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thatxvguy · 6 years

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KNOCK KNOCK, LET THE DEVIL IN.

Nah man like seriously what the actual fuck.

It was Friday, August 31st. A nice day to start Anime Festival Asia in Indonesia, I was already happy thinking what to buy to make myself broke at the convention, then aS SOON AS I FUCKING ARRIVED AT THE CONVENTION, SHIT BROKE IG AND TWITTER: EMINEM NEW ALBUM “KAMIKAZE”.

At first I shrugged and laughed thinking it was a troll/just an album announcement bUT AY TURNS OUT THAT SHIT LITERALLY DROPPED JUST WHEN I GOT MY MONEY FOR AFA & NOW BY THE TIME OF THIS WRITING I STILL DON’T KNOW HOW TO SAVE UP MONEY TO BUY KAMIKAZE MERCH, LIKE I SWEAR FUCK THIS SHIT SLIM, I FUCKING HATE YOU SMH.

Tbh I don’t expect much when I saw the Venom teaser for the movie, I thought he was just going to have a song for the movie soundtrack/at best, a soundtrack album by him just like how Kendrick did with Black Panther, but ay this looks promising.

Aside of me being salty, this album’s apparently executive produced by Dr. Dre and “Slim Shady”, like literally Marshall is fucking credited as Slim Shady, this shit sounds like a classic already- HE EVEN PUT BACK THE PAUL SKITS AGAIN YO DAMN.

Features are actually fresh as fuck tho, like Joyner Lucas? Nickle Nine? Goddamn man. First look at the tracklists & I can feel the fire already.

Aight then with that all being said, new EM album, Kamikaze, let’s go (I’m still salty to not have money to buy the merch).

01. The Ringer - SHIT BRO I CANNOT. WAIT A MINUTE *takes a fucking hour to get ready*

Okay so uh, wow. Illadaproducer. You fire bro. AND RONNY J? OMYGOD MAN.

First song and he’s shNAPPING ALREADY LIKE DAMN BRO. Okayokayokay let me slow myself here. Because he literally snapped on everybody who criticized him on The Storm freestyle & Revival, should I like write of a list of it?

>Vince Staples >Joe Budden >Lil Yachty (It’s not a diss tho, he just called him out) >Lil Pump >Lil Xan >Iggy Azalea >MGK >NF >Journalists >Donald Trump >Charmalagne tha God >Pretty much the whole current state of Hip-Hop

One song going and it’s fire already, why the fuck should we hit Em’s nerve for him to make a fire album like this though? That’s a big problem.

I like how he interpolates Young M.A. here, matter of fact everything he interpolates sounds better than the original lol excuse me for being biased smh. AND THAT EVIL SPELL LINE, GOT ME SO GOOD.

Overall a fire intro. Personal favorite already. I felt perfect when Em shouted out his favorite new-wave rappers, makes me feel like I listen to the right side of Hip-Hop lol.

02. Greatest - REVIVAL DIDN’T GO VIRAL

As much as I like some aspects of Revival, it’s still an ass album overall, so sorry I gotta say that man but that’s like, Jesus man it’s the fucking lowest.

AY MIKE WILL WASSUP BRO THIS SHIT BUMPS BROOO, better than the whole SR3MM album tbh smh. And the hook yooo, I really wokeuplikethis when I heard the fucking hook. Definitely one of the best hooks of 2018 lmao don’t @ me.

He still continues the theme of clapping back at people who clapped back at him & he’s not being boring on it which is very unusual, because y'know how it feels like when people wrote the same shit on different songs right? That shit gets repetitive & boring, but not this one.

And again, his interpolations are fucking top notch man, I can’t praise it enough for being too fucking great.

And that 2nd verse? God. Another personal favorite.

03. Lucky You (feat. Joyner Lucas) - I’m lucky to be alive after listening to these 3 fire straight.

Dude.

Whatthefuck.

This is godly bro.

