Alright. So, I may be obsessed with the idea of G/T interactions between humans and animate inanimate objects. On the tiny side, there can be living Lego people, baseballs with faces, and so much more!
On the giant side, the only thing I can think of would be a giant humanoid statue coming to life.
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Melania Falcon:Property Lawyer (and Maglania) new toon girl who's a Maltese falcon who larps as a detective but she's actually a property lawyer.Maglania is the straight woman of the operation but she also just prefers desk work ironically
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Talking Golf Ball
This story went through several revisions before I decided to make it a one-shot.
FictionPress link: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3366226/1/Talking-Golf-Ball
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ii name realization
Steve cobs actually has a name, Steve,
His name isn't corn cob, while the contestants are just called what they are,
What if in the actual real world that mephone4 has avoided objects actually have names, like in hfjONE, but sense mephone has only ever known cobs or just couldn't think of names, they just got called what they are?
Imagine being an ii contestant finally entering the real world, and everyone is very weirded out that you do the equivalent of introducing yourself as "human person" or "homosapien guy" instead of saying an actual name,
To a contestant it's a weird situation of realizing you're missing several key traits of being a person, like a name, a background, a childhood, as far as the government is concerned you don't even exist,
While to regular objects, these strange almost but not quite people are going around functioning on logic regular people just can't, flaming paintbrushes, psychic candles and spoons, healing from things like broken limbs in just a day cause any longer is inconvenient, (looking at you knife) falling from hights that should kill someone and being fine, summoning teacups from literally nowhere for comedic effect mid conversation, (looking at you taco) doing things a regular person can't, they don't have names, they don't have actual jobs, it's genuinly like cartoon characters come to life trying to function in a real setting,
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A story idea of mine involves gentle G/T interactions between a human and a talking tennis ball with a human face.
His felt (which is like fur to him) is fluorescent yellow, the standard color for tennis balls.
His face consists of a pair of eyes and a mouth. His eyes have eyelids that appear to be made of golden brown rubber plus black eyebrows attached to what appear to be eyebrow bones (yes, his eyebrows are “over” his felt). His mouth has a pink tongue, sixteen teeth (four in each quadrant, all with a flat square shape), and lips that also seem to be made of golden brown rubber.
The oval that covers a tennis ball thins to nothing but a subtle line where it should be around his eye level, the line ending at the corners of his lips.
Do the golden brown eyelids and lips work well with his fluorescent yellow felt?
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I tthink you should draw clovssues (clover x tissues ii) 🥹🥹🥹🥹 /not forcefu
Finally working on almost year old asks Yayay!!
Tyty for the askkk :]
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