#ANAGRAMS

[bogos-bint3d]

One of my favourite things about the whole Undertale Deltarune anagrams thing is that one of their anagrams is "Unrelated", implying not being the same and having, well, no relation, but one of the other ones is "Unaltered", implying there's nothing changed and being in fact, the same.

[mimble-sparklepudding]

Anagrammatical Nonsense!

It's time for another episode of the utterly nonsensical series that absoloutely nobody requested!

Saeed Iscitan of @stalwart-spirit is apparently A Sadist Niece, which doesn't sound at all accurate. Or possibly a Sanitised Ace, which is maybe slightly better.

Oats Connoisseur of @veryoats will quite rightly accept No Atrociousness, although she is trying to be be Not As Censorious.

Amon D'Syrcus of @spotofmummery is disinterested in playing rugby, with his insistence on No Scrum Days. However he often finds himself deciding between eating sweets or doing mathematics, pondering Candy Or Sums?

Honore Du'rosaire of @houserosaire is apparently possessed of an Erroneous Hairdo, which might perturb the Nobles of Ishgard. Although whether he also deserves to be known as the Aroused Iron Hero is open to debate.

Checking back in with August Mercer of @furys-mercy, the latest news is that he is keen to inject tenderness into sexual activity, with his focus on Care Urge Smut, although some do (wrongly I'm sure) think him a Smug Creature.

As for Mimble Sparklepudding himself, I can report that he is enjoying plenty of barbeques with the peasantry, with the Ample Bumpkin Griddles available. However he is decorating Ishgard early for All Saint's Wake with his Gelid Marbled Pumpkins. Although what's been going on with the Plumbed Naked Pilgrims at the Cathedral I wouldn't like to say.

OK I will stop the silliness for now!

[thecreaturecodex]

Protean Anagram Solutions

When I started making proteans last summer, I decided to name them all after a person, shuffling the letters in the name to make an anagram. I challenged my followers to figure out who each protean was named after.

So here's the solutions. Some of these people got when the monsters were originally posted. Others I got no replies on.

The temortanga, protean of fashion, was named after Stefani Germanotta, aka Lady Gaga

The alengos, protean of plant life and ecology, was named after Henry Gleason, an ecologist who argued against a universal "climax community" and that every ecosystem had a unique balance of plant life.

The ricretillo, protean of weather, air and water, was named after Evangelista Torricelli, who invented the barometer and was the first to explain how winds form from differences in air pressure and temperature.

The cthilpuk, protean of emotions and moods, was named after Robert Plutchik, who created a psychological classification for emotions.

The yexhul, protean of evolution and animal life, was named after the Huxley clan, particularly Thomas Henry Huxley, first generation evolutionary biologist, and his grandsons Julian (a eugenicist) and Aldous (who parodied eugenics in Brave New World as a dig at his brother).

The heputwisa, protean of conspiracies and lies, was named after Adam Weishaupt, founder of the Bavarian Illuminati.

The renegwe, protean of plate tectonics, earth and fire was named after Alfred Wegener, proponent of continental drift

[regulus-lantsov]

I'm a big fan of anagram and just Oscar and Carlos ??? Oscar took the 'L' in Carlos to give Love to Lando.

Like C a r l o s and O s c a r

It also works for the Carlando shipper as : Carlos had the L for Lando because he's his.

So we could also use it in a toxic love triangle with Lando realizing that Carlos kept the L has a possession but Oscar let him be his own person. Do you get it ?

[rose-in-blue]

Wait a second...

[i-have-41-protons]

The anagrams are driving me crazy!!!!!!!!

REALITY’S AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD! - you know, one of Bill’s coolest quotes?

-> THE UNIVERSE IS REALLY MAD AT YOU, BILL. NO HOOLIGANS (U) SIR - wtfffff there is hidden meaning in everything 0.0

I’m going insane with this

[aidansplaguewind]

SAM CLAFLIN, HENRY CAVILL, & MILLIE BOBBY BROWN

Play Anagrams | Enola Holmes Press

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[fanartfulfurryboy]

I just realized something… it's not UNRELATED, is it?

[sunshineandlyrics]

When we were distracted by his pretty pics

[havemyheartaziraphale]

Crackpot theory

Life begins after coffee

is an anagram of

secret finale of beef fig

there we go. the answer to Season 3

[litsnaps]

[notanotherzerofan]

MERRY CHRISTMAS XMAS SHITSCRAM!

Oh, the headaches X probably gets from their shenanigans...

So, yeah, I guess I have to admit now that I sometimes enjoy crude humor, but likely won't be posting stuff like this that often. In any case, putting "crude humor" in the tags in case you feel the need to block stuff like this.

Anyway, both pretty amusing and messed up how "Christmas" and "Merry Christmas" (minus one 'r') can make such vulgar anagrams.

[mimble-sparklepudding]

Yet more anagram ridiculousness!

It's been another silly week so, in another episode of the utterly ridiculous series for which nobody asked, here are some further anagrammatical adventures.

Siberite Akagane of @hythlodaeus-mynewoldfriend is an anagram of "Tease Biker Again", but hopefully she will not tease Humble, who wouldn't like it very much the first time, let alone if she did it again. She is also very alarmed by large Garlean Hangars - "Eek! Giant Airbase!" Finally, once she is finished with the adventuring life, there is always the option to open a chain of "Anti Age Bakeries", offering skin tightening doughnuts and moisturising croissants.

Thorne Bitterclove of @thornethelegend clearly is not worried about fashion in camping, with his tendency to "Covet Horrible Tent" - his son will not approve I suspect. However I don't believe he deserves a title like "The Controvertible" and I certainly don't associate him with "Rotten Brothel Vice"!

Laurent Toussaint of @fantasy-so-far is very unfairly termed "A Unresistant Lout". I'm also not sure what to make of "Auntie's Lost A Runt", but I don't think it's particularly flattering. However, his Sharlayan studies have clearly produced some interesting research into "Lotus As A Nutrient".

Rowan Argentas of @tallbluelady is very into urban planning, as she "Arranges A Town", however I am sure she does not deserve her reputation in Ul'dah as "Worst Arena Nag", but then again, those gladiators need some pushing sometimes. However, her ability to describe the latest fashion is demonstrated, as she "Narrates A Gown".

Finally Khaidu Ejinn of @dedicatedtomoonlighting, who is attempting to mingle with the local nobility of Kugane with cheery greetings, such as "Hi Ninja Duke!" He also looks very sexy in the beautiful rich greens of the East - "I Hunk In Jade". However he remains a dangerous fighter, with his fearsome war-cry of "Ha! Die in Junk!"

OK I'll stop now! Sorry for the silliness!

[jaydove-writes]

Magus is an anagram for Sugma and I think that's Hilarious.

[i-have-41-protons]

Oh no. It’s starting. I’ve solved five anagrams and created two, and am now experiencing exactly what Dipper described. Why have I not listened to his warning

NO WHY

[concoctionboy]

I just realized that "slime" is an anagram of "I'm Les", which would be really fitting if I was named Les, but I'm not, so I guess it isn't.

But if there are any slimes out there who are named Les, I want you to know that you have that anagram going for you.