows Eddie too well.

Wayne doesn’t live in Hawkins anymore and Eddie would only ever step foot in that town to cause a problem, so he tells him. He says, “Don’t get arrested” and then he goes to see his parents.

Eddie paints pentagrams on his fingernails and lines his eyes with the darkest liner he has, and then he makes his way up Loch Nora with the windows down and the music loud. He parks in front of the Harrington residence and he pounds on the door until someone answers it.

Angela never looks older than she does when she’s glaring at Eddie and it makes him smile, “Hiya, Mom.”

She never slams the door in his face despite how much she looks like she wants to. It would cause too much of a scene and Eddie has caught her in the middle of her book club – a bit of good timing on his part (and a lot of listening to Steve Facebook stalk everybody that has ever lived in Hawkins). She looks him up in down like she’s already annoyed, puts her hands on her hips and says, “Absolutely not.”

Eddie’s already slipping passed her by then and into the house. He looks around like he’s never fucked her son there before and says, “Wow, Ang, it almost looks like a human being with a functioning heart lives here.”

She hisses at him to get out of her house or she’ll call the police, but Eddie just got here. And anyways, he’s too busy introducing himself to her friends, “Hi. Hi. I’m sure you’ve heard a lot about me from Angie. I’m her son-in-law.”

Gosh, some of these girls are young enough to not know that Angela abandoned her son because one of the girls says, “Oh, I didn’t know she had a daughter.”

“Yeah, no,” Eddie says, pouring himself a glass of their champagne. “She doesn’t. A son. Hot as hell, great ass, wonderful person – he’s fantastic. That’s actually why I’m here, you see.”

“My girl, Angie, here married a violently homophobic man and when he kicked her son out, she didn’t do jackshit about it. Still hasn’t,” He continued, despite her actually picking up the phone to call the police. His smile dropped a bit when he made eye contact with her, “But Richard is dead now and there’s nothing stopping her from reconnecting with her kid, right?”  

Eddie’s smile picks up again when he addresses the rest of the book club, “You see, a couple years ago, Stevie went back to school to get his masters. He’s has a few sets back - ‘cause he’s still got that head injury, Ang. The one you never ask about – but he’s set to graduate end of the semester. I just happened to be in town and though, you know what?”

“Wouldn’t it just mean the world if his mom came to his graduation?” Eddie continued. “You know, since you missed the high school one.”

“I think you’d do very well to leave now, Mr. Munson,” She tells him, and Eddie makes a big show of listening to her. He leaves behind an invitation to the party that Joyce is throwing for Steve and the info of when graduation actually is.

Eddie doesn’t see her if she’s there, but he doesn’t spend a lot of time looking for her. He’s there to see Steve walk across the stage and to cheer him on with his real family.

[realhousewives-fan]

The Housewives on the Couches of Lies

This is the reunion with the couches of lies. From the topic of the Barlow rumours, finsta feuds, popping pills to Heather Gay’s black eye!

Meredith Marks and Angie Harrington are pointing fingers at Lisa Barlow and Whitney Rose, while Heather is playing the victim, just like Whitney had predicted.

Andy Cohen had to bring the friends out so early at the reunion, it’s clear there’s a huge void there without Jen Shah. 

And Jen is a big part in multiple conflicts.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this group got along better without Jen on the show. But at this point, I’m surprised the women believe her.

When Lisa had to defend herself on the topic of her accusation that Meredith was “popping pills”, she claimed that Jen had told her that.

Meredith then called Jen, who had declined the invitation to be present, and put her on speaker. 

I’ve no desire to listen to more lies from Jen.

Like Lisa exclaimed: “You’re going to believe someone who’s going to prison over me.”

And it’s all the lies in this group that just exhausts me. For instance, I’ve just decided that I don’t believe a word Angie H. or Heather says.

Especially on the topic of the black eye, Heather has proven herself to be anything but trustworthy.

So, the reason why she didn’t want to talk about her black eye was because of the shame of blacking out drunk? 

