#Ate (Lima 3)

[martinluvrr]

NUMBER ONE | KATE MARTIN ( II )

⋅˚₊‧ kate martin x actress!reader

⋅˚₊‧ summary: the actress, the rookie and the media circus.

⋅˚₊‧ part one || part three || nav

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y/ny/l/n vegas i love you. had so much fun last night, thank you @lvaces <3

kehlani made for vegas

usera fit ate

userb she's so wag material

userc we need kate and y/n reunion pics

houseofdragonhbo from dragonstone to las vegas ♡

lvaces 🩶🩶🩶

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scar 🌠 @scarrrrracesssss Y/NNNNS AT THE GAMEEEEEEEEE OMFG #y/ny/l/n #lvaces

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lvaces y/n is in the house 🚨 we love the facial expressions 😭 @y/ny/l/n

userd she's so courtside coded idk how to explain it

usere kate and y/n reuniting????

y/ny/l/n girl u did me sooo dirty i can't 😔

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↪ userg WE NEED YOU AND KATE PICS PLEASE

userh mogged everybody there

useri adriana lima got nothinggg on her

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brea @breaces y/n reportedly cheered the most when kate scored🤔🤔🤔iship them so hard omg

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↺ kiki @kianaklarck this is just y/n being excited yall 😭😭

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deuxmoi DEUXMOI EXCLUSIVE… y/n y/l/n and kate martin had shared a hug with a brief conversation in the locker room, reportedly flirting with each other 😶😶😶

userl you never let anybody have anything

userm this is so sad omg

usern AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

usero ship them so hard brooooo

userp i didn't even know y/n was gay...

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OLD BUT GOLD?

Y/N Y/L/N IS REKINDLING WITH HER OLD "FRIEND" LAS VEGAS ROOKIE , KATE MARTIN.

In August of 2022, while on the press tour of HBO’s House of the Dragon, picture started circling around of Kate Martin and Y/n Y/l/n. While the photo looked like a normal photo between two high school friends, insiders told us “They weren’t friends” Hinting of something more.

While the actress didn’t label her sexuality, many assumed she was gay or bisexual when she was spotted with nepo baby, Lily Rose Depp.

Kate Martin, is a 24 year old, fan favorite rookie of the reigning WNBA champions, Las Vegas Aces. The player is recognized for her years in Iowas Women’s Basketball, who came in second in the NCAA Tournament. She was the 18th pick in 2024 WNBA Drafts.

When Y/n was asked regarding the photos, she denied claims of anything hinting in relationship and confirmed they were just friends. Martin, when asked , didn’t answer.

According to gossip site Deuxmoi, the pair was spotted sharing a hug while also having a flirtation conversation in the locker room of Michelob ULTRA arena. Y/n and some of her co stars, were invited for the game. After the win, their interaction happened.

After a post of Y/l/n was shared on the official instagram account of the Las Vegas Aces, Martin reposted on her story, tagging the actress who then reposted it on her story. It looks like the pair is in contact again.

Between the actress and the rookie, it seems like history is repeating itself.

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[agendabymooner]

satellite ! max v. x ofc (hearth sister!ofc)

“i’m here, right here. wishing i could be there for you.”

summary: when the news of the downfall of her racing journey broke out, max verstappen promised to never let her down like that ever again. (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)

content warning: confrontation and good crying sesh with max and ofc, panic attack, alludes to smut (not graphic), use of explicit language, angst, set in vs fashion show 2016

note: 300 FOLLOWERS?! you guys are insane and i love you all so much!!! thank you!!!

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[translation: i’m just putting my french fluency into use. thank you paris!]

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sylvieeford charles leclerc? hardly know her 🤐

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Her standard was Max, and god, did that ever ruin her chance to have a rebound. Whenever she got the chance to go on dates, she seemed to cower from the thought. As if she was worried about not getting along with the said dates.

Speaking of anxiety.

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was on the go, and to say that it was nerve wracking would be quite a shame. You would think that she would be alright with walking down the runway now— but to know that some of her peers were here to support her, three days after the last race? Yeah, she might as well shit on her pants. 

She had everyone else to be nervous about; Lady Gaga was there for fucks sake. She was in the same room as Adriana Lima and Elsa Hosk. Hell, even Abel would be performing during her segment— why was she nervous about seeing her driver friends while she walked down the runway? 

She supposed that no one had seen her pose in her underwear before. That, and that they all grew up with her— it was weird to see your childhood friend all grown up, dressed in lingerie and nothing else. 

Not that Max Verstappen hadn’t seen that months ago. 

Fuck, Max was going to be there! 

She knew she was nervous. She just didn’t realize that it was because of him. Why would she be nervous? After all, working together had a major effect on their relationship. And… sleeping together once. 

Because he didn’t bring it up anymore after their conversation that day. He was friendly with her, but not once did he mention that he wanted to do it again. She wasn’t sure if it was because of their workplace relationship or their general friendship, but she was sure as hell that it hurt. Not that she would ever tell him that. Not especially after she found a woman clinging to him at their next race’s afterparty. 

So it did hurt. But as a prideful daughter of a miserable mother, she kept a straight face and smiled at everyone. 

After seeing him that night, she kept their relationship as civil as it could be— only listening to him “Maxplain” everything he could speak about, and offering him advice whenever he needed it. She failed to mention a lot of things in her life— like how Abel was performing tonight. Max only found out through their friends hours prior to the event and while it pissed him off to no end, he couldn’t afford to upset Sylvie on her special day. This was her day after all. She was debuting as a VS model. 

Tilly and Aimee had managed to see Sylvie and Stevie before the show as they prepared. They had mostly spoken about how they were able to get to the location easily and how Soren fussed when Tilly left him at Toto’s watch. 

“The boys are there,” Aimee pointed her head towards the direction of the audience, “I told them not to be foolish this time around.”

“Did you tell them to behave and not bark?” Stevie giggled, making Sylvie cackle. Sylvie’s makeup artist shot her a warning to not ruin her makeup by crying in laughter. 

“They know not to,” Tilly rolled her eyes, “those men have PR managers to answer to otherwise.” 

“I think George and Alex were only there chilling,” Aimee said, “I didn’t think someone could have anxiety even if they’re just an audience— not until I saw Max.” 

“Max? Why?” Now that piqued Sylvie’s curiosity.

Tilly answered, “I dunno. It must’ve been the adrenaline from Abu Dhabi, if you were to ask me. He’ll be fine once the show starts.” 

The beating of her heart slowed down when her segment started, only focusing on the front and had only given Abel a look of indifference before making her way through the middle, posing with her head tilting slightly to the right. Walking back, she glanced on her right and watched Max’s eyes stare at hers. 

She kept her head in his direction for a moment, not even realizing that she walked past Abel as her ears muted his song and voice, only paying attention to Max before looking back in front of her and walking off. 

Max knew that she had seen him with his not-really-girlfriend in each race, and it was extremely stupid of him. Rebounds shouldn’t be a thing at all, he told himself. He knew how he felt about her, yet after spending some time with her in a bedroom, he seemed to chicken out and not tell her about the love he had for her.

He always wondered how she went from insulting him jokingly to having a civil conversation and agreeing to everything he said. It was wrong. Why didn’t she say something about it? They agreed not to lie to each other, did they not? 

He seemed to feel like a hypocrite just saying that. But he was more than willing to admit that she was just as beautiful as she was before. He only started to feel different when they shared an intimate moment with each other, one that he’d like to relive for as long as he could breathe.

But they weren’t even aware that admitting would have to take time. After all, there were more problems to solve. 

Partying had never been a priority for her, if you were to ask, but Kendall insisted that Sylvie come along before the younger girl could even dive headfirst into her work throughout their break. The third Hearth daughter only nodded and dressed up as nicely as she could, only deciding that she would only drink one glass of daiquiri. What she didn’t know, however, was that Kendall had invited her guy friends to join them at the party. She had never felt so annoyed— why wouldn’t Kendall tell her in the first place that she’d invite them? Not that she wasn’t enthralled at the thought. Some warning would have sufficed. 

But it wasn’t their presence that made her want to go home. 

Everyone was too busy dancing to even sit in their booth, leaving Sylvie behind while she scrolled through her Twitter. She liked the peaceful atmosphere that the club could offer in a booth. And her blocking Abel was definitely something. 

Her eyes found a tweet that left her blood running cold. No.

“Sylvie’s Failed F1 Career: Explained”

From top to bottom, the story of her discontinued journey in Formula One was splayed out in a gossip website— a rather accredited one, while you’re at it. People would normally say not to believe what you see on the internet, but the truth was published and spread in the Formula One community and show business. 

Nobody knew what had happened before. Not until now. Whoever the fuck were these anonymous sources, they were nothing but assholes. Everything in the article was detailed from head to toe. Some stuff that people didn’t know were put up for everyone to see and shame her with.

Then panic started to spread across her body, her feet stumbling up as she marched down towards the dance floor, her hand gripping on Max’s shirt as she dragged him to a seedy area of the club no one had ever stepped foot on. 

“Mustang, what—“

“Cut the bullshit, Max,” she spewed out venomously before she shoved her phone in his hand. “Did you do this?” 

His eyes peered down on the article on screen as they widened. He looked up to see her teary eyes appearing once more. 

“No,” he answered honestly, but she wasn’t having it.

“You knew what happened, you’re the one who reported me, Max,” she cried out, her body shaking in anger and panic as she continued, “you saw that. You told the officials—“

“But that doesn’t mean I would fuck your career over!” Max exclaimed in frustration. “I told you that if you had somehow given me a heads up that they were kicking you out, I would have gone back and made them review it. Me not being there when you were being questioned was the biggest mistake I’ve made, because I know you. You’re honest. I would’ve known. I would’ve admitted that I was wrong if I heard you speak for yourself.”

“Then why do this? If you respect me then why do this now?”

“Sylvie, schatje,” he took a deep breath before looking at her again, “I would not— for the life of me— treat you like that. God, I would never forgive myself if I did. So I swear that isn’t me.” 

He didn’t even realize how bad their situation was until she started crying and crumbling in his arms, the music still tampering with the hysterical sound of her sobs. He tried to comfort her right there, but the loudness of the club only messed with both of their emotions and anxiety as he picked up their stuff and hailed for a cab. 

It didn’t take him long to find his room as she continued to cry in his arms. She spoke about her worries about her career as she sobbed, not wanting to lose her job in Red Bull and as a model because of this disaster they both called a lie. How was she going to explain all of this to her family? She asked herself as she sniffled, wiping her tears away. She hadn’t even realized that Max was crying too. 

All of this happened because he believed his friends who couldn’t give anymore shit about him. All of this happened to her because of him. All he could do now was apologize with tears. 

“I- I- I’ll do my best to fix this,” Max stammered, wiping his tears away to hide it away from her as she looked up. “Let me please help you fix this. This was my doing and I- I can’t hurt you like this, Sylv. I can’t afford to have you lose your career because of me. Just… please, forgive me and let me help.” 

“Please, Max,” she whispered. “I can’t be silenced anymore, Max. I- I need someone to speak for me.” 

“We’ll be speaking for you,” Max promised, leaning his forehead against hers. “I’ll… I don’t care if it ruins my own career, I just know yours cannot be ruined because of me. I’ll be here for you, schatje. Just have me.”

[kaenbl4ze]

Hi! I just reread Read You Lima Charlie for the millionth time. It's probably one of my favorite SEAL Buck fics, and I've combed through the whole tag multiple times. I know it's a bit of an older fic, but do you have any plans on continuing the AU somehow? I'd love to read more of that AU or hear your headcanons if you have any!

Hello hello! Thank you so much, you have no idea how excited I am to hear that! Please do feel free to ask any and all questions about the AU or my headcanons and I'd be more than happy to answer <3

I know it's been a hot minute (sorry heh work and life got a bit hectic) but I do have a draft of a fun little sequel sitting in my google docs which I've been writing on and off. Alas I am a perfectionist and also a slow writer so it's been in limbo.. BUT it is definitely there and almost done and will come out at some point! I hope!!

In the meantime thank you for reading and asking about it and being so patient and i love you so here's a little sneak peak action scene from the draft:

[tw graphic depictions of violence, blood/gore, death]

“Where’ve you been?” Steve’s eyes did a quick sweep over Buck’s body, analytical, checking for injuries. Noticed Buck’s empty hands. “Where’s your rifle?”

“I was doing the laundry!” Buck replied through gritted teeth, eyes wide with exasperation.

He looked back around the corner of the building as Steve spoke behind him; soldiers dragging off the wounded away from the blast site, his teammates spread around with the other troops and suppressing the flow of insurgents, a few enemy fighters slipping through the gaps in fire, spraying bullets into the base in wide sweeping arcs before being shot down. 

“I don’t have a sidearm to give you. Head back to the armoury, grab your shit – give Command the sitrep on your way.”

Buck hummed in the affirmative, still scanning the combat zone, and was about to turn around and heed Steve’s instruction, but at the last moment caught sight of a combatant sneaking around behind a stack of crates. Slung over the man’s shoulder was a rocket launcher, and time seemed to slow as he swung the weapon around, gripped it tight, and levelled it at a cluster of infantrymen.

Buck saw red.

“Buckley!” Steve hissed, clawing at Buck’s sleeve in an attempt to stop him from sprinting towards the stray tango, but Buck slipped through his grip. He was too fast. Too focused. The last thing he heard was Steve muttering under his breath, “I swear that Kid is not right in the head.”

Planting a foot against a wall mid-run, Buck used his momentum to bound off and vault one-handed over the crates. He was airborne for half a second before colliding with his target in a spear tackle, bringing them both tumbling to the ground. The launcher clattered across the floor, and the two men engaged in a tangled mess of hand-to-hand combat.

Buck channelled his silent rage into the fight – got the large man into a grapple, caught an elbow to the mouth in the process, twisted the man’s arms as he yanked at Buck’s clothes. Buck had no gun. But he remembered, belatedly, that he did have a knife. Regrettably not one of his fixed-blades, but a folding knife that he had slipped into the pocket of his shorts a few days ago while rearranging his loadout. It would have to do.

The guy was a dirty fighter, strong, but he was sloppy. Poorly trained. More holes in his form than swiss cheese, and Buck fully intended to exploit them.

Buck ate a punch straight to his nose; didn’t let the sharp flash of pain or the momentary blur in his vision slow him down. He lunged straight for the opening in his opponent’s stance that he knew would be left undefended, torquing body mass and manipulating limbs to get the man into a one-armed chokehold against Buck’s chest. He quickly reached into his pocket with his free hand, flicked the lever to deploy the blade, and plunged it deep into the man’s neck right where Buck knew his jugular rested. 

With a jerk of his arms, simultaneously pulling the knife towards himself and twisting the man’s head away, he was met with a spray of hot blood and a wet gurgle.

Steve rounded the crates with his weapon raised right as the body dropped to the ground with a dull thump. Buck hung his head, catching his breath from the exertion and letting the blood from the blows to his face drip from his nose and dribble out of his mouth. He ran his teeth over his bottom lip to cut off the string of bloody saliva, then spat out the viscous mess into the sand. Beside him, Steve strode forward, glanced down at the body, and exhaled sharply through his nose.

In his peripherals, Buck caught a flash of movement. He whirled around instinctively, and in the same motion whipped his arm and let the blood-slick knife fly out of his hand. 

Two bullets from Steve’s rifle landed at the centre of the combatant's chest just a moment before Buck’s blade hit its mark, buried up to the hilt in the hollow of his throat. The man stumbled, eyes wide, and collapsed to the ground as his legs buckled beneath him. His weapon flew out of his hands in the fall, and his momentum carried his body a couple more feet before it finally slid to a twitching stop.

Buck straightened, scrunching his nose tentatively and sniffing. A deep buzzing sensation underscored the cacophony of battle around him, heartbeat steady and powerful in his core, fingertips thrumming with energy, vision crisp and vibrant. He blinked. Then, he turned to Steve, nonchalant.

“I had that.”

[nostalgicamerica]

My Weight-Loss Journey

Over the last three decades, despite a relatively active lifestyle, my weight has steadily increased a pound or two per year. I could see it was becoming a problem every morning in my foggy bathroom mirror.

I finally realized that I had to do something about it last fall when I walked out onto my porch one morning. The neighbor's kitten came over to say good morning and got caught up in my gravitational field and went into orbit around my waistline.

It was then I started looking into different diets. Keto, Caveman, high fat, low carb, lima bean, Atkins. Holy crap! The number of different diet choices were staggering. Greater still were the numbers of dieticians and nutritionists shrieking that this diet is best and only a booger-eater would choose that diet.

After a bit of cogitation, I started researching the Carnivore diet.

It sounded right up my alley: eating nothing but meat, cheese, eggs, and dairy products, and drinking water. And I could eat bacon. Basically, I could eat anything that is animal-based.

The bacon thing sold it for me.

The week before Thanksgiving 2023 I started my new diet plan. You might think that dieting during the holidays wasn't a grand idea, and you'd be right. Eating nothing but meat while watching my family chowing down on traditional holiday meals (turkey and all the fixings for Thanksgiving, and ham and all the fixings for Christmas) and stuffing their faces with cookies and candy and pie and everything else associated with the holidays was as much fun as stuffing a cactus up my rectum.

But I stuck to it.

To this point in my life I had never been disciplined about anything related to food, but somewhere along the way I found the strength to keep anything not indicated by the diet out of my pie hole. (except coffee - I'll be cold, dead, and buried before I stop drinking coffee.)

And the weight came off. 3,4,5 pounds a week. It seemed to literally melting off me. My initial goal was 50 pounds by the end of February and then I'd transition to something more sustainable.

It wasn't easy, at times, especially during the first 2 or 3 weeks. I bought some bite-size sugar free candy to take the edge off for the times when I was jonesing for sugar. And I ate a ton of bacon.

By Christmas Eve I had lost 20.5 pounds. By January's close I had dropped 34 pounds. On January 8th, 2024 I got out of the shower and looked down and saw my penis without a mirror for the first time since about 2003. Also, I could see a six-pack peeking from behind what remains of my belly fat. As of this writing I'm down 39 Pounds. I have a few more days to go, but I don't think I will hit 50. But that's okay.

On March 1st I will start introducing fruits and veggies and whole grains to my diet. I intend to stay away from cane sugar and continue drinking only water.

There have been some negatives along the way. 1. I now abhor the sight of steak. 2. My dog won't stop licking my legs. 3. I have had to go out and buy essentially a new wardrobe.

What I've learned - coupled with portion control - is that 90% of weight loss happens in the kitchen, and the plain fact that bacon makes everything better.

Even though I didn't meet my first goal of 50, I intend to keep going until I've met my ultimate goal of 60. I know I can do it by the end of this year.

I don't know if this will work for everyone; I only relate what I did and what happened. Overall I feel great, I am sleeping great, and my spousal unit says I look better than I have since the beginning of the Clinton administration, although she wants to buy a new car so she may be playing me...

There is enough info about the carnivore diet on the interweb-thingee so I won't add anything else except to say if I can do it, anyone can.

[lantur]

I got back from Peru this morning after an overnight flight from Lima. :) It's been wonderful to be with Derek and Westin again, and to nap and relax after a 10-day trip!

Unorganized thoughts,

The Inca Trail was the most intense, demanding physical experience of my life. The group my friend and I were with hiked 26 miles/41 kilometers over 4 days, in rough terrain including the highlands of the Andes, the Amazon, and the cloud forests of Peru. The hike was at altitude, at an elevation nearing 13,828 feet/4,215 meters - which I struggled with, coming from living at sea level. I learned that I'm fit on sea level, but NOT at altitude. I also caught a pretty bad cold from another group member overnight on Day 3, which made Day 3 and Day 4's hikes extra challenging.

We were up at 4:30 AM every morning (3:30 AM on our final day to reach Machu Picchu), and due to my slower pace/altitude struggles, I usually had ~10-12 hours of hiking steep inclines and inclines. It was really so hard and I had to be very careful on the steep, rocky steps. The hiking poles saved me! We had to ascend and descend four mountains over the course of our hike. Ascents were really challenging for me due to shortness of breath at altitude. Descents were easier on my cardiovascular system, but required a lot of concentration to make sure I didn't miss my footing and fall down steep, uneven stone steps. Each step was about 12 to 18 inches high, which is significant for my friend and I, who are under five feet tall.

We also camped every night for 3 nights, in tents, which I've never done before. Our group bonded over the struggles of surviving the hideous campsite bathrooms, not being able to shower for four days, finding safe and private places to use the bathroom in the wild, staying warm at night, staying dry in the constant rain on day 2, and our feet and legs killing us at the end of the day. We ate every breakfast, lunch, dinner, and teatime together, and I liked everyone in the group. :) We enjoyed our time together and talked a lot.

We got to explore several Inca ruins on the way to Machu Picchu, and Machu Picchu itself was incredible. The scenery and views along the hike - the mountains, the jungle, the cloud forest - made it worth it, despite how physically difficult it was. I've never seen anything like it before. The sound of the birds singing in the jungle, the llamas and alpacas in the mountains, the butterflies, the rainforest flora... That was amazing.

One of my favorite memories was Thursday morning, when we all woke up at 3:30 AM and hiked in the dark to be among the first at the checkpoint to enter. We all brushed our teeth in the forest around the trail and hung out until the sun rose at 5:30 AM and we could enter the park. :)

My friend and I spent Friday chilling out in Cusco and recovering from our hike. We were SO tired when we got back to our hotel on Thursday night, and so relieved to finally shower and sleep in a real bed. We traveled from Cusco to Lima to Atlanta/Miami to Minneapolis. I got home this morning around 10:45 and I've literally just been sitting on the sofa or napping. Doing post-trip laundry was the big accomplishment of the day, lmao.

This was such an adventure. I'm so glad I could do it, and return safe. It was wonderful to experience South America for the first time, and I hope to go back many times. It was wonderful to completely disconnect with no phone/internet while I was in the mountains. The whole experience was a test of my physical and mental endurance, and my ability to be out of my comfort zone - but as I told my friend when we got back, while I was on the trail, simply focusing on nature and getting through each ascent and descent safely, it let me forget about the things I've experienced this year. My dad dying, estrangement from my mom, the ongoing interpersonal stresses at work. It was a great way to close out my 30th year, which has also been my hardest year.

My 31st birthday is tomorrow. :)

[catindabag]

TBOSAS AU ✨CRACK! TAKE✨: The 10th HG Mentors According to Drunk Dean Highbottom. (Part 3)

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Thank you for reaching part three of this TBOSAS Crack!AU, but I’ll still advise the new readers to read part one for context, but here are all the parts anyway: [1] [2] [4]

⭐️MENTORS⭐️

Hilarious Evans Bee (Hilarius Heavensbee)

Who names their own kid hilarious?!🤣

You’re gonna get bullied forever.

Your father is weird and creepy AF.

To be honest, I don’t want your parents anywhere near my school.

Your family is rich, but thankfully not Mama Cardew money rich.

By the way, what does your family even do for a living?🧐

And don’t tell me again that your ancestors only got filthy rich by selling a certain powdery substance that I can’t legally name.

Doesn’t understand how money works.

Thinks he’s part of the cool kids club.

Likes talking to garbage boy.

Has delinquent tendencies.

Your mother acts like a living & breathing CCTV.

Likes to buy banned films that were produced centuries ago.

Stop bringing your freaky chihuahua to school!

Currently on his “legally blonde” era.

Feels oppressed by his strict but super creepy family all the time.

You suck at playing Capitol Monopoly.

I might give you a demerit for that reason alone.😂

Doesn’t know what a deadline is.😩

By the way, your mother gave me a weird looking cake as a “compensation” gift.

Gave his own father a restraining order to never approach any of his classmates, especially the pretty boys (Crassus & Philip) and girls (Cannibal & Clam Asia) for some reason.😰

Tell your freaking father to never flirt with my former boyfriend (Crassus) again!😡

Is ready to commit arson, than attend a family gathering.

Will NEVER win the Hunger Games. Rather, he will destroy the Arena, taking down everyone with him, just to piss off his family.

Acne Crane (Arachne Crane)

Is loud, boisterous, and obnoxious AF.

Can gossip about anything and everything.

Used to be the “Sandwich Queen” of Panem.

Tried to steal my super secret blueberry tart recipe.

Hates doing her own homework.

Hates the Plinth boy for stealing her “sandwich” title.

Hates how Crassus and Philip were considered prettier than her.

Bullies “Chemistry Girl” for being a nerd.

Blackmailed half of the class to do her essay assignments.

Is manipulative, but stupid.

A certain infamous family ate her maid.

Hates “Cannibal Girl” for some specific reason.🧐

Accidentally gave me money for looking like a homeless bum. I was drunk!

Stop throwing me your worthless coins! I’m the freaking Dean of the school!😫

Her older brother is very likable, but unfortunately, he is not the favorite child of the family.

Your family only got rich by owning the largest “Airbnb” chain in all of Panem.

Most of her family members are a bunch of “all year round vacationers.”

Bribed her own mother not to attend The Academy’s annual PTA meeting.

Her family’s mansion looks more like a luxurious hotel.

Knows how to balance a spoon on her nose.

Will NEVER win the Hunger Games. I just have a feeling that someone might incapacitate her before going to the Arena.

Bias Green (Gaius Breen)

Does not know his left from his right.

Sucks at directions.

Is the true ✨Class Clown✨.

The Citadel Brat of Panem.

Very friendly & extremely likable.

Green is not his favorite color.☹️

Gave me a can of lima beans for my birthday.

Has a feral pet raccoon.

Likes to adopt stray dogs for some reason.

Is not allowed to drive a car.

Your mama owns the Capitol Zoo.

Tell your mama to fix and renovate that damn zoo already!

No offense, but your family’s mansion looks more like a jungle.

Does not know how to ride a bike.

Smuggled illegal sexy magazines into my office as a dare. Almost got me fired.😡🔪

Has no enemies except for me and that rabid squirrel that once ate his pop tarts.

Stole my driver’s car keys and tossed them in the school fountain to delay me from going home to check his assignments.

Seriously, stop stealing my car keys!!😫

Is a certified delinquent.

Knows the password to Dr. Gaul’s personal computer by accident.

Might be immune to rabies.

Accidental winner of The Academy’s ✨Mr. Congeniality✨ title.

Will only win the Hunger Games if his jokes can make everyone else cringe to death.

You Know Flips (Juno Phipps)

She’ll use her family lineage to get away with murder.

The ✨Queen✨ of Nepo babies.

Your family is powerful and secretive AF.

Haven’t you heard? She’s a member of a founding family of the Capitol.🙄💅

Acts like royalty, but is practically royalty.

Spoiled and entitled AF, and everyone knows it.

Seriously, stop using your family name to get out of detention!😠

And don’t ever steal and dye my favorite winter coat hot pink again!

Owns 10 dogs, 15 cats, 30 rabbits, 70 well-trained horses, and 100 hummingbirds for no reason.

Gave me a gigantic horse as an “apology” gift.

Also, tell your himbo of a father that he can’t bring 200 living turkeys (again) at our next PTA meeting as a sign of peace and prosperity.

Reasonably unreasonable.

Your family’s mansion looks more like a medieval castle.

Is part of my Mean Girls List.

Is obsessed with fashion.

Knows every seasonal fashion trend ever.

Yes, I know. The Hunger Games will cease to exist if you ever got reaped as a Tribute, ‘cuz your “noble” family will burn Panem to the ground if that ever happened.

Iffy Genial Most (Iphigenia Moss)

Your parents gave you a cursed name.

Looks skeletal AF.

Likes to give away her food for free.

But seriously, don’t force feed your classmates to death.

You’re a living choking hazard.

Might have stolen my precious pet goldfish out of spite.

Has severe “daddy issues” too.

Doesn’t know how to cook to save her life.

By the way, why didn’t you invite me to your “All You Can Eat” birthday party?!😭

Embezzled the class funds for makeup.

Might be another juvenile criminal.

Very very sneaky.

Likes to buy expensive lipsticks.

Your family literally controls the food industry.

So why are my freaking groceries still expensive AF?!

Your big ass house looks more like a grocery store.

Honestly, I might just do my groceries at your place.

Also, I’ve heard that you gave a certain student a truck load of cabbages last year.

Can stab someone with her eyeliner.

Manipulative AF.

Is on her “Good Girl” era.

Will NEVER win the Hunger Games. Just look at her! She’s thin as a stick!

Insomnia Sicko? Insignia Sicko? (Vipsania Sickle)

A true “Gym Gal.”

Your favorite aunt works for me!

Is competitive AF.

Is a certified gym bro and athlete.

Can easily throw people like a sack of potatoes.

Your family own the largest gym in the Capitol.

Your father can crush anyone with his left thumb. I’ve seen him do it before.