Joyner came in with that fire verse, then Em ended the song with next level heat. That’s the whole gist of it tbh.

BOI-1DA CAME WITH THE HEAT. SHIT’S AMAZING BRO, I CAN STILL HEAR THAT NC-17 HERE, ILLA YOU FIRE TOO MAN WTFFF.

I like how they started their parts with different perspective of their respective careers, with Joyner not having the accolades he was supposed to get and Em with the awards that he ironically don’t need.

Joyner man, he came in with rapid fire yo & he fucking interpolates Denzel’s SUMO | ZUMO amazingly & fittingly. And Em back again snapping on the current state of Hip-Hop FOR THE 3RD TIME IN THE ALBUM & HE’S YET TO BORE ME WITH THE SAME TOPIC. And that “Record Breaker/Broken Record” line is slick as hell yo, plus how he interpolates (again) DNA. here is just amazing but somehow expected. Plus that ghostwriter line probably struck a nerve somewhere in the 6ix lol.

3 tracks in with pretty much the same topics, yet I didn’t get bored of it yet. The first 3 tracks & and those hits the personal favorites list already. This is probably a classic already.

04. Paul (Skit) - The very core question of Eminem’s career by this point tbh. Is he going just to put out shit albums and snap back the next year with a fire album? Is he going to repeat the same shit all over? So far the first 3 tracks don’t bore me but I feel like he’s trying a lil too hard on it? At least he didn’t sound bitter on this album so far.

05. Normal - It’s not an Eminem album if there’s no at least one misogynystic song isn’t it.

At first I wasn’t feeling it until the beat switches I was like, “Damn bro, Em can actually sound melodic like the mumble rappers too, damn.”

But I got the message of the song tho, it’s surprising that Em is still wishing for a normal relationship with women (Maybe he could had one if he didn’t went full misogynystic but eh).

Milo verse is funny tho, not anything special but it’s just funny. Not hilarious either but it’s just… Funny.

06. Em Calls Paul (Skit) - Basically a response about Em saying that he’s not trying to make an album just to clap back at people who criticized the album badly, thank goodness because I hope that shit doesn’t happen to him (I still don’t like the timing of this surprise album tho, still salty over the fact I can’t buy the merch yet).

Rumors believe that he was referring to Shawn Cee on the skit, but I don’t think it’s about him tho because Em said he read about some Yahoo-motherfucker who wrote about Revival and criticized about how bad Em did the album (Which I think to be true).

Now, Shawn Cee is a YouTuber famous for his Hip-Hop reaction/review videos. Eminem clearly said that he read about someone writing about Revival, not watched about someone reviewing Revival. So I guess Shawn Cee is in a safe position in his career lol. RIP to that Yahoo-motherfucker tho.

07. Stepping Stone - THIS HERE, THIS ACTUALLY BROKE MY HEART

It’s sad to hear that D12 is officially dead & to hear it from the group most popular member makes it even worse.

I like how to hook goes in & the bridge is just amazing to hear. I’m happy that he decides to break the silence about D12, it’s a plus point too for this album because I don’t want him to always talk about how bad Revival is tbh lol.

A great song to refresh yourself from this album’s main topic.

08. Not Alike (feat. Royce da 5'9") - THAT LOOK ALIVE SAMPLE THOOO. TAY KEITH FUCK THESE DUDES UP.

I don’t know why but I enjoy Eminem doing the Migos flow, it just makes him sounds funnier to me, the hook says all: Em is nothing alike to these mumble rappers, just like how what he says have nothing in common.

Royce went great here, but I feel like before his verse ends he sounds a lil rushed, or is it just me? Great feature nevertheless.

THEN EMINEM BACK AGAIN WITH THE MGK DISS & WHEN THAT BEAT SWITCHED TO THAT RONNY J FIRE? GODFUCKINGDAMN BRO.

Did Em just started his verse with the Ay flow? Because it feels refreshing when Em doesn’t go too fast on his raps & being more laid-back with it.

The flow showdown here man, it’s just unlikely people will hate on this one, I mean hey, GOAT with Tay Keith & Ronny J who doesn’t want that?

Definitely another personal favorite.

09. Kamikaze - Title song of the album, I gotta stop listening when I heard the word “Fack” said here lmao, the whole first part of the song is hilarious too, I mean that beat whatthefuck man, corny as shit lmao.

But hey as hilarious as it gets it’s still worth noting that this song sums up the whole point of the album, it’s basically him snapping back to haters & mumble rap by dropping a surprise album just for the fuck of it (Fuck it tho I’m still salty off the merch)

When the beat switched tho, that shit went sinister like straight up, WHY CAN’T HE JUST DO THE WHOLE SONG WITH THAT BEAT? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EM SMH.

And that outro bro, was that a diss at Drake? Those ghostwriters line still got me great man.

10. Fall - Featuring uncredited vocals by Justin Vernon for the hook, here Em talks about… WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT MAN THE ALBUMS BASICALLY A BUNCH OF DISS TRACKS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH OF HIM SMH, Mike WiLL fucking made a banger tho.

I felt bad for Tyler after hearing him got dissed badly with the other F-word, RIP Tyler & Earl too.

Budden, DJ Akademiks, Charmalagne & Lord Jamar got fucked up pretty badly here too, I mean I think this is the first time Em proved his point right & stayed relevant to the era he’s in. I mean he’s doing it in Trap beats so that explains a thing. (Listen to Lucky You for reference)

Verse 3 > Legacy in MMLP2.

11. Nice Guy (feat. Jessie Reyez) - NOW THIS, THIS IS PROBABLY THE FIRST EMINEM SONG FOR THEM CONCERT MOSHPITS.

THAT DROP IS JUST SO FIRE, & JESSIE, GODDAMN BRO.

I like the fact that the songs is less than 3 minutes just like how songs are nowadays. The bars are nothing serious tbh bUT THAT ENERGY BRO, IF THIS SHIT EVER GETS PERFORMED ON AN EMINEM CONCERT, I’LL DEFINITELY JOIN THE MOSHPIT.

Another personal favorite. And yea it’s a favorite personal because even tho the bars aren’t really nothing, I can still relate on how dudes just wanted to be nice for their woman out there.

Hook-post hook = definite anthem.

12. Good Guy (feat. Jessie Reyez) - BRO EMINEM ON A KINGDOM HEARTS SAMPLE BRO THANK YOU ILLA YOU DA GOAT.

I feel like this song & the song before is like a mini sequel to the long-ass Bad Guy song back in MMLP2, this song especially is just a continuation of Nice Guy, so nothing special tbh, lacks the same energy from Nice Guy tho.

The Kingdom Hearts sample fucking saved the song.

13. Venom (Music from the Motion Picture) - Now this shit, was the shit that made me believe that Em is actually going to produce the whole Venom soundtrack. This shit went off great, KNOCK KNOCK, LET THE DEVIL IN.

I LOVE HOW HE STARTED EVERY VERSE WITH THAT SENTENCE, REAL SLIM SHADY VIBES IN THIS SONG. AND THAT HOOK, UGH FUCK BRO SHIT.

How Eminem stated that we the fans are Eddie Brock & him being the Venom Symbiote is just very fucking symbolic, because as bad as he gets you know that he’ll still stick to us like how Venom sticks to Eddie.

THe very perfect outro for the album, a definite personal favorite because of the “Knock knock” line & the hook.

Overall album score: 9/10

A very great album which basically consists mainly about responses to haters, but somehow ends up being a breathe of fresh air of an Eminem record for the past 8 years.

Great team of producers (Illa you da MVP bro), great features, Eminem on his prime, executive produced by Dre & Shady,the return of Paul skits, no comment needed, definitely a classic already.

The only question I have in mind is that; should it really be like this for Eminem to put out a classic album? Should a big sack of hating in mass media on a shit album he put out previously fuel the urge for him to make one of the best records of him to this date? I don’t think so.

Personal favorites: The Ringer, Greatest, Lucky You (feat. Joyner Lucas), Not Alike (feat. Royce da 5'9"), Nice Guy (feat. Jessie Reyez), Venom (Music from the Motion Picture).

I’M STILL SALTY OVER THE FACT THAT I CAN’T BUY MERCH BECAUSE OF THE UNFORTUNATE SURPRISE TIMING. FUCK YOU EM.

Kamikaze > Eminem albums from 2010-2017

He actually did a serious damage because of his Kamikaze wtf he actually didn’t flopped, great.

You should’ve seen the memes for this album bro, shit’s wild.

Again, Eminem if you’re reading this, I love you for putting such a classic album in this era, bUT FUCK YOU FOR RELEASING IT THE EXACT SAME DAY OF ME BEING BROKE. Sincerely, a Stan.

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lastsleepageturning · 3 years

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so i just found out so much about boy and how toxic that kid actually is and also things about sade and the drama she has been in with certain people in certain friend group

i’m very surprised about the things i found out about boy but also very happy that we aren’t together anymore cux the shit i found out i wouldn’t want to be with someone who is like that - like ew bro homie really different lmao you really never know someone. shit it be your own niggahs brooo it be your own nigga lmaoo

and sade is sloppy bro like of course i knew this and more from things we’ve been thru in the past but ummm girl u need some milk cuz it’s not cute but u do u cuz that’s none of my business at the end of the day

shit is no longer my problem i’m writing about it to offically let all this go and put it behind me - break ups are never easy but this has been such a easy break up for me cux i didn’t lose anything dude i didn’t even benefit anything from my relationship with boy.. and sade - bro friends come and go - it happens it was simply nice to know her and to share the moments we had i will forever cherish those dumb silly moments with her cuz that’s love and she was cool (till she wasn’t lmaooo)

but about boy, brooo i didn’t learn anything from him like you know how in certain relationship you grow as an individual and learn from ur partner and you gain a lot from being with that person and become a better version of yourself yeah ummmm this relationship was not like that at all for me i didn’t elevate to a higher vibration if anything i lowered my vibration to put up with boys insecurity and emotional instability, his lack of being a man. it isn’t his fault - some males are just brought up different but boy was not a real man he is a lil boy as his nickname entails he is a Boy not a man... this relationship was more me beneficial for him - like there is only one lesson i learnt and that was don’t think that a fuck niggah won’t be a fuck niggah - what i mean is he left his girl at the time to be with me and what did i think that he wasn’t ganna do that to me lmaoo corny fuck niggahs will forever be corny fucking fuck niggahs lmaoo , boy has learned sooo many lesson thru me - i know i wasnt that ángel of a girlfriend but he is finally thinking about his mental and how he has mental issues and realizing a lot about himself and wants to be better (or so he says) and all this new knowledge i have put him on to about energy and spirituality and philosophy, ways of living a more fulfilling life broooo calm i put him on to so much

talk about using me for character development lmao i ain’t mad thou i know how powerful i am i am on this earth to change lives like i’m a pleadian baby i am a star seed and indigo child and healer and spiritual being - there’s a major mission for me here and you needed to go thru all this with me to become a better human but from the looks of it you seem to be falling into the same pattern - it’s honestly sad - i hope u find the right path but not everyone is meant to be in the right path soooo at that point that’s none of my business lmaoo

it’s about to be 2:22pm and i give thanks to universe and my angels for being here for me and also shoutouts to me being a secure bitch so independent and knowing her worth and also for being a scorpio cuz my feelings for boy that was once so pure and magical and full of so much love like genuine love is totally nonexistent and to me in my head, me and him never happened - i look at him now like eww his is an ugly human not only in physicality but also as a being, as a soul, as a person - he has good qualities about him but i think it stems from being a peoples pleaser but thank you universe for doing what you do best and eliminate those energies that are trash and i don’t need in my life

