Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 3
Propaganda
Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):
#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show
PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS
GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY
We didn’t do hot Glenn summer for him to LOSE. Spoilers for his story but MORE PROPAGANDA FOR YOU:
Young hot rocker dilf
Loyal to his dead wife <3
Does in fact smoke weed
BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)
His band was a Christmas cover band btw.
Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy
Anti government (ofc)
Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)
Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??
Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch
One incredibly buff arm
Has a pet rat named after his son <3
Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged
OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE
HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON
A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)
HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS
IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED
Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence
Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!
I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.
GLENN GLENNNNNN
Listen, I don't know this other character but I've seem some good arguments for her However Consider Glenn Close winning through no effort of his own in a bullshit way despite being a dick is the most in character thing ever. He leveled up three times and got a crab mech, we GOT to give him this win, it's fitting
I haven't dedicated the last 2 months of my life drawing Glenn close for him to lose
Vote for Glenn Close or I will make you read the parody I did of the vaporeon copypasta
I don’t regulate if minors follow me or not bc I’m a pretty chill space but I hope the world is aware that’s the only reason I haven’t been downright nasty about Glenn close. I’m down bad. I’m NOT in the boat of ‘Glenn isn’t sexy but I want him to win bc it’s my fandom’. I would estimate I have 200+ drawings of Glenn on my phone that AREN’T safe for work. Way more that are. Where did they come from? That’s MY business. But I tell you this fact to assure you- Glenn IS sexy. I’m not voting to represent my fandom I’m voting out of TRUTH AND LOVE. IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T GET IT!!! I just think my level of feral over this man is more powerful than y’all realize. If you don’t get his sex appeal that’s okay, but don’t doubt that this is my truth.
VOTE GLENN
Glenn fuckers fought tooth and nail to get us here from like 38% dawg we DESERVE THIS. GLENN IS THE SEXIEST MAN!!! HE WAS THE FIRST FICTIONAL CHARACTER I FOUND HOT AND HE’S GONNA CONTINUE TO SWEEP!!! Your hot goat woman sounds sexy don’t get me wrong but I’m forever fighting for the man that changed my brain chemistry. Proud of our fandom tbh. I don’t think y’all understand the sheer amount of effort I have put in to get my boy where he is today but this placement feels well earned. TO GLENN SWEEP!!
THE FUCK YOU MEAN GLENN CLOSE ISNT WINNING IM BOUT TO THROW HANDS FR
Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so
Yalll better vote glenn i swear to god
Vote Glenn or else the bird gets it🐦🛸
HOW IS MY DUDE NOT WINNING????
GLEN GELN NELG GLENNANN HE DESERVS ITTTT
HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. Do you think pickman needs this to feel good about herself? Can she not accept a loss for the sake of a pathetic father? Can she shake hands with the minivan fucker and his human gun and just take the L on this one? He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.
Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.
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y/n it ain't a fun day at work if im not covered in blood !!!!
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screamyn so excited that she's gonna be in another movie with timothee !! we were all begging for itttt
tchalamet how do you still look so beautiful 😍
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laurieslaurence HIS COMMENTTTT 🥺🥺
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tchalamet Je suis amoureux
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lauriexamy PARENTSSSS
y/n 🥺🥺🥺 I love you
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paulsarrakis I'll translate- 'I am in love'
scrubscrubtimmy CRYINGGG AWWWW
illiteratewonka I need a girlfriend before I kms
@yn tweeted- HAVE YOU GOT A SWEET TOOTH ?!!!??? 🗣🗣🗣
@ynsgirlfriend replied- LMAOOO is that your fave wonka song 🤔
@yn replied to @ynsgirlfriend- it is soo good and catchy but I think i would be deemed a bad girlfriend if i said one without timmy... so no! 'for a moment' is my fave!!!!
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@realchalamet replied- good choice, baby 😊😊🩷🩷🫶🫶🫶
@wonkastim replied to @realchalamet- HELPPP LMAOOO
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y/n handsy man !!!
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tchalamet can you blame me 🙄
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wonkaswhore BROOOOOOO I GASPED OMG
ynsflorals im loving her happy and in love era
addisonraee y/nnnn I love you
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y/n I played your ep for timmy, he's been singing IVE GOT NOTHING ON BUT THE RADIO for days help
tchalamet okay let's not stretch the truth here ... it's been one and a half days
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tchalamet be with me. out june 7th!!!!!!! made another movie with the love of my life. im really proud of this one.