Your mama is also muscular AF.

By the way, stop leaving your stupid dumbbells on my desk! I can’t f*ckin’ lift them!😫🔪

Loves to party and drink posca after school.

Will challenge you to a dance battle.

High survival rate.

Can crush a grown man’s head with a book.

Is sometimes mean to me.☹️

Smiles like a scheming cat with a knife.

Will most likely and literally backstab people to death.

Can and will blackmail anyone to buy her those expensive energy drinks.

Loves to eat strawberry waffles.

Likes to win in everything and anything.

Cannot be easily trusted.

Will most likely win the Hunger Games through sheer will and brute force.

[blogwelberfotos-blog]

OCONNOR NAMOROU; ELEN ROCHE ATRIZ, MODELO, APRESENTADORA, MECANICA, DESIGNER, COSTUREIRA, MAQUEADORA DE FILMES, E PORNO, ELA ERA PORNO PLAYBOY, MAIS COM 17 ANOS DE IDADE 3MESES SEM SEXO COM AIDS, PEDIU PARA OCONNOR REMEDIOS QUE CURAM AIDS DOENCA DE SEXO, O TENOR CRIOU O REMEDIO ELA CUROU APOS TER 18 ANOS DE IDADE, ELA PEDIU O`CONNOR EM NAMORO 1 MES DE NAMORO ATE ELA SER PARTE DE TVGLOBO E SBT TV, SILVO SANTOS, ELA FICOU NO SBT TV DURANTE 1 ANO. SUMIU MAIS ESTA VIVA POR INFORMANTES DE FAMILIA NORTE AMERICANAS.

ANA SAA MODELO ATRIZ DE SBTTV, ELA ERA MODELO CRIANCA APOS FAZER 14 ANOS PEDIU OCONNOR EM NAMORO, 1 MES, ELA FOI COLOCADA EM SBT TV EM UM PROGRAMA COM NOME CUMPLICE DE UM RESGATE E SMIU APOS OS PRIMEIROS EPISODIOS MAIS ESTA VIVA.

MARINAS RUY BORBOSA ELAS DUPLA DE RUIVAS, UMA GORDINHA DO ABC OUTRA NORTE AMERICANA, AMBAS MODELOS, QUE DESCOBRIRAM QUE VENDIAM QUALQUER PRODUTO POR 10 REAIS E MONTARAM UMA LOJA DE 10 REAIS EM SAO PAULO E FORAM TRANSFORMADAS EM MENINAS PRODIGIOS MODELOS E ATRIZES DE TV GLOBO, QUANDO ELAS PEDIRAM O CONNOR WELBERFOTOS EM NAMORO, 1 MES DE NAMORO COM AS DUAS, APOS 1 MES ELAS SUMIRAM E FORAM MORAR EM NEW YORK.

MILENA TOSCANO, MODELO E ATRIZ MAIS FEZ PORNO, ELA QUANDO DOENTE DE AIDS E SIFILIS DOENCAS DO SEXO, CRIOU UMA ONG NOME REDNOSE, A MARCA VENDE ROUPAS E SKATE TENIS FAMOSA NO BRASIL, ELA PEDIU EM NAMORO OCONNOR E DISSE QUE ELE NAMOROU MUITAS ATRIZES MAIS DE 10 E NUNCA DIVULGOU, ELE ACEITOU O NAMORO E MOSTROU OS MOTIVOS, AS EX NAMORADAS E ESPOSAS SO QUERIAM DIVERSAO E PASSEIOS MAIS NUNCA ALGO IMPORTANTE MESMO REMEDIOS APENAS NAMORICOS DE ARTISTAS, A MODELO CASOU COM OCONNOR NA TEMPLO DE ABC PRACA DO CARMO APELIDO, NO MESMO DIA DESCOSOU FALANDO PARA O DON EUZEBIO AINDA VIVO NA EPOCA QUE ELA SE CASOU PARA DEPOIS SEPARAR QUE ACHA ENGRACADO, COM ISSO OCONNOR E DON EUZEBIO BISPO DE TEMPLO CATOLICO REI W PREFEITURAS MUNDIAIS DISSE QUASE JUNTOS O CASAMENTO E SERIEDADE DE DOIS SERES QUE SE AMAO E SE PROTEJAM PARA POSSIVEL IMORTALIDADE. SAGRADO MATRIMONIO NOME. ELA FOI EMBORA E SUMIU.

SELENA GOMEZ ATRIZ APRESENTADORA E MILEY SIRUS CANTORA E MESMO SELENA GOMEZ CANTORA, A EQUIPE 3 GAY TRAVESTIS CANTORES E NADA MAIS, AS SELENAS GOMEZ TVGLOBO FILHA DE JUSTIN BIBER FOI ASSASSINADA INVESTIGACOES MINHAS MUNDIAIS MOSTRARAM QUE FOI SEXO COLETIVO ALERTAM SUA FILHAS, A SELENA GOMEZ ATUAL SERIA SANDY LIMA GARCIA A MILEY SIRUS E TOP BEATS, ELA TAMBEM SERIA BANDA MARRO 5 COM DE HOMEM, ELA SENDO FILHA DE KEANU REVEENS ATOR MESTRE DE ARTES MARCIAIS, NOME VERDADEIRO ALDO LIMA GARCIA ELE DE SAO LUIZ DO MARALHAO.

[chaletnz]

Paracas to Lima

I went for lunch at the Arena café, I chose a vanilla latte with a passionfruit bbq chicken sandwich. It was quite a saucy, messy sandwich to eat and I was totally harassed by flies the entire time I sat there. The three girls working there were slowly cleaning the tables and sweeping the floor around me which was pretty awkward as the only customer in there! When I paid and left I’m sure they overcharged me too. I walked down the boardwalk which was much busier than the main street although it was full of people hawking for restaurants and tours trying to bring in customers. Every single one made a beeline for me so I had to walk all the way to the end just to find a quite spot to sit down alone for a while! I watched some teenagers trying to destroy each other with sandballs, wrote some of my blog, and ate the remainder of my sandwich. I then headed back to the hotel to collect my laundry and repack my bag but it wasn’t quite ready yet so I charged up my phone and used the wifi to watch some Netflix inside since I was getting burnt being out all day in the sun. I went out for another walk in the later afternoon and found myself a delicious churro caliente for just 2 soles, I wished I’d bought a second one! There were a lot of small convenience stores around so I found a large cold bottle of water for the bus ride to Lima and this time when I returned my laundry was finished. I packed up my bag and then took it down the street to the meeting point to wait for the bus to Lima and take the opportunity to charge my phone. Unfortunately the bus was delayed by at least 30 minutes and the drive seemed to take forever, it was after midnight by the time we arrived in Lima and then I was the last passenger aboard heading out towards the airport. One of the guides got up over the intercom and begged for tips at least 3 times, I have to wonder if it worked because I think only one or two people gave her anything. My guide Leo left the bus about 45 minutes before I finally did and at the final destination – a random gas station opposite the airport, I was left to wait for my own Uber to my hotel about another 5 minutes down the road. They wouldn’t drop me off there even though it was 1:30am, they’d rather leave me on the side of the road in Lima. I waited about ten minutes for my Uber, watching the driver drive further away from my location. I cancelled the trip and walked over to a nearby Holiday Inn, which luckily had a helpful concierge working who was able to summon me a taxi to my hotel which got me there by 2am. The taxi driver woke up the receptionist and made sure I was safely inside before he left, and the receptionist took my money promising change in the morning. I was led to my very basic room with a very dirty floor and could finally get some sleep before my flight to Iquitos in the morning.

[agendaculturaldelima]

 #Deportivo

🏆 Liga 1 Max 2024 [Jornada #3 – Torneo Clausura]

⚽ Universitario vs. Alianza Lima 🏃

📝 Alineaciones:

👥 Universitario: Sebastián Britos; Aldo Corzo©, Williams Riveros, Matías Di Benedetto; Andy Polo, Rodrigo Ureña, Martín Pérez Guedes, Jairo Concha, Nelson Cabanillas; Alex Valera y Edison Flores. DT: Fabián Bustos (Argentina)

👥 Alianza Lima: Angelo Campos; Erick Noriega, Carlos Zambrano, Renzo Garcés; Adrián Arregui©, Juan Pablo Freytes, Catriel Castillo, Sebastián Rodríguez, Franco Zanelatto; Hernán Barcos y Pablo Sabbag. DT: Alejandro Restrepo (Colombia).  

👤 Árbitro: Kevin Ortega (CONAR)

📌 IMPERDIBLE:

📆 Viernes 26 de Julio

🕗 8:30pm.  

🏟 Estadio Monumental (Ate)

🎫 Entrada Popular: S/.30

🖱 Reservas: https://www.ticketmaster.pe/event/universitario-vs-alianza--fecha-3-liga-1-clausura-2024-259978623

💫 Transmisión:

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[mga-salita-ni-kiro]

Isa.

Sa kolehiyo tayo nagkakilala.

Tanda ko pa, ang bawat araw ay binabalot ng mahika.

Araw-araw kang niligawan at kinulit na para bang mga bata.

Hanggang sa nakuha na ang matamis mong sagot na nagbuklod sa ating dalawa.

Dalawa.

Napuno ako ng mga problema.

Pero, hindi mo ko hinayaan na harapin ang lahat ng mag-isa.

Sa hirap at ginhawa, ikaw ang kasama.

Talagang masasabi ko na ibang klase ka, sinta.

Tatlo.

Dahil sa pandemya, lumiit ang mundo.

Pansamantala, tayo ay nagkalayo.

Gumawa ng paraan, upang tayo ay mabuo.

Nakasama kita sa ilalim ng iisang bubong, at doon na naging magulo.

Apat.

Inaamin ko, ako ay hindi naging tapat.

Napadalas ang mga away, maliit man o kasinlaki ng dagat.

Bawat kasalanan kahit nasa nakaraan na ay naungkat.

Pagmamahal ay hindi naging sapat.

Lima.

Mukhang ito na ang huling pahina.

Nawala na ang koneksyon at hindi na nagkaintindihan pa.

Hindi na din alam, kung sino ba ang mali at tama.

Sa huli, hinayaan kang tapusin na ang ating istorya.

Limang taon.

Madaming hinayaan na mga pagkakataon.

Masyadong nabulag sa kahapon.

Kaya ngayon ay nakakulong sa mga pagsisisi, na parang nasa isang kahon.

Kiro - Limang taon sa isang kahon., 3 AM

[revieeews]

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Institutos peruanos

Institutos de Educación Superior Públicos de Lima Metropolitana

•INSTITUTOS PÚBLICO

Lima Centro+

1.- IESTP Argentina – Cercado de Lima

Carreras: Administración de Empresas, Computación e Informática y Contabilidad)

Página Web Institucional: http://www.istpargentina.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://web.facebook.com/instituto.argentina

2.- IESTP Arturo Sabroso Montoya – La Victoria

Carreras: Computación e Informática – Contabilidad – Enfermería Técnica – Prótesis Dental – Secretariado Ejecutivo.

Página Web Institucional: http://www.iestpasm.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://es-la.facebook.com/iestparturosabrosomontoya

3.- IESTP Diseño y Comunicación – Cercado de Lima

Carreras: Comunicación Audiovisual, Diseño de Interiores, Diseño de Modas y Diseño Publicitario.

Página Web Institucional: https://idc.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/institutoidc

4.- IESTP José Pardo – La Victoria

Carreras: Electrónica Industrial, Electrotecnia Industrial (Electricidad), Metalurgia, Computación e Informática, Mecánica de Producción, Mecánica Automotriz – Construcción Civil.

Página Web Institucional: https://www.jpardo.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JosePardo.Oficial

5.- IESTP María Rosario Aráoz Pinto – San Miguel

Carreras: Administración de Empresas, Computación e Informática, Construcción Civil, Contabilidad, Diseño Gráfico, Diseño Publicitario, Mecánica Automotriz, Mecánica de Producción, Secretariado Ejecutivo.

Página Web Institucional: https://institutoaraozpinto.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/iestpmrap/

6.- IESTP Naciones Unidas – Pueblo Libre

Carrera: Cosmética Dermatológica

Página Web Institucional: http://institutonacionesunidas.drelm.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://es-la.facebook.com/IESTNNUU/

Lima Este+

1.- IESTP Huaycán – Ate

Carreras: Computación e Informática, Electrónica Industrial, Enfermería Técnica, Mecánica Automotriz.

Página Web Institucional: https://iestphuaycan.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Iestp-Huaycan-106691364749548/

2.- IESTP Magda Portal – Cieneguilla

Carreras: Administración de Servicios y Hostelería

Página Web Institucional: http://institutomagdaportal.drelm.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/iestpmagdaportalcieneguilla/

3.- IESTP Manuel Seoane Corrales – San Juan de Lurigancho

Carreras: Computación E Informática, Contabilidad, Electrotecnia Industrial, Enfermería Técnica, Mecánica Automotriz, Mecánica de Producción, Química Industrial.

Página Web Institucional: http://institutomanuelseoane.drelm.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://es-la.facebook.com/InstitutoSeoane/

4.- IESTP Misioneros Monfortianos – Chaclacayo

Carreras: Desarrollo de los Sistemas de Información, Enfermería Técnica y Mecatrónica Automotriz

Página Web Institucional: http://institutomisionerosmonfortianos.drelm.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IESTPMisionerosMonfortianosOficial

5.- IESTP Ramiro Prialé Prialé – Lurigancho

Carreras: Computación e Informática, Contabilidad, Cosmética Dermatológica y Enfermería Técnica

Página Web Institucional: https://www.iestpramiropriale.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/institutoprialepriale

 

Lima Norte+

1.- IESTP Carlos Cueto Fernandini – Comas

Carreras: Administración de Empresas, Computación e Informática, Contabilidad, Electrónica Industrial, Electrotecnia Industrial, Mecánica Automotriz, Mecánica de Producción, Metalurgia y Técnica en Laboratorio Clínico.

Página Web Institucional: https://carloscueto.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/instituto.cueto

2.- IESTP Luis Negreiros Vega – San Martín de Porres

Carreras: Computación e Informática,Contabilidad, Electrónica Industrial, Mecánica Automotriz y Mecánica de Producción.

Página Web Institucional: https://www.iestpluisnegreiros.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://es-la.facebook.com/IESTP.LNV/

3.- IESTP Manuel Arévalo Cáceres – Los Olivos

Carreras: Computación e Informática, Enfermería Técnica e Industrias Alimentarias.

