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Starry starry night 🌌

This will be a foil print eventually 😈

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I made a very short ytp sort of thing (I’ve never done that before).

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So, about that outage, huh

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the down with sith bus

get in, losers, we’re going to assassinate the chancellor

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I think that for as much as Gothamites rag on Metropolitans, if someone else starts insulting them the Gothamites start snarling and scratching.

Gothamites: Sun-loving freaks, too happy for their own good, show some skepticism-

Someone else: Lol, yeah, they're so annoying!

Gothamites whipping out their knives: NO ONE ASKED YOU

Someone insults Superman and they pull out some kryptonite. Ain’t no one insulting their furry’s boyfriend like that.

Someone else: Wait what’s with the green rock?

Gothamite: You don’t insult our baby boy like that.

Someone else: I thought you guys hated Superman?!?

Gothamite: What’s that gotta do with anything?

Someone else:

Another person: So you carry around kryptonite?

Gothamite: Just in case.

Someone else: In case of WHAT? And what are you expecting that to do to me anyway?

Gothamite: *pats pocket they pulled kryptonite from*

Another person: Ohmygosh why is it bubbling?!

*bat noises of justice in the distance*

Gothamite: *shoves kryptonite into someone else’s hand*

Another person: Okay yeah, I get why that was a threat now.

Someone else: What the-

Batman:

Someone else: *gulps*

Batman:

Someone else: I’m just gonna… Yeah I’m just gonna go…

Someone else: *drops kryptonite and runs*

Batman:

Batman: Hrn.

Another person, sighing: You never get this in Central.

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commission for @helionknight on twitter! kato family my beloveds…..

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Time meassured in Robins and Commissioner Gordon’s Hair. EDIT PATCH NOTES: Added steph.

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okay okay okay i get the symbolism of link's cursed form being a wolf. i really do, and i love it so much. the whole "being noble but perceived as a monster" thing, i love it.

however, may i propose a fucked up wolf-creature instead.

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More Baking Show Bruce nonsense. Part 1 and the Post I stole this from

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my favourite olympics subplot is this norwegian swimmer’s public love affair with chocolate muffins and his increasingly manic tiktoks about them... romance of the summer

bonus:

update: jordan_the_stallion8 has posted the recipe

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Saw someone call that sudden feeling of patriotism you only feel during the Olympics “Seasonally Affected Nationalism Disorder”

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betrayed by his own meat…

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im so glad sora has two good dads

it’s weird the tank is the one constantly healing and the wizard is the one who can and will kill whoever hurt him but what can i say he’s just glad he has dads

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the mother****** himself!!

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Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers