[to a crowd of adoring fans at my concert] this next song is about something that really means a lot to me — in the year 897 pope stephen vi exhumed the corpse of pope formosus and put the dead body on trial for perjury
hc that during the Minyard Josten rivalry, Andrew called Neil a "speedy fucking asshole" during a post game interview
During games, the opposite team's fans would chant "Asshole, asshole, speedy fucking asshole" everytime Neil had the ball to throw him off his game.
By the end of the season, Neil gave an interview saying "Oh, I thought they were cheering for me. Was I supposed to be offended? Do better."
And thats how Neil's fans adopted the chant and now they sing it every game he plays. Losing only for the classic, "run fast, faster, even fuckin' faster Josten is out, he's goin' to get ya"