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kaenbl4ze · 1 year ago

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Hi! I just reread Read You Lima Charlie for the millionth time. It's probably one of my favorite SEAL Buck fics, and I've combed through the whole tag multiple times. I know it's a bit of an older fic, but do you have any plans on continuing the AU somehow? I'd love to read more of that AU or hear your headcanons if you have any!

Hello hello! Thank you so much, you have no idea how excited I am to hear that! Please do feel free to ask any and all questions about the AU or my headcanons and I'd be more than happy to answer <3

I know it's been a hot minute (sorry heh work and life got a bit hectic) but I do have a draft of a fun little sequel sitting in my google docs which I've been writing on and off. Alas I am a perfectionist and also a slow writer so it's been in limbo.. BUT it is definitely there and almost done and will come out at some point! I hope!!

In the meantime thank you for reading and asking about it and being so patient and i love you so here's a little sneak peak action scene from the draft:

[tw graphic depictions of violence, blood/gore, death]

“Where’ve you been?” Steve’s eyes did a quick sweep over Buck’s body, analytical, checking for injuries. Noticed Buck’s empty hands. “Where’s your rifle?”

“I was doing the laundry!” Buck replied through gritted teeth, eyes wide with exasperation.

He looked back around the corner of the building as Steve spoke behind him; soldiers dragging off the wounded away from the blast site, his teammates spread around with the other troops and suppressing the flow of insurgents, a few enemy fighters slipping through the gaps in fire, spraying bullets into the base in wide sweeping arcs before being shot down.

“I don’t have a sidearm to give you. Head back to the armoury, grab your shit – give Command the sitrep on your way.”

Buck hummed in the affirmative, still scanning the combat zone, and was about to turn around and heed Steve’s instruction, but at the last moment caught sight of a combatant sneaking around behind a stack of crates. Slung over the man’s shoulder was a rocket launcher, and time seemed to slow as he swung the weapon around, gripped it tight, and levelled it at a cluster of infantrymen.

Buck saw red.

“Buckley!” Steve hissed, clawing at Buck’s sleeve in an attempt to stop him from sprinting towards the stray tango, but Buck slipped through his grip. He was too fast. Too focused. The last thing he heard was Steve muttering under his breath, “I swear that Kid is not right in the head.”

Planting a foot against a wall mid-run, Buck used his momentum to bound off and vault one-handed over the crates. He was airborne for half a second before colliding with his target in a spear tackle, bringing them both tumbling to the ground. The launcher clattered across the floor, and the two men engaged in a tangled mess of hand-to-hand combat.

Buck channelled his silent rage into the fight – got the large man into a grapple, caught an elbow to the mouth in the process, twisted the man’s arms as he yanked at Buck’s clothes. Buck had no gun. But he remembered, belatedly, that he did have a knife. Regrettably not one of his fixed-blades, but a folding knife that he had slipped into the pocket of his shorts a few days ago while rearranging his loadout. It would have to do.

The guy was a dirty fighter, strong, but he was sloppy. Poorly trained. More holes in his form than swiss cheese, and Buck fully intended to exploit them.

Buck ate a punch straight to his nose; didn’t let the sharp flash of pain or the momentary blur in his vision slow him down. He lunged straight for the opening in his opponent’s stance that he knew would be left undefended, torquing body mass and manipulating limbs to get the man into a one-armed chokehold against Buck’s chest. He quickly reached into his pocket with his free hand, flicked the lever to deploy the blade, and plunged it deep into the man’s neck right where Buck knew his jugular rested.

With a jerk of his arms, simultaneously pulling the knife towards himself and twisting the man’s head away, he was met with a spray of hot blood and a wet gurgle.

Steve rounded the crates with his weapon raised right as the body dropped to the ground with a dull thump. Buck hung his head, catching his breath from the exertion and letting the blood from the blows to his face drip from his nose and dribble out of his mouth. He ran his teeth over his bottom lip to cut off the string of bloody saliva, then spat out the viscous mess into the sand. Beside him, Steve strode forward, glanced down at the body, and exhaled sharply through his nose.

In his peripherals, Buck caught a flash of movement. He whirled around instinctively, and in the same motion whipped his arm and let the blood-slick knife fly out of his hand.

Two bullets from Steve’s rifle landed at the centre of the combatant's chest just a moment before Buck’s blade hit its mark, buried up to the hilt in the hollow of his throat. The man stumbled, eyes wide, and collapsed to the ground as his legs buckled beneath him. His weapon flew out of his hands in the fall, and his momentum carried his body a couple more feet before it finally slid to a twitching stop.

Buck straightened, scrunching his nose tentatively and sniffing. A deep buzzing sensation underscored the cacophony of battle around him, heartbeat steady and powerful in his core, fingertips thrumming with energy, vision crisp and vibrant. He blinked. Then, he turned to Steve, nonchalant.

“I had that.”

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agendabymooner · 2 years ago

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satellite ! max v. x ofc (hearth sister!ofc)

“i’m here, right here. wishing i could be there for you.”

summary: when the news of the downfall of her racing journey broke out, max verstappen promised to never let her down like that ever again. (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)

content warning: confrontation and good crying sesh with max and ofc, panic attack, alludes to smut (not graphic), use of explicit language, angst, set in vs fashion show 2016

note: 300 FOLLOWERS?! you guys are insane and i love you all so much!!! thank you!!!

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[translation: i’m just putting my french fluency into use. thank you paris!]

tagged victoriassecret, steviemarlz

liked by danielricciardo, aimeeyh, max33verstappen

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charles_leclerc such a heartwarming caption from you ❤️

sylvieeford charles leclerc? hardly know her 🤐

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sylvieeford thank u best friend

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sylvieeford i’m always eager to please 😍

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sylvieeford don’t get too soft on me now, caddy 😂

Her standard was Max, and god, did that ever ruin her chance to have a rebound. Whenever she got the chance to go on dates, she seemed to cower from the thought. As if she was worried about not getting along with the said dates.

Speaking of anxiety.

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was on the go, and to say that it was nerve wracking would be quite a shame. You would think that she would be alright with walking down the runway now— but to know that some of her peers were here to support her, three days after the last race? Yeah, she might as well shit on her pants.

She had everyone else to be nervous about; Lady Gaga was there for fucks sake. She was in the same room as Adriana Lima and Elsa Hosk. Hell, even Abel would be performing during her segment— why was she nervous about seeing her driver friends while she walked down the runway?

She supposed that no one had seen her pose in her underwear before. That, and that they all grew up with her— it was weird to see your childhood friend all grown up, dressed in lingerie and nothing else.

Not that Max Verstappen hadn’t seen that months ago.

Fuck, Max was going to be there!

She knew she was nervous. She just didn’t realize that it was because of him. Why would she be nervous? After all, working together had a major effect on their relationship. And… sleeping together once.

Because he didn’t bring it up anymore after their conversation that day. He was friendly with her, but not once did he mention that he wanted to do it again. She wasn’t sure if it was because of their workplace relationship or their general friendship, but she was sure as hell that it hurt. Not that she would ever tell him that. Not especially after she found a woman clinging to him at their next race’s afterparty.

So it did hurt. But as a prideful daughter of a miserable mother, she kept a straight face and smiled at everyone.

After seeing him that night, she kept their relationship as civil as it could be— only listening to him “Maxplain” everything he could speak about, and offering him advice whenever he needed it. She failed to mention a lot of things in her life— like how Abel was performing tonight. Max only found out through their friends hours prior to the event and while it pissed him off to no end, he couldn’t afford to upset Sylvie on her special day. This was her day after all. She was debuting as a VS model.

Tilly and Aimee had managed to see Sylvie and Stevie before the show as they prepared. They had mostly spoken about how they were able to get to the location easily and how Soren fussed when Tilly left him at Toto’s watch.

“The boys are there,” Aimee pointed her head towards the direction of the audience, “I told them not to be foolish this time around.”

“Did you tell them to behave and not bark?” Stevie giggled, making Sylvie cackle. Sylvie’s makeup artist shot her a warning to not ruin her makeup by crying in laughter.

“They know not to,” Tilly rolled her eyes, “those men have PR managers to answer to otherwise.”

“I think George and Alex were only there chilling,” Aimee said, “I didn’t think someone could have anxiety even if they’re just an audience— not until I saw Max.”

“Max? Why?” Now that piqued Sylvie’s curiosity.

Tilly answered, “I dunno. It must’ve been the adrenaline from Abu Dhabi, if you were to ask me. He’ll be fine once the show starts.”

The beating of her heart slowed down when her segment started, only focusing on the front and had only given Abel a look of indifference before making her way through the middle, posing with her head tilting slightly to the right. Walking back, she glanced on her right and watched Max’s eyes stare at hers.

She kept her head in his direction for a moment, not even realizing that she walked past Abel as her ears muted his song and voice, only paying attention to Max before looking back in front of her and walking off.

Max knew that she had seen him with his not-really-girlfriend in each race, and it was extremely stupid of him. Rebounds shouldn’t be a thing at all, he told himself. He knew how he felt about her, yet after spending some time with her in a bedroom, he seemed to chicken out and not tell her about the love he had for her.

He always wondered how she went from insulting him jokingly to having a civil conversation and agreeing to everything he said. It was wrong. Why didn’t she say something about it? They agreed not to lie to each other, did they not?

He seemed to feel like a hypocrite just saying that. But he was more than willing to admit that she was just as beautiful as she was before. He only started to feel different when they shared an intimate moment with each other, one that he’d like to relive for as long as he could breathe.

But they weren’t even aware that admitting would have to take time. After all, there were more problems to solve.

Partying had never been a priority for her, if you were to ask, but Kendall insisted that Sylvie come along before the younger girl could even dive headfirst into her work throughout their break. The third Hearth daughter only nodded and dressed up as nicely as she could, only deciding that she would only drink one glass of daiquiri. What she didn’t know, however, was that Kendall had invited her guy friends to join them at the party. She had never felt so annoyed— why wouldn’t Kendall tell her in the first place that she’d invite them? Not that she wasn’t enthralled at the thought. Some warning would have sufficed.

But it wasn’t their presence that made her want to go home.

Everyone was too busy dancing to even sit in their booth, leaving Sylvie behind while she scrolled through her Twitter. She liked the peaceful atmosphere that the club could offer in a booth. And her blocking Abel was definitely something.

Her eyes found a tweet that left her blood running cold. No.

“Sylvie’s Failed F1 Career: Explained”

From top to bottom, the story of her discontinued journey in Formula One was splayed out in a gossip website— a rather accredited one, while you’re at it. People would normally say not to believe what you see on the internet, but the truth was published and spread in the Formula One community and show business.

Nobody knew what had happened before. Not until now. Whoever the fuck were these anonymous sources, they were nothing but assholes. Everything in the article was detailed from head to toe. Some stuff that people didn’t know were put up for everyone to see and shame her with.

Then panic started to spread across her body, her feet stumbling up as she marched down towards the dance floor, her hand gripping on Max’s shirt as she dragged him to a seedy area of the club no one had ever stepped foot on.

“Mustang, what—“

“Cut the bullshit, Max,” she spewed out venomously before she shoved her phone in his hand. “Did you do this?”

His eyes peered down on the article on screen as they widened. He looked up to see her teary eyes appearing once more.

“No,” he answered honestly, but she wasn’t having it.

“You knew what happened, you’re the one who reported me, Max,” she cried out, her body shaking in anger and panic as she continued, “you saw that. You told the officials—“

“But that doesn’t mean I would fuck your career over!” Max exclaimed in frustration. “I told you that if you had somehow given me a heads up that they were kicking you out, I would have gone back and made them review it. Me not being there when you were being questioned was the biggest mistake I’ve made, because I know you. You’re honest. I would’ve known. I would’ve admitted that I was wrong if I heard you speak for yourself.”

“Then why do this? If you respect me then why do this now?”

“Sylvie, schatje,” he took a deep breath before looking at her again, “I would not— for the life of me— treat you like that. God, I would never forgive myself if I did. So I swear that isn’t me.”

He didn’t even realize how bad their situation was until she started crying and crumbling in his arms, the music still tampering with the hysterical sound of her sobs. He tried to comfort her right there, but the loudness of the club only messed with both of their emotions and anxiety as he picked up their stuff and hailed for a cab.

It didn’t take him long to find his room as she continued to cry in his arms. She spoke about her worries about her career as she sobbed, not wanting to lose her job in Red Bull and as a model because of this disaster they both called a lie. How was she going to explain all of this to her family? She asked herself as she sniffled, wiping her tears away. She hadn’t even realized that Max was crying too.

All of this happened because he believed his friends who couldn’t give anymore shit about him. All of this happened to her because of him. All he could do now was apologize with tears.

“I- I- I’ll do my best to fix this,” Max stammered, wiping his tears away to hide it away from her as she looked up. “Let me please help you fix this. This was my doing and I- I can’t hurt you like this, Sylv. I can’t afford to have you lose your career because of me. Just… please, forgive me and let me help.”

“Please, Max,” she whispered. “I can’t be silenced anymore, Max. I- I need someone to speak for me.”

“We’ll be speaking for you,” Max promised, leaning his forehead against hers. “I’ll… I don’t care if it ruins my own career, I just know yours cannot be ruined because of me. I’ll be here for you, schatje. Just have me.”

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nostalgicamerica · 1 year ago

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My Weight-Loss Journey

Over the last three decades, despite a relatively active lifestyle, my weight has steadily increased a pound or two per year. I could see it was becoming a problem every morning in my foggy bathroom mirror.

I finally realized that I had to do something about it last fall when I walked out onto my porch one morning. The neighbor's kitten came over to say good morning and got caught up in my gravitational field and went into orbit around my waistline.

It was then I started looking into different diets. Keto, Caveman, high fat, low carb, lima bean, Atkins. Holy crap! The number of different diet choices were staggering. Greater still were the numbers of dieticians and nutritionists shrieking that this diet is best and only a booger-eater would choose that diet.

After a bit of cogitation, I started researching the Carnivore diet.

It sounded right up my alley: eating nothing but meat, cheese, eggs, and dairy products, and drinking water. And I could eat bacon. Basically, I could eat anything that is animal-based.

The bacon thing sold it for me.

The week before Thanksgiving 2023 I started my new diet plan. You might think that dieting during the holidays wasn't a grand idea, and you'd be right. Eating nothing but meat while watching my family chowing down on traditional holiday meals (turkey and all the fixings for Thanksgiving, and ham and all the fixings for Christmas) and stuffing their faces with cookies and candy and pie and everything else associated with the holidays was as much fun as stuffing a cactus up my rectum.

But I stuck to it.

To this point in my life I had never been disciplined about anything related to food, but somewhere along the way I found the strength to keep anything not indicated by the diet out of my pie hole. (except coffee - I'll be cold, dead, and buried before I stop drinking coffee.)

And the weight came off. 3,4,5 pounds a week. It seemed to literally melting off me. My initial goal was 50 pounds by the end of February and then I'd transition to something more sustainable.

It wasn't easy, at times, especially during the first 2 or 3 weeks. I bought some bite-size sugar free candy to take the edge off for the times when I was jonesing for sugar. And I ate a ton of bacon.

By Christmas Eve I had lost 20.5 pounds. By January's close I had dropped 34 pounds. On January 8th, 2024 I got out of the shower and looked down and saw my penis without a mirror for the first time since about 2003. Also, I could see a six-pack peeking from behind what remains of my belly fat. As of this writing I'm down 39 Pounds. I have a few more days to go, but I don't think I will hit 50. But that's okay.

On March 1st I will start introducing fruits and veggies and whole grains to my diet. I intend to stay away from cane sugar and continue drinking only water.

There have been some negatives along the way. 1. I now abhor the sight of steak. 2. My dog won't stop licking my legs. 3. I have had to go out and buy essentially a new wardrobe.

What I've learned - coupled with portion control - is that 90% of weight loss happens in the kitchen, and the plain fact that bacon makes everything better.

Even though I didn't meet my first goal of 50, I intend to keep going until I've met my ultimate goal of 60. I know I can do it by the end of this year.

I don't know if this will work for everyone; I only relate what I did and what happened. Overall I feel great, I am sleeping great, and my spousal unit says I look better than I have since the beginning of the Clinton administration, although she wants to buy a new car so she may be playing me...

There is enough info about the carnivore diet on the interweb-thingee so I won't add anything else except to say if I can do it, anyone can.

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queennicoleinboots · 22 days ago

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Goats Gone Wild, Chickens Gone Drunk On A Pacific Island, part 2

"I don't know what I'm going to order. There's like a hundred fucking burgers on this menu! Can I read all of them?! I only read about half while you chumps were yapping away!" King Simmons said with a frazzled look.

We all blinked.

"My bad, your Highness. Would anyone else like to order?" the vendor/cook asked.

Joseph always knew what he wanted. "Roast Bear Burger, everything on it, Brioche Almond Bread. Toast with butter. I AM a bear. Also, I want the stuffed Black Bear with my order," he said. That was number 3 on the menu.

The Roast Bear Burger consisted of roast 💯 panda bear patty, 90/10 ground panda bear, all cheeses, all vegetables, five slices of bread, and comes with a free stuffed bear of your choice.

The vendor/cook handed Joseph a stuffed Black Bear and put a crown made of lettuce on his big head before he began his order. Chicken and burgers were cooking.

People gathered around. They were shouting orders at the vendor/cook. The vendor/cook was putting all types of patties on the grill. He tried to keep each type together so no one would bitch about allergies.

The vendor/cook handed the big black wolf his Roast Wolf Burger with absolutely no cheese, fries, and Goat Milk Vanilla Shake. He also put a crown of lettuce on his head.

The big black wolf tipped him extra money and went about his business. He took the first bite of roast beef, lettuce, tomato, onion, garlic powder, black olive, mayo, mustard, green olive, and black pepper. He howled with pleasure. He then took the lettuce crown off his head and ate it with his burger.

Joseph paid for his burger and stared at the vendor/cook as his burger was made. He was a hungry ass bear. He held his black bear companion close to him. The stuffed black bear stared at the poor vendor/cook with conviction. They each ate some lettuce off of Joseph's head to cope with the wait time.

A duck quacked. "Welp. Donald Duck just put tariffs on the island of Nauru. And he put a 145 percent tariff on China! And 10 percent on all foreign imports!" he said with absolute stress and frustration. "America doesn't have the infrastructure to make all of its own shit. It isn't Japan! It depends on a global economy!"

King Simmons asked, "Where the hell is Nauru, and why the fuck is he putting tariffs in even small countries no one has heard of?!"

The duck quacked again. "Nauru is the island directly west of us," he said with a few more angry quacks. "And because he is an idiot who thinks the rest of the world's economy depends on us. He is trying to bully the little guys to pay him what they don't have."

"Why? Is he actually stupid?" Joseph asked as he held his stuffed black bear tightly.

"Beyond stupid. He thinks America should exercise its imperial rights. He and anyone behind him hasn't learned shit about history. The Holy Roman Empire fell. America is going to do the same," the duck said.

The vendor/cook spoke, "Would you like a burger to help calm the nerves?"

The duck quacked. "Yeah, the Usual," he said.

The Usual consisted of 80/20 ground beef, goat cheese, lettuce, corn kernels, tomatoes, lima beans, and mayonnaise on a ground corn bun.

"Donald Duck has gotten too far!" King Simmons shouted.

Ducks quacked. Cows mooed. Hens clucked. Turkeys gobbled. Goats bleated. There was yet another outrage on the island.

The vendor/cook threw a whole head of lettuce at all of them just to shut them the fuck up.

"He's been going too far for a while," I said.

A random goat spoke, "You don't understand. This fucking guy sent an innocent man wrongly to the El Salvador camp without trial. Who does that?!"

"Him apparently," King Simmons said as he rolled his eyes.

"I decided what I wanted to eat," I said.

"Wooooooow. Nicole makes a decision? That's new," Joseph said as he munched on lettuce. His stuffed companion was chewing lettuce and staring at me.

"Shut the fuck up and stare at his poor guy while he slaves away at our burgers," I said.

"What would you like, miss?" the vendor/cook asked.

I answered, "I'm going to order the Animatronic Chicken Burger on Almond Bread Buns with Pepper Jack Cheese. I prefer non-gluten bread, too."

As a reminder, the Animatronic Chicken Burger consisted of ground organic free range chicken, lettuce, tomato, cheeses of your choice, meatmayo (chicken and tuna bits mixed with mayo), salt, pepper, bean sprouts, lima beans, green beans, a dash of cranberry sauce, a dash of yellow curry powder, Parmesan cheese, fried eggs, scrambled eggs, pico de Gallo, and four pieces of gluten-free bread.

King Simmons spoke, "I also decided what I wanted to eat."

Prince Oliver said, "Well, shit! A king, especially the leader of the English Chapter of the Secret Royal Society of Frustrated Men and Women, makes a decision. Now the world has really gone mad."

"Shut the fuck up, Prince Oliver. When was the last time you made a decision? You're just the fucking Vice President!" King Simmons asked before he rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “I’ll take the Royal Beast Burger on cassava flour buns with a side of roasted root vegetables. Keep it simple, but with a hearty bite. After all, one must eat like a king!”

The Royal Beast Burger consisted of roast beef, roast panda bear, 90/10 ground panda bear, zucchini, yellow squash, sweet potato, Mexican squash, eggplant, brie, Havarti, Dijon mustard, oil, balsamic vinegar, basil, oregano, thyme, sage, and rosemary on bread of choice.

The chickens clucked and jumped.

Prince Oliver was still staring at the menu and giving King Simmons the right bird.

Pauno, the Greek God of wine; food; technology; fine dining; parties; and common sense, was also staring at the menu. I assumed he was on lunch break after balancing the books of our meetings. He was the Treasurer of the Secret Royal Society of Frustrated Men and Women.

The vendor/cook handed Jaybird his Animatronic Chicken Cassava Wrap with Peruvian Goat cheese.

"Thank you," Jaybird said. "How's life, Pauno?"

All of a sudden, the big black female goat shouted, "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!"

"Gonna Make You Trade (Everybody Get Down)" by D&D Economic Policy started playing as six B-52H Strato Fortress stealth bombers headed right for this island.

We got down.

Jaybird threw his wrap on the ground before he got down on the ground and ate his wrap while he laid on his stomach. "Couldn't you wait until I was done eating?!" he shouted at the big black female goat.

"NOOOO!" the big black female goat shouted before she laid down. "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!"

Goats, chickens, pigs, ducks, cats, and even the raven got down.

The big black female goat shouted, "Give me the money!"

I gave her the money and went back to help the vendor/cook make the fries for the chickens.

"Give me more money!" the big black female goat shouted.

Prince Oliver gave her more money and tapped the stand where the vendor collected money.

"Everybody, get down!" the big black female goat shouted.

Tourists were diving into bushes before a B-52H Strato Fortress stealth bomber made impact with the island.

The island blew up, but somehow I was still on the island with goats freaking out about more bombers coming.

"Give me more money!" the big black female goat shouted.

Joseph flew on a piece of lettuce toward the big black female goat with his stuffed black bear behind him. He then handed her a pouch of gold coins.

"Everybody, get down!" the big black female goat shouted before she laid down with the gold coins. "Everybody, get down! Bannnnh!! Baaaaannnnh! Baaannnnnah! Bannnnh! Everybody, get down!"

Frogs were diving into lily pads. Joseph and the stuffed black bear landed and ducked. Ducks ducked and covered their heads.

The big black female goat bleated, "Bannnnh! Bannnnnh! Bannnnh! EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!"

Then the big black wolf started doing a funky fresh dance and rapping:

"Here is the bill, back with the bass

The trade is live in effect and I don't waste time

On the mic with a green rhyme

Jump to the money, jump, jump to the money, jump

And I'm here to combine

Dollars and signs to make you shake your stocks

Take a chance, come on and trade

Guys grab a bill, don't wait, make it curl

In your hand."

Then a squirrel who wore a black leather jacket, sunglasses, and gold chains started a pet fresh dance and rapped:

"I'm just a squirrel

Tryna get a nut to move your butt

To the forum, so yo stocks up

Bills in the air, come on, say "Yeah"

Everybody over here, everybody over there!"

Cows, chickens, pigs, goats, horses, frogs, and humans flew in the air in different directions from the impact of the third B-52H Strato Fortress stealth bomber on the island.

The squirrel flew in the air and continued to rap like he wasn't flying to his death:

"The crowd is live and I pursue this flight!

Party people in the air, fight!"

"Make me feel right!" the big black female goat shouted as her fat ass flew toward the squirrel.

"FLIGHT!" the squirrel shouted as his tail shot up.

"Work me all night!" the big black female goat shouted as she flew directly into him and caused him to fall into the Pacific Ocean far away from any kind of land mass.

The squirrel unfortunately drowned under the weight of that fatass bitchass goat.

The big black female goat swam in rhythm to the beat and continued to sing, "Come on let's trade, baby! Let the wallet take control! Let the tariffs move you! TRADE! TRRRAAADE!!! Let the wallet take control! Let tariffs move you! Everybody get down!" She then started swimming to the bottom of the ocean and bleating, "Bah Bah Bah Bah Bannh Bahba Ba Ba Ba Baba! BAAAAAA!!!" She was malfunctioning as she was drowning and bleating. Then when she reached a point where she was drowning she gargled, "Everybody Get Down!"

A shark growled in the ocean as it found her and swam downward toward her.

"Everybody Get Down!" the big black female goat gargled. She then repeated herself. "Everybody Get Down!"

The big black wolf landed on Nauru safely and started a Happy Dance. He rapped:

"Pause, take a breath and go for roast.

On my command now hit the trade post

It's gonna make you trade 'til you bleed

Is that green enough? Indeed

I paid the price, to control the dice

I'm more precise, to the point I'm nice

The wallet takes control, your heart and soul

Cold, your body is caged and no goal

Trade till you can't, trade till you can't trade no more.

Get on the floor and get broke

Then come back and upside down

Easy now, let me see ya

Fight!

Another big black female goat started dancing on the island next to the big black wolf. She then shouted, "LET YOUR MIND!"

"Flight!" the big black wolf shouted as he jumped and landed on a B-2 stealth bomber that was heading inland.

"PUT ME ON LINE!" the other big black female goat shouted. "THE WALLET IS MY LIFE!"

A chord boomed suddenly.

"EVERYBODY GET DOWN!" that big black female goat shouted.

The chord boomed again. The native people of Nauru ducked and covered.

"EVERYBODY GET DOWN!" the big black female goat shouted.

The chord boomed again. The native ducks and chickens ducked and covered.

"EVERYBODY GET DOWN!" the big black female goat shouted.

The chord boomed again. Pauno and the native bears collapsed and covered.

"EVERYBODY!" the big black female goat shouted as she was laying down. "Come on let's trade, baby! Let the wallet take control! Let the tariffs move you! TRADE! TRRRAAADE!!! Let the wallet take control! Let tariffs move you!"

The music kept going until a B-52H Strato Fortress stealth bomber hit the boom box on Nauru.

Then our world became an alternate reality. Nothing was ever the same again. Most of what we then saw was the flash of a bright white light. We heard nothing. Our lives were altered in ways we did not understand. And I, somehow became omniscient. But, I was not omnipotent or omnibenevolent.

Then I saw the beach where Pauno slowly arose from his fetal position on the sand. He rose and was alone on the coast. He then began his search for Jaybird.

Jaybird was now the cook who made the burgers, hotdogs, chicken sandwiches, fries, and onion rings. He shouted, "Nicole! Quit daydreaming and get back to work! We have orders coming out of our tail feathers!"

"Yessir, Jaybird!" I called as I rushed back to work and threw potato strips into his deep fryer of corn oil. We made sure everything was gluten-free because Jaybird was highly allergic to gluten.

Jaybird was wearing a tall white chef's hat with a white apron that had grease splatters all over it. He and Joseph were flipping burgers, chicken patties, and vegetable patties.

After about 30 minutes, Pauno found us and said, "Life is... I dunno... absolutely abnormal. I don't know what normal is anymore. Everything has gotten so nonsensical that even nonsensical is sensical. Do you sell beer?"

I chuckled.

Jaybird nodded and said, "I know all too well how that goes. I am now a burger cook, but I was the Historian of the Secret Royal Society of Frustrated Men and Women before. Trust me, I get it. Do you know what you want? We added fries and beer to the menu."

"A beer first, but I am thinking about the burger I want. Let me look at the menu. A lot has changed. Lots of choices. I used to the Treasurer of that same organization until all of this bullshit happened," Pauno said as he scanned the menu. He sighed. "I don't know. It's all bullshit."

That was an understatement.

