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theres-a-body-here · 1 month
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hey um trans dude here um looks at u w my big round eyes. could you do some characters of ur choice reacting to their trans male partner wanting to/getting a phalloplasty? im working to get one myself which inspired me to send this ask
I love my trans followers
TW: A homophobic slur, Mentions of surgery and Dysphoria/Dysmorphia
Characters: Ramattra, Asgore, Mohg, Wendell
Wendell is more of a crackpost
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Ramattra
When you tell him, he'll be quiet as he thinks for a while
"I'll be back," he says as he abruptly stands and leaves the room
Your heart sinks as you fear the worst
He comes back within minutes and drops a book into your lap before sitting next to you
Confused, you flip it open only to yelp and drop it
It's a dick catalog
An Omnic dick catalog to be exact
He chuckles as he likes it back up
"There are a few exquisite models here, pet. Let's get you one."
He flips to a page and shows you
It's the model he has
Your face burns, hiding your face in your hands as you lean on him
"You're awful," you whine
You peak through your fingers
"Do they have glowing ones?"
"let's see"
Ramattra will be there throughout the surgery, making sure nothing goes wrong
If you ever feel dysphoric, he'll immediately start to comfort you
"Sweet, beautiful boy, I'm so proud of you"
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Asgore Dreemurr
He's so happy for you
Be prepared to be pulled into a crushing bear hug
He's with you every step of the way
He'll sit down with you and plan out everything. From the days before the surgery to the aftermath and recovery
However, he'll be sure to mention any monster magic options for you to consider
Whatever you pick in the end, he'll support you
Plenty of kisses and cuddles throughout the process
He knows surgery is scary for humans, so he's sure to make you comfortable every chance he gets
Tea, snacks, and massages galore
After you get your surgery, Asgore will be a nervous wreck
Doting on you like a mother hen, he won't leave your side for a second
Mohg, Lord of Blood
The moment you tell him, he'll have his followers work on finding ways to give you a dick
Riiiighhttt after you give him a few heirs
Unless you don't want to
He'll be pouty but ultimately respects your decision
Him and Varre are your biggest support pillars before and after the process
Mohg literally doesn't let you do anything by yourself
He carries you around everywhere you need to be
"You shouldn't waste your energy, dearest"
Varre will be even worse
"What size would you prefer your phallus to be, lambkin?"
After the surgery, Mohg will keep you in his bed for a long time
Even when you're fully healed, he'll insist you stay resting
Cage his arms around you and nuzzle close like a clingy puppy
Wendell
He's a bit confused, but after explaining it to him, he'll definitely be your number one supporter
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"Is there a dick store we go to or...?"
Yeah he's still a bit confused
He'll cling to you during matches and ask you tons of questions
Even during gunfire
"OMG, can we get matching dicks?"
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Please be patient with him
If there's time between the storm moving, he'll be sure to give you lots of attention
"MY BOYFRIEND'S GETTING A DICK!"
He screams out in the empty building you two are stocking up in
Or so you thought
"You homos make me sick," a voice calls out, the clacking of heels hitting the floor echo through the area
You two turn to the voice
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"INTERNATIONAL POP SENSATION ARIANA GRANDE?!?!?!?" You both exclaim in unison
"Yuh," she says, whipping her hair as she aims a bazooka at you two
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petiterazu · 2 years
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undertale characters reacting to reader saying they don't think theyre good enough
romantic or platonic
gender neutral reader
includes: Toriel, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Mettaton, Asgore
Toriel:
-"where on earth did you get that idea?"
-hugs you
-tells you your biggest accomplishments, and how youve grown even in the short time shes known you
-"my life has been changed for the better since i've known you"
Sans:
-"who told ya that?"
-from then on tells you "good job" and other affirming words more often
-tells you "not true" whenever you say anything negative about yourself
Papyrus:
-"that is UNTRUE, for I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, the embodiment of COOL, thinks you are MORE than good enough!"
-the next day comes back with a seven page list of EVERYTHING great about you
-it even goes into the tiniest of details
-like how your favorote colors is magificent!
Undyne:
-"WHAT?!?! WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT!?"
