#BUT HARRY COULD JUST CAN OPEN HIM AND BE ANNOYING LMAO like. someone's dying at the end of the day

[euclydya]

i am surw we've said this before but hannibal would absolutely kill me for food crimes and that's hilarious. love that 4 me

[make-me-imagine]

Hello love ♡

First of all, I want to congratulate you on your 5500 follower milestone! That's incredible♡! I love your writings, Mera, and I think that your ship celebration is a wonderful idea!

Could I please request a male matchup for Marvel, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings/Hobbit? With the additional "What you did for your first date" and "Ways they show you they love you without words" headcanons for all three of them? I'm female, she/her.

To begin with, I'm full of contradictions, utterly boring, very insecure and highly complicated. I would say my strongest personality traits are my kindness, calmness and sympathy. It's almost impossible to scare or upset me, because I always see the good in a person and recognize where anger, frustration and despair come from. There's no cruelty in me at all. I'm open and impartial towards everything and everyone, without any judgment or prejudice. I also have a calming/grounding effect on other people and animals, which is great because I honestly love all sorts of animals (I'm also a vegetarian because I refuse to intentionally hurt any animal). I have a faszination for chaos and rebellion, but am quite submessive/timid and a clean-/control freak myself. I'm always well-meaning and there to help others. I despise people who enjoy the suffering of others, just because they have the 'power' to. I'm very open-minded and I think that every opinion matters and that whatever someone has to say is important, at least to them and therefore for me. I will never ignore someone's sorrows and suffering and I try my hardest to help and comfort as best I can. But, even though I see the good in everything, I'm very insecure myself and have little love and understanding for myself. I have a very bad self-esteem and not a particularly positive self-perception, which mostly defines my actions. It makes me believe that I'm a burden to others and that I annoy them. I feel like I'm not "worthy" of love/there's nothing lovable about me, that there are too many problems in contrast to the little good things. Nevertheless, I would never change myself for anything or anyone, I'm who I'm. For me, dealing and interacting with people is really difficult, because I'm so clumsy and nervous around them and easily feel like I'm making a fool out of myself. Another reason is that I fear to be rejected and thrown aside when someone sees how boring, problematic and annoying I actually am. You would be surprised how timid and reserved I'm; I'm sure you wouldn't notice me in a room full of people if it wouldn't be for my different appearance (I'm always wearing only black, have dyed my hair a little and two ear piercings). I almost never like the "typical" heroes and righteous characters. And somehow I have such a undergoing disdain for any figure in the police and law department. Because I'm easily sad and not a funny/joking person, I like and enjoy people who aren't too serious themselves. And I'm the most loyal person you'll ever find, once you earn my trust, I'll always be on and by your side, no matter what. I've always felt like I don't belong anywhere, like I'm the only cat in a room full of dogs. That's probably why I have a soft spot for the weirdos, outcasts, loners and "crazy" ones. Though, in my opinion, the definition of normal, crazy and real are very subjective. My whole life I've felt kinda judged, misunderstood and unwanted. People often falsely think that my unassuming nature is naivity and take my social-insecurity for aloofness and coldness. I'm also quite opinionated and aware of what I want, how I feel and who I am. I'm often questioning my surroundings, the traditions and rules and I have no problem challenging others, even authority. I'm a perfectionist, which often leads me to overthinking and that can be equally good and bad. I'm absolutely clueless in romance and totally oblivious to flirting because I'm 100% inexperienced in this stuff, but I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic.

-Luna 1/2

Hey Luna, I hope you like what I came up with. You provided a bit more information than was necessary lmao, I forgot the word limit for asks was extended. BUT, it was enough to give me a good feel for who to ship you with, so I hope you like them!

All ships are under the cut: 

Marvel: 

I ship you with Clint.

Clint was my immediate thought when reading your information. He is very loyal and kind-hearted and I think would be most drawn to those who are kind, loyal, and have strong morals. He would try his best to show you how great you are through your insecurities, he loves you for who you are and sees no flaws in you. He would be very good at showing his care and love for everything you are. He does not need words to know how you feel as he is very good at seeing through you and knowing what you feel without them.

What you did for your first date: 

You would have a fun yet casual day out date.

First you would go on a walk through a nearby park, talking and joking about everything and nothing. 

Then you would go to a musical instrument museum.

He loves music too, so this would be great for both of you.

You got to see the evolution of music and instruments and listened to various kinds of music.

You spent hours in the museum together.

To finish the date of you went to a restaurant, you chose the place to go too since he knew you were vegetarian and he wanted you to share your favorite place and meals with him. 

