my brain is running ads in HD so no i cant focus properly actually-----(its 2020 and yet im still blind as a bat and need glasses to read anything more then 3 feet away? Bullying) i somehow managed to make this my bio in like january 2020 and just keep forgetting to change it so at this point im preserving it like an archeological specimen at the bottom of my bio
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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bad star wars oc idea: a sith who finds out that the jedi think falling to the dark side shows weakness, and gets so pissed off that they insist on returning to the light solely to prove they can
#same energy as jedi abusing the reputation as mystics to frantically bail from conversations#panicking padawans frantically digging conversational hole so deep it ends up popping out in China and somehow successful#star wars#to be tagged#reblog#text post#2025
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In AotC when Yoda asks the youngling to close the shades the kid uses the Force to do it. Combined with how we see Obi-Wan using the Force to grab the map reader and close doors, casually using the Force seems pretty normal to the Jedi. Anakin’s hang ups about floating the pear may have been more along the lines of “don’t play with your food” or, more accurately, “don’t play with other people’s food”
#anakin Skywalker serial food menace#eating live bugs floating other peoples shit someone stop him#anyway this post and specifically the line about playing w other peoples food lives in my head rent free#star wars#to be tagged#reblog#text post#2025
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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

#groovin and schmoovin#i should do my dashboard cookies while family friend is here since she parks out front#to be tagged#reblog#image post#2025
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I thought y'all might like to see Niagara Falls lit up for Pride.
Hope you had a good one!
#hey I was just there#they also did Juneteenth lights#niagara falls#pride#to be tagged#reblog#image post#2025#queer
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If only things could stay like this forever…
#season one archive squad my beloved#sobbing and crying while saying Magnus archives is a workplace comedy#like somehow I’m both a tragedy enjoyer and obsessed w fix its and obsessed w pre tragedy fics that put an Ominous Line at the end#its the good shit#tma#image post#to be tagged#reblog#2025
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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What if a Jedi's eyes glowed to match their lightsaber tho
#sick#they have glowy swords. make the eyes match.#<<<<stolen tags#star wars#to be tagged#reblog#image post#2025
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#sat here squinting for a while but someone in the notes said it was from multiple games and it clicked#spent so much time in computer class playing this#esp the frozen one#polls#audio post#to be tagged#reblog#2025
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post battle rest
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Cannot convey to you, Netflix, how much I don’t need a reminder.
#AAAAAAAAAAAA#FINALLY#MOM HOLY FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH#do you know how long I’ve been waiting#I gave up tbh#old guard#to be tagged#reblog#image post#2025
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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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