Cry me a freaking river!

Bravo had to do an investigation, with the entire production team that were on their trip! And why wouldn’t they?

She said in her confessional that she remembered how she got the black eye, but she doesn’t want to talk about it. 

“It’s the first rule of Fight Club.”

She put the suspicion on everybody on that trip because she felt shame for blacking out.

I remember Mary Cosby’s read from last season: “Somebody always has to drive you home.”

Maybe Heather should try to not drink so much and spare everybody the overdramatic shameful victim card that clearly gets activated along with her hangover.

[ladykailitha]

Little Runaway: Epilogue

And this is it, everyone! The final part of this great story. I hope you enjoy it.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

*Two Months Later

The party was at the trailer pestering Eddie about the upcoming campaign.

“I’m not telling you nuggets anything!” he said laughing.

“Come on,” Dustin pleaded. “Just a hint. A theme, even.”

“No.”

Steve looked up from where he was working on Eddie’s van and shook his head. “Leave him alone, guys. You know how tight lipped he can be.”

All eyes turned to Steve like a pack of hungry wolves.

“You know, don’t you, Harrington?” Mike asked.

Steve laughed. “Even if I did, doesn’t mean I understand it enough to give you the information you want.”

They all looked at each other and grumbled. He had a point. They stopped badgering Eddie and started talking about their characters that they were building. Max rolled her eyes and walked over to Steve.

She put her elbows on the side of the van and batted her eyelashes at him. “You going to tell them that you and Eddie are dating?”

Steve blushed. “Eventually. I’ve never dated a boy before and Eddie is still wary about coming out to them. Him being gay was one of the reasons him and Wayne had to come to Hawkins in the first place. And as we found out Hellfire has loose lips. We just don’t know whose.”

Max nodded. “Makes sense. Find the leak, then open the valve.”

Steve grinned. “You got it.”

Eddie came up to them. “Hey, babe. You should shower while we cook up the burgers.”

Steve nodded.

“How is my other baby?” Eddie asked jutting his head toward the van.

“Running just fine, Munson,” Steve said with a smile. He waved Max off the van and slammed the hood down.

He went inside the new trailer and Eddie went to go heat up the grill.

Food was soon ready but Steve hadn’t come out yet.

Eddie rolled his eyes. “It’s all that hair care products. I’ll go see if I can’t move him along, shall I?”

Everyone agreed.

But after a few minutes they both hadn’t returned.

“I say we eat without them,” Mike said, his stomach growling.

“I’ll just go see what’s taking them,” Dustin said getting up.

Dustin was almost at the door when Max’s brain caught up. “No, Dustin! Wait!”

But it was too late. Dustin had reached the door and threw it open. And started screaming. Mike and Will immediately got up to see what was wrong. Lucas got up too, but Max sat him back down.

“You don’t want to see that,” she murmured into her hands. “Trust me.”

Then Mike and Will were screaming.

Erica and El shared concerned looks.

“It’s fine,” Max assured them. “Well mostly. The boys are going to be scarred for life. But it’s fine.”

“Why would they be scarred for life?” Lucas asked.

Just then Dustin came over to them screaming. “Eddie and Steve were kissing!”

Max looked up from her hands. “Is that all?”

Mike and Will were close behind.

“What do you mean, is that all?” Mike protested. “Isn’t that enough?”

“They could have been having sex,” Max suggested, raising her brows.

There was a chorus of gagging and retching noises.

Eddie and Steve came up from behind the boys. “Don’t knock it until you try it, meatheads.”

Will blushed and looked down at his feet. “You do realize we’re only fourteen in most cases, right?”

Eddie laughed. “I had sex when I twelve.”

And they gagging started up again.

“Does this make you a queer, Harrington?” Mike asked.

Will bumped his arm and glared at him.

“Why are you only asking me and not Eddie, too?” Steve replied.

“We’ve known for ages that Eddie was,” Will murmured.

Steve and Eddie turned to Will, eyes wide and jaws slack.

“Come again?” Eddie asked.

“Angie Burnett was flirting with you really hard the last time you took us to the arcade,” Max said. “But you kept eyeing her brother Kent instead.”

“Oh,” Eddie said.

Steve shoved him playfully. “This better have been before we started dating, sweetheart.”

Eddie blushed. “It was a couple months ago. Before...” he waved his hands around helplessly. “You couldn’t take them for some reason, so they asked me.”

Steve grinned. “Good.” He gave Eddie a kiss on the cheek. “I don’t share.”

They dug into the food and the kids watched as Steve and Eddie seemed to find each other’s orbit no matter what they were doing.

Max smiled. Yeah, Clint Harrington was an ass who had a lot to answer for, but he had also set off the chain of events that brought her two favorite people together.

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Stockholm Syndrome | Fem!Reader x Mafia Boss!Loki •°** (PAUSED)

Stranger Things

~• Jim Hopper •~

Daddy's good girl | Jim Hopper x FEM!Reader **

~• Eddie Munson •~

Eddie Munson Hc's | NSFW **

Brother Jealousy | Billy Hargrove x Reader | Brother!Eddie x Reader °

What they're like as dads | Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Billy Hargrove | Hc's °

Creampie from another man | Fem!Reader x Eddie Munson, Fem!Reader x Husband!Billy Hargrove **•

You belong to us | Venom!Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader **

I can change him... | Fuckboy!Eddie Munson x FEM!Reader •**

Breeding season | Best boys (Steve, Billy, Eddie) x FEM!Reader **°

Nasty Stepbro | Stepbro!Eddie Munson x AFAB!Reader **

Nasty Stepbro, not again! | Stepbro!Eddie x AFAB!Reader **

Nasty stepbro, but third time's the charm | Stepbro!Eddie x AFAB!Reader **

Why won't you fuck me?! | Stepbro!Eddie x FEM!Reader **

Heats with Alpha!Eddie Munson **

Ride your hubby | Eddie Munson x FEM!Reader

Use me like your toy | Stepbro!Eddie Munson x FEM!Reader **

A rose for you | Modern!Eddie Munson x AFAB!Reader **

It's feeling scared not horny | Scare actor!Eddie Munson x Afab!Reader **

Coffee for your head | AFAB!Reader x Eddie Munson •**

Caught in 4K | Eddie Munson x FEM!Reader **

The weight of a lie | Fem!Reader x Steve Harrington, Fem!Reader x Ex!Eddie Munson •°** (coming soon)

•Blurbs:

Badinfluence!Eddie Munson **

Let me go... | Stranger Things Season 5 by Kalina Selenne •

Eddie horny thoughts **

How they top | Best Boys **

Letting Eddie breed you **

Eddie eats you out while playing Minecraft **

Another Eddie blurb **

•Series:

Your Beauty Never Ever Scared Me | Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader | Corpse Bride AU •°** [Finished]

Thank you for calling... | Modern!Eddie Munson x CSR!AFAB!Reader | Modern!Bank Customer Service Advisor!AU °•** {On Going}

~• Billy Hargrove •~

Brother Jealousy | Billy Hargrove x Reader | Brother!Eddie x Reader °

What they're like as dads | Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Billy Hargrove | Hc's °

Creampie from another man | Fem!Reader x Eddie Munson, Fem!Reader x Husband!Billy Hargrove **•

We just need to talk | Fem!Reader x Husband!Billy Hargrove •°**

Breeding season | Best boys (Steve, Billy, Eddie) x FEM!Reader °**

•Blurbs:

How they top | Best Boys **

~• Steve Harrington •~

What they're like as dads | Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Billy Hargrove | Hc's °

Illusion | Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader •

Breeding season | Best boys (Steve, Billy, Eddie) x FEM!Reader °**

The weight of a lie | Fem!Reader x Steve Harrington, Fem!Reader x Ex!Eddie Munson •°** (coming soon)

•Blurbs:

How they top | Best Boys **

Riding big dick!Steve **

[hellitwasyoufirstsergeant]

hellitwasyoufirstsergeant’s writing masterlist

Eddie Munson:

“I’m So Lonely” - you finally confess to Eddie how lonely you’ve been feeling, angst to fluff

Safe in His Arms - you finally confront your feelings for your friend Eddie after yet another nightmare, smut

Happy Trail - coming soon

Steve Harrington:

Consonants and Kisses - Steve is pretty drunk, and also pretty enamoured with you, fluff

Donald Malarkey:

A Soldier’s Silent Battle - Malarkey and Schofield’s grief, angst

Ronald Speirs:

Horror Stories and Fairytales - Ron tells you a horror story, but does he have hidden motives?, fluff coming soon

1917:

You Don’t Remember the Somme - Schofield reflects on the first day of the battle, angst

A Soldier’s Silent Battle - Schofield and Malarkey’s grief, angst

[violetnerves]

Part 2 sort of thing for my Bully/Canis Canem Edit x Battle Royale crossover: Assigned Weapons/Objects.

In the novel, Battle Royale, each student is assigned a duffel bag with a weapon/object in it along with a map, compass, a watch to track time, bottled water, and food. Most of the weapons are what you'd expect, like guns and knives, (Though guns aren't as common as bladed weapons.) but occasionally a student might get unlucky and end up with a joke item that might be utterly useless or have really only one use. Then there are the helpful items that aren't weapons, like a student who is given a tracking device that's wired to the explosive collars worn by everyone in the program and another who is given a bulletproof vest.

With that blurb out of the way, here's some of the weapons/objects that I'd think the students of Bullworth Academy (plus the Townies) would end up with.

Gonna just put a content warning for the mention of Guns, Murder, and Attempted suicide, so be aware of all that before reading any further. If I missed any other content warnings, let me know, and I'll update the post.

The Main Trio:

Jimmy Hopkins - A Toy Slingshot. (I'd thought it be funny and it's at least a little useful.)

Gary Smith - A Tracking device that pinpoints the locations of the collars the others wear.

Pete Kowalski - A Pink stuffed rabbit plushie. (Gary got a laugh out of that one.)

Prefects (They're technically students too, so):

Seth Kolbe - An Inflatable Toy Baton.

Karl Branting - A Police Baton.

Edward Seymour II - A Beretta U22 Neos pistol. (I figure Edward might be a former Preppie, and thus, he comes from one of the rich families of Bullworth. So, just like some of the other Preppies, he got a gun as well.)

Max McTavish - A Megaphone.

Non-Clique students:

Angie Ng - A Tazer.

Christy Martin - A MAC-11 Machine pistol chambered for 9x19mm Parabellum. (She was given Justin's bag by mistake.)

Constantinos Brakus - An 8ft length of Rope. (Contantinos considered using it on himself before spotting Algie trying to hurt Gloria. Instead, he ends up stealing Algie's weapon after saving Gloria.)

Eunice Pound - A Cleaver.

Gloria Jackson - A multi-tool.

Gordon Wakefield - A college text book.

Ivan Alexander - An antique camera with film.

Karen Johnson - A metal baseball bat.

Lance Jackson - A bag of nails.

Melody Adams - A butcher's knife.

Pedro De La Hoya - A fork.

Ray Hughes - A spoon.

Sheldon Thompson - A whistle.

Trevor Moore - A pair of safety scissors.

The Bullies:

Russell Northrop - None. (He dies before the program starts due to his attempt to remove the explosive collar around his neck by force.)

Davis White - A Pistol Crossbow.

Ethan Robinson - Throwing stars.

Tom Gurney - A bottle of Potassium Cyanide. (Tom gives the bottle to Trent when they finally meet up so he isn't tempted to injest it's contents.)

Trent Northwick - A Hunting knife.

Troy Miller - A standard Kitchen knife. (Taken by Wade.)

Wade Martin - A bullet-proof vest. (He tossed it away out of anger since he got mad it wasn't an actual weapon. Gary finds and picks it up, secretly wearing it under his button-up shirt and vest. Wade ends up taking Troy's kitchen knife since Russell's death caused Troy to go into shock, so he wasn't in the state of mind to use it anyway.)

Preps:

Darby Harrington - A scoped Browning BLR Rifle chambered for .243 Winchester cartridges. (Some of the Preppie's parents provided bribe money to get their kids better weapons than the rest of the students. Mr. Harrington was exceptionally generous. Of course, this doesn't necessarily mean the Preps would know how to use them weapons they were given...)

Bif Taylor - A Franchi SPAS-12 shotgun.

Tad Spencer - A stainless steel gardening fork. (It's resemblance to the pitchfork his father once stabbed him with, along with the implication that his father didn't care enough about him to bribe the government to get his own son a better weapon that would guarantee his survival, and combined with the stress of his situation causes Tad's mental state to deteriorate during the events of The Program.)

Pinky Gauthier - None. (Pinkie threw the duffel bag she was given away since she refused to participate in the Program.)

Gord Vendome - A semi-automatic AMT Backup chambered for .380 ACP cartridges.

Chad Morris - A Series ALFA Steel Revolver chambered for .22 LR. (Chad trades his revolver for Bryce's ice pick, claiming that he's not a very good shot, though it might've been done out of pity for Bryce's situation.)

Bryce Montrose - An ice pick. (Bryce's parents couldn't afford the bribe money to get him a better weapon. He ends up trading the pick for Chad's revolver, albiet reluctantly.)

Justin Vandervelde - A box of matches. (He was given Christy's bag by mistake. Ironically, he's one of the few Preppies who actually know how to fire a gun due to past experience, along with Parker.)

Parker Ogilvie - A .44 Auto Mag Pistol.

Greasers:

Johnny Vincent - A Bowie machete.

Lola Lombardi - An OTF (Out-The-Front) Switchblade.

Larry "Peanut" Romano - A Push dagger.

Hal Esposito - An antique Soufflé dish.

Lefty Mancini - A Side-folding Switchblade.

Lucky De Luca - A Boot knife.

Norton Williams - 4 lb Hand Sledgehammer.

Ricky Pucino - A Gerber Mark II Survival knife.

Vance Medici - A Straight Razor.

Nerds:

Earnest Jones - A Nail gun.

Algie Papadopoulos - A BC-41 Knuckle knife. (It gets stolen by Constantinos.)

Beatrice Trudeau - A scalpel.

Bucky Pasteur - A plastic toy dinosaur.

Cornelius Johnson - A walking cane.

Donald Anderson - A notebook.

Francois "Fatty" Johnson - A pair of brass knuckledusters.

Melvin O'Connor - A wooden club.

Thad Carlson - A yardstick.

Jocks:

Ted Thompson - A Football helmet.

Damon West - A Butter knife. (He tosses it away.)

Mandy Wiles - A small canister of Pepper spray.

Bo Jackson - A wooden baseball bat.

Casey Harris - A Maglite flashlight.

Dan Wilson - A bright red plastic toy baseball bat.

Juri Karamazov - A sickle.

Kirby Olsen - A Whip. (Needless to say, when Kirby pulled it out of his duffel, he was mortified.)

Luis Luna - A Fire axe.

Bob - A metal garbage can lid.

Townies (The gov just wanted them to get rid of them for being high school dropouts and figured putting them in the Program with the students of Bullworth would be killing two birds with one stone.):

Edgar Munsen - A 9mm Beretta M9 handgun. (He smuggled it in. How? Who knows?)

Zoe Taylor - Bear repellent spray.

Omar Romero - A Crowbar.

Clint "Henry" - A Handheld Mini electric Chainsaw.

Duncan - A pocket calculator.

Gurney - A bottle of lighter fluid.

Jerry - A lighter.

Leon - A wood saw.

Otto Tyler - An empty glass bottle.

Some of these I got stumped on and I may have put too many joke weapons, but eh.