Página Web Institucional: http://institutomanuelarevalo.drelm.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/iestpmanuelarevalocaceres/

 

Lima Sur+

1.- IESTP Antenor Orrego Espinoza – Chorrillos

Carreras: Administración Industrial, Computación e Informática, Contabilidad, Electrónica Industrial, Enfermería Técnica, Mecánica Automotriz y Técnica en Farmacia.

Página Web Institucional: http://www.iestpantenororrego.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/iestpantenororrego/

2.- IESTP Gilda Liliana Ballivian Rosado – San Juan de Miraflores

Carreras: Administración de empresas, computación e informática, construcción civil, contabilidad, electrónica industrial, electrotecnia industrial, mecánica automotriz y mecánica de producción.

Página Web Institucional: http://iestpgildaballivian.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IESTPGILDABALLIVIANOFICIAL

3.- IESTP Juan Velasco Alvarado – Villa María del Triunfo

Carreras: Computación e Informática, Contabilidad, Enfermería Técnica, Mecánica Automotriz y Técnica en Farmacia.

Página Web Institucional: https://www.iestpjva.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/iestpjuanvelascoalvarado

4.- IESTP Julio César Tello – Villa el Salvador

Carreras: Administración de Empresas, Computación e Informática, Contabilidad, Electrotecnia Industrial, Mecánica Automotriz, Mecánica de Producción y Secretariado Ejecutivo.

Página Web Institucional: https://www.iestpjctello.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/institutojuliocesartello

5.- IESTP Lurín – Lurín

Carreras: Computación e Informática, Contabilidad y Prótesis Dental

Página Web Institucional: http://institutolurin.drelm.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/iestplurinOFICIAL

6.- IESTP San Francisco de Asís – Villa María del Triunfo

Carreras: Contabilidad y Electrotecnia Industrial.

Página Web Institucional: http://www.iestpsfa.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Instituto-San-Francisco-de-Asis-114481016768501

7.- IESTP Villa María – Villa María

Carreras: Computación e Informática, Cosmética Dermatológica, Enfermería Técnica e Industrias Alimentarias.

Página Web Institucional: https://iestpvillamaria.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/iestpvillamariaoficialperu

IEST por convenio+

1.- IESTP Fe y Alegría 61 – Villa el Salvador

Carrera: Producción de Confecciones

Página Web Institucional: En Proceso

Facebook: https://web.facebook.com/institutofya61 

2.- IESTP Fe y Alegría 75 – San Juan de Miraflores

Carreras: Administración de Hoteles y Restaurantes; Planeamiento y Control de Proyectos de Construcción; Producción de Confecciones.

Página Web Institucional: https://www.iestpfeyalegria75.edu.pe/

Facebook: https://web.facebook.com/institutofeyalegria75

 

Instituto de Educación Superior Pedagógico+

1.- IESP Manuel  Gonzáles Prada – Villa el Salvador

Carreras: Educación Inicial; Educación Primaria; Educación Secundaria en cuatro (04) especialidades: Ciencias Sociales; Ciencia, Tecnología y Ambiente; Comunicación y Matemática.

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Escuela de Educación Superior+

1.- EESPP Emilia Barcia Boniffatti – Cercado de Lima

Carreras: Educación Inicial

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[erraticfairymagic]

when i was little, my mother read me the book A Bad Case Of Stripes, which is about a girl who never ate lima beans and ended up like becoming a human chameleon in that whatever pattern she was thinking of, it would appear on her skin.

i was like "i want magic skin wtf?" so i started insisting lima beans be present at every meal which is like. the exact opposite of the direction the book went.

i never got to be stripey and it's bc 3 year old Annie didn't listen to stories well enough.

[cheanqt14]

"Ang Aking Talambuhay"

Una kong nasilayan ang mundo noong Nobyembre 14, 2004 sa Purok 1, Kalawag 3, Isulan, Sultan Kudarat. Sa pagkakataong iyon, napagdesisyonan ng aking mga magulang na sina Renato at Rufina na pangalanan akong Cherry Ann na siyang mungkahi ng aking panganay na ate. Lima kaming magkakapatid, apat na babae at isang lalaki.

Limang taong gulang ako noong pina-enroll ako ng aking ina sa Agape Learning Center. Pansin ko na mahiyain ako noon kaya't konti lang ang aking mga kaibigan. Gayunpaman, hindi ito naging hadlang upang manguna ako sa aming klase. Nagtapos ako ng kinder 2 bilang valedictorian at ipinasok sa Isulan Central School SPED Center noong ako'y tumuntong ng Baitang-1. Medyo marami na akong naging kaibigan at nakapagtapos rin ako ng elementarya na may karangalan.

Pumasok ako sa paaralang Isulan National High School at kasama sa Special Program for the Arts sa Creative Writing na espesyalisasyon hanggang makapagtapos ako ng sekondarya. Marami akong nadiskubreng hilig at talento. Isa na rito ang pagsusulat ng mga tula, storya, sanaysay, chess board game, volleyball, crochet at iba pa. Mas pinagbutihan ko pa kung kaya't mas lalo pa akong gumaling dito sa paglipas ng mga panahon. Nanatili pa ring matataas ang aking grado kaya't masaya ang aking pamilya.

Lumipat kami ng tirahan sa Heneral Santos noong ako'y magbabaitang-11. Dahil nga gusto kong kaugnay lamang sa larangang medisina ang kursong kukunin ko sa kolehiyo, nag-enroll ako sa General Santos Doctors' Medical School Foundation, Inc. pagtungtong ko sa baitang-11. Naging masaya ako dahil mas marami akong naging kaibigan. Patuloy ko pa ring kinakamit ang aking pangarap at hinding hindi ako susuko hanggang maabot ko ito.

[crispyfryenperu]

Lima: 3 WEEKS THIS TIME

It was sooo chaotic. On the 7th of December, all in one day the president of Peru tried to dissolve congress, and then Congress voted out the president. Then the military backed congress, and a few hours later the the first female president of Peru was sworn in. It was all insane, but seemingly peaceful, so I continued happily with my life. A few days later I even went to Lima to hang out with my friends.

After returning, I was living life at site, and on the 14th of December, we received a message from our Safety and Security team, that we needed to pack clothes for three days and go to our evacuation point - the number of protests and blockades on the country’s freeways were too many to ignore. My site mate and I packed our things quickly, and went to the municipality to say good bye to our friends and socios. Our friends were extremely sad, and they toasted us good bye with macerado (pisco with fruit), and Christmas paneton. Many people cried. I didn’t cry, because I really thought we’d be back in two days, although after what happened with the pandemic evacuation and my friend Amber, I did pack my swimsuit, passports, Chivito, speaker and chargers, aka all the important stuff. My site mate, another close volunteer and I took the bus to the hotel in Lima and met the other volunteers there. Worried they would quickly give us rules not to leave the hotel, we went out shopping for pisco and ramen. 

Our last minute goodbye party, with our friends from the old municipality and the municipality dog. 

They then moved us to a nicer hotel, and didn’t give us anymore rules. It was nostalgic to be back with my training group, the bubbly economic group and all the on-the-spectrum engineers. We also got to meet the new group of health and youth development volunteers. They recently completed training and were only in-site about 3 days before everyone was evacuated to Lima.  My friends and I started training for the Amazon River race. On our way to linner, we’d often take the train, then bike a mile, then take a bus. We ate Indian food, vegan ceviche, Mexican food, pizza, arepas, poke, Vietnamese food, açaí bowls, Chinese food, and GREAT matcha boba. Our hotel was in a very asian and vegan area- amazing. And i met a response volunteer who grew up in El Salvador, so we cooked beans, platanos, and something else that I can’t pronounce or spell. 

VEGAN CEVICHE! It also comes with fried chicken, made out of eggplant. It was incredibly good but also incredibly greasy and almost couldn’t eat it. Not sure if it’s meant to go in the ceviche or separate.

On Christmas my group of volunteers did a White Elephant gift exchange. The limit was 25 soles (which is $6.25). People bought pretty good gifts including Uno, moon sand, games, clothes. I got a cute Peruvian llama headband, and my gift was a small string of bee-shaped lights. I also ordered vegan food to go - a vegan ceviche and a vegan quinoa burger. Both were delicious! Peruvian ceviche is much different from other ceviche because they eat the raw fish with onion and lemon, BUT then put camote (sweet potato) cubes on top, corn, and half-popped corn kernels. The sweet potato is delicious! My vegan ceviche had mushrooms instead of fish. Ever since I got back to site (and now we are not allowed to go to Lima), I have been dreaming about that ceviche. On Christmas Day we all went out to eat with Christmas Hats on. We looked really cute so I almost can’t blame the strangers who took pictures of us. Almost, but I can.

For New Years, we had a small party in Miraflores. The volunteers went and made spaghetti - one of my friends’ boyfriends is a chef, so he helped make it extra delicious. Before midnight we walked to the malecon to watch the fireworks by the beach. We considered hitting the bars afterwards, but I guess we are really past our prime because instead, we all went to bed. 

Finally on January 6th they made plans for all the volunteers to go back to their sites. Since I am pretty close to Lima, I got back to site on January 7th. When I walked into my home, they were celebrating Pasqua, which is a word for the Bajada de Reyes, or the journey that the 3 kings took on their way to bless baby Jesus and give him gifts. They celebrate each day with dancing, prayers, and blessings for baby Jesus. Traditionally Calango has one dance group with musical group, that goes around the town from 7 am until 9 pm, for the three days of Pasqua. They stop a couple of hours for lunch. At the end of the three days, they stay up all night dancing, and burn some of their costumes and dance props. The musical group includes a flute, drum, and guitar. There are two main dances. One includes stomping a large decorated stick. The other dance is a dance between a couple, of a boy training to tame a bull. The pair dances with a bandana and imitates a bull fight. When I arrived at my home after three weeks in Lima, this dance group was at my house. They immediately asked me to dance. I said Woah, I haven’t even since these dances once, what am I supposed to do?! So they allowed me to watch them perform one time before throwing me in the bull ring. Even though I did my best to memorize the dance, I couldn’t remember the simple steps, and everyone was laughing in good spirits and wondering what in the world i was doing. THEN my tiredness must have set in, because while I was being a bull and trying to run into the red bandana, my foot slipped and I fell on my butt.  What a welcome home it was.

Also, the tradition was one dance group for the town. However, they disagreed on which hours to dance for, and how many days. So now our town has THREE different Pasqua dance groups! And they all go to houses, stores, the municipality, and the police station to ask for blessings and donations. That’s a lot of dance groups for a town of less than 2000 people. But that’s how it goes here, disagreements are serious. It’s the same when organizing and working with the water committees. 

[heeracha]

have u ever had a stalker story, kase nakakatakot slight mhie ewan q kung kikiligin aq or what. so like, theres this guy na may crush sa'ken so sinabi yon saken ng ex friend q before. then like, tinext q sya sa discord as a joke saying 'someone told me u like me' (BOBO TANGA SHUNGA AMPOTA) and then like kase para mapaamin q sya sabe q "dw i like u too" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA tsngina. then now like, i ride a bus to school diba. then i got home and he sent me a pic of me getting up the bus kase yung bus its like in a line and the bus he rides is beside the one i ride. so like sinend nya saken and i just got creeped out pero sabe nya 'u look so pretty' so ni nevermind q nalang pero na creep paren aq..

tas i joked about my friend saving my address then he started to annoy me for my address....and phone number. I HAVE STRICT PARENTS I CANT EVEN TALK TO BOYS BRO.

so then like wala tinawa q nalang then when nag fall out kame ng ex friend q (Cus shes a bully)tapos bigla nalang nya q tinext sabe 'we're friends right?" eh kase lagi qng sinasabe na we can only be friends sabe q pa "BESTFRIENDS." PUCHA TAS PUMASOK UNG FRIEND Q SA CLASS TAS SABE NAG ILOVEYOU DAW SAKANYA YUNG SAME GUY. eh bale parang, ung ex friend q nireto lang din aq sa kanya tas before me may lima na sya sa friend group q na crush nya so nag j-joke kame na inii-spin the wheel nya lang kame HHAHAHHA.

pero may sweet moments din sya, like once napilit nya q mag zoom call with him and he played fortnite while i was reading harrypotter. tapos he gave me Ferrero Rocher and a letter for late valentines pero kase yung school namen may harang sa gitna cus like bawal maglapit boys n girls, so pinabigay nya sa tchr q OMGOOSIASOAD.

anyways yun yung chika. take care !!!!!

tw // stalking

uhhh yes (?) idk if this is considered stalking medjo bobo ate niyo. HAHAHAHA pero there was this guy in class dati nung shs pa ako, he's kind of uhhh what do u call this,,, anti social ig? pero at the same time hindi, pero my classmates (including me huhu) didnt like him in general kasi he's the type of guy na mayabang pero wala namang iyayabang talaga. i didnt express it talaga na i dont like him like pag may tanong siya or something i talk to himnicely. tapos inamin niya sakin na crush niya ako lol sabi ko i appreciate it HAHAHAHAHAHAHA alangan naman sabihin ko i like u too eh hindi nga HAHA tapos ever since that, he followed me everywhere. like, babe everywhere talaga. gugulat nalang ako agad na andyan na siya sa likod ko sumusunod. i even tried to walk in the middle of the field kung saan sobrang init talaga, jusq sinundan pa rin ako HAHAHAHAHA i got scared syempre, ba't ako sinusundan, malala pa kasi half of the time im alone, hindi ako nagpapasama kung saan san ako pumunta HAHAHAHA tapos ever since non i started to express na i dont like him, i dont play nice anymore kasi natatakot nga ako HAHAHAH ayon,, there was a time (during pandemic) i was in uni, coincidentally he was too tapos ??? he just stayed in his car and stared at me sabi ng friends ko ayorn HAHAHAH TAKOT AQ NON POTA

so did he like,,, force u to give him ur address? T_T girl ang lala non, kung ako sayo sinapak ko yan HAHAHAHA bhie,,, ang lala nung "napilit", ang bait mo, u didnt get annoyed? tapos yung spin the wheel hello ??? WTF HAHAHAA pero bhie, hopefully di mo na yan na-cocontact? parang ang ?????? kasi namimilit ? big red flag, no is no kasi dapat huhuhu. tapos yung picture bhie, send loc babatukan ko lang HAHAHAHA ingat ka lagi ha huhuhu

ang init ng tsaa wOOH HAHAHAHA chika me more sometimes <3 take care din mwa