#BDE tf

[alphajocklover]

I've grown....tired of my life. Like, it's the same pointless thing day after day. Caring so much about making the world better. I work a sad little non profit. Living in the big city and making little money. I haven't been on a date with a gay in over a year. Straight guys have it so much easier. Sometimes I wish I was more like them...dumb... obnoxious and loud...always having some crude joke....hehe....that'd be fun...to be some loudmouth hot as hell straight comedian or some famous straight actor who could get away with whatever he wanted because he was dumb, hot and young. Like maybe a lean muscular dude or a big bodybuilding buff guy. It wouldn't matter just as long as you make me some obnoxious hot straight asshole.

You say you’re tired of your life… but I don’t think tired is the right word. The word tired suggests you‘ve used up all your energy, that you’ve reached the end of your endurance and need to stop. That’s not what’s happening here. You aren’t tired, you’re restless. It’s not that you’ve used up all your energy, it’s that you haven’t used any of it. You’ve been standing still, living the same life the same way for too long now, and now all that energy you were supposed to be using to be a real man has built up so much you’re about to burst, and as silly as it sounds I’m not speaking in metaphors. Masculinity has its own, literal, actual energy.

Not much is known about it. It’s been called a number of things throughout the years, one of the best known and crudest nicknames being ‘Big Dick Energy’. But what we do know is that it’s real, and you’ve built up quite a lot of it. That happens sometimes, when someone generates said energy but doesn’t actually use it by doing anything manly. See, every guy generates some, jocks generate a lot, sissys generate a little, and most people use just as much as they generate. But not you. You haven’t been using any of your energy, so it’s built up inside you and now… it’s going to burst out. From what you’ve told me it seems like you’re already experiencing the first symptoms. An urge to act manly, toxic and obnoxious. But that’s just the beginning. Soon the buildup will become too much, and it’ll take over.

The transformation will be almost instant. You’ll beef up, dumb down, and lose yourself in pure, toxic masculinity. It’ll come off of you in waves, and you’ll feel like it’s the greatest high of your life. But like every high it won’t last forever. Eventually, probably after a few weeks of fucking sluts and beating up nerds, you’ll run out of energy and go back to you’re regular self, probably confused and strangely horny. That doesn’t mean you’ll never see your straight douchebag self again. Once you’re overloaded by masculine energy once, it’s easier for it to happen again. Not only that, the next time it happens it’ll happen longer.

You could try to keep it from happening again. Do something manly regularly, something simple like watching sports or working out. Or you could let it happen again. Keep turning into a straight jock for longer and longer, until eventually you completely overload on it and end up like that permanently. Whatever choice you make, I’m sure you won’t be tired of your life anymore.

[kintoo-un]

Listennn the reason Piccolo is my dream man is bc I know he would leave me alone and he would want me to leave him alone 😭 we’re married but with separate bedrooms type of situation!!!!

[arcielee]

I think mushroom should sit the iron throne

Absolutely not. As I mentioned, he is absolutely unhinged, but in a funny ha-ha way, definitely not a ruler of the Seven Kingdoms 💀

[yesloulou]

could you please explain to me why dancharles are vegas boys? if you know of course lol or is it a story made up by fans? thanks. S2 your blog

ok! daniel and charles and vegas!!! first of all here is an outstanding investigation by @reigningmax. you'll find the photo evidences in there

out of nowhere during summer break 2019, daniel and a freshly-off-rookie-year charles showed up in vegas together (they were spotted clubbing)

this was unexpected bc they weren't known to hang out (i was told. i wasn't here until last yr lol) apparently it wasn't planned. they were both in vegas at the same time so decided to spend time together

the trip apparently went well bc later in october they shared a plane ride that yielded these instagram stories (see below)

daniel later said in an interview that charles was 'vulnerable to peer pressure' so vacationing w/ charles was fun. and since we have no idea what really happened in vegas we can only ask WTF DO YOU MEAN BY THAT DANIEL????

(also i can't find the video on this rn but im 99% sure carlos also asked charles what happened in vegas once during a ferrari promo)

they were spotted in vegas together again 2 years later (Oct 2021)

++ you didn't ask but here are some important danchal moments: the watch check, the bde interview, the way charles handled him in here, The Look, whatever tf this was, and this

have fun!!

[livinahey]

This is what i'm thinking ab....

The rising (asc) from each of my persona charts:

Moon PC - 4° cancer

Super sensitive

Mercury PC - 3° sag

TALK. SO. PASSIONATELY. Also quite often get um "why being too blunt, calm tf down" reactions 😹😹 think ab young ppl that can't stand still talking...

Venus PC - 9° gemini

I'm here not for the boring people....You think youre attractive? Wait until i said that you arent boring. I have my own criteria. ab. attractiveness ‼️‼️‼️

Mars PC - 19° cap

Stoic (but can be easily annoyed sometimes) and still a bde. Lol. But don't test me to the point when i angrily wanna tear you tho.

Asc PC - 18° aries

Being seen as fiery passionate or whateverrrrr but need to be cautious sometimes 😭👋

Ic PC - 17° aqua

Maybe this is why my family find me kinda eccentric 😃😂🤪👈 I'm still the golden child tho 💋 dw ab mEe

Dsc PC - 17° leo

The shining star in relationship... Lel. You can't help but see me as your whole world ‼️✨💅🙄 no bad self esteem here; think highly of yourself cause you date/befriend ME aka being part of my life 😎🌬

Mc PC - 17° gemini

Thats why ppl see me as youthful

But idk. In the end, i'm still a person. Thanks.

What ab yourssss??? 💼:)

[gangrenados]

I just know the first time you’re with Jason it hurtsss but the pleasure too good and the BELLY BULGE?? GODDD

Jason got massive bde so of couse his dick gotta be big, he's a big boy.

I feel like he would be a shower for sure, so when the times comes you're gonna be surprised and wonder how tf that's gonna fit inside.

Honestly, I feel like Jason would not know how to control his size and the sex at the begginig would be awkard. Listen, I really doubt Jason got that many experience when it comes to sex, but good thing about him it's that he learns fast and it's a dedicated lover.

[b00tyliciousbabe]

Guys who could rearrange and flood my guts…pt 1

Welcome to the new hit series, “Guys who I need to clap tf out of my fat ass cheeks.” DISCLAIMER: do not judge me, i fantasise a lot but (unfortunately) irl I ain’t done anything (yet 🤭)

Logan Mandeville

WARNING: THIS IS LONG AF AND NOT PROOFREAD BUT ENJOY.

This guy just gives off BDE, I mean look at him; the toned abs, the strong arms, the body hair - he’s a fucking unit. In my opinion, he’s ugly hot as well, one of my biggest weaknesses. I’m from the UK and he legit looks like one of those white chavs/roadmen that would spark you if you even looked at them, and I find that so attractive. Ughhh I can just imagine him talking so tough and chavvy 😩 but at the same time I can picture him with a Boston accent and that literally makes me wanna suck the soul out of his dick. I kinda think I’m projecting my dream guy qualities onto him because I find him so leng but idc because I love it MWAHAHAAAA

Keeping the roadman aesthetic, I keep fantasing abt sucking him off in his tracksuit and eventually him piping me on the hood of his car. Let’s visualise, he looks like a Liam so for the sake of smut that’s what we are gonna call him…

(setting the scene: you guys are at a party)

It was a cool autumn night,

“Babe you look so fit tonight.” Your boyfriend said grabbing your waist and pulling your lips together. He had always loved seeing you in his brown leather jacket, it looked so big on you, but everyone loved how you styled the look. The kiss lasted for what felt like forever. The lights, the music, the people all drowned out, the only think that mattered rn was the two of you. “So do you,” you said as he stopped tongue fucking your mouth.

See the relationship u had with him was something special. From the moment he laid eyes on you, Liam wanted you to be his. Everyone at school loved you - the nerds, the band kids, the cheerleaders even the students who were basically alienated. What wasn’t to love? All of them…except the homophobes 🤮🤮, and since Liam was captain of the football team, he was guilty by association. That didn’t stop you from finding him attractive. You guys were never even meant to meet. But the day your lives became the storyline of an American teen show and he needed to raise his grade in English, was the day you both SAW each other.

“I’m never going to be as smart as you, no one can compare to the way you are.” Liam told you, and if you weren’t black, you would’ve even as bright as a tomato. “Look at me, you are gonna ace that test, you’re smarter than you give yourself credit for Li” You smiled at him, the eye contact just increasing the sexual tension between you two. “Tell you what,” he said licking his lips whilst staring at you twirling your hair and marking his essay, “if I pass this exam” “WHENNN” you interrupted, “when I pass this exam, would you wanna, maybe go on a date?” You smiled at him so innocently, “Of course, but it means you have to get at least 70%” “70%!! I’m barely pushing 50, omds.” Stop talking negatively, i want you to pass more than you think I do, now more than ever” I defended as Liam smirked at your newfound interest in being with him. Your bf went onto get a 87% in the exam, 2nd highest to ur 98%, and ofc that meant you had to go on a date.

(BACK TO THE STORY) you left him to chat to his teammates who loved your relationship, talk abt growth 👏👏 you went to talk to some of your best friends and the vibe was just so good. Everyone was dancing to the Weeknd. It was crazy in a good way obv. All of a sudden the captain of your school’s rival team starts touching on you. “yooo chill, don’t touch on me like that,” you said and your friends helped you to forget about him. “He’s such a perv, as if you would do anything,” they said “I know right, like I know I look good but come on” you attested. But he didn’t stop and Liam could see you were uncomfortable from the other side of the room. He stared with anger, as he downed his shot of whiskey. He moved towards you. “Is there a problem here babe,” he kissed your cheek as he hugged you from behind. “Nah, Li there’s no issue,” you smiled smugly at the dickhead who tried moving to you. “Can we go love?” You stared up at him. “Of course.” He said gripping your waist tighter, your eyes calming him down. You held his hand, rubbing his forearm to soothe him. “Yh Liam, listen to your lil (f-slur) bitch,” The whole party turned silent. He stopped walking, and you looked back at him to see he was fuming. “Li-Li, just ignore him,” you said with teary ish eyes and shallowed breath. He wiped your cheek. “You go I’ll see you in a bit,” He signalled to your friends to take you outside. “No, I ain’t leaving without you” you gripped his hand. “Babe, I’ll be out in a minute, just go”. Your friends helped you get out of there. The rest was a blur; You remember that your man walked out of that house with a bloodied shirt and blood covered broken knuckles, but at least he was consciously walking, and didn’t have to spend 6 months on life support, limping with a leg that would never kick the same. But hey, no one messes with you.

[polteergeistt]

Found an old pic of me. How tf did i have such bde at 12 bro I deserve all the bitches i'm getting

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[alphajocklover]

You know, you just talked about that "Big Dick Energy" thing, but I must admit, I have follow-up questions.

Under which terms that "accumulation" of "masculine enregy" happens, and for whom ? 'Cause you see, I'm a male-leaning non-binary guy, so it means that I qualify close to "man", yet disavows most masculine acts. Am I at risk of a "Big Dick Energy" explosion, or is my gender identity a sufficient deterrent (if true, it would open up a whole lot of other questions) ?

I'm sorry to go all science-y on you for a silly Tumblr post, but I need to know if I could be affected !

I should have known bringing up BDG would lead to some more questions. It’s a confusing, and honestly strange phenomenon I don’t know everything about. But I’ll do my best to explain it to you.

Everyone in the world has two special energies that are inside them. Not one, two. See, just as there is a masculine energy, there is also a feminine energy. There’s even some argument that there’s an androgynous energy but people can’t quite seem to agree on that. What we know for sure is that everyone has both masculine and feminine energy, even the manliest man and the girliest girl. The difference is how much of said energy someone produces. A very manly man makes little feminine energy and lots of masculine energy, and a girly girl does the opposite. Some people, like you, make fairly equal amounts of both, which makes you something that’s not one or the other.

Now, this energy accumulates when someone who naturally makes enough of this energy doesn’t expel it. BDG energy is expelled by doing something masculine. Usually a person naturally does this, since as the energy builds up a person has a natural urge to do such things. But when someone has these urges yet ignores them for whatever reason? That’s when the build up really begins to change someone.

You probably won’t end up like the guy from our last post. Being non-binary you probably make about equal amounts of masculine and feminine energy and use those energies enough throughout your daily life. But… you may still want to be careful. See, masculine and feminine energies can be… transferred between people. It’s sort of like how some people donate blood. Some people can donate masculine or feminine energy to another person. They usually need some training and an immense amount of built up energy to do so, but it is possible to do it, and I’ve recently heard of a few groups doing so by force, using energy to convert people to their cause.

So be careful out there. And maybe avoid any particular manly group of men for a while, or they may make you join them

**hey guys, didn’t expect to be posting about BDE again so soon but I can never turn down an interesting post idea. I’ve got a lot of different transformation methods now don’t I? Maybe one day I’ll figure out how they all fit together. Hope you enjoy!**

[forthewomenonly]

Oh a Vada request? Easy.

Vada gets high with r and she asks to draw on r. Not in an inappropriate way! Just because she thought it would be fun! She ends up getting BRICKED from seeing r naked in front of her because she had previously never seen r naked before and it was exciting! Vada presses her LITTLE bulge against r as she draws on her and things escalated from there! R feels Vada's bulge (r didn't know Vada had a dick) and r squeezed it because she thought Vada had something in her pocket. She didn't have any inappropriate intentions! Anyway I need Vada to beg r to let her cum inside

AHHHHH IM (S)CREAMING. Tf you mean little, Vada's dick is HUGE the bde is insane. R squeezing Vada's dick thinking is smth in her pocket has me giggling VADA EXCLUSIVELY LIKES TO CUM INSIDE HER BITCHES

[cherienymphe]

Beats me! My "hot take" is that most of these guys are average (which is still big in my eyes). Colossal Cawk Connoisseurs just want everyone to be 8 inches like where tf would that even go 😭 NOT IN ME!

Literally like everyone will swear that their favorite celebrity’s dick is like 9 inches but the likelihood of that is so slim 😭 like I know y’all think they’re hot and have BDE but I’m gonna bet that a good portion of Hollywood is comprised of men with either average or below average dick sizes. I like when people give headcanons to characters that are like “yeah he’s probably 5 inches but really wide” cuz that’s more realistic than the people who are all like “yesss omg he’s got a 13 inch schlong that’s the width of the Great Wall of China”. And yeah like anything more than six is just unnecessarily long 😭 if someone put all 9 inches of themselves in then at that point it’s not even gonna be enjoyable it’s just pure pain

Yeah I've always felt like girth would be more important? Maybe that's just me 😭

[arsenalgbt]

⭐️!!

Kai whimpers when he sees what’s reflected on Declan’s face, vicious enough that he has to take a step back from him. Even worse, fucking Gabriel dos Santos Magalhaes, born December 19th, today, is stepping up closer, as if they are swapping places. "Kai," says Gabriel, one hand outstretched. "I'm here."

naaaaaaaah u guys!!!! u guys pls, this particular display of BDE from Gabriel was just... chefs kissssssssssss. likeeee who tf knows what big gabi and kai have been doing during the coffee/lunch dates?????????? do you see how big gabi just *casually* stretches his hand towards kai? as if it's already a habit; a hand on kai's lower back when they enter a new coffee shop. when they step into their flat's building elevator... as if he *knows* kai will come to him likeeeee deccie whooooooooo

[thatoneguy56fanfic]

The Krew 2.0 made a group chat.

Asami: Who tf is BigJigglyBooty?

Korra: Me 🤣

Mako: Korra, no…

Bolin: Korra, yes! 🤣🤣

Mako: Why would you even chose that as a username?

Korra: Why not? It’s better than yours Mr “Mako-Pro-bender.” Plus it fits.

Kuvira: Can confirm :P

Iroh II: Who made my name General BDE? What does that even mean?

Asami: I’ll tell you later, babe lol

[vintagepresley]

What haircut you gonna give bde? Cause he said you can go wild 🤭

👀👀 The sideburns need to be tf down. LMAO.

[rueclfer]

My school said no distracting colors because they didn't want us to distract from the moment or whatever so I did what had to be done it's my day I was gonna do whatever tf I wanted 😭🫐

this very bde and we love to see it !!!!