Ways they show you they love you without words: 

He loves physical touch as well, so he would often express himself through various physical actions. 

Placing a kiss to the back of your hand, or head. 

Hugging you close to him randomly. 

Wrapping you up in his arms on the couch when watching movies as he randomly kisses the side of your head or face. 

Best Friend: 

I think your best friend would be Steve. He is a very kind and compassionate person and would be very brotherly to you. he would never force you out of your comfort zone and would often check in on you. He can sometimes be a bit serious, but it never pushy towards you. He is very caring and helps you to accept yourself and things around you. 

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Harry Potter: 

I ship you with Harry. 

Harry is a very encouraging and accepting person and I think he would see the best in you and would never stop showing and proving to you that you are worthy of love and compassion. He would find you to be beautiful and never sees the flaws that you try to convince yourself that you have. I think he would be one of the best people to show you that you matter and are beautiful. 

What you did for your first date:

You first met at Hogwarts, and since there was not much choice in dates he chose something simple that he knew you would enjoy. 

You left during dinner and took an evening stroll around the grounds.

You stayed out past curfew and sat on a nearby hill watching the stars together.

When you began to get sleepy you snuck back in and he walked you back to your room.  

Ways they show you they love you without words:

He brings you your favorite snacks and drinks randomly. 

Randomly drapes his cloak or jacket over your shoulders when you are cold. 

Will take your hand in his and rubs his fingers softly over your skin. 

Hugs you from behind randomly. 

Will play your favorite music throughout the house when he knows that you are stressed or sad. 

Best Friend:

Hermione. She is very good at making you feel better about the world and yourself. She is always open to going on long walks and listening to you rant about anything or just to talk when needed. She is good at giving advice and never lets you feel inferior to anyone. 

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Lotr: 

I ship you with Aragorn. 

Out of everyone, I think Aragorn would be the best suited for you. He is kind, and patient and sees the best in everyone. He would see the best in you and is very good at showing it to you too. He will always make you feel wanted and needed. He does not let anyone take you for granted and will always stand up for you. He loves that you love music and will sing for you when you are stressed or having trouble falling asleep. 

What you did for your first date:

Aragorn being Aragorn, woud take you on a horse ride to a beautiful forest.

You would go exploring and walking through the meadows.

He would share his knowledge of various plants with you and pick you flowers along the way, making you a small bouquet. 

Once it got late, you two sat on the top of a hill and watched the sunset, waiting for the stars to come out before making your way back. 

Ways they show you they love you without words:

Surprising you with flowers randomly. 

Holding your hand as you walk through town on a quiet evening. 

Bringing you various plants and taking care of them for you.

Planting you a garden with all of your favorite plants and flowers. 

Hand-making you a special pendant to wear or hang somewhere in your home. 

Best Friend:

Out of everyone, I think you would form a bond with Eowyn. She is caring and quiet, and is very easy to get along with She is very good at making people aware of their worth and of feeling wanted. She would never make you angry or disappoint you. I think you two would become so close that you consider each other family. 

xx

[chickenstuffedwithmozzarella]

Tumblr said so. And in some pics i saw it kind of greenish, but it wasnt really clear. JAJAJAJA. Yes, you may be a bit biased, but it did suit him. Aha. I liked the whole look; the jacket, the jewellery (?) in it and the nail polish. Same, i love him wearing what he wants. He has great taste, i must say. Nop, i havent watched Maestro de la Costura (i dont watch TV) but i saw the pic you posted. Does that counts? I love your mom😂😍 She is so invested

JAJAJAJAJA. Yes, maybe starting with the first one would be a good idea. But, im not in the right to say anything bcs i too have started a saga without reading the first book quite times🤷 Yes yes. If you havent started it yet, wait until next year. Bcs waiting a whole year for it to be released is quite annoying. That way you can enjoy it all in one go. (2)

Yes. Im clingy, but only with a few people. Family and old friends. It takes a lot of time for me to feel comfortable touching people, but when i do, theres no way im stopping. Oh yes. I understand you, my sister is not a fan of touching, and she stands so still and rigid when somebody does that. But you see, you have the cats to give you love, i dont so, i need to resort to human contact😂🤷 [im really sorry to hear about your cousin :(, i hope you are fine ] (3)

JAJAJAJAJA. The things you tell about Honey always make me laugh. How is he even real? He is indeed a mommy cat. (Also, Liam the Cat, im watching you. Do not steal Honey’s food. He needs to grow up). (4. Im betting on you, inbox. Dont eat this one too)

