AU in which Hans Landa was a part of operation kino from the beginning
My ramblings from twitter:
-I thought this up because when I first read the inglourious basterds movie description, it mentioned an undercover agent (who I thought to be Landa rather than von Hammersmark at the very beginning before the scene with Shosanna)
-I just wanted Shosanna to work with the basterds
-I have no idea how she gets on board. Maybe Landa mentions her to the basterds and they get her on board. Maybe he doesn’t get her family killed here.
-Landa is still known as the jew hunter because he still gets on board only after the basterds are formed (1944)
-Idk details
-I would assume the german basterds survive, and so does Hicox and Von Hammersmark. So Aldo is in his usual getup instead of his Italian cover
-Marcel also survives. I need Shosanna and him to be happy together
-Landa doesn’t get swastika carved in his forehead
-in this AU quite obviously the basterds and landa met much earlier than in the movie
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👇 Blue band on the hat is military intelligence. Black band is JAG military law 👇
The Silent Invasion: Military Figures at Trump’s Inauguration
Picture this: The new President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, stands on the steps of the Capitol, ready to take the oath of office. But look closer—flanking him are two figures of monumental importance, a Military Intelligence Serviceman to the left and a Judge Advocate General (JAG) to the right. This was not a show of ceremonial pomp; this was a blatant signal, a declaration that the military was now in control.
The public saw a peaceful transition of power, but what they missed was the inception of a military takeover that began to tighten its grip on the nation from that very moment.
These military officers weren’t there for decoration. The Military Intelligence Serviceman represents the unseen hand of covert operations, the shadowy force that pulls the strings behind the scenes. The Judge Advocate General, a military officer whose job is to advise on courts-martial and oversee military justice, stood as a guardian of the new legal order—a legal order that would soon be enforced with an iron fist.
This was the first glimpse of a military occupation that would shape Trump’s presidency and beyond. And yet, the American people stood by, blissfully unaware of the storm that was brewing right in front of their eyes.
And there are many people today who are still unaware of what is taking place. 🤔
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JACK AND JOKER: U STEAL MY HEART (2024, THAILAND)
Episode 2 (5 YEAR TIME JUMP)
Thief with a heart of gold, Joker (WANARAT RATSAMEERAT aka WAR) has served his time and after his release from prison. His mission is to make it up to Jack (ANAN WONG aka YIN) for his transgressions. Expecting to find the gullible Jack he'd met 5 years ago he's sorely mistaken as Jack is a mafia enforcer (debt collector) and he's holding a grudge.
But this ruthless Jack is a facade. And it's clear though mad at Joker he's still feeling a certain way...
Can Joker bring back the idealistic Jack? And maybe pickup where they left off before Jack knew The Joker's true nature.
@pose4photoml @just-another-boyslove-blog @absolutebl
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IDK if you guys have felt my absence as much as I have for the past month-ish, but I have enough energy to update you now. TL;DR the townhouse I was renting gave my roommate mold poisoning and sent her to the hospital twice, the property managers refused to acknowledge that our (very expensive) mold report did indeed say the phrase (verbatim) “samples confirmed mold spore contamination,” and therefore we had to follow the law and issue a 7-day notice that if they didn’t remediate all problems we were terminating the lease for untenatability.
Which meant we had to find a new place and move within less than 7 days. That was thankfully accomplished last week. I’m so fucking tired and I don’t even know if we’ll be going to court yet.
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FINALLY DONE WITH THE ISAT OC! SOLEIL!!!
The creature... So first things first is some info about them pre- disappearance of The Country. They're a loyal follower and avid worshipper of The Country. They love the Universe sooo much that they made a wish to be able to read the stars, and the Universe answered. I like to think that the stars are talkative, some can predict what will happen in the near future, some are just "chatting" to each other about the stuff happening in the world they overlook. It's a somewhat useful ability that Soleil used to use to be able to either predict someone's future (rarely though, the stars hold many different futures and it's hard to figure out which is whose) or use it during funeral rites to have a more reassuring experience to the ones mourning that their loved one arrived safely among the stars.
And then they found out about The Cursing of Chateau Castle-- they kiiiinda got Really obsessed with the book series that they wanted to know more about it but there wasn't any more copies of it in the Country's language so what better way to deal with that but teaching itself how to understand the Vaugardian language, and by doing that they got to learn more about the Vaugardian culture and was really amazed by it (considering that they spent most of their life with the Country's culture instead, learning about a different culture is a great feeling). One thing led to the other and it also led Soleil to travelling to Vaugarde (something that their family wasn't all that happy with but they stay silly).
And so we're back at the present time! Now to talk about some details on its appearance.
Its Craft type is Scissors! The eye on the center of its chest and the eye by its nape are in fact EYES and not just accessories (although they did try to make the eye on its chest appear to be like a mix between a star shape and the Change Symbol).
After spending some time in Vaugarde, they learned about Body Craft in which case they decided to experiment with it in regards to its eyes.
Since being in Vaugarde, there wasn't much use to its star sight and there also isn't a way to "turn it off." So instead, they decided to separate its Normal sight from the Star sight by adding another pair of eyes on its body.
The eyes on its face are blind. They can't see through it anymore but they Can still see the stars (they can't read it anymore however cuz of the Country's disappearance).
If they focus on the stars using those eyes, they'd get a REALLY bad headache and a star sign appears on its eyes. Nothing to be afraid of probably, its head just Really hurts.
The glass covering the eye on its nape is a one way mirror. You won't be able to see the eye but the eye can still see you.
With its vision split, it actually took them awhile to get used to that. It takes a lot of concentration and focus to see both from behind and from the front. When Soleil gets tired from doing that, they either close the eye on its nape (if the place is safe enough) or unfocus it enough to the point that most of its vision becomes blurry with only being able to see blobs of shapes and shadows which helps them be alert enough in case something comes running at them from behind.
All the round objects you see on its body are Bombs. They found out about Bomb Craft in Jouvente and was so fascinated by it that their inventor brain (inventing, crafting, and repairing stuff is a special interest of theirs). They now like making bombs and inventing new ones (only they have the recipe of those).
The bombs they invented only detonates via a Craft spell, it's basically as safe as an ordinary ball to handle unless detonated. Also the scissors at the top of their head has a cover on its tip. It's Very Sharp. They mainly use that (either the tip or the scissor blades itself) to cut the bombs dangling on its body.
Despite the multitude of bombs they carry, they aren't actually much of a fighter (they just like bombs). Most of its Craft spells are basic/beginner level. The one and only Powerful Craft spell they have is a shield/defense spell that they practiced several times. It's capable of negating all damage for 2 turns with a 5 turn cooldown, they wanted to master that spell to make it so that bombs won't hurt them no matter the close proximity.
Its hand signs are "broken." They used to mimic the hand signs that the Universe (I'm mainly referring to my design of the Universe) makes. But after forgetting about everything in regards to it, they can't remember what hand signs they used to make but the familiar feeling was still there.
A huge fan of The Cursing of Chateau Castle, to the point of practically making it part of its identity now that a HUGE chunk of its memory is missing. Its outfit is a modified version of what they think Lady Irene-Janine-Karine wears.
Its personality is a mixture of Lord Josephandre, Pierre-Jacques-Erneste, and Lady Irene-Janine-Karine (aka the Chateau Trio!!! Love those three...).
Its name, "Soleil" is just something they found in a book and decided to use for itself. They don't remember its name anymore.
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