i am the same person i was before i got into a relationship with boy - during the relationship i still remained true to me but homie deadass was so insecure and all this extra shit that it rubbed off on me like ewwww lmaoo like i am light love and peace, smart, gifted, powerful, knowledgeable, intuitive and THAT FUCKING BITCH and i will only elevate

i wasted my time but it was fun - i got to love again and experience love even if it wasn’t real from him it felt real to me and i’m happy that i proved to myself that i can love deeply and allow myself to feel love

twinflame my fucking ass lmaoo Jorge was a soulkarmic and a joke lmaooo

i only hope you grow up one day for ur own good

gracias por todo aunque tu eres basura, como dice la canción de Bad Bunny llamado ‘Pero Ya No’

Ante' yo te quería, pero ya no

Tú me gustaba', pero ya no

Yo estaba pa' ti, pero ya no

Ey, pero ya no, ey, pero ya no

it was nice knowing u, u won’t be missed unfortunately and fortunately breaking up was such a weight lifter it was like a weight was lifted off my shoulder and the one thing holding me back from really really embodying everything good and positive that was coming into my life was ur bummmmass lmao

i wish u knew that i dead lied to you towards the end about many things especially my living situation i was not house hopping i was already moved into my new spot that the same day i moved out of parkchester nov 30th and let me tell u it’s such a lit spot brooo i live in manhattan now and in a newly renovated apartment that everything in it is new and the floor my fucking big ass closet like dude i’m so in love we really an adult signing leases hannnnnn lmao but yeah i lies cux i just wanted to see what u would do and you proved to me for i want to say the 10,000th time that u ain’t shit and was never shit lmao and that was the last official chord attached to u that finally broke off - i wasn’t tight anymore or sad i was literally living my best life so much abundance was coming in and i felt bad for being so happy without u cux i mentally emotionally spiritually broke up with u weeks before me moving out literally the week of my bday but u had already been doing me dirty for a while - what u did to me is something i will never do to u in a million years - lol and to think that u really believed and wanted to tell me that me and hassan did something and that there is something there between me and him, we have been and still are friends but u and sade dudeeeee u and her was deadass projecting cux u know what u was doing and knew what she was doing too but y’all dead tried playing me lmao - i am not u jorge i am better than you and i actually respect people and kept it real since day one- yeah sure dike you and sade was just friends yeah aight lmaoo u tried playing me but u only played urself and with time you’ll understand how if you really that dumb of a person lmaoo you showed me how good i was off that (that being u) and the feelings i feel is only bad for u cux shiet karma really is a bitch and i paid my karmic debt for doing what i did to Ania and we have learned and are now living in full greatness you wasn’t worth my tears or stress or fucking anything bro like you are for the birds and insecure bitches not me sir not me

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tellywoodtrash · 7 years

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ishqbaaz 30.08.17 lb

who knew shaktiji had such an eye for all this stuff? i bet he’s the one who instituted this ‘everyone dresses alike for the day’ nonsense this family does. (admin of the whatsapp group) 😗😗😗

“MERI BETI” WHO’S CRYING NOT ME NOPE 😭😭😭😭

he’s always had a soft spot for her but now it’s coming out PHOOT PHOOT KE 😘😘😘

also it’s hilarous to me that literally everyone’s left billu’s side to stan for the bahu lol. 😆😆😆

“same thing bro.” “not the same thing brooo.”

omfg i love om so much. 💖💖💖

what a face. i love it. i love him. 😍😍😍😍 #omkaraIsBae

“hum ladke waalon ki team bhi kuch kam nahi hai!” “height mein toh kam hi hai.”

hahahahaha cheap shot at the tiny rage siblings 😂😂😂

oh boy rikara are already battling as reps from their respective teams. 😗😗😗

“sab laal rang hona chahiye” “waah! kisi ne bataya hi nahi, jagraata ho raha hai, shaadi nahi!”

