#Arkansian

[chiarrara]

I'm from CA, I don't know anything about the Midwest except there's tornados?? so I thought Arkansas was in that area 😅

hahahaha there are tornados yeah. the borders of the midwest make no sense, like ohio is definitively midwest but it's also in a whole other time zone and it's very east but. arkansas is SOUTH like it might be near the midwest but it is of the south. probably has something to do with the mason-dixon line idk but we do NOT claim them lol

[hballegro]

ok now if you wanna see if MASH aired on your birthday OR quantum leap aired/took place on your birthday or took place in your state,

the spreadsheet now has all of this information

now with minimal colour-coding and bar breaks for the months

edit; the bias is real. New York has 13 episodes and California has 23

edit 2; for some reason i read 'arkansas' and put the episode under 'utah'. so. big win for the arkansians and L for the utahites [no im not looking up the proper terms for either of them] as i have now fixed this

[mistahgrundy]

@towerofdoubt replied to your post “IRL - went outta town ok so I was just up in...”:

we don't get a lot of tornadoes down here like we used to.

​Tornado alley is slowly shifting eastward. the entire state of texas isn't getting as many tornadoes as it used to. We still get more than anyone but it's changing. I'm not sure why. Climate change?

I'm sure every Texan and Okie is like phew but every Arkansas... person... is like D:

Arkansian?

I've never noticed central texas getting a lot of tornadoes to begin with, but I've only lived down here like 17 years. Austin, especially, seems to have some kind of weather dome that prevents all rain. I've seen so many storms just literally part to scoot around austin. They're like eugh, tech-bros.

[wamiandayne]

in arkansian walmart what crimes should i commit

[solohux]

I learned an Anglo-Irish word today (well, that is accdg to Dictionary [.] com haha). The word is macushla, which apparently means my dear. (To anyone who speaks Irish, feel free to correct me lol). Anyway, so, that gave me an idea. What if Hux is trying to learn an ancient Arkansian language, and comes across that word. Then, it's how he addresses Kylo, instead of Ren. Then Kylo thinks it's a bad word, lol, and like, how do you think Kylo discovers the meaning of the word? Lmao

Language headcanons are my favourite! ♥

This would be made even better if Kylo didn’t know that Hux has a crush on him so it’s even more of a surprise when he researches that one word that Hux always says to him and the Holonet brings up an old Arkanisian dictionary where he sees that the meaning of macushla is ‘my dear’ or ‘my darling’. He can’t believe that Hux has been calling him such a sweet endearment in public and no one knows! 

Maybe Kylo confronts Hux about the word and why he keeps calling him it and Hux panics and says that it’s a bad word, meaning ‘hated one’ or something. But Kylo knows that maculsha is ‘darling’...and he calls it Hux before he leaves. Hux blushes so hard! Kylo just called him ‘my dear’!

[snexy-the-snail]

=O You drew my Arkansian self.......A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Surpise! <3

[ivorysteria]

Tag yourself as things my government professor said this semester. (part 1)

“No, I’m not just Professor Gregory. You may call me the Man, The Myth, The Legend: Professor Gregory.”

“How many of y’all know how to make a ‘dank meme’?”

*dead silence*

“And so she got a 0.0 GPA and I was like, ‘You dumb fuck’”

*breathes loudly into the intercom microphone*

“Our Texan briskets are seasoned with hatred and disgust for our newcomers!”

“You either trick someone into loving you or you get tricked into loving someone. In this world, you either trick or get tricked.”

“I’ve been lucky enough to trick my wife.”

“Those Kansians and Arkansians fuck everything up!”

“See, I think there should be term limits for Texas governors. Change. My. Mind.”

Classmate: “Where is Texas?”

Professor: “Where /isn’t/ Texas? Texas is a place inside your heart, it’s not a place you can go to.”

“My favorite instrument is the tu~ba because it’s so much fun to say out loud!”

“So how were y’all’s weekends? You know... Saturday, Sunday... But for some of y’all, your weekend starts on Thursday and ends Tuesday.”

Student: (about the midterm we just took) “what did you make?”

Professor: “what’d I make? I made a 100% on MY test.”

Professor: “so what do you know about politics?”

Student: “I know what you taught us.”

Professor: “CLEARLY you don’t know everything because you didn’t get a 100% on the exam. Boom roasted”

CLASS: O O F

“Let me say this: don’t join a cult.”

“I hate you all. I don’t know if I said that recently, but I’m reminding y’all today.”

Student: “Who do you hate the most?”

Professor: ...

Professor: “Y’all.”

Student: “I can’t wait til I’m 21 so I can try alcohol for the first time”

Professor: “Don’t lie; you’re probably drunk right now” (mood)

Student: “I like your socks”

Professor: “Thank you. They’re tennis rackets” (also a mood)

Professor: “That’s the book’s definition.”

Student: “The what”

Professor: “Y’know, something you know you’ll never open.” *writes on the board* “B-O-O-K.”

“You know what happens to parties that don’t win elections? They DIE.”

Professor: “So what’s the purpose of political parties?”

Student: “To Live ™”

“If you get drunk outside, don’t sit down. Get your ass home.”

“I get it, I get it. Fuck you all.”

“And that’s why it’s important to walk with a buddy - they’re the sacrificial lamb. If they get kidnapped, you gotta make sure you’re faster than your buddy.”

“I’m gonna nod my head enthusiastically and pretend to listen, ok, now talk.”

“Again, I don’t listen to students. This is a common criticism.”

Professor: “If Canadians came over here tomorrow, what’s a collective good you can’t deny them?”

Student: “Why would Canadians ever come over here?”

Professor: “Because I’M over here, that’s why they wanna come”

“I have no idea how electronic shit works. I used to, but now it’s become scary.”

Student: “I’m joking!”

Professor: “I’m not... Or am I? We’ll never know.”

“Why do tall people need all that room for? Why can’t they be shorter like most people?”

Professor, into the intercom mic every day at the start of class: hello... *pause* ...class

Us students: hello... *pause* ...professor

Professor, today at the start of class: hello... how are you-

Students: No wait no- no start over- do it over- you skipped a part-

Professor: ...

Professor: *breathes and exhales into the intercom mic* hello... *pause* dipshits.

Students: omg nO do it aGAIN-

Professor, normally: hello... *pause* ...class.

Students: hello... professor...

Professor, in a very exaggerated and sarcastically enthusiastic tone: hello! class!!!

His Most Famous Catchphrase: “You’re KILLIN’ me, Smalls!”

“Honey is delicious. If you don’t like honey, you’re the problem with America.”

*about to lecture* “I’m gonna say shit now. I really don’t want to - I REALLY, REALLY don’t want to - but I still gotta test you, so... yeah

“Fuck Siri. I don’t trust Siri.”

[arkanistan]

People at a distance easily come to the conclusion that…a typical Arkansian is . . . a person in a semi-barbaric state, half alligator, half horse . . . armed to the teeth, bristling with knives and pistols, a rollicking daredevil type of personage, made up of coarseness, ignorance and bombast.

A tomato for shiftless Arkansas squatters, robbers, cutthroats, and fiddle players

[theyknowinfo-blog]

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[netmyname-blog]

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[wamiandayne]

day one of vacationing over day two has begun i will be in a car for another hour in a little bit. thoughts:

forgot how goddamn Slow people walk. do people always walk this slow? is it because theyre arkansian.

had apple butter very good

[colossalwreck-blog-blog]

struggle

of organ and arkansian yet yet saluting thee on features fresh nutritious ' silence the nearest easiest is of insects i give him i come who has spann'd in their carriage the like a man whom i madly the fields we to me o i am dead poets our equal to day over