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y/n and I'll watch.
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saysoyn girl you're literally in it too !!
littletimmy the laurie reference 😭😭 I bet she says it all the time to him.
floralyn IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOODDDD
timmylaurie I CANT WAITTTT
timotheepaul it seems so romantic omg
rachelzegler ILL BE SEATED DAY ONEEE AHHH
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y/n June 7th!!! our second film together, we fell in love during the first one, what will this one bring?
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giddyyn can't wait for the press tour omg
motivatedyn YESSS IVE BEEN WAITING SINCE YALL WERE ANNOUNCED AS THE LEADS
fluorescentyns I wonder if they got cast BECAUSE they're together 🤔🤔
tchalamet why did you get better pics to post than I did 😔
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y/n I like your pics 🫶
blankspaceyn marriage ???🤔🤔🤔
tsgf or a breakup 😁
ynslipgloss okay you're weird.
y/n just posted a story!
caption- June 7th 🤭🤭
@popcrave just tweeted- some newly released behind the scenes photos of @y/n and @realchalamet on the set of their upcoming film 'Be With Me'
@hometoyn replied- in the video it seems like they rly had a lot of fun together 😭🫶🫶🫶🫶
@honeymoonyn replied- THEY ARE SO DAMN CUTE OH MY GODDDD
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@y/n just tweeted- COUPLES QUIZ WITH GQ OUT NOWWWW 🫶🫶🫶
@ynscurtains replied- yall are so cute oh my worddd
@goldenyn replied- the way timothee looks at you 🥺🥺
@leextimothee replied- y/n is so goofy she's perfect for timmy fr
@modernyn replied- i love how both of their personalities rubbed off on each other 🫶
@popcrave just tweeted- Timothée Chalamet and Y/n L/n seen getting close while filling their car up with gas.
@ynsfluffysocks replied- they're so real. I would never stop kissing y/n either no matter what.
@medalliayn replied- "getting close" 💀💀😭😭
@fuxkyn replied- getting close or rounding third??
@celebgossi just tweeted- Y/n L/n and Timothee Chalamet at the 'Be With Me' premiere after party.
@sweettoothyn replied- im gonna just join someone else's relationship fr
@timmyxyn replied- ooo yk they're high asl 💀💀💀
@leemarenss replied- watching the movie tmrw I'm so excitedddd
@fuxkyn replied to @leemarenss- it's not that good tbh, timmy carries
@leemarenss replied to @fuxkyn- yeah... you have a weird one sided aggression towards y/n I ain't gonna trust your opinion 💀💀
@wonkastim replied to @fuxkyn- 100 percent on rotten tomatoes so far... letterboxd avg is so high, you're a hater fr !! he ain't gonna date you sweetie!!!
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tchalamet making this movie with my favorite person ever was the best experience in the world. everybody worked incredibly hard on it and it's now out for you all to see. I hope you'll watch and enjoy.
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y/n !!!!!!!
ynslipgloss IT WAS SO GOODDDDDD you guys are amazing
reguluschal yall are like a younger ryan gosling and eva mendes fr
florencepugh you guys absolutely smashed it!!! love you both🫶🫶🫶😍😍😍
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y/n I LOVE YOU I MISS YOU FLO
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y/n Be With Me out nowwww !!! I hope you enjoy it as much as we loved making it.
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tchalamet my girl is a movie star 🥺🫶🫶🫶
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rachelzegler you are literally amazing. chills, I love you
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ynstan JUST GOT OUT OF THE THEATRE WHY DID YALL DEVOURRRRR
you gave me my own tag 🥹, I'm so honored thank you (⚈∇⚈ )
Ok so this is a kinda short yap but basically I was thinking about us and Sukuna going to a craft fair and stuff cause I imagine us walking around and looking at each stand and what they have and then we notice a stand with crocheted stuff and we see a crocheted guitar plush (I'm projecting I'm working on a guitar plush right now) and we point it out to Sukuna because it kinda looks like his guitar and Sukuna brushes it off and tells us he's going to the bathroom and while he's in there we go over to the stand and buy the guitar plush and a tiger plush because we can and when we meet back up with Sukuna we gift him the plushes and Sukuna's face flushes for a moment before he accepts the gift and tries to act nonchalant (He fails) and then we do some more shopping before leaving or something and on the train ride home Sukuna whispers to you 'Thanks for the gift, sweets' OR some other pet name and we're just a blushing mess kDJHFKJSHFDERIWKHFNIUER
HAVE AN AWESOME DAY/NIGHT AND REMEMBER YOU ARE GREAT \(⚈∇⚈ )/
HI BABE hehe yesss u have ur own special tag now <3
This is SO CUTE STOP ITTTT!!!! Omg and you know for a fact that he’s gonna prop those up in his room and make it look like the tiger is playing guitar!!!!!