lol shut it, you hilarious asshole. 😂😂😂

YUCK OF COURSE BHAVYA WANTS KHAKEE 🤢🤢🤢

“actually kaafi alag hai. kisi ko shak hi nahi hoga ki shaadi ho rahi hai.”

lmaoooo man. tej’s kids truly did inherit his snark. 🤣🤣🤣

omki is playing artist card. but wife is not to be left behind. she has creative side too! 😊😊😊

bride and groom apne mein hi lage hue hai. 😏😏😏

PFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. THEY’RE SO CORNY. JUST PICK A FUCKING COLOUR, LORD. 🙄🙄🙄

ok om/gauri are at each other’s throats almost. i don’t think they fought this much over buamaa and her supposed evilness also. 😬😬😬

YAS, SHIPPING GOING ON. YES YES YES. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

yeah zeroooooooo sympathy for you pinky. i didn’t think anyone could be a worse parent than TEJ in this house, but my god, tej never fucked with his kids to this extent. (y’know, barring that time where he tried to set their mom on fire in the living room. 😕😕😕)

ok dadi, you tried. fuck her. i’m fwding. ⏩⏩

isht dev ki murti? kiska isht dev tho? the bride’s? the groom’s? what even is going on? 🤔🤔🤔

rudra PRETENDING to know what’s going on is how i get through 95% of the conversations i have in a day. 😐😐😐

snort, anika, maybe you guys should have planned this conversation a little better? 😆😆😆

hee hee, om is at the enddddd of his tether. 😂😂😂

OMG RUDRA SUDDENLY WHY ARE YOU SO EFFICIENT 😒😒😒

lmaoooooo anika straight up just punched rudra in the stomach to get him to stop fucking up her plan. what a savage. 😯😯😯

don’t fuck with bhaabi. 😠😠😠

what is with everyone’s reaction to shivaay proclaiming khanna as his?

i think, i thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkk khanna’s character is canonically gay. this is the second time they’re insinuating it in the show; the first being when rudra was in handcuffs and shivKara say it’s good khanna wasn’t the one who found him.

stupid homophobic jokes. fuck you, writers. 😡😡😡

lol anika is playing gauri’s uber-religious card against her. amazing. 🙃🙃🙃

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS! RIKARA ROAD TRIP! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

OMFG YOU IDIOTS AND YOUR PREMATURE CELEBRATION 😑😑😑

lmaoooooooooo the way they turned that into a “bye” hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

great. he knows now. 😣😣😣

OMFG DADI WONT EVEN LET SHIVIKA HIGH FIVE 😐😐😐

oh goddddddd, these idiots are back at it again with their advice. 😑😑😑

lol anika and her “baat karne ke liye MARE JAA RAHE HO” 😂😂😂

awww shivaay’s affectionate smile at bulbul dissing his brother. he’s sooooo whipped by this chirraiyya. 😍😍😍

“woh sher tumhe bhi sunata hai?” *instantly gives her pepper spray*

lmfao shivaay what even are you trying to imply??????? 😂😂😂

also fully calling it that omki is the one who’s gonna get a faceful of this stuff when the time comes 😐😐😐

gauri’s first instinct is to test the pepper spray out on bade bhaiyya. best. lord knows this billu has deserved to get pepper sprayed in the past. but ab sudhar gaya hai toh chalo, chod dete hai. 😌😌😌

OH HO SHIVAAY STOP MAKING IT WEIRD AND TIPPING THEM OFF 😑😑😑

lmaooooooooo gauri’s plan to “enjoy” the trip is to listen to bhajans the whole way. and when that’s over... SATSANG CDS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

hahahaha anika’s faceeeee at that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“gauri, please! thode romantic gaane sunte hue jaana! please?” “prem ke gaane? theek hai, hum radha kisan ke bhajan sun lenge.”