-she is PISSED
-she prepared to beat whoever made you think that into a PULP
-but she pauses when you tell her that you told yourself
-then she gets quiet
-"thats just not true. and if you cant see that, then you bet your ass i'll make you see it!!"
-she affirms you SO aggressively
-"CMON, PUNK! YOU GOT THIS! DONT GIVE UP NOW, YA HEAR ME?"
Mettaton:
-"why, the underground doesn't seem to think so! my ratings have increased exponentially since you came onto the show!"
-little did you know... he was live.
-he had people call into the show to say nice things about you
Asgore:
-"would you like to tell me why you think that?"
-sits you down with a cup of tea to calm you down
-hes very patient
-he talks it through with you, to try to get to the root of the problem, so he can start making things better
-suggests starting therapy
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yasashii-leaf · 28 days
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I loved reading this story! truly incredible! especially since several times, I found myself laughing! I imagined the scenes, the Tsundere reader blends so well into the world of Deltarune, and she makes me laugh, I found her endearing! In any case, I still have plenty of drawings in reserve, I will publish them over the next few days! I hope you like it Rose! With lots of love !
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hotpinkboots · 8 months
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HAPPY 8TH, UNDERTALE!!
Since it's Undertale's 8th birthday, feel free to spam in a bunch of Undertale requests!! (you're always welcome to spam UT requests at any time of the year, but today is just EXTRA special :D)
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cubu228 · 2 months
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thebelugawhalefriend · 4 months
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Asgore x Reader Headcanons (Platonic)
CW: King Fluffybuns posting!
Note: Please remember to keep replies and reblogs kind! I find Asgore to be one of my favorite characters (behind Toriel) and I think he could use a few more fics about him ^^
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Asgore is one of the best and kindest friends to have!
He'll keep in mind if you want to be touched or not. If you do, he'll cuddle and hug as long and as often as you want! That fuzzy tummy of his makes it all the more soft to hold him
Asgore to me doesn't come across as the "Where's my hug" kind of guy. He's very much tame in his affection
Unlike the skeleton brothers, Asgore is a VERY protective friend and won't hesitate to keep you behind him if someone is bothering you
You might think he'd try to flirt, but he really doesn't want to. He sees you as someone to protect and keep close rather than someone to date
Not to say he doesn't find you beautiful/handsome. Actually, he thinks you're great inside and out!
He will help you with the little things. Your hair, your tie/hair tie, your shirt- anything that you ask of him
He's the best man to lean on when you're going through a breakup. Asgore knows better than anyone else in the main cast how it feels, and empathizes with your pain
Garden with him! He loves a helping hand and someone to tell stories to
Now, Asgore regrets having to do what he did when he was king. He wanted to please his citizens, but that's no excuse to have slaughtered six children to keep their souls. He does appreciate it, however, that you don't hold it against him
You're SHOCKED to learn what happened, but given the war? Yeah, you would be a devastated ruler too if it happened. Ultimately, he's a better man and you find it in your heart to stay by his side
The kind of guy that isn't afraid to cry, but won't want to open up unless you actually want him to cry to you
Overall, he might be a little overbearing, but he's a genuine man who genuinely wants the best out of this friendship
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riuhere · 2 months
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Yess!! I'm finally done!!!
This AU concept has been brain rotting my brain for the past few days and I finally had the courage to draw it hshshsh
Okay so before I start rambling. I just have to note to you that English isn't my first language so if my explanation ends up confusing you. You can just ask me in the ask box! It's open anytime! And If you're not into uh 'x reader's' then this is actually not for you :D
So before I start explaining I'm just gonna say that this version of reader is a completely different version of her from the original concept. In which in the original concept reader dissappears without a word after an incident had happen involving a prince and his bestfriend to which she views them as siblings of her own. Basically an AU from an original AU (?)
In this AU however, our reader went completely insane after the tragic lost leading her to her own demise (mentally and physically).
Btw trigger warning if you wanna keep reading!!
In summary, she basically started distancing herself from her family (Mom goat and Papa goat) by locking herself in the bedroom where their siblings used to reside.
Of course, none of her parents thought any of it being abnormal because that's what someone normally does when they grieve, they isolate themselves to give it time to take everything in. And after reality practically smacked them in the face that their siblings may be gone forever. That's where things started to get very interesting...