When he leaves to go to the bathroom we’re staring down the little plushies debating if we should buy them or if he would think it’s stupid, and we’re like let’s do it!! Worst case he just laughs at me!! So we buy them and are scrambling hiding them behind our back when we see him walking back, telling him “close your eyes” and he’s like “it’s not another fish right” ASKAAKAK
And when we give him the plushies he is SO smitten. He’s trying SO HARD to keep up this uninterested facade, but we can see a smile cracking on his lips and he covers his mouth up with the palm of his hand, pulling his cheeks down so we can’t see the smile in his eyes but he’s CAUGHT!!! There is NO hiding it!!! He makes some little joke about how “now I’ve gotta walk around carrying these things” but he fucking loves it. We offer to carry one for him and he’s almost offended like NO!! These are MINE back off SKAKAKKA
On the train ride home he props the tiger one up to sit on our head and takes a picture (because it’s SOOO funny, that’s DEFINITELY why. Not because it’s cute and he wants a picture of us that’d be SOOOO RIDICULOUS!!)
Omg and I can’t decide what kind of petname he would call us likeee!! I LOVE the idea of him dropping one sooo casually but I’m so torn between sweets, or doll, like AAAA!!!! I need to write a part of us having some kind of inside joke that leads to a petname!! Like us spilling honey on the counter so he calls us honey or something askakkaksm
Imagining him calling us sweets had me sqEALINGG IM KICKING MY FEET GIGGLING RN!!!! He leans over and whispers into our ear in his deep raspy voice and we’re IMMEDIATELY so flustered and a total blushing MESS and he sees it and is soooo smug so proud of himself!!! He’s absolutely gonna give us a hard time about it later hehehehe
Have a wonderful day!!!!! If u have petname suggestions let me knowwww!!!!!!! <3
hiii i saw your requests are open and omfg- off topic but youre so pretty😞🫵 hongjoong would deffo be proud of himself for having you as his stan. NO JOKE.
Ahh also I've read almost every work youve done and your writing style, everything just- HOW YOU WRITE IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, I could go on reading everything written from you for hours!
Anywayy- again, I saw your requests are open and ahaha since Im not a writer, and I admire you like A LOT i really wanna share one of my scenarios these days and mayyybeee you could writeeee abouuuuttt itttt hehe (ofc if you want --I wont be mad if you never make it lol ill continue support your work!)
So- IM SO WHIPPED FOR SEONGHWA. Been loving my man for years now lmfao so you already know whos this aboutt~, anyway hehe, i was thinking maybe writing 9th member fem!reader ! Ateez (and reader included ofc ofc) are going on vacation in a really nice hotel, with beach outside, everything's perfect for the members to relax a bit from their busy schedule! Reader is also kind of bf and gfs with seonghwa? I mean everyone in the industry AND out of the industry ships them, call them power dynamic and stuff and, even before that, reader and hwa always had that tense. Yk, reader is prettt close with all of her members, they feel like big brothers to her but fucking Park Seonghwa is driving her AND HIM insane since training day. Reader though, is mostly closer with Mingi if not Seonghwa and they are so so touchy with each other, flirting but for fun and nuh uh girl Seonghwa is POSSESSED. Hes so jealous and he doesnt even hide it. Doesnt even try to hide it. He doesnt have a problem with Mingi but when he sees his hands all over you gosh he really wants to make him watch you getting railed by him.
+ its beach day and ateez decide to play shoulder fights? Chicken fight? Lol idk how to say it and Reader get paired with Mingi which causes Seonghwa watching her thighs all over Mingis face. Ahhh- JEALOUS MUCH. Let me add also that of course Seonghwa and reader share the same room so in their way back from the beach it was so tense. Lol- kind of vers2 from your hongjoong jealous bf fanfic. (I RLY LOVED IT BTW🥲)
Im so so sorry if I didn't give you my exact thoughts but- i trust you enough to make it your own~ adding your little details and everything. Youre so talented I dont think you need my details- I think i gave out the main parts!
Thank you so much for your time and I hope you have, will have and had a nice day<33 im so excited for your new works!
(English is not my first language btw so excuse me if something did not make sense)
(actual representation of me reading the beginning of that message-- please??? what if I'm kicking my feet in the air and squealing right now? that was adorable! thank you so much ♥ I'm nowhere near beautiful, what you see is the disgusting reflection of my neverending love for Kim Hongjoong, nothing moooore...!)
I'm so sorry it took me AGES to get this request done but it is finally posted ♥ here ♥ !
I hope you enjoy!
Thank you so much for requesting and for your lovely words! ♥
KNEW ITTTT. i have a mental music video of switch scenes everytime i listen to it, it's so them, LIKEEE I TOTALLY GET YOU, TREY SONGZ EREN.
Could you maybe share us some of your songs for other fics as well, if you have some HAHAHA
AHAHAHAH YESSSSS!!!! omg i love that tho ur so cute anon, maybe i'll have to start posting songs at the beginning lol !!! BUT IM SO HAPPY U GET TREY SONGZ EREN, HE JUST FITS THAT SO HARD I THINK THAT SONG REALLY SHAPED HIM!!
omg of course!! I've already done a few I think, but i'll try and give u more in depth! U will be happy to know, my current Switch song is 'Deeply Still In Love' by ROLE MODEL AHAHAH particularly these lyrics 😂 it's giving chaos
While I heard,
You might have found somebody new
I still can’t swallow it
But I think I’m proud of you
AHhhh okay for other fics hmmmm I think I've said before but Thunderlight - HEAVILY fleetwood mac inspired!! Particularly 'Rhiannon' ITS GIVING SPOOKY WITCH!!
The Way Life Goes- 'The Way Life Goes' by Lil Uzi Vert AHAHAH that's one of my favourite songs lol, it's just kind of a banger it's my melancholy song ahaha
RIP Luv - 'RIP Luv' by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin, but also I think a few switch songs tbh bc it was giving HEARTBREAK! BUt also some Coi Leray I think, might have been 'Involved'
Fame and Fuckery - Literally just that one drake song I don't know what I was on, I was in my feels or something 😂 'Fucking Fans' -Drake
Ooooh the other ones i'm having trouble remembering now, lemme think, tbh any werewolf a/b/o fic u can COUNT on the fact that i've listened to 'Need To Know' by Doja, like a million percent it gets relistened to every time i write a werewolf fic lmfao!
TBh i'll give u my Switch playlist below tho, bc it's long and it defs reminds me of writing those first few chapters AHAHAH IM A BIG RAP/RNB GIRLY THO AHAHAH
Wassap😼 Just wanted to ask what’s your favorite(I yapped quite a lot so you can oppenly yap as much as you like too lol):
- Food - I LOVE ice cream. Like live love laugh ice cream. Especially the one’s that they put in a cone at some cafes. The store bought one’s are alright, but nothing hits more than a fresh cone of ice cream while walking by the beach🔥 I honestly don’t understand people that prefer to eat it from those goofy ahh cups. Like who are you, some 72 year old british woman named Karen?😭
- Animal - umm I love mostly every animal. But dogs are probably my fave. I WOULD like cats more if I wasn’t allergic. Like, I’m used to dogs and was more interested in them as a kid because I just couldn’t interact with cats without getting itchy eyes and uncontrollably sneezing😭 I was like OBSESSED with dogs as a kid. That phase lasted until I was 10-11 years old. But cats are pretty cool too😼
- Colour - oof that must be a tough one. I’m not gonna be edgy and say something like black or white🙄 My fav colour has always been yellow. Although I don’t have that many coloured clothes. My fav fit is all brown😭 But brown IS a shade of yellow so…
- Song/group - ok so I’m really proud that I’ve been getting into lesserafilm because my new friend is also a kpop fan but she prefers gg, specifically lesserafilm, so I’m happy that I finally listened to some of their songs😭 I love “Impurities” and “Guardian” (lesserafilm). My second favourite group is ofc Skz. They made a LOT of 🔥 songs, but “Charmer”, “Domino”, “Surfin’ and “Megaverse” just make my nerves tingle. Enhypen is also one of my favorite groupsss. “Mortal”, “Fate”, “Chaconne”, “One In A Billion”, “Tamed-Dashed” and like a gazillion more😭. As for non-kpop… I really like “Sunflower<Post Malone>”, “Reflections<The Neighborhood>” , “Jenny from the block<Jennifer Lopez>”, most songs from Pastel Ghost’s album “Abyss” and lots of unpopular artists. I can honestly give you my spotify or sum.
