#Benedryl cucumber

[amaratas]

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

[ghostofnuggetspast]

Awww adorable

[icy-watch]

Movie tonight is Four Lions (2010).

It's... a movie. Quite a lot of the jokes are falling flat for me. 2010 me would have found it amusing. 2024 me is mostly just focusing on knitting. A lot of the darker and dumber jokes are getting a chuckle out of us, but most... yeah, they're pretty tasteless.

2/10 stars from us.

[radicalreliablerandomness]

I AM MOTHERFUCKING SOBBING SOMEONE HELP

[chemicalmoose]

X

[lapinangeliq]

I srsly thought it said benedict cucumber lol

Tom with Stan Lee, Robert Downey Jr and Benedict Cumberbatch on the set of Avengers: Infinity War

© IG: chuckzlotnick

[uki-you]

hol’ up,  Benedict, when asked if he had a signature dance move, said: the death drop,,,, r u kidding me, I NEED TO SEE HIM DO IT

[endurraesa]

The only thing wrong with Deadpool 2 was that it made people think that Josh Bro.lin was attractive

[waffle-time-god]

Eggs Benedict caterpillar trap

[piosplayhouse]

Yue Qingyuan: you ever get so tired you start seeing hallucinations of all of your greatest regrets in life?

Shang qinghua: me when I take 17 benedryl and start seeing peerless cucumber

Mu Qingfang: who

Shang Qinghua: oh is this not a safe space suddenly

[plightofthecentipede]

took a quiz recently that forced me to choose a tumblr sexyman and. unfortunately. so unfortunately. the best option was elias bouchard. eliasfuckers u are sooo not valid (affectionate) but thank u for giving me a better option than the fucking onceler or benedryl cucumber.

[unadulteratedllamamiracle]

This man is a fucking chameleon

[denisvilleneuve]

i feel like infinity war is gonna be balancing on a fine line like Marvel can't even handle a movie with 5+ Xmen so how the hell they gonna execute a movie that mixes GOTG, Dr Strange, AntMan, Black Panther, and god knows what else

i know. i’m excited but this is gonna be... a lot

[hyperbali]

I've done a cucumber Hello Kitty mask and a homemade green tea and aloe mask, plus two rounds of pain meds and Benedryl, and my face swelling is FINALLY going down

I'm so tired tho 😂😭

[strawberryshorttcakkee]

okay

can i ask why benedryl cucumber has been sent to me

[nico-di-angelato]

man doctor strange can do whatever he wants to me but if benedryll cucumber comes even within a 100 foot radius of me i gouge my eyes out