Joseph and I were handing out burgers, fries, and drinks to the chickens. They clucked, took their food and drinks, and ate. We were employees of the newfound Jaybird Haviarburger Stand.

The big black wolf was munching on his second Roast Wolf Burger.

I handed Pauno a beer.

"Thank you," Pauno said before he took a sip.

The recipe that I called the Zerral Kane Burger, named after an inspirational friend who saved my life during that flash of light, is as follows:

The Zerral Kane Burger consisted of 💯 beef patty, 90/10 ground beef, mozzarella cheese, bacon, and pineapple served on a choice of bun.

"Wait! I have an idea of what I want on my burger!" Pauno said in a less monotone voice than usual.

"Yes? What would you like?" Jaybird Haviarburger asked as he pulled out a quill pen and parchment from the pocket of his greasy apron.

"Lettuce, tomato, onion, and Worcester sauce," Pauno answered simply.

"Would you like to add cheese? What type of bun?" Jaybird Haviarburger asked.

Pauno then pondered what bun he wanted and if he wanted cheese.

We pondered what Pauno wanted. The big black wolf finished his burger and started munching on fries.

"Fuck the cheese," Pauno said with conviction.

The big black wolf howled in approval. The raven chirped.

"What type of bun?" Jaybird Haviarburger asked. "We have gluten-free choices, cassava flour, almond flour, buckwheat flour, cashew flour, rice flour, sweet potato buns, enriched white potato flour, potato flour, corn flour, sesame seed buns made of buckwheat flour, 21 grains and seed buns, or onion buns made of almond flour? We also have a new option of lettuce wrapped burgers. You can thank Miranda Johnson for that one."

Miranda Johnson was a famous burger crafter back in the States. I wasn't sure whether she was on that island or not. No one told me where she was.

Pauno's mind was blown with how many bun choices there were.

"Gaaaaah!!! Who fed that rooster!?" Joseph shouted at the bigass rooster that stood in line behind Pauno.

"Let me think about it!" Pauno said sternly.

Joseph drank some water while he waited for everyone to order. I drank water as well and realized Pauno was also indecisive.

The big black wolf munched on more fries. The chickens sat next to him and ate fries.

The rooster clucked loudly and disturbed everyone's peace.

The big black wolf just stared at him. "Mother Fucker. You're going to be my dessert if you don't stop," he said with a dead stare and a clear voice.

"Oh shit!" one of the hens said.

"Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!" the hens repeated. They clucked erratically.

The rooster clucked and basically told them to stop.

Pauno screamed. "Can you make one bun lettuce and the other 21 grains and seeds?!" he asked with annoyance.

"Yes! Joseph! Nicole! Make a Pauno's Simple Man Burger!" Jaybird Haviarburger shouted.

Pauno's Simple Man Burger consisted of 💯 beef patty, 90/10 ground meat, lettuce, onion, tomatoes, Worcester Sauce, top bun lettuce, bottom bun of 21 grains and seeds bread.

A pigeon landed on top of my head. "Everyone, I have bad news. Pope Francis passed away," he announced.

"Really?!" King Simmons asked as Jaybird Haviarburger handed him his burger and the side of roasted vegetables. He took a bite.

"Honest to God. Can't make that shit up," the pigeon said.

"WHAT?!" Prince Oliver shouted. "Bloody hell, now the whole world is thrown into more chaos. Who is going to be the next Pope? And are we ever going to get that podcast of Shroom and Doom up and running? We need entertainment and news immediately on this island!"

Donny, the teenage mutant ninja turtle wearing a purple headband and a purple shirt announced, "We should cover that in the first episode of the Shroom and Doom podcast! I'm telling you! This podcast is going to save the republic. People will no longer be ignorant of what the fuck is going on! We will be the first eye witnesses to everything going on in and out of this world. We have turtles scouting the seas and lands for crucial information to make our society better! We will be the number one news resource on the Pacific Island and the Western World! We even have the top turtle and mushroom soup musicians to liven the mood to make it seem like everything isn't shitty WHEN IT REALLY IS!!!" He was bright-eyed and ready to save a world that frankly isn't worth saving.

A female goat interjected, "Fuck if I know how any of this works or who the next Pope will be! I just found out all of this myself." She paused before she continued to speak. "It's all tragic, and I really hope that the podcast will get off the ground."

"But before we start focusing on the podcast, should we have a moment of silence for those of us who are mourning because the world leadership is questionable at this point?" Jaybird Haviarburger asked.

I said, "At this point, I think we all need a few moments of silence."

So everyone stopped talking. It was quiet. But the crickets didn't get the memorandum, so they started chirping loudly. The owl started hooting loudly to join the madness.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" a parrot shouted so loud that I jumped.

The crickets immediately stopped chirping. The owl immediately stopped hooting. And then the island was silent.

#family #youtube #fiction #animals #love #party #funny #food #poetry

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lantur · 2 years ago

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I got back from Peru this morning after an overnight flight from Lima. :) It's been wonderful to be with Derek and Westin again, and to nap and relax after a 10-day trip!

Unorganized thoughts,

The Inca Trail was the most intense, demanding physical experience of my life. The group my friend and I were with hiked 26 miles/41 kilometers over 4 days, in rough terrain including the highlands of the Andes, the Amazon, and the cloud forests of Peru. The hike was at altitude, at an elevation nearing 13,828 feet/4,215 meters - which I struggled with, coming from living at sea level. I learned that I'm fit on sea level, but NOT at altitude. I also caught a pretty bad cold from another group member overnight on Day 3, which made Day 3 and Day 4's hikes extra challenging.

We were up at 4:30 AM every morning (3:30 AM on our final day to reach Machu Picchu), and due to my slower pace/altitude struggles, I usually had ~10-12 hours of hiking steep inclines and inclines. It was really so hard and I had to be very careful on the steep, rocky steps. The hiking poles saved me! We had to ascend and descend four mountains over the course of our hike. Ascents were really challenging for me due to shortness of breath at altitude. Descents were easier on my cardiovascular system, but required a lot of concentration to make sure I didn't miss my footing and fall down steep, uneven stone steps. Each step was about 12 to 18 inches high, which is significant for my friend and I, who are under five feet tall.

We also camped every night for 3 nights, in tents, which I've never done before. Our group bonded over the struggles of surviving the hideous campsite bathrooms, not being able to shower for four days, finding safe and private places to use the bathroom in the wild, staying warm at night, staying dry in the constant rain on day 2, and our feet and legs killing us at the end of the day. We ate every breakfast, lunch, dinner, and teatime together, and I liked everyone in the group. :) We enjoyed our time together and talked a lot.

We got to explore several Inca ruins on the way to Machu Picchu, and Machu Picchu itself was incredible. The scenery and views along the hike - the mountains, the jungle, the cloud forest - made it worth it, despite how physically difficult it was. I've never seen anything like it before. The sound of the birds singing in the jungle, the llamas and alpacas in the mountains, the butterflies, the rainforest flora... That was amazing.

One of my favorite memories was Thursday morning, when we all woke up at 3:30 AM and hiked in the dark to be among the first at the checkpoint to enter. We all brushed our teeth in the forest around the trail and hung out until the sun rose at 5:30 AM and we could enter the park. :)

My friend and I spent Friday chilling out in Cusco and recovering from our hike. We were SO tired when we got back to our hotel on Thursday night, and so relieved to finally shower and sleep in a real bed. We traveled from Cusco to Lima to Atlanta/Miami to Minneapolis. I got home this morning around 10:45 and I've literally just been sitting on the sofa or napping. Doing post-trip laundry was the big accomplishment of the day, lmao.

This was such an adventure. I'm so glad I could do it, and return safe. It was wonderful to experience South America for the first time, and I hope to go back many times. It was wonderful to completely disconnect with no phone/internet while I was in the mountains. The whole experience was a test of my physical and mental endurance, and my ability to be out of my comfort zone - but as I told my friend when we got back, while I was on the trail, simply focusing on nature and getting through each ascent and descent safely, it let me forget about the things I've experienced this year. My dad dying, estrangement from my mom, the ongoing interpersonal stresses at work. It was a great way to close out my 30th year, which has also been my hardest year.

My 31st birthday is tomorrow. :)

#lanturing

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blogwelberfotos-blog · 2 years ago

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OCONNOR NAMOROU; ELEN ROCHE ATRIZ, MODELO, APRESENTADORA, MECANICA, DESIGNER, COSTUREIRA, MAQUEADORA DE FILMES, E PORNO, ELA ERA PORNO PLAYBOY, MAIS COM 17 ANOS DE IDADE 3MESES SEM SEXO COM AIDS, PEDIU PARA OCONNOR REMEDIOS QUE CURAM AIDS DOENCA DE SEXO, O TENOR CRIOU O REMEDIO ELA CUROU APOS TER 18 ANOS DE IDADE, ELA PEDIU O`CONNOR EM NAMORO 1 MES DE NAMORO ATE ELA SER PARTE DE TVGLOBO E SBT TV, SILVO SANTOS, ELA FICOU NO SBT TV DURANTE 1 ANO. SUMIU MAIS ESTA VIVA POR INFORMANTES DE FAMILIA NORTE AMERICANAS.

ANA SAA MODELO ATRIZ DE SBTTV, ELA ERA MODELO CRIANCA APOS FAZER 14 ANOS PEDIU OCONNOR EM NAMORO, 1 MES, ELA FOI COLOCADA EM SBT TV EM UM PROGRAMA COM NOME CUMPLICE DE UM RESGATE E SMIU APOS OS PRIMEIROS EPISODIOS MAIS ESTA VIVA.