Oml I yapped so fucking much😭 Sorry. Feel free to talk even double or triple of that❤️
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU YAP IN MY INBOX ITS SO FUCKING CUTEEEE
FOOD- ahhh im indian so imma be basic and say fried rice cause even though its indo-chinese its literally everywhere in the south so I LOVE ITTTT. only if its a certain kind tho. if its all dry it literally sucks
animal- MY FAVORITE animal changes so much you have no idea but i have to go with 3. dog 2. cat 1. panda 🐼🐼🐼 ITS SO CUTEEEEE- yeah my cousin HATES CATS and when i introduced her to minho she didnt like him cause he apparently "behaved like one" LIKE WTFFFFF THATS ADORABLE
color- purple 💜
thats it...its always been purple
group/song - I USED TO BE OBSESSED WITH LITTLE MIZ BEFORE KPOP and i used to think itzy was a seven membered group for some unknown reason and because of that i was scared to stan them because i used to stan blackpink and stayc so i was A BABY KPOP FAN OKAY but i loved it afterwards. for my favorite song it has to be EASY by le sserafim like its STUCK IN MY HEAD
yay so thats more about me and even i YAPPED SO MUCH
-this show is A MESS<3 -rina my most beloved. hetero teen ship of all time. RAIN KISS THE SONGS THE WORKING THROUGH ISSUES THE BEING THERE ALL ALONG>> GOD FUCKING TIER IM SO HAPPY. rina slowburn truthers we won. THE FUCKING HAT! IM A MESS OVER THEM CAN U TELL?? TRULY I ADORE THEM SM
GINA COMING INTO HER OWN AND ACCEPTING WH0 SHE IS WITHOUT HOLDING BACK OR HIDING IM SO PROUD
RICKYS EMOTIONAL GROWTH GOT ME BWIAGEHHAQKQ
-MADLYN!! I FUCKING KNEW IT. im lowkey emotional over getting a friends to lovers wlw disney ship… THE ALMOST KISS?? THE ACTUAL KISS I SCREAMED I AM SO SO IN LOVE WIT THEM wil be rbing gifs when theyre made!! the song the dynamic goddd
big red and ashlyn were so funny this season ngl funniest and sweetest breakup
MR MAZZARA!!! MY KING!! AND JENZZARA FUCKING FINALLYYYYYYYYYY
THE GROUP DYNAMIC WAS SO FUN THIS SEASON FWAJHBDDHG I LOVED IT THE FLASHBACKS ALL OF IT
KOURTS PLOT THIS SEASON I LOVED SEEING IT . HER CONTINUED ANXIETY,THERAPY AN COLLEGE THNG LOVED ITTTT
AND JETNEY I LOVED THEM! I LOVE JET A LOT ASWELL<3
SEB??AND BIG RED??? CANT BELIEVE MY IG FRIEND AND I PREDICTED THIS LMAOOOOOO. living for andy/antoine and big red tho screaming???
Maddox and jet rlly did add to the group rlly well
OMGGG HEYYYY thank you soooo much for the reblog on my luke fic. funnily enough i was also thinking about writing a history of man based fic!! ALSOOO you wrote would you? ?!:!?:1?1!? cause i’m so in awe of it. like it altered my brain chemistry and i sent it to all my friends because it ate so good. LOVE ITTTT LOVE YOUUUU MWAHHHH 💗
HI HELLO OH MY GOD ?? ❤️🩹❤️🩹 your luke fic is AMAZING please there is no need to thank me it was soso good !! and omg why are we kinda twinnies .. luke stans AND maisie stans ?? we’re kinda geniuses idkk !! also what the hell ?? thank you so much for loving ‘would you?’ im still so proud of that fic and im so happy you enjoyed it and shared it w your friends 😭💌💌 it means sooo much to me !! love you toooo have a nice day <33