#CHRISTMAS CRACKERS

[laurenillustrated]

Merry Christmas! 🎉🎄

[squirrellypoo]

Happy Christmas! Please enjoy the two(!!) terrible vampire jokes we got in our crackers this morning!

"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?"

Frostbite

"What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?"

Auld Fang Syne

[i-am-tenough]

David Tennant and Georgia Tennant in paper crowns

[retrocgads]

UK 1987

[liciloveschristmas]

146 days until christmas eve 🥹🎄✨❤️

[starbug]

[bentothuglife]

Finally, after THREE FUCKING YEARS, I got the fortune telling fish from this box of crackers

[shushmuckle]

Oh, that Tom Smith.

[swan-orpheus]

We didn’t have crackers this year, and I was sick af last night. but i just found a paper crown in one of my drawers!!  now it’s Christmas. ✨✨✨

[madscienceforidiots]

Missed opportunity to call it arts and crackers.

[lho-archive]

Christmas kisses

Drawn 12 & 13/12/23

[horriblyillustrated]

"You gave me something that I didn't have, but had no use" — Foo Fighters lyric, or what I said to the Christmas cracker I just popped? You decide!

Horribly Illustrated would like to wish everyone who may come across this post a happy and peaceful holiday season!

[124daisies]

[inkplotkey]

Haha, I ordered Christmas Crackers from British corner shop for my family Christmas. We had crackers once during my exchange year and we loved it.

[starbug]

[chronivore]