#But not today.

[omegasmileyface]

and another :) (thx @roundaboutnow for the base cat image)

[brainiacmaniac]

Opinion on the plants? :3c

I hate them!!! Not only am I allergic to a large majority of them, but they destroy my robots, they wipe out my armies, AND they just thwart my plans in general!! But however no matter how many times they do so I WILL prevail!!!

.. One day at least. Not today.

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

tbh i HATE the official colorings that came out, mainly because I was involved in coloring the fandub and the crew helped out with choosing color schemes and whatnot.

also that means I can't do purple usagi cosplay anymore.

[ninebite]

so that finale

[bifrostworms]

mallard man

[wreckitredglare]

Jealousy like a wildfire that rages to the ocean's edge. Anger that burns in every part of me, all the way to my eyes. Scorched earth and scorned woman. Words carried through fire breath, boiling oil spat out at targets undeserving. I am so sorry I can't stand any of you. I can't stand me, either.

[sagiri-shitposting]

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It’s all about perspective.

[nightmarecountry-a]

ah apparently this is the kind of day where I write one (1) reply and fatigue grabs me by the throat

[deathshallbenomore]

there’s a proportional relationship between my bitchiness and kindness ratios

[plushee-cant-draw]

I had an idea (And as usual, I could’ve fit the text in the image so:)

“I believe I discovered why Maxwell is so annoyed at being called a vampire, Webber.” (Wilson)

“Ooh, why?” (Webber)

“Is it because I’m not one?” (Maxwell)

“It’s because he’s actually a werewolf!” (Wilson)

“...What?” (Maxwell)

“How do you know Mr. Wilson?” (Webber)

“Well, Maxwell has sharper teeth than any of us. Except for maybe your fangs.” (Wilson)

“That’s mostly due to the throne, Higgsbury. Though my teeth have always been a bit sharp naturally.” (Maxwell)

“And he howls at the full moon sometimes.” (Wilson)

“Higgsbury, we agreed to not talk about my habits relating to the moon.

... besides, I only do it because I have some wolf in me and thus instincts compel me to. It doesn’t make me a werewolf.” (Maxwell)

“oh ok! ...What if he’s a vampire and a werewolf though...” (Webber)

(and, I dunno, more conversation or sm. I didn’t think farther ahead than this)

Also, as a bonus, something in my head forced me to create these... things:

[nerdygaymormon]

[clairenatural]

there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

[gaydelgard]

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

[flawlessflesh]

a mermaid duet, featuring our shining stars laios and thistle

[gorjee-art]

a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin