#Benedryl Cabbagepatch

[june-prokopio]

Istg, if I miss the charging port. one. more. time. I'm joining a rehab facility.

[catherina-dellamorte]

tom hiddlestone is so unattractive 2 me....it ruined crimson peak for me 4ever

[killjoymjofficial]

“I’m not Jack Daniels, Fireman!”

-My girlfriend, after deliberately misnaming Jake Gyllenhaal multiple times

[thefakerachelray]

I was reminded just now that Star Trek: Into Darkness exists and I had the terrible thought of La'an somehow turning out to be a descendant of Benedict Cumberbatch!Khan

[villainsidechick]

Is the guy you’re crushing on Tarkin from Star Wars? That’s actually awesome 😭

Oh, let me introduce you to the lovely Peter Cushing.

Many know him as rat bastard, Tarkin. (we'll talk about my love for the hot/sexy morally grey or straight up bastard villains later -- and he is one)

Those of us fans of the Hammer horror films and old school Hollywood LOVE this man for his iconic roles such as --

Van Helsing in Dracula (with equally iconic Christopher Lee)

Victor Frankenstein (my beloved) --

One of the best Sherlock Holmes ever on film (suck it Benedryl Cabbagepatch)

Not to mention a massive catalog of films for one actor. He is a sweetheart and angel irl and literally a LEGEND.

[duckyfruitbat]

The Official Ducky Fruitbat Hear Me Out Cake (NSFW)

Recently, I started thinking about this old trend and started thinking about some things that made me feel sore. Now I've got my credibility as a monster fucker on the line as my friends are one uping me with their own weirdness with xenomorphs and daleks. So here we are, I'm going to list off my own hear me outs, and you get to wonder if there's enough lube in the world for this.

The Actual List

Buzzswole: This is the only Pokémon on this list, as I realized that all the others are just regular fur-bait entries. Same thing with Digimon. It's all pretty tame on both lists, so I just chose Buzzswole to have something.

Minecraft (Can be all at once)

Iron Golem: gonna start with the village protector, big strong and caring he is welcome in my dirt house I made on the edge of town

The Warden: same reasons as the Iron Golem, big and strong, but also aggressive. It will take me for a trip all night. Don't mind the gaping maws.

Enderman: tall shy and also a bit aggressive, I need my socially anxious boy so that I can take him on a trip. I'm half his height but I can bring him down to my height.

There's probably a term for what this would look like.

Legend of Zelda

Gannon (any form): Maybe it's the sugar daddy factor, maybe its the power factor, or maybe I just want some pork.

Lynel (Breath of the Wild): A giant hulking lion horse man who's a skilled archer and warrior. We can ride off into the sunset on his back and no one will come close because the people of Hyrule know not to mess with a Lynel.

War of The Monsters

Raptros: A large mutant dragon that will fly me away with room to spare

Togera: Gotta have some scalie rep in this list, just gotta avoid the spikes

Ultra V: Robot protector, who could be customized and I can climb inside and just vibe in his chest cavity.

Agamo: The rock in my life, my grumpy man, will have me as his one weakness.

Magmo: Four arms and hot as hell, I hope I can find enough aloe at this hour.

Bethesda Games (I only played a few)

Deathclaw (Fallout): An intelligent super soldier apex predator created by the US government before the Great War, I'd feel safe under the protection of one in those strong arms.

Molag Bal (Elder Scrolls Online): The main villain who steals your soul and is the Daedric Prince of domination (A lot of that happening in this list).

Sonic The Hedgehog

Dark Gaia (Sonic Unleashed): A giant kaiju that lives on the planet, we could rule the world together. I just don't want him to look at me like that, too much eye contact.

Chaos (Sonic Adventure): Can be any shape and is made from water, a nice cooling feeling after my Magmo encounter.

Epic Mickey

The Blot: God, I'm gonna be a mess by the end of all this.

Cult of the Lamb

The One Who Waits (final phase): I don't think this is what they mean by "respect the dead".

The Mystic Seller: I don't know, I just feel like they would treat me right.

Movies

Smaug (The Hobbit): What do you want? He's big, rich, protective, and has the voice of Benedryl Cabbagepatch. He's husband material!

Balrog (Lord of the Rings): Alright, time for me to treat some more burns.

The Terminator (any form): I can have him as a famous bodybuilder, as a human or muscular robo skeleton, or as a polymorphic ooze that can shape itself into anything. The sky is the limit.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters, and after my heart, I can't ignore the original kaiju while putting one of his copies on this list. Sorry, King Kong, I think we should just be friends.

King Ghidorah: Three heads, triple the fun.

Other

Krampus: Sometimes I just feel like being naughty on Christmas.

Biblically Accurate Angel: After everything that I'm putting my body through here, it is time that I get the most divine experience and cleanse my soul of sins.

All while getting the best aftercare I will ever experience. I can feel the holy spirit within me, and I SEE THE LIGHT! The only issue is all the eyes.

Welp, there's my list. I'll be seeing y'all after the hospital treats all my holes. Hope you don't mind the mild earthquake from what used to be my hometown!

RIP Ducky's Bussy. 1997-2025

[showmethesneer]

If there's one thing i can trust Jane Campion to do it's put full on nudity right there in the middle of her film. I never wanted to see Benedryl's cabbagepatch and yet here we are.

[unadulteratedllamamiracle]

This man is a fucking chameleon

[gi-maeve-rose]

Dude... his name is Benedryl Cabbagepatch... why can’t anyone get it right?!!

So, what if

That on this hell on Earth there existed some sort of film or series and the cast consisted of

David Tennant

Michael Sheen

Tom Hiddleson

Benatral Cumberlandtash

Tilda Swinton

James McAvoy

Michael Fassbender

Hugh Laurie

What would happen to this site? Would it just collectively implode from the sheer power of this monster?

I need answers.

I also need this to happen like now.

Can you even imagine?

[fullsizecandy]

I need subtitles because I have no clue what was said in the no way home trailer 2, can people please stop mumbling, non native speakers would like to understand whats happening

[mightydrarry]

Benedryl Cabbagepatch

[temerestercore]

OMG guys I just saw Benedryll Cabbagepatch

[knox-nem]

Happy birthday Benedict

Here's to another round the sun and many more 😘

Here's a drawing from me .

Happy 43rd birthday dear

I personally admit i am not good in drawing but i just tried a bit for this one

[overcaffeinated-gamer]

Personally, my brain went right to one Mr. Holmes.

my type is obnoxious fictional men who are extremely intelligent and who unfortunately know it

[wickedlittlecritta]

the biggest mistake was casting benedryl cabbagepatch as dr strange instead of jackie chan