MARINAS RUY BORBOSA ELAS DUPLA DE RUIVAS, UMA GORDINHA DO ABC OUTRA NORTE AMERICANA, AMBAS MODELOS, QUE DESCOBRIRAM QUE VENDIAM QUALQUER PRODUTO POR 10 REAIS E MONTARAM UMA LOJA DE 10 REAIS EM SAO PAULO E FORAM TRANSFORMADAS EM MENINAS PRODIGIOS MODELOS E ATRIZES DE TV GLOBO, QUANDO ELAS PEDIRAM O CONNOR WELBERFOTOS EM NAMORO, 1 MES DE NAMORO COM AS DUAS, APOS 1 MES ELAS SUMIRAM E FORAM MORAR EM NEW YORK.

MILENA TOSCANO, MODELO E ATRIZ MAIS FEZ PORNO, ELA QUANDO DOENTE DE AIDS E SIFILIS DOENCAS DO SEXO, CRIOU UMA ONG NOME REDNOSE, A MARCA VENDE ROUPAS E SKATE TENIS FAMOSA NO BRASIL, ELA PEDIU EM NAMORO OCONNOR E DISSE QUE ELE NAMOROU MUITAS ATRIZES MAIS DE 10 E NUNCA DIVULGOU, ELE ACEITOU O NAMORO E MOSTROU OS MOTIVOS, AS EX NAMORADAS E ESPOSAS SO QUERIAM DIVERSAO E PASSEIOS MAIS NUNCA ALGO IMPORTANTE MESMO REMEDIOS APENAS NAMORICOS DE ARTISTAS, A MODELO CASOU COM OCONNOR NA TEMPLO DE ABC PRACA DO CARMO APELIDO, NO MESMO DIA DESCOSOU FALANDO PARA O DON EUZEBIO AINDA VIVO NA EPOCA QUE ELA SE CASOU PARA DEPOIS SEPARAR QUE ACHA ENGRACADO, COM ISSO OCONNOR E DON EUZEBIO BISPO DE TEMPLO CATOLICO REI W PREFEITURAS MUNDIAIS DISSE QUASE JUNTOS O CASAMENTO E SERIEDADE DE DOIS SERES QUE SE AMAO E SE PROTEJAM PARA POSSIVEL IMORTALIDADE. SAGRADO MATRIMONIO NOME. ELA FOI EMBORA E SUMIU.

SELENA GOMEZ ATRIZ APRESENTADORA E MILEY SIRUS CANTORA E MESMO SELENA GOMEZ CANTORA, A EQUIPE 3 GAY TRAVESTIS CANTORES E NADA MAIS, AS SELENAS GOMEZ TVGLOBO FILHA DE JUSTIN BIBER FOI ASSASSINADA INVESTIGACOES MINHAS MUNDIAIS MOSTRARAM QUE FOI SEXO COLETIVO ALERTAM SUA FILHAS, A SELENA GOMEZ ATUAL SERIA SANDY LIMA GARCIA A MILEY SIRUS E TOP BEATS, ELA TAMBEM SERIA BANDA MARRO 5 COM DE HOMEM, ELA SENDO FILHA DE KEANU REVEENS ATOR MESTRE DE ARTES MARCIAIS, NOME VERDADEIRO ALDO LIMA GARCIA ELE DE SAO LUIZ DO MARALHAO.

#fotos #tumblr #welberfotos #postar #photos #welberdesignershop #photo #foto #photography #fotografia #historia de amor #atriz #modelo #oconnor

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chaletnz · 2 years ago

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Paracas to Lima

I went for lunch at the Arena café, I chose a vanilla latte with a passionfruit bbq chicken sandwich. It was quite a saucy, messy sandwich to eat and I was totally harassed by flies the entire time I sat there. The three girls working there were slowly cleaning the tables and sweeping the floor around me which was pretty awkward as the only customer in there! When I paid and left I’m sure they overcharged me too. I walked down the boardwalk which was much busier than the main street although it was full of people hawking for restaurants and tours trying to bring in customers. Every single one made a beeline for me so I had to walk all the way to the end just to find a quite spot to sit down alone for a while! I watched some teenagers trying to destroy each other with sandballs, wrote some of my blog, and ate the remainder of my sandwich. I then headed back to the hotel to collect my laundry and repack my bag but it wasn’t quite ready yet so I charged up my phone and used the wifi to watch some Netflix inside since I was getting burnt being out all day in the sun. I went out for another walk in the later afternoon and found myself a delicious churro caliente for just 2 soles, I wished I’d bought a second one! There were a lot of small convenience stores around so I found a large cold bottle of water for the bus ride to Lima and this time when I returned my laundry was finished. I packed up my bag and then took it down the street to the meeting point to wait for the bus to Lima and take the opportunity to charge my phone. Unfortunately the bus was delayed by at least 30 minutes and the drive seemed to take forever, it was after midnight by the time we arrived in Lima and then I was the last passenger aboard heading out towards the airport. One of the guides got up over the intercom and begged for tips at least 3 times, I have to wonder if it worked because I think only one or two people gave her anything. My guide Leo left the bus about 45 minutes before I finally did and at the final destination – a random gas station opposite the airport, I was left to wait for my own Uber to my hotel about another 5 minutes down the road. They wouldn’t drop me off there even though it was 1:30am, they’d rather leave me on the side of the road in Lima. I waited about ten minutes for my Uber, watching the driver drive further away from my location. I cancelled the trip and walked over to a nearby Holiday Inn, which luckily had a helpful concierge working who was able to summon me a taxi to my hotel which got me there by 2am. The taxi driver woke up the receptionist and made sure I was safely inside before he left, and the receptionist took my money promising change in the morning. I was led to my very basic room with a very dirty floor and could finally get some sleep before my flight to Iquitos in the morning.

#Peru #Paracas #Lima

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agendaculturaldelima · 10 days ago

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#Deportivo #FutbolFemeninoPeru

🏆 Liga Femenina Apuesta Total 2025 [Final. Partido de Vuelta] 👩🎉🥳🎈

⚽ Club Universitario de Deportes vs. Club Alianza Lima 🏃

📝 Alineaciones:

👥 Universitario: Bórquez; Herrera, Castañeda, Flores, Espino; Pino, Cisneros, Canales; Campoverde, Páez y Núñez. DT: John Tierradentro (Colombia)

👥 Alianza Lima: Sánchez; Romero, Molina, Tacilla, Reyes; Azabache Marques, Afonso, Oliveira; Padilla y Lúcar. DT: José Letelier (Chile).

📌 IMPERDIBLE:

📆 Domingo 22 de Junio

🕑 3:00pm.

🏟 Estadio Monumental U Marathon (Ate)

🎫 Entrada Popular: S/.5

🖱 Reservas: https://bit.ly/4e4ocMt

💫 Transmisión:

📺 Televisión: Movistar Deportes (Canales 3 y 703 HD)

📱Vía Streaming: Movistar Play / América TvGo.

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ang-makata-ng · 23 days ago

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After ng conversation ko w ate mitch, naappreciate ko bigla yung mga kaibigan kong matatagal na at hanggang ngayon wala pa rin nagbago, ganon pa rin. Kasama ko sila sa lahat ng phase ng buhay ko.

1. Si Ivy, hindi ko na alam kung kailan kami nagstart maging bestfriend pero kinoconsider ko mula nung pinanganak sya haha so 24yrs naaa

2. Si Trezsha, mula grade 2 magkaibigan na kami, di ko na alam ilan taon yon haha eto yung kaibigan ko na basta basta nalang kami sumusulpot sa bahay ng isat isa tapos parang nagkita lang kami kahapon, walang nagbago haha so kung 7yrs old ako ng grade 2 haha 19yrs naaaa

3. Si Ai, since 2015 magkaibigan na kami, mula sa pinakauna kong ex hanggang sa college life haha papuntang working student life haha hanggang sa recent ex ko haha grabeeee ang 10yrs

4. Si Meng, nagkakausap lang kami kapag may problema + kapag inuman haha pero kapag naman tumawag ako rito kahit madaling araw pa yan, sasagot yan haha 7yrs na yon

5. Si Noe, nvr ko inexpect na magkakaroon ako ng kaibigan sa work pero tignaaaan mo naman haha my one call away friend kahit madalas di magreply buset haha 4yrs na rin

Kung meron ako netong lima, okay na ko. Hindi kami high maintenance na kaibigan pero kapag nasa laylayan ako ng buhay ko, alam ko agad kung kanino ako tatakbo. Mahal ko kayoooooo haha kahit sa kaibigan pang long term ako 🥹✨

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pachamama-radio · 2 months ago

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Universitario de Deportes goleó 6-0 a UTC en el Torneo Apertura

Universitario de Deportes se consolidó como líder del Torneo Apertura tras golear 6-0 a UTC en el Estadio Monumental. Este resultado, obtenido en la décima fecha, refuerza su posición en la tabla con 23 puntos. El equipo merengue, dirigido por Jorge Fossati, demostró su superioridad desde el inicio del encuentro.

El partido se desarrolló en el Estadio Monumental de Ate, donde Universitario de Deportes hizo respetar su localía. El equipo crema dominó el juego desde el primer minuto, mostrando un fútbol ofensivo y efectivo. La goleada refleja el buen momento del equipo y la solidez de su plantel.

Jorge Fossati, en su regreso a la banca merengue, dirigió un equipo que no tuvo piedad con los cajamarquinos, la victoria fue contundente y dejó claro que Universitario es un serio candidato al título del Torneo Apertura. Este triunfo es crucial, ya que el equipo de Ate tiene un partido pendiente, lo que podría ampliar aún más su ventaja en la tabla.

FBC Melgar, otro de los equipos fuertes del torneo, empató 1-1 con Los Chankas en Andahuaylas. Los rojinegros tuvieron el triunfo en sus manos, pero un gol agónico de los locales les impidió sumar los tres puntos. Este resultado deja a Melgar a cuatro puntos del líder, lo que complica sus aspiraciones de alcanzar la cima de la tabla.

