#Best Coping Saw

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Shinsou: I hate all those things that were like, “they used to be so strong and funny…. ThEn [insert trauma here], now they are a shell of what they once were”

Shinsou: I can be traumatized and still be strong and funny. I’m the funniest fucker I know

Tsuyu: yesterday you said that you wanted to enter a coma so you didn’t have to deal with an authority figure being mad at you again

Shinsou: both can be true, am I not allowed to have duality, tsuyu??

[ganondoodle]

is it too much of a reach to say that zelda being reduced to basically an object to farm items from in totk just kinda adds more salt to the wound of how badly shes treated?

[cc-kote]

There's a huge abandoned building just outside my city where you're allowed to paint on the walls so my girlfriend and I went on a little date there today! ❤️

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

yo @calkale come get ur bird he got his hands on the dragon melon geek bar and makes everyone stand up from the couch to look under the cushions if he loses it

[saragrosie]

LowTierGreg

[swallowtail-ageha]

As now i am yet again in the throes of trying to kill promised consort radahn, i must say that after the dlc he switched from fine character w good narrative purpose to fine character w absolutely awful narrative purpose

[todayisafridaynight]

Is that character gay? *points at Mine*

Allegedly.

[gwyoi]

I’m ngl I have a strong urge to pray for the first time in my life and I still don’t believe in god. But I just can’t take it anymore the whole world feels like it’s been collapsing for sometime now

[moeblob]

I'm sorry Irving, but yeah. I forgot about Dark Deity for way too long. :c Please forgive me as I put the game off even more...

[bonestrouslingbones]

did anyone else just feel 8 years of fandom papyrus growth shatter into a million pieces and fall into the void

[kavehater]

I’ll never understand younger siblings whining about their older siblings moving away like I bet yall were nasty and annoying too like wow all those years and you claim to adore the older sibling and post oh woe is me the older sibling abandoned me … girl … the older sibling didn’t have a parental certificate or anything.

[killa-trav]

if i had a nickel for every time lewis hamilton befriended a 5’9 blonde german who thinks michael schumacher is the best thing since sliced bread i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

I think PrinceZam should be put in a saw trap. Not that it’d be good for him just that it would force him to either confront the worst of his mortality and all of his fears and force him to reckon with the parts of himself that he continually tries to deny. Or die trying

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

Asthma in media: *gentle cough cough* oh no 🥺 I'm having an asthma attack 🥺 🥺 *cough cough* 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 it's very hard 🥺 🥺 🥺

Asthma in real life: *on the floor, chest hurting from coughing, coughs sound like you have the black plague, wheezing after fits are over, still sticks out hand with thumbs up once it fades* "...I'm fine I swear"

[captainofthetidesbreath]

absolutely spoken like someone whose career in piracy ended (possibly very recently) because his boatswain, lover, and partner in warlock shenanigans tried to ritually murder him after she identified his distrustful hesitation and disillusioned exhaustion and considered it weakness and cowardice

[mzannthropy]

How it all started. Happy anniversary to this parasocial relationship, I guess.