lmaoooooo gauriiiiiiiiiiiiiii 🤣🤣🤣🤣

meanwhile these two idiots here... 🙄🙄🙄

OH HO THESE TWO HAVE ZERO CHILLLLLL😤😤😤😤

aaaaaaand omki’s caught them. and has revenge on the mind. 😈😈😈

THEIR WHOLE DAMN RELATIONSHIP IS A GODDAMN CHALLENGE IT’S A MIRACLE THEY HAVEN’T MURDERED EACH OTHER YET AUR KITNE CHALLENGES 😩😩😩😩😩

lol this snarky asshole 😂😂😂

hahahaahaha awkward-est silence everrrrrrrr. 😐😐😐

oh hooooo, these two and their tadibaazi. 😣😣😣

ok music time. 🙃🙃🙃

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMFG HER YELLING “HAR HAR MAHADEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” HAHAHAHAHA GOD I LOVE HER SO MUCH 😂😂😂😂😂

oufffffooooo you two and your tadiiiii. what worthy successors you are to shivika. 😌😌😌

awwwww, he knows she gets silent when hungryyyy. 😘😘😘

GODDDDDDD YOU TWO. JUST MAKE OUT IN THE BACK SEAT. 😫😫😫

after getting something to eat. tummy rumbles during make out sesh isn’t sexy. 😗😗😗

first challenge is rasoi and seems rigged towards billu. 😕😕😕

snort, bhavya and her “IPC ke dhara ka ulangan” 😆😆😆

HOW IS THIS A FAIR CHALLENGE?

oooh interesting. she doesn’t want alooo puri! 😯😯😯

lmfao i have never seen anika look this aroused and in desire for billu as she is while describing this pav bhaji. (honestly girl, #same.)

and billu looks a little insulted by that, lol. 😂😂😂

HE WANTS RATATOUILLE AND ASPARAGUS AND WHAT NOT. AND OF COURSE HE’S BEING A PRETENTIOUS SHIT ABOUT IT AND WANTS IT VEGAN. 🙄🙄🙄

literally do not care about this svetlana plot anymore. show me my roadtrip babies. 😒😒

gauri ko billlllllllllllkul bhi bhook nahi lagi hai, so she’s only ordered the entire left side of the menu. and get your own damn paneer and baingan, husband!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

snort. 🤣🤣🤣

omki is too hangry to argue with her anymore. 🙃🙃🙃

oh god gauriiiiiiiiiii what even 😣😣😣

LMAO BHOOT FULLY MANDAROING IN THE BG AS OM YELLS ABOUT NO BHOOTS 😆😆😆

lollllllllllllllllllllll bhoot is lounging in their back seat like kareena kapoor in climax of talaash. 🙃🙃🙃

HOW ARE THEY NOT NOTICING THE MOVEMENT IN THE BACK SEAT 😑😑😑

“arre, agar woh itne pyaar se keh rahi hai toh maan jao na ki bhoot hota hai.”

lmaoooooo the bhoot is #teamGauri. as are all of us. 😊😊😊

where the fuck is her pepper sprayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 😫😫😫

holy wow i can’t stop looking at omki’s amazing hair as he runs. so luxurious and bouncy! 😯😯😯

“JUST SHUT UP AND RUN YAAR!” 🤣🤣🤣

PEPPER SPRAY COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 😟😟😟

LMAOOOOOO CALLED IT. I TOH SUSPECT SHIVAAY FULLY GAVE HER THIS THING TO USE ON OM ITSELF. 😆😆😆

oh finally someone bothered calling jhanvi and checking on her. 😐😐😐

ok whatever, fwding. 😒😒😒

oh look. episode over. ugh. what a time waste this fucking plot is. 😠😠😠

lol anika’s given up on the ratatouille and pesto blah blah. but why fear when rudy boy is here??? 😏😏😏

OOOOOOOOOOH fightyyyyyy om! i love seeing him beat up ppl. so hot. 😍😍😍

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