Sport Boys, por su parte, empató 3-3 con Atlético Grau en un partido lleno de emociones. Raúl Ruidíaz, conocido como «La Pulga», anotó un doblete para los chalacos, rescatando un punto importante en su visita a Sullana. Este empate refleja la intensidad del torneo, donde cada punto es vital para mantenerse en la lucha por los primeros lugares.

La décima fecha del Torneo Apertura continuará este lunes con tres partidos más. Sporting Cristal recibirá a Juan Pablo II, mientras que ADT chocará con Cusco FC y Cienciano enfrentará a Sport Huancayo. Estos encuentros prometen más emociones y definiciones importantes en la tabla de posiciones.

El partido entre Comerciantes Unidos y Alianza Lima se suspendió por el mal clima que impidió el aterrizaje del avión de los íntimos. La nueva programación de este encuentro se anunciará en los próximos días, añadiendo más expectativa a la jornada.

Universitario de Deportes lidera la tabla con 23 puntos, seguido por FBC Melgar con 19. La competencia se mantiene intensa, con varios equipos buscando alcanzar la cima. La próxima fecha será crucial para definir las posiciones y ver quiénes se consolidan como los principales candidatos al título.

El Torneo Apertura sigue su curso con partidos emocionantes y resultados sorprendentes. Universitario de Deportes, con su contundente victoria, se perfila como el equipo a vencer, pero la competencia está lejos de terminar. Los próximos encuentros serán decisivos para determinar quién se queda con el título del Apertura.

La goleada de Universitario no solo refleja su superioridad en el campo, sino también la capacidad del equipo para mantenerse firme en la lucha por el campeonato. Con Fossati al mando y un plantel comprometido, los cremas buscarán seguir sumando victorias para asegurar su liderato en el torneo.

Deportes

via https://pachamamaradio.org/universitario-de-deportes-goleo-6-0-a-utc-en-el-torneo-apertura/

#apertura #deportes #Monumental #Torneo #Universitario #UTC

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electroniccollectionpeaceworld · 3 months ago

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English Christian Song | "What Have You Offered Up to God?"

🌿❣️🌿ANO ANG MATATALINONG BIRHEN ?ANO ANG MGA MANGMANG NA BIRHEN 🌿📗📕Kaya nga kayo’y magsihanda naman; sapagka’t paririto ang Anak ng tao sa oras na hindi ninyo iniisip’ (Mateo 24:44). 🌿📕📗SABI NG DIYOS," Lahat niyaong nakakasunod sa kasalukuyang mga pagbigkas ng Banal na Espiritu ay mga pinagpala. Hindi alintana kung paano sila dati, o kung paano dating gumawa ang Banal na Espiritu sa loob nila—yaong mga nagkamit na sa pinakahuling gawain ng Diyos ay ang mga pinakapinagpala, at yaong mga hindi nakakasunod sa pinakahuling gawain sa kasalukuyan ay inaalis. Nais ng Diyos yaong nakakatanggap sa bagong liwanag, at nais Niya yaong mga tumatanggap at nakakaalam sa Kanyang pinakahuling gawain. Bakit sinabi na dapat kang maging isang dalagang malinis? Nagagawa ng isang dalagang malinis na hangarin ang gawain ng Banal na Espiritu at nauunawaan ang mga bagong bagay, at higit sa rito, nagagawang isantabi ang dating mga pagkaintindi, at sinusunod ang gawain ng Diyos sa kasalukuyan’ (“Alamin ang Pinakabagong Gawain ng Diyos at Sumunod sa yapak ng cordero Talinghaga tungkol sa Sampung Dalaga 25 “Ang kaharian ng langit ay maitutulad dito. May sampung dalagang lumabas upang sumalubong sa lalaking ikakasal. Bawat isa'y may dalang ilawan. 2 Ang lima sa kanila'y hangal at ang lima nama'y matatalino. 3 Ang mga hangal ay nagdala ng kanilang mga ilawan ngunit hindi nagbaon ng langis. 4 Ang matatalino nama'y nagbaon ng langis, bukod pa sa nasa kanilang mga ilawan. 5 Naantala ang pagdating ng lalaking ikakasal kaya't inantok at nakatulog sila sa paghihintay. 6 “Ngunit nang hatinggabi na'y may sumigaw, ‘Narito na ang lalaking ikakasal! Lumabas na kayo upang salubungin siya!’ 7 Agad bumangon ang sampung dalaga at inayos ang kanilang ilawan. 8 Sinabi ng mga hangal sa matatalino, ‘Bigyan naman ninyo kami kahit kaunting langis. Aandap-andap na ang aming mga ilawan.’ 9 “‘Baka hindi ito magkasya sa ating lahat. Mabuti pa'y pumunta muna kayo sa tindahan at bu Kanyang mga Yapak”). ‘ https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BVbzwMepF/ https://www.facebook.com/share/p/195ZR6NGSG/

एक चीज जिसे आप हर दिन नजरअंदाज नहीं कर सकते--परमेश्वर के करीब आना जो लोग अक्सर परमेश्वर के निकट आते हैं, उनकी आध्यात्मिक स्थिति बेहतर और बेहतर होती जाती है। जहां तक उन लोगों के लिए है जो बार-बार प��मेश्वर के करीब आते हैं, वे समस्याओं का सामना करते समय परमेश्वर की प्रबुद्धता और मार्गदर्शन प्राप्त कर सकते हैं। जो लोग अक्सर परमेश्वर के करीब आते हैं, वे परमेश्वर के साथ रहने के आनंद का आनंद ले सकते हैं। यहाँ आपके लिए परमेश्वर के वचनों का एक अंश है। परमेश्वर कहते हैं, "यदि तुम दिन के दौरान एक या दो घंटे एक सच्चे आध्यात्मिक जीवन के प्रति समर्पित कर सकते हो, तो उस दिन तुम्हारा जीवन समृद्ध अनुभव करेगा और तुम्हारा हृदय रोशन और स्पष्ट होगा। यदि तुम प्रतिदिन इस प्रकार का आध्यात्मिक जीवन जीते हो, तब तुम्हारा हृदय परमेश्वर के पास लौटने में सक्षम होगा, तुम्हारी आत्मा अधिक से अधिक सामर्थी हो जाएगी, तुम्हारी स्थिति निरंतर बेहतर होती चली जाएगी, तुम पवित्र आत्मा की अगुआई वाले मार्ग पर चलने के और अधिक योग्य हो सकोगे, और परमेश्वर तुम्हें और अधिक आशीषें देगा। तुम लोगों के आध्यात्मिक जीवन का उद्देश्य समझ-बूझ के ��ाथ पवित्र आत्मा की उपस्थिति को प्राप्त करना है। यह नियमों को मानना या धार्मिक परंपराओं को निभाना नहीं है, बल्कि सच्चाई के साथ परमेश्वर के सांमजस्य में कार्य करना और अपनी देह को अनुशासित करना है। मनुष्य को यही करना चाहिए, इसलिए तुम लोगों को ऐसा करने का भरसक प्रयास करना चाहिए। जितना बेहतर तुम्हारा सहयोग होगा और जितना अधिक तुम प्रयास करोगे, उतना ही अधिक तुम्हारा हृदय परमेश्वर की ओर लौट पाएगा, और उतना ही अधिक तुम अपने हृदय को परमेश्वर के सामने शांत कर पाओगे। एक निश्चित बिन्दु पर परमेश्वर तुम्हारे हृदय को पूरी तरह से प्राप्त कर लेगा। कोई भी तुम्हारे हृदय को हिला या जकड़ नहीं पाएगा। और तुम पूरी तरह से परमेश्वर के हो जाओगे।" — 'एक सामान्य आध्यात्मिक जीवन लोगों को सही मार्ग पर ले जाता है' से https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1ESXXnS4VZ/ https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1AXeWysqa4/ English Christian Song | "What Have You Offered Up to God?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIagSTr2Goo

1、女人最高境界，婚前發生多少次關系，只能心里有數。 2、男人最高境界，遠離少婦，一心搞錢。 3、事業心太弱的男人，再帥你都不能嫁。 4、利益心太重的女人，多漂亮你都不能娶。 5、大張旗鼓的離開其實都是試探,真正的離開是沒有告別的。 6、那個離開你的人,永遠別原諒他,他想離開你的瞬間，必定做了利益的權衡，離開你，才符合他更大的利益。 7、失去朋友的三種方式，借錢給他,給他打工和與他一同創業。 8、人性都是虛榮的，都喜歡聽好聽的話，你只需要大膽的說就可以。 9、只要是涉及別人利益的,你就和他轉移話題,千萬不要回答。 10、學校里學到的知識多數是沒用的,教育的本質就是愚弄和馴服,不是喚醒和鼓勵。更重要的是,父母和學校從小教給我們的東西，只是讓我們安心打工，不僅不適用于混社會,反而往往成為絆腳石。 11、世上有一條永恒不變的法則,當你不在乎你就得到。當你變好，你才會遇到更好的。 12、一個人，如果連自己的情緒都控制不了，即便給你整個世界,你也早晚毀掉一切。你成不了心態的主人，必然會淪為情緒的奴隸。 13、別太善良了,別太大��了,也別太能干了。16、“忍氣吞聲”和“委曲求全”都是爛品格 14、說話的技巧，說一半留一半,讓別人去猜想，不得罪人。 15、一生中，你會遇到很多混蛋,他們傷害你是因為他們患蠢，你不必因此回應他們的惡意。世上最糟的就是自卑和報復心理，永遠要保持自信和包容,只是為自己，不是為別人。 16、沒人會把我們變得越來越好，時間也只是陪襯，支撐我們變得越來越好的是我們自己不斷進階的才華、金錢、物質以及不斷的反思和修行。#智慧女人# #人性智慧# #認知# #社會百態# #親密關系# #強者思維# https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1Ad9SuVnJP/ https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1A8hFDfWEK/

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alchemicaladarna · 2 months ago

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Language: Filipino (Tagalog)

Filipinos often say “po” at the end of sentences or “opo”, so I included the word “po” in some phrases because it’s used to show politeness and respect, especially to elders.

Hello- Kamusta

Bye- Paalam

Thank you- Salamat (po)

Please- Pasuyo / Pakisuyo (po)

These are more formal terms, so people usually use the word paki + verb to say please in common interactions

Sorry- Paumanhin / Pasensya (po)

What is your name?- Ano ang pangalan mo?

My name is…- Ako si… (I am)

How old are you?- Ilang taon ka na?

I am…years old- Ako ay…taong gulang / … anyos na ako

Help me- Patulong / Kailangan ko ng tulong

I want…- Gusto ko…

I need…- Kailangan ko…

I like…- Mahilig ako…

How are you?- Kamusta ka?

I am good/bad/neutral- Mabuti naman ako (good) / Hindi ako mabuti (bad) / Ayos lang naman (neutral)

Where are you from?- Taga-saan ka?

I am from Russia- Ako ay taga-Russia

I speak Russian and English- Nagsasalita ako ng russian at ingles

Where is…- Nasaan ang…

I am lost- Naligaw ako

Mister/Miss (a way to refer to people in your country)- Ginoo (mister) Binibini (miss) Ginang (Mrs.)

But you can also just say Mister / Miss / Misis because even though the first option is more formal and polite, I don't think I've heard anyone say them in common interactions XD

1- Isa

2- Dalawa

3- Tatlo

4- Apat

5- Lima

6- Anim

7- Pito

8- Walo

9- Siyam

10- Sampo

11- Labing-isa

12- Labing-dalawa

Red- Pula

Orange- Kahel

Yellow- Dilaw

Green- Berde

Blue- Asul

Purple- Murado

Pink- Rosas

Black- Itim

White- Puti

Gray- Gris

Brown- Kayumanggi

Cat- Pusa

Dog- Aso

Bird- Ibon

Fish- Isda

Bunny- Kuneho

Snail- Suso

Parrot- Loro

Hotel- Otel

House- Bahay

Park- Parke (outdoor recreational area)

Grocery store- Tindahan (store in general) / Palengke (marketplace)

Museum- Museo

Theatre- Sinehan (movie theater) / teatro

Train station- Istasyon ng tren

Bus stop- Sakayan ng bus

Airport- Paliparan

Tea- Tsaa

Juice- Dyus

Water- Tubig

Hot chocolate- Mainit na tsokolate

Cocoa- Kakaw / Tsokolate (chocolate)

Sugar- Asukal

Passport- Pasaporte

Luggage- Maleta

Wallet- Wallet (same as English)

Phone- Selpon / Telepono

Bag- Bag (same as English)

Waiter/Waitress- Serbidor / Serbidora

Doctor- Doktor

Policeman- Pulis

Mom- Nanay

Dad- Tatay

Brother- (if older) Kuya

Sister- (if older) Ate

Grandma- Lola

Grandpa- Lolo

Man- Lalaki

Woman- Babae

Girl- Batang babae

Boy- Batang lalaki

Hey guys!

I have a request for my international friends that I hope some of you can help with🙏

I am currently working with kids aged 6-12 at a Montessori system school, and I recently had an idea for a new material for our language zone: a collection of small books for different languages in the world, so kids can look at them and maybe take interest in learning any of them!

I want those books to include basic words and phrases that you might need when visiting the country, numbers, colours, all that stuff.

And that's where I need help! I can, obviously, use google translator and I probably will for some languages, but it would be so nice to have actual native speakers input on how they would say this stuff in their language! So after Read More there will be a list of everything I want to include, and if any of you feel like doing it, I would love if you translated it all into your languages :)

Any language works! Other than russian and english because they already speak those

Language:

Hello -

Bye -

Thank you -

Please -

Sorry -

What is your name? -

My name is... -

How old are you? -

I am ... years old -

Help me -

I want... -

I need... -

I like... -

How are you? -

I am good/bad/neutral -

Where are you from? -

I am from Russia -

I speak russian and english -

Where is... -

I am lost -

Mister/Miss <- as in a way how to refer to people in your country -

1 -

2 -

3 -

4 -

5 -

6 -

7 -

8 -

9 -

10 -

11 -

12 -

red -

orange -

yellow -

green -

blue -

purple -

pink -

black -

white -

gray -

brown -

cat -

dog -

bird -

fish -

bunny -

snail -

parrot -

hotel -

house -

park -

grocery store -

museum -

theatre -

train station -

bus stop -

airport -

tea -

juice -

water -

hot chocolate -

cocoa -

sugar -

passport -

luggage -

wallet -

phone -

bag -

waiter -

doctor -

policeman -

mom -

dad -

brother -

sister -

grandma -

grandpa -

man -

woman -

girl -

boy -

I will tag some people I for sure know speak a language that is not english or russian, but don't feel pressured to respond!

Tags: @mikaikaika @routeriver @moomoorare

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aj8shromn · 9 months ago

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Ang fashion ay higit pa sa kasuotan; ito ay isang pagpapahayag ng personalidad, kultura, at lalo na ng pagiging malikhain. Kahit na ikaw ay nagbibihis para sa kaginhawaan, gumagawa ng matapang na pahayag, o sumusubok ng mga bagong uso, tinutulungan ka ng fashion na ipahayag kung sino ka nang hindi na kailangan ng salita. Mula sa mga runway ng mataas na fashion hanggang sa pang-araw-araw na street wear, ang fashion ay patuloy na nagbabago, nag-aalok ng walang katapusang paraan upang ipahayag ang ating mga sarili.ANG PUNDASYON NG FASHIONSa kanyang pinakadiwa, ang fashion ay umiikot sa ilang mahahalagang konsepto na makatutulong sa bawat isa na bumuo ng kanilang natatanging estilo. Narito ang mga pangunahing kaalaman na dapat malaman ng bawat mahilig sa fashion:KULAY: Ang kulay ang pinakamakapangyarihang kasangkapan sa fashion. Maaari itong lumikha ng pagkakaisa sa isang kasuotan, makatawag ng pansin, at higit sa lahat, magpukaw ng damdamin. Habang ang mga neutral na kulay tulad ng itim, puti, at beige ay mga pangkaraniwang kasuotan, ang matitingkad na kulay tulad ng asul o pula ay maaaring gumawa ng makapangyarihang pahayag.TELA: Ang TEXTURA at KALIDAD ng tela ay nagdaragdag ng lalim at dimensyon sa fashion. Ang mga maluho at marangyang tela tulad ng seda at pelus ay nagbibigay ng kagandahan, habang ang cotton at denim ay nagbibigay ng mas kaswal at komportableng pakiramdam. Ang pagsasama ng iba't ibang tela sa isang kasuotan ay maaaring lumikha ng kawili-wiling pagkakaiba at magpapakita ng pagiging malikhain sa pananamit.SILWETA: Ang hugis na ibinibigay ng kasuotan sa iyong katawan. Maging ito man ay mahigpit o maluwag, ang silweta ay may mahalagang papel sa pagtukoy ng kabuuang itsura ng isang kasuotan. Ang tamang pag-unawa sa silweta ay makatutulong sa iyo na pumili ng mga damit na nagpapatingkad ng iyong mga pinakamagandang katangian at tumutugma sa iyong estilo o lumikha ng balanse.PAGBUO NG IYONG PERSONAL NA ESTILOAng fashion ay isang paglalakbay, at ang pagtuklas sa iyong personal na istilo ay nangangailangan ng oras. Narito ang ilang mga tip upang matulungan kang bumuo at tuklasin ang iyong natatanging pakiramdam ng fashion:1. INSPIRASYON: Maghanap ng mga fashion icon para sa mga ideya. Ang mga modelo tulad nina BELLA HADID at ADRIANA LIMA ay perpektong halimbawa ng kung paano yakapin ang iba't ibang estilo. Ang walang hanggang kagandahan ni Adriana ay maaaring magbigay ng inspirasyon sa mga mahilig sa klasikong hitsura, habang ang edgy at street-inspired fashion ni Bella ay perpekto para sa mga interesado sa eksperimento sa mga uso.

2. PAGSASAMA AT PAGSASALAMIN Huwag matakot na mag-eksperimento dahil ito ang tinatawag na pagiging malikhain. Ang fashion ay tungkol sa paglabag sa mga patakaran, pagiging malikhain, at pagsasama-sama ng mga estilo, kombinasyon, at disenyo upang lumikha ng natatanging istilo. Subukang pagsamahin ang mga vintage na piraso sa mga modernong uso o magdagdag ng aksesorya sa simpleng kasuotan upang mas maging kaakit-akit. Ang simpleng kasuotan at aksesorya ay maaaring lumikha ng natatanging estilo.3. SUSTAINABILITY Ang fashion ay lumilipat na patungo sa pagiging sustainable. Ang pagpili ng mga eco-friendly na tela at pag-recycle ng mga lumang damit ay makatutulong upang maging eco-friendly ang iyong wardrobe nang hindi nawawala ang pagiging stylish.ANG EPEKTO NG MGA FASHION MODELS: Adriana Lima at Bella HadidSi Adriana Lima at Bella Hadid ay dalawa sa mga pinaka-iconic na supermodels sa kasalukuyan, na nagbigay ng bagong kahulugan kung paano natin tinitingnan ang fashion. Si Adriana, kasama ang kanyang walang kupas na kagandahan at glamorous na istilo, ay kumakatawan sa klasikong bahagi ng fashion. Ang kanyang mga damit ay laging maayos na tumutugma sa kanyang katawan, habang ang kanyang kagandahang hitsura ay karaniwang binubuo ng pulang labi at smoky eyes na ganap na nagbibigay ng sopistikadong imahe.

Si Bella Hadid ang epitome ng modernong trendsetter. Kilala sa pagtulak ng mga hangganan, madali niyang napaghahalo ang mataas na fashion sa street style. Kadalasan, ang kanyang mga kasuotan ay binubuo ng mga blazers, crop tops, at mga natatanging aksesorya na nagpapaganda ng kanyang estilo. Sa pamamagitan ng pagsasama ng mga edgy na kontemporaryong elemento sa mga klasikong piraso, ipinapakita ni Bella na ang fashion ay laging umuunlad at may malalim na personal na kahulugan.

Ang Pashion Bilang Pagpapahayag ng SariliKung ikaw man ay inspirasyon ng klasikong kagandahan ni Adriana Lima o ng matapang at mapangahas na estilo ni Bella Hadid, ang pashion ay tungkol sa pagpapahayag kung sino ka talaga. Ang mga damit na iyong isinusuot, ang paraan ng iyong pag-istilo, at kung paano mo ito dinadala, lahat ng ito ay bahagi ng imaheng ipinapakita mo sa mundo. Sa pamamagitan ng pag-unawa sa mga pundasyon ng pashion, pagsubok sa mga uso, at pananatiling totoo sa iyong personal na estilo, maaari mong harapin nang may kumpiyansa ang patuloy na nagbabagong mundo ng pashion.Tandaan, ang pashion ay masaya, malikhain, at personal—kaya't huwag matakot na sumubok ng bago!

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mga-salita-ni-kiro · 1 year ago

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Isa.

Sa kolehiyo tayo nagkakilala.

Tanda ko pa, ang bawat araw ay binabalot ng mahika.

Araw-araw kang niligawan at kinulit na para bang mga bata.

Hanggang sa nakuha na ang matamis mong sagot na nagbuklod sa ating dalawa.

Dalawa.

Napuno ako ng mga problema.

Pero, hindi mo ko hinayaan na harapin ang lahat ng mag-isa.

Sa hirap at ginhawa, ikaw ang kasama.

Talagang masasabi ko na ibang klase ka, sinta.

Tatlo.

Dahil sa pandemya, lumiit ang mundo.

Pansamantala, tayo ay nagkalayo.

Gumawa ng paraan, upang tayo ay mabuo.

Nakasama kita sa ilalim ng iisang bubong, at doon na naging magulo.

Apat.

Inaamin ko, ako ay hindi naging tapat.

Napadalas ang mga away, maliit man o kasinlaki ng dagat.

Bawat kasalanan kahit nasa nakaraan na ay naungkat.

Pagmamahal ay hindi naging sapat.

Lima.

Mukhang ito na ang huling pahina.

Nawala na ang koneksyon at hindi na nagkaintindihan pa.

Hindi na din alam, kung sino ba ang mali at tama.

Sa huli, hinayaan kang tapusin na ang ating istorya.

Limang taon.

Madaming hinayaan na mga pagkakataon.

Masyadong nabulag sa kahapon.

Kaya ngayon ay nakakulong sa mga pagsisisi, na parang nasa isang kahon.

Kiro - Limang taon sa isang kahon., 3 AM

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⬇️ Menores Preços. Lojas Confiáveis e 100% Seguras ✅ 🛒 Smartphone Xiaomi Redmi 12 4G 256GB - 8GB RAM (Versão Global): ✅ https://mercadolivre.com/sec/2frHHCP ✅ https://amzn.to/3S5Xgmc ✅ https://divulgador.magalu.com/zKzQ36qW 🛒 Samsung Galaxy A34 5G 128GB: ✅ https://mercadolivre.com/sec/1Y1mydd ✅ https://amzn.to/3S644jK ✅ https://divulgador.magalu.com/bjCY5LbG 🛒 Smartphone Samsung Galaxy A54 5G 128GB 8GB RAM: ✅ https://mercadolivre.com/sec/18fs9BN ✅ https://amzn.to/3vkwMUT ✅ https://divulgador.magalu.com/8mY=JZmV 🔥 Ofertas com os Melhores Preços Somente Hoje. Corra! 👉🏼 https://mercadolivre.com/sec/1Toy8EC 👉🏼 https://amzn.to/3sMhgjE 👉🏼 https://divulgador.magalu.com/Eju3wjW= 🎁 Teste a Assinatura Prime por 30 Dias e Tenha Frete Grátis em Seus Pedidos: https://amzn.to/3MwlzGv 🎁 Pegue Aqui seu Cupom de Descontos: https://amzn.to/3SoRPPu 💰 Acesse o Canal do Telegram e fique por dentro de todas Promoções e Ofertas: https://bit.ly/ofertas-telegram Olá, pessoal! Sejam bem-vindos ao canal Fora da Caixa. Hoje, trazemos para vocês os 3 melhores smartphones até R$ 2000 que combinam desempenho, tecnologia e economia, proporcionando uma experiência completa sem pesar no bolso. Por isso, inscreva-se no canal, deixe seu like e ative as notificações para ficar por dentro de todas as recomendações tecnológicas. Vale lembrar que essas promoções são POR TEMPO LIMITADO e vão durar enquanto tiver estoque. Portanto, não perca tempo e garanta o seu smartphone agora mesmo antes que a oferta acabe! #qualmelhorcelularate2000 #melhorcelularcustobeneficio #melhorcelular2024 Conteúdo deste Vídeo: 00:00 Sejam Bem-Vindos 00:03 Qual o melhor celular até 2000? 00:09 Melhor celular até 1500 reais 00:17 Melhor celular até 2000 reais 00:26 Melhores celulares até 2000 reais 2024 câmera 00:33 Bem-Vindos ao Canal Fora da Caixa 00:51 Melhor celular custo benefício 2024 01:00 Smartphone Xiaomi Redmi 12 é bom? 01:37 Melhores celulares Xiaomi até 2000 reais 2024 02:03 Melhores celulares custo-benefício para comprar em 2024 02:37 Qual o melhor celular da Xiaomi? 03:08 Melhor celular gamer até 2000 reais 03:33 Xiaomi Redmi 12 Dual SIM 256 GB preto 8 GB RAM 03:48 Samsung Galaxy A34 5G 128GB é bom? 04:17 Melhor celular Samsung 2024 04:49 Melhor celular Samsung barato 05:26 Melhores celulares da Samsung baratos para jogos 05:53 Melhores celulares da Samsung custo benefício 2024 06:20 Samsung Galaxy A34 5G Dual SIM 256 GB Verde-lima 8 GB RAM 06:26 Entre para o Canal do Telegram 06:40 Samsung Galaxy A54 5G 128GB 8GB RAM 07:15 Qual melhor Samsung A34 ou A54? 07:47 Qual melhor Samsung ou Xiaomi? 08:18 Qual melhor smartphone intermediário 2024? 08:43 Qual o melhor smartphone para comprar em 2024? 09:00 Smartphone Samsung Galaxy A54 5G Preto 256GB 09:11 Onde comprar celular mais barato? 09:19 Promoção de Celular 09:25 Curta o Vídeo e Inscreva-se no Canal 09:30 Obrigado por Assistir ➤ Inscreva-se no Canal: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHIF... ➤ Compartilhe Esse Vídeo: https://youtu.be/EfISz37apjg Obs.: Os produtos podem sofrer alteração de preço sem aviso prévio. ESTOQUE PROMOCIONAL LIMITADO, aproveite e corra para garantir as melhores condições! Disclaimer: O canal "Fora da Caixa - As Melhores Ofertas" valoriza a sua liberdade de escolha e busca garantir a qualidade na seleção dos melhores produtos. Desempenhamos um trabalho comprometido e dedicado para auxiliar o consumidor em suas decisões. Estabelecemos parcerias com algumas lojas virtuais, ressaltando que essa colaboração não impacta na nossa listagem. Nosso objetivo é simplesmente orientar você em direção a lojas confiáveis e genuínas, proporcionando acesso a descontos exclusivos. ◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◾ Pesquisas Relacionadas: melhor celular ate 1500 reais,melhor celular ate 1500 reais para jogos,melhor celular ate 1500 reais samsung,melhor celular ate 1500 reais xiaomi,melhor celular ate 1500 reais 2024,melhor celular ate 1500 reais com 5g,melhor celular ate 2000,melhores celulares xiaomi até 2000 reais 2024,melhor celular samsung até 2000 reais,melhores celulares até 2000 reais 2024 camera,melhor celular custo beneficio 2024,melhores celulares custo-benefício para comprar em 2024,melhor smartphone custo beneficio 2024,melhor celular gamer ate 2000 reais,melhor celular,celular,celular barato,celular bom e barato,melhores celulares,celular gamer,melhor celulares android,melhores celulares 2024,melhor celular pra jogos pesados,celular custo benefício,celulares,celulares 2024,melhor celular 2024,melhores celular 2024,celular barato 2023,melhores celulares 2024,qual melhor celular bom e barato,celular barato 2024,celular bom e barato 2024,celular samsung,melhores celulares para 2024,melhor celular para jogar free fire,melhor celular para fotos e videos 2024,melhor celular para gravar videos,melhor celular da samsung bom e barato ,melhor celular da xiaomi bom e barato 📱 TOP 3 MELHORES CELULARES ATÉ R$ 2000: Qual é o Melhor Smartphone Bom e Barato para 2024? [NOVO]

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