And by interesting, I mean she basically started illegally experimenting on monster souls in secret without her family knowing about it. The main reason for it is because her main goal is to find a way to revive her siblings even if the has to use her own soul to do it on way or another and to her the 'bonus' of it is by discovering something 'new' every single day and despite everything she continues to preservere to reach that said goal.
So yeah this AU overall is basically 'what if' reader stayed and went insane instead of dissappearing without a trace.
(side note: in this AU Toriel and Asgore are still together and that was practically only for the sake of their only child remaining from the incident. She's practically the only thing keeping the family from separating. And the fact that she may never be able to meet their love interest/SOULmate in a few years from now in this timeline. Another side note: not gonna lie @semisolidmind made me realise how I'm not that much of a self shipper either due to how I don't really see myself in most of my characters cause their all basically viewed as 'reader' or 'y/n' to me. Does that make sense?)
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byrdiesong · 2 years
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Tea?
(Asgore Dreemurr x GN!Reader)
Rating: Pure fluff
Summary: Im attempt to seek shelter from the rain, you find yourself in the ex-king of the underground's tea shop.
Word count: 900
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It was a chilly day. Rain pelted against the shop's front windows. The wind chimes hanging outside the door sang lovingly to one another as the wind gently caressed each one of them. While Asgore preferred warm days where the sun shone, he did enjoy the idea of his outdoor plants getting watered for him.
A calming lull fell over the tea shop. The rain prevented customers from entering more than usual but he didn’t mind. It was nice to have a slow day every once in a while. He turned to set his jade kettle one on the mini stove behind the counter. He figured since it was a slow day there was no harm in making himself some tea.
That’s when you rushed in.
The little bell chimed as you hurried through the door, disheveled from the pouring rain outside. He silently observed you as you dropped your mesh bag to the floor, cursing under your breath. He watched as you awkwardly tried to rid yourself from your soaked sweater. After successfully getting your sweater over your head, you placed it on the small table closest to you and fixed your hair back into place. You bent down to retrieve your bag and tossed it on the table as well. Once you stood back up, you notice him.
“Oh, hey there.” You said, giving a genuine smile.
“Howdy.” He greeted you, “Quite the day, hm?”
You set your bag on the table next to your sweater and wandered towards the middle of the shop, “It is quite a day. The weather is lovely, yes?”
Raising a brow, Asgore glanced at the dreary weather outside, “I suppose so…”
“Thankfully you were open. I was getting absolutely drenched out there.” You said, idly looking around as your surroundings.
Asgore hummed in response. You seemed relaxed, obviously not truly bothered by the weather or anything for that matter. He felt the warmth and tranquility emanate from your soul. It made him feel somehow calmer than before.
His eyes drifted back to your wet sweater, “Would you like me to dry that?”
You quirked a brow and glanced behind you, “How so?”
“I live above the shop.” He pointed to the ceiling, “I could put your sweater in the dryer if you’d like.”
Your smile grew wider, “Only if it’s no trouble.”
You went back to retrieve your sweater but as you turned around, the two of you were nearly face to face. You now truly saw how large he was. The ceiling was taller than regular shops to accommodate his prominent horns and tall stature. You got a better look at what he was wearing: His pink sweater had a little yellow flower in the center of his chest. Golden Flower Tea was embroidered above it in fancy cursive. He looked so… non-threatening. Dare you say he looked huggable. Not to mention he was in the middle of a tea shop full of plants and vibrant colored flowers.
You realized you were staring and quickly apologized. Handing him your damp sweater you gave a sheepish grin, “Sorry, it’s just…”
“Never expected someone like me running a tea shop?”
You pursed your lips, “Honestly? Yes.”
He let out a deep chuckle. His voice was deep, and you felt it rumble in your chest. Gently, his large hand brushed over yours as he took the sweater from your grasp. Wow his hands were big.
“It always was a dream of mine to open my own tea shop. Never really got around to it in the Underground.” He mused, walking back behind the counter, “But once we were freed, I took advantage of it. Call it a new beginning if you will.”
