#Ask Lisa

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

Follow-up ask for the raccoon bite headcanon

NSFW image under the cut😆

okay, i've let this cook for way too long 😂

silly something (smut but not really) under the cut. I haven't written in so long, this probably sucks😂😭

Continuation of this and this.

I'm so sorry 😂😂

Not beta’d, written at 10pm. If there are typos, just ignore them

*ding*

Mikey's phone goes off. He looks around the lecture hall, to see if anyone had heard the notification. No one was looking. Luckily.

Sweetcheeks: hey puppy🥰

When he doesn't answer, sends a picture, more specifically, a selfie of herself in a perfect black smokey eye.

Mike: babeee im in a lectureee

Sweetcheeks: 😈

Sweetcheeks: i have a surpriseee

Mike: caaan't. Important lecture...😩

But Mikey's girlfriend doesn't care. She sends another picture. Of herself. In black lace lingerie.

Sweetcheeks: come homeee

Mikey's face flushes. Blood rushing to two places. His face and well...

He packs up his things and hurries out the lecture hall. He walks across campus, almost running.

Sweetcheeks: im waiting😇

Mike starts walking even faster.

Finally, he reaches his dorm. He opens the door and enters... His childhood bedroom? Weird. But his brain doesn't get enough blood right now to think properly.

And there she is, lying on his bed.

"Hey, puppy," sweetcheeks beams at him.

Fuck, she looks so hot. In her makeup and that lingerie. He hadn't noticed it in the pictures, but she's also wearing a collar and cute little cat ears.

"You like it?" she asks innocently, almost pouting at him.

"I... Uhh..." Mike stammers, looking at his girlfriend. How'd she know he wanted her to dress up like that for ages?

She pats the bed, smiling and as if in a trance, he walks over.

He looks at her, almost drooling. Fuck, she looks so fucking hot. His cock twitches in his jeans when he sees the black tip of a tail peek out from behind her thigh.

She pats the bed again, and he sits next to her. Grinning, she starts crawling towards him, kissing him once she reaches him. She kisses her way down to his neck. Slowly, her kisses turn into little nibbles. She playfully bites his earlobe, and he grabs a handful of her ass. He takes hold of her tail and pulls it, just a little bit so he could see.

It's not fully black...

And her ears aren't cat ears, he notices...

Raccoon...

It's a raccoon tail plug.

"What's wrong, puppy?" she whispers sweetly. She smiles at him. He feels her hands on him still and looks down. They look like raccoon paws!

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Mike wakes up, bathed in sweat. Horrible, horrible nightmare. He looks around his bedroom. His childhood bedroom. Right... He was hole for summer break.

He sees sweetcheeks sleeping next to him on her side, facing away from him, wearing one of his old t-shirts. No lingerie in sight. But he has to be sure.

As quietly as he can, he searches his room for any suspicious boxes that could store this horrible costume. There's nothing in his closet. Nothing under his desk. Nothing in sweetcheeks' drawer in his dresser. Finally, he looks under the bed. He finds a box and opens it. The black plastic bag he finds inside looks suspicious, so he can't help but open it.

What he finds inside makes his blood run cold.

It's the ears, tail plug, along with the ears.

"Nooooooo!"

"Mike! Are you insane?! It's 3am!" sweetcheeks sleepily hisses from the bed, rubbing her eyes and glaring at her boyfriend. And snuggled in her arm is Bandit.

Bandit. Truly a bandit. Stole his girlfriend now. How he hated this trash panda.

Mikey screams again, waking the whole house.

[lionheart-giddings]

Currently at work so hit me with a song if you don't mind? ❤️

i was very tempted to give you fireflies by owl city, but opted for this instead anshdhhdb

send me a ❤️ for a song.

[rainbowinbeigeboots]

i was inspired by @girlunionize to make this

[ourdadai]

✿ lisa ꒰ blackpink ꒱ lockscreens !

[lieutenantbiscute]

Shell Shocked AU

“Mom and Dad aren’t that scary man!”

Heheh more Raph and Mona being The Couple ™ to me!! Marriage tattoos and ceremonial wedding knives and the art of gossiping over others—

Un-shadowed sketch

[blueraspberry09]

Gosh guys I’m getting so big! This bun is already close to popping out this oven! For the remainder of the pregnancy I’ll be staying at my neighbors house they are gonna give me plenty of rubs and just all around pamper me lol

[zzoupz]

build headcanons, for reference purposes 😶‍🌫️

separate version

you can use this as reference for your own work if you want to 😇 I might make one with (more) demons

[bigforeheadbaddie]

I’m convinced that this is what lisa and the creature’s kiss in the cemetery would’ve been like if they weren’t interrupted 🙄

[mammalidentifier]

Hi there! What kind of fellow is this? Thanks. <3

Hello! This is a drill (Mandrillus leucophaeus)! They’re not as well-known as their red and blue faced cousins, the mandrills (Mandrillus sphinx)…

But drills are pretty colorful monkeys in their own right. And by that I mean that male drills have butts that would put an unicorn to shame!

[ask-tiff]

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

Can you write a smutty headcanon about Walter marshall please? 🥺 He's my fav 💚

Hii hun❤️

I'm gonna try, but I can't really tell with Walter, even though i love him, so this is going to be heavily influenced by how other writers (especially @littlefreya and @wolvesandhoundshowltogether) see and write him.

Also, i read your name as "superdick" again 😂 i guess I'll never read it right 😂😂🙈

Warnings: smutty stuff, random, no coherence 😅

somewhat a pleasure dom/ service top, something in between (if he has time that is)

Can read your body perfectly

Knows how to please you, how to tease you

Willing to try everything you ask him to

You don't have to tell him what you need, he knows, and he'll provide, even if don't have much time

KING of quickies. Has mastered the art of making you both feel satisfied within a short period of time because he always seems to be on the run

Loves a good blow job before he has to leave for work

Pays you back when he comes home with his head between your thighs

Uses his beard to his advantage

Loves how much you hate love it when he teases you l rubbing his bearded chin and cheeks against the sensitive skin of your inner thighs

Keeps it very clean and well groomed for that reason too (not mainly ofc) because you want beard burn but not a rash

Loves seeing you tied up and in sexy lingerie

Sometimes takes a few days off between cases to spend them in bed with you

Doesn't love police role-play, but his reluctance is only pretend. Likes using handcuffs on you and bending you over the kitchen counter or back of the couch

But also likes it if you take charge

Leaning dom, but kinda a switch. Wants to turn off his mind from time to time after very difficult cases, so he's thankful for the moments you tell him what to do

Also gets off on being bossed around by someone smaller and weaker than him (like... almost everybody is)

Loves fucking you from behind but also needs to see your face, so basically that's why you installed the floor length mirror in the bedroom

Prefers bed over couch or kitchen counter. After a while it gets uncomfortable.

Likes to mark you up but in places only he can see. Scared of people seeing them and thinking he's hurt you (isn't leaving bruises on your so illegal in the uk? It stems from that)

Fucks you rough but doesn't like spanking you. At least not much. Doesn't want to hurt you.

Honestly... From very gentle to very rough, he does everything.

Loves creampie-ing you.

Doesn't want to deal with another kid after Faye though, so he got the snip.

Shower sex! If he goes home to 'shower' it's mostly an excuse and he really needs to get off. Fucking you in the shower? Two birds one stone.

Loves and hates it when you send him dirty texts at work.

Yep, will go home to 'shower' after especially raunchy texts.

Honestly... Prefers watching TV or napping with you in his arms over having sex though. He just wants to hold you.

I think that's all I have 😊

[thewingedwolf]

quinn & leah talking game (finally) and he asks to hold her hands except this whole convo she’s been pretending her hands are spoons so he’s solemnly holding her spoon hands and skippy very helpfully zoomed in

[gleamer]

ladycakes for everybody 🍰

inspired by three random words @mal-functioning sent, thank you! 💞

[ourdadai]

✿ lisa ꒰ blackpink ꒱ lockscreens !

[musicallisto]

hello beloved can i please request max verstappen with enemies to lovers?? thank you!!!!

· · · · ♡ enemies to lovers with max verstappen x mercedes driver!f!reader

"what—oh, shit," lando's gasp breaks the monotone rhythm of the jet engines and flight attendants' muffled footsteps. max barely has time to lift his head quizzically before the younger driver's phone is on his face, displaying an official announcement in bold, bright mercedes turquoise.

his blood freezes.

"breaking: y/n y/l/n to drive for mercedes in 2025."

they're very few words, barely even a sentence, yet they're all it takes for max's brain to shut down for a moment. you, grinning a winner's grin, brandishing your monza f2 trophy, the very first of your career, all windswept hair and eager eyes. you... on the grid, with him? so many years after the damn karting days, where you were just about as good as him and a hundred times more infuriating; so many years of him rising through the ranks, casting all the light on himself so it would never even graze you; you, mercedes junior team's formula 2 sensation, the only woman to make it in the sport... and max verstappen's oldest, most persistent wasp, always hungry to sting him.

"that can't be right," max breathes out in disbelief. his blood boiling in anger. in something else he doesn't recognize, too, as he stares at your familiar face on the screen.

"i bet you're gonna like mclaren a whole lot more next year, mate."

send me a driver + a concept for a moodboard&blurb ♡

[cupcakeslushie]

Hi, I love your work and wanted to ask Timothy about the latest thing you posted about him. I wanted to know how he got the scar on his nose

Just typical life in the apocalypse stuff. Shockingly not as traumatizing as far as the doomed timeline goes.