#Cami is a cinnamon roll acts like a cinnamon roll but can and will kill you

[harveywritings92]

{Cami asked if she could use the base’s paper shredder as she needed get rid of some old receipts and resumes, Price finds one of her old resumes after it fell out of the box.]

Price, Showing it to Ghost and König: Hm,, Miss Lyons used to be teacher!

Soap, who overheard looks over his shoulder: Ew, a gym teacher...

Cami: Not a fan of gym class MacTavish?

Soap: What, are you gonna make me do push-ups or run laps if I say no?

Cami: No, I’d make ya hang back during recess and have you hand pump air into the deflating balls...

[König is looking at the resume baffled, he doesn’t understand why his girlfriend would leave such a safe and normal profession, to become a Dedsec operative.]

König: Why did you quit?

Cami: Oh, I didn’t quit, I was fired.

[The guys looked at her curiously.]

Cami: Apparently, It’s very disrespectful and immature for a teacher to laugh at a student after getting hit in the crotch during a game of dodgeball. (pause) The kid screamed ‘OW M’NUTS!” at the top of his lungs as he went down...How could I not laugh at that?!

{Ghost, König and Price stared at her blankly, while Soap started laughing.]

Soap: HeheHaha... “M’nuts!” Did he sound like a seagull on helium?

Cami: Ah-ha, See? He gets it!

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[Anemone needs to break into a heavily guarded server farm, but all of her Dedsec operatives are busy, so she contacts König for support.]

Cami, who looks about as threatening as a Beanie baby: I need a scary friend to scare off the other scary people.

König: I would be honored to be that friend.