He turned his head to you before stepping through the door with a warm smile, “I’ll be back in a minute. Feel free to look around!”
You nodded your head as the door closed behind him. Now completely alone in the shop, you decided to explore the small space. Blossoming orchids were perched on walls, various philodendrons hung from the ceiling in cute little planters, and various potted flowers scattered over every surface that wasn’t completely taken up by tea related goods. The air smelled crisp and fresh. The mixture of different teas and herbs was soothing to your senses. How is it you never noticed this shop before? You could see yourself becoming a regular heres. Perhaps to write, enjoy a cup of freshly brewed tea, and enjoy the quiet atmosphere the shop had to offer.
You walked around, peering at all the dainty teacups and tea sets. Some were made of stone, jade, or porcelain. The rose quartz tea set particularly caught your eye. You then moseyed back to the counter and looked at the quaint menu of different teas the shop served. There were quite a few: ranging from hot teas to even boba tea. Your curious eyes scanned the wall behind the counter. Various tea boxes sat neatly on shelves. Little labels were at the bottom of each shelf. Sleep, stress relief, extra caffeinated. You could tell Asgore had put his heart and soul into this shop.
As you were admiring the neatly organized teas, Asgore emerged from the door that lead to his home above the shop. Making his way to the stove, he twisted the knob beneath the kettle on high and turned to you.
“Tea?”
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asgoreandbud · 4 months
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Asgore
I...Love...Him uwu ':3 So nice to be back again ;u;
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awesomewithaustim · 3 months
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Chapters: 15/? Fandom: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sans (Undertale)/Reader, Papyrus (Undertale)/Reader, Grillby (Undertale)/Reader Characters: Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Asgore Dreemurr, Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Underfell (Undertale), Alternate Universe - Underswap (Undertale), Alternate Universe - Swapfell (Undertale), Alternate Universe - Horrortale (Undertale), Error Sans (Undertale) - Freeform Summary:
Have fun. If you’re interested in requesting, comment on this post or on the fic. @popatochisssp
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theres-a-body-here · 7 months
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Scumtober- Day 11 (In Heat)
Asgore x Male!reader
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You honestly blame the others for this.
How come no one warned you that Asgore was susceptible to going into heat? Looking back at it now, Undyne laughing at you, when you mentioned how extra touchy Asgore was acting this month, was probably your only heads-up.
You were hoping to get some practice baking in today, but you honestly suck ass at it. There was flour everywhere, some egg on the floor, and even some batter in your hair. So when Asgore walked in, you were hoping to get some help...not dick.
You guess seeing you bake really did it for him. He hugged you from behind as he muttered how cute you looked. You thought he was being his regular cute self until you felt him harden against your ass.
You swear you'll get the others for this. But for now, you have a large horny goat man to deal with.
"Hnnng!" You groaned softly, feeling the warmth of Asgore's body pressing against you. The goat man's hands moved over your shoulders, squeezing gently as he helped guide you through baking. His large furry hands were on yours as he helped you knead the dough.
"Mmm..." Asgore hummed lowly in agreement, leaning down to place a kiss on the base of your neck. His breath was hot against sensitive skin, causing goosebumps to rise along your flesh.
"Yes, yes," he murmured approvingly, "that's it. Just like that."
You tried to focus on the task at hand, but the sensation of being filled by Asgore's thick cock made it difficult to concentrate. Every time he shifted slightly, sending ripples of pleasure through your core.
Asgore leaned over you to pick up the bowl of chocolate chips, causing his cock to slide deeper inside you. You gasped at the sudden thrust, nearly losing your balance as your knees became jelly. His furry arm wrapped around your waist, holding you steady.
The goat man chuckled quietly, a low rumble in his throat that sent shivers down your spine. "Sorry," he murmured, leaning in closer to nuzzle your neck with his wet nose. "Didn't mean to surprise you like that."
You try to shake off your lightheadedness as you focus on the task. "It's okay," you managed to say between shallow breaths. You were determined to push through and make this damn choco-bread.
At some point, Asgore stopped helping.
Asgore's movements grew slower as he gave in to the heat. His heavy breathing mixed with yours, creating a steamy atmosphere around the both of you. With every lazy thrust, he pushed further inside, claiming your hole for himself.
You could feel yourself develop a new kink. Despite the mess, this was pretty fun. It was almost like a game to see if you could handle doing this mundane task while being fucked.
Asgoore's strong arms wrapped securely around your waist, holding onto you like you were his entire world. The goat man rested his chin on your head as his tongued lolled out of his mouth.
"Ahhhh...," he whimpered, thrusting harder yet again. "So good...my sweet boy..."
He moaned and grunted, his voice growing rougher with each passing moment. Tiny droplets of saliva dripped from his bottom lip, landing on your head.
He was definitely drunk off a mixture of his heat and your body.
"Please...," he pleaded desperately. "More...I need...more."
Tears welled up in his eyes as he buried his face in the back of your neck. He wrapped his arms around you as if he thought you would disappear if he stopped fucking you
"Pregnant..." he chanted hoarsely, each syllable punctuated by a lazy thrust. His hands gripped your hips possessively, leaving bruises in their wake. "Get pregnant...get pregnant...".
"Pregnant, please," he whispered hoarsely between ragged breaths. "Become pregnant...with my child...oh god..."
Each thrust drove the message home; he wanted you to give him a child despite you being male. But you couldn't help but wonder how flustered he'll be when you tell him about this once he's clear-headed. You groan and push the mixing bowl aside.
Baking can wait.
Scumtober 2023 Masterlist
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petiterazu · 2 years
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undertale characters seeing your underfell self
gn!reader
romantic or platonic
includes: Flowey, Toriel, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Asgore
light cursing
Flowey:
-he laughs
-"you're less of an idiot than i gave you credit for! you finally accepted the rules of the world, kill, or B E K I L L E D"
-to your annoyance, started following you around
-he tries to give you fighting tips, but after you kick him in the face, he stops.
-he likes this new you
Toriel:
-"why, what a dreadful universe! it has brought hate into an innocent SOUL."
-tries to help you win fights with MERCY
-"listen, lady, I don't know who the hell you are, but you need to stay out of my god damn way."
-Shes NOT giving up on you
Sans:
-"well, shit, kid, what the hell happened to you?"
-watched in shock as you punch a monster for stepping on your foot
-he doesn't step in, though.
-he knows he can't change you.
-more importantly, he knows you aren't his.
Papyrus:
-"HUMAN, YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE SO HARSH!"
-his smile, while unmovable, its authenticity falters as he watches you stab a monster to 'teach her a lesson'.
-tries his damnest to get you to see the world positively again
-even after you hold a knife to his throat
-...you do realize he can't 'bleed out', right? he's a skeleton.
Undyne:
-when she sees you attack another monster, she fights you to teach you a lesson.
-you fight until you reach very low HP
-"THERE, NOW DO YOU GIVE UP?!"
-her jaw drops as you spit the blood out of your mouth and walk away.
-what happened to you?
Asgore:
-his eyes soften
-you don't want this, surely?
-it must be an act. to look strong. it had to be.
-if it wasn't for the pessimistic outlook on life and the willingness to attack at the drop of a pin, you were the exact same!
-but he knew he had to stay out of your way.
-unless, of course, he could figure out how to make you see the world well again.
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ROUND 2
So I’m back! Bracket time!
Reminder the time zone being used is CET
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APPLE BRACKET
Aka Cartoons, Anime, and games associated with such (fire emblem and ace attorney)
Day 1 22/4, finished
Part 1: 5pm
Reigen Arakata (mob psycho 100) vs Corazon (one piece), finished
Lord Garmadon (Lego ninjago) vs Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb), finished
Iroh (avatar: the last airbender) vs Bob Blecher (bob’s burgers), finished
Iruka Umino (naruto) vs Darkwing Duck (darkwing Duck), finished
Part 2: 8pm
Hakoda (avatar; the last airbender) vs Ice King (adventure time), finished
Greg Universe (Steven universe, he won an extra battle because I forgot him at first) vs Splinter (teenage mutant ninja turtles), finished
Bruno Bucciarati (JoJo’s bizarre adventure) vs Greil (fire emblem: path or radiance), finished
Professor Kukui (Pokémon) vs Phoenix Wright (ace attorney), finished
Day 2: 24/4, finished
Part 1: 5pm
David Evans (Inazuma 11) vs Loid Forger (spy x family), finished
Tim Lockwood (cloudy with a chance of meatballs) vs Oscar Proud (the proud family), finished
Shouta Aizawa (my hero academia) vs Donald Duck (ducktales), finished
Sailor Uranus (sailor moon) vs Skipper (penguins of Madagascar), finished
Part 2: 8pm
Sully (monsters ink) vs Kouhei Inuzuka (sweetness and lighting), finished
Alibert (wakfu) vs Meta Knight (Kirby), finsihed
Gru (despicable me) vs Zenkichi Hasegawa (persona), finished
Kanan Jarrus (Star Wars: rebels) vs Mr Ping (kung fu panda), finished
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BAPELSIN BRACKET
Aka live action media, books, and video games & graphic novels not associated with anime (so no light novels or tie ins)
Day 1: 26/4 5pm, finished
Bobby Nash (9 1 1 on fox) vs Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek, deep Space 9), finished
Subject Delta (bioshock) vs Atticus Finch (how to kill a mockingbird), finished
Paul Blofis (Percy Jackson) vs Gomez Addams (the Addams family), finished
Lee Everett (telltale’s the walking dead) vs Waymond Wang (everywhere everything all at once), finished
Part 2: 8pm
Joel Miller (the last of us) vs Calvin’s dad (Calvin and Hobbes), finished
Pyrrha Dve (the locked tomb) vs Common Wubbox (my singing monsters), finished
Doc Louis (punch out!!) vs Riki (xenoblade), finished
Bob Cratchit (a Christmas carol) vs Mo Folchart (inkheart), finished
Day 2, 28/4
Part 1: 5pm
Alfred Pennyworth (Batman) vs Asgore Dreemurr (undertale), finished
Dave Seville (Alvin and the chipmunks) vs Chimney Han (9 1 1), finished
Glamrock Freddy (fnaf: security breach) vs Bail Organa (Star wars) , finished
Kim Dokja (omniscient Reader’s viewpoint) vs Hal Wilkerson (Malcom in the middle), finished
Part 2: 8pm
Lee Scoresby (his dark materials) vs Dream (sandman) , finished
Thrushpelt (warrior cats) vs Barret Wallace (final fantasy 7), finished
Domingo Montoya (the princess bride) vs Terry Jeffords (Brooklyn 99), finished
Rupert Giles (Buffy) vs Pollination Tech 9 Smith (the sims 2: strangetown), finished
QUICK QUESTIONS
WHY THIS PAIR UP? I’m a bringer if chaos, also it was random
What time zone? CET!
How do I do propaganda? Well first you reblog with a text post, don’t put the propaganda in the tags. Or send me an ask! I will make sure to reblog it with the right tags
Hey I saw you made a mistake, what should i do? First, don’t use anon asks to correct my spelling and if I misuse slang. Just tell me directly. If it is 2 hours after a poll has launched, I will redo it immediately. But I will write down the mistakes I make and correct them later on
CODE OF CONDUCT
Previous battles
Main Rounds
ROUND 1
Second chance/dad mansion break in
ROUND 1
The only way to show how the battles (second chance) will happen cuz it’s random AN EXTRA NON DAD BATTTLE?!?!?!?!?!?
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the-malewife-ever · 1 year
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its 5am. i am very tired. i do not want to go through and pick out all the best responses when i have a test today. so what youre getting now is:
every single character that was submitted [unless i didnt feel comfortable adding them to the data]
^ this includes:
- i didnt feel comfortable putting them in [they are a kid is the most likely answer]
- they break the rules
and goodnight everyone im going back to bed you get your pairings later today. feel free to demand your malewife be in the pairings in the notes of this post all you want but be nice
and sorry to the ppl checking the tags in the search bar for ANY of these characters
read more because we got 301 and then some submissions:
The Top Submitted Characters:
Crazy Dave [Plants Vs Zombies] - 14
Kazuki Kurusu [Buddy Daddies] - 8
Hero [Omori] - 8
Saul Goodman/James McGill [Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad] - 7
Tatsu [Way of the House Husband] - 7
Thoma [Genshin Impact] - 7
Laszlo Cravensworth [What We Do In the Shadows] - 5
Percy de Rolo [Critical Role/Vox Machina] - 5
Ron DeLite [Ace Attorney] - 5
Brett Hand [Inside Job] - 4
Puss in Boots [Puss in Boots] - 4
Sanji [One Piece] - 4
Spamton G. Spamton [Deltarune] - 4
Got 3 Or Less Votes:
9 [9 (2009)]
Adrian Graye Vernworth [The Owl House]
Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir [Miraculous Ladybug]
Alador Blight [The Owl House]
Alistair Theirin [Dragon Age]
Andre Legris [Innocent/Innocent Rouge]
Asgore Dreemurr [Undertale]
Axel Summers [Lemon Soda and Coffee (Webcomic)]
The Baker [Into the Woods (1991)]
Bandit Heeler [Bluey]
Barry Draxum [Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
Beacrox Molan [Lout of the Court’s Family]
Benny [Fallout: New Vegas]
Bilbo Baggins [The Hobbit]
BJ Hunnicutt [MASH]
Bob Belcher [Bob's Burgers]
Briefers "Brief" Rock [Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]
Brock [Pokemon]
Bruno Buccerati [JoJo's Bizzare Adventure]
Bruno Madrigal [Encanto]
Calculester Hewlett-Packard [Monster Prom]
Caleb Wittebane [The Owl House]
Cardan [The Folk of the Air trilogy by Holly Black]
Cecil Palmer [Welcome to Night Vale]
Chakotay [Star Trek Voyager]
Charlie Kelly [It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]
Chisaki Kai (Overhaul) [My Hero Academia]
Chris Pearson [Dan Vs.]
Chrom [Fire Emblem Awakening]
Clay Rockridge [The Sexy Brutale]
Colin Robinson [What We Do In the Shadows]
Connecticut Clark [FlorkofCows/The Saga of Clark]
Cove Holden [Our Life: Beginning & Always]
Cyclonus [Transformers (IDW1)]
DaLey Vigil [The Great Ace Attorney]
Daniel Cain [Re-Animator]
Darius Deamonne [The Owl House]
Dedue Molinaro [Fire Emblem Three Houses]
Dick Grayson [DC Comics]
Dick Gumshoe [Ace Attorney]
Do Hyun Soon [Flower of Evil]
Ed [Our Flag Means Death]
Eddie Munson [Stranger Things]
Elliott [Stardew Valley]
Faria [Thrilling Intent]
Flex Mentallo [Doom Patrol]
Fox Mulder [The X-Files]
Fukuo [Kiki’s Delivery Service]
Furio Giunta [The Sopranos]
Gao Yizhi [Iron Widow]
Garmadon [Ninjago]
Garry [Ib]
Geto Suguru [Jujitsu Kaisen]
Gilbert Nightray [Pandora Hearts]
Gomez Addams [The Addams Family]
Grover Underwood [Percy Jackson Series]
Hannibal Lecter [Hannibal]
Harrier du Bois [Disco Elysium]
Hazama Masayoshi [Samurai Flamenco]
Heinz Doofenshmirtz [Phineas and Ferb]
Herlock Sholmes [The Great Ace Attorney]
Hordak [She-Ra (Netflix)]
Howl Jenkins Pendragon [Howl's Moving Castle]
Hugh Neutron [Jimmy Neutron]
Hugh Test [Johnny Test]
Ianto Jones [Torchwood]
Ignis Scientia [Final Fantasy XV]
Ingo [Pokemon]
Izzy Hands [Our Flag Means Death]
Jake Sully [Avatar]
James [Pokemon]
Jason Todd [Batman]
Jesus Christ [The Bible]
Joel Hammond [Santa Clarita Diet]
Johnathan Harker [Bram Stoker's Dracula]
John Silver [Treasure Island (1988)]
John Watson [BBC Sherlock]
Jonathan Byers [Stranger Things]
Kaiden Alenko [Mass Effect]
Kai Satou [Your Turn to Die]
Kaito [Vocaloid]
Kakashi Hatake [Naruto]
Katsuya Serizawa [Mob Psycho 100]
Ken [Barbie]
Kermit the Frog [The Muppets]
Kim Dokja [Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint]
Kim Gongja [SSS-Class Suicide Hunter]
Kingsley [Papa Louie Games]
Kisuke Urahara [Bleach]
Klavier Gavin [Ace Attorney]
Kojiro “Joe” Nonjo [Sk8 the Infinity]
Laurance Zvahl [Minecraft Diaries]
Lazarus Bleeze [The Hex]
Leon [Pokemon]
Lestat de Lioncourt [Interview with the Vampire (TV Show)]
Lieutenant Columbo [Columbo]
Light Yagami [Death Note]
Link [Breath of the Wild]
The Lobby Boy [The Hotel Podcast]
Loid Forger [Spy X Family]
Luigi [Mario Franchise]
Luo Binghe [The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System]
Mac McDonald [It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]
The Man in the Yellow Hat [Curious George]
Manolo Sanchez [The Book of Life (2014)]
Mario [Mario Franchise]
Marshall Eriksen [How I Met Your Mother]
Marvin [Falsettos]
Mendel Weisenbachfeld [Falsettos]
Me [The Mod]
Michael [The Good Place]
Miles Edgeworth [Ace Attorney]
Min-Gi Park [Infinity Train]
Minato Namikaze [Naruto]
Momo [Stray]
Mr. Mime [Pokemon]
The Narrator [The Stanley Parable]
Naven Nuknuk [Epithet Erased]
Oliver Queen [DC Comics (Green Arrow)]
Olruggio [Witch Hat Atelier]
The Onceler [The Lorax]
Palamedes Sextus [The Locked Tomb]
Paper [Inanimate Insanity]
Peeta Mellark [The Hunger Games]
Percy Jackson [Percy Jackson Series]
Peter Nureyev [The Penumbra Podcast]
Preminger [Barbie: Princess and the Pauper]
Qifrey [Witch Hat Atelier]
Quirrel [Hollow Knight]
Ramsey Murdoch [Epithet Erased]
Randy Valentine Jade [Dialtown]
Redd Rockridge [The Sexy Brutale]
Reigen Arataka [Mob Psycho 100]
Ronaldo [The Vampire Dies in No Time]
Rouxls Kaard [Deltarune]
Roy Mustang [Full Metal Alchemist]
Ryoji Kaji [Neon Genesis Evangelion]
Ryuuji Takasu [ToraDora!]
Samwise Gamgee [Lord of the Rings]
Sasuke Itachi [Naruto]
Satan [Puyo Puyo]
Satoru Gojo [Jujitsu Kaisen]
Seven [Zero Escape]
Shinya Fujikawa [Corpse Factory]
Sig Curtis [Full Metal Alchemist]
Silco [Arcane (Netflix)]
Sojiro Sakura [Persona 5]
Sokka [Avatar: The Last Airbender]
Soldier [Team Fortress 2]
Spirit Albarn [Soul Eater]
Spongebob Squarepants [Spongebob Squarepants]
Steve Harrington [Stranger Things]
Steven Grant [Marvel]
Suoh Tamaki [Ouran High School Host Club]
Sword Boyfriend [Transistor]
Tanjiro Kamado [Demon Slayer]
Thomas Sharpe [Crimson Peak (2015)]
Tohru Adachi [Persona 4]
Tom Wambsgans [Succession]
Travis Matagot [Campaign Skyjacks]
Tsukasa Jinguuji [Fabiniku (Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout)]
The Tumblr Boyfriend [Tumblr]
The Twelfth Doctor [Doctor Who]
Tyrell Wellick [Mr. Robot]
Vanitas [Vanitas no Carte/The Case Study of Vanitas]
Vash the Stampede [Trigun]
Victor Nikiforov [Yuri on Ice]
Waymond Wang [Everything Everywhere All At Once]
Whizzer Brown [Falsettos]
William "Spike" Pratt [Buffy the Vampire Slayer]
William “Dex” Pointdexter [Check Please!]
Yeza Brenatto [Critical Role]
Yoo Joonghyuk [Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint]
You [The Voter]
Zagreus [Hades]
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