Tattos of cats? Doesnt sound that bad. But i see your point. No, i dont have any. Same reasons. I dont like pain, and they are too permanent. I cant make my mind about what i would like to get tattoo and i dont want to regret it later. Maybe someday i’ll find something so meaningful i wont be scared of changing my mind later and not finding it important enough. (5)

——————————————————————————————————YAAAAYYYY!!!! I GOT ALL YOUR ASKS!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (thanks Tumblr for the delivery 😒)Yeah, I got to see some pics were you could say it’s green, but it looks as if it was black reflecting the light and that’s why it seems green. Idk. It looked good on with whether blank or green, jajajaja. And, yeah,I liked the whole look with the pink jacket and the nails and all that, but it reminded me a “torero”,jajajajaja, and I can’t not watch the similarities, 😅.I don’t watch tv that much either, and I was totally a coincidence that we caught the final that day, bc my mom has only watched the reposts on Saturday or Sunday (she doesn’t even know the day they passed it…). But I went a little crazy over the coat,jajaja. And yes, my mom is very invested with the boys. And very patient with me!!! Because I tell her all the gossip in the fandom, and she doesn’t have any idea of what I’m talking about but I only tell her: you just trust me in what I’m saying… 😝 and she’s like: kook, whatever you say. She used to buy me every merch item she’d find when she went shopping, but I told her to please stop. stop giving money to Simon c*well 🤣🤣🤣🤣. And she was like ok ok whatever… jajajaja. (I recently found a packet of 1D clinex…🙄🙄 hiding in one of my drawers, so…). She even told me around mid February to please start playing Harry’s album in the car again, to remember the songs before the concert. And the other day told me the same about Niall’s album, lol. Lol, if there was an award for Most Supportive (and patient) Mom of a 1D fan, it would have to go to her!!!

Lol, I started watching Stranger Things at chapter 7 on Netflix by mistake, jajajajja and I only realized when the next chapter was about to start and I read “Chapter 8”, and I rolled my eyes at myself so much, that I got a headache… 🙄🙄. Is the next season of GoT the last one?? I can remember what my friend has told me. But I’m so bad at waiting for a new season, I prefer to watch the whole thing at once, and then forget it,jajaja. I’ve been disappointed so many times with tv shows, that I don’t trust them anymore, jajaja.

Oh, yes I have my cats so give my love, and to cuddle (and I would change for anything, lol (tell me I don’t sound like a crazy cat lady??)) The only humans I’m clingy with are the cousins I’ve seen “to be born” (the younger than me, not that I went to see my aunts giving birth 😱). Those are the only ones I feel comfortable enough to cuddle and kiss (till they’re old enough to send to eat shit anyway, jajjaja).

My stories about Honey make you laugh??? If you lived with him, it would be another song, jajaja (I love him). He’s so mischievous. If he isn’t sleeping, he’s being naughty, jajaja. There was one time when I thought he was dying (bc that’s my first thought always) or sick or something, bc he would left his food untouched every time I tried to feed him. And I was about to call the vet to get him checked. But then, one day my father found a box we have in the basement full with homemade chorizo open. And it has some bags empty of chorizo and the plastic was scratched. Do you see what the way this is going? YES! Honey had opened the box someway and he had been eating chorizo wrought our knowledge. That’s why he gave me his food to me. HE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. And the thing is that those day he was eating that, when he came to sleep on me, I could smell something like chorizo in his paws, BUT HOW COULD I EVER IMAGINE THAT?!?! Jajajajaa. We had to change the box to another place more than once, because he kept finding it!!! He’s so smart 😻😻. My dad wanted to kill him, but… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Now, we always joke about it all the time. I, from time to time, smell his paws 🐾 just in case he has found it again. Ayyyyy, this cat… I could be talking about them for hours. I have their paws framed in the living room. And I pic of them. If you come to my home, you can see pics of my sister wedding, my sister’s trip to Paris, some of my cousins, my granny and uncle who already passed, and beside all of that a pic of my cats, jajajajja.

Totally agree about tats. In my family there aren’t so many tats. Like I think only five (bc we are a lot) of my cousins had tattoos, and one of my uncles and that’s that. My mom just yesterday saw someone with a lot of tats and she was horrified, lmao. I’m like Louis: first I didn’t like tattoos; then I started likiing them on other people; and next I guess, will be getting the first,jejje.

Now that you talk about Louis…😜 I MISS HIM!!!! WHERE IS HIM?!!??! WHERE IS HIS ALBUM???? 😭😭😭😭😭 🤣🤣🤣🤣, as you can see I “estoy como una chota de la cabeza!!!!!”😱😅

Quoting my dear Harru: “hope you don’t run from me”. I have so much fun talking to you!!! 😝😝😝 Byeeeee!!