#Can you blame me though

[ranminfan]

New years resolution was to not fall in love to grumpy old fictional men....

[allmosses]

for all my love to Malevolent i actually don't know shit about the plot

in my head it is like something something evil book something something dreamlands something something woo they are husbands something something order of the fallen star

i need to relisten to the whole thing and probably read additionaly somewhere just to understand.

[hellsing-shitposts-r-us]

As previously mentioned I’m watching to 2007 anime of Hellsing, and for some strange reason I keep selectively forgetting that Walter betrays Integra to fail at killing Alucard. Like I’m so caught up in the wonders of a badass senior citizen that I forget he is also a bastard

[emotionaldisaster909]

oh fuck they’re gonna talk about it

and I’m supposed to be at a doctor’s appointment in a minute again

how is it that i’m always at a hospital when a new episode comes out

it might be a sign that i need help

[thetooclevermartian]

finished hell bent. screaming crying throwing the fuck up

[wink-1-8-2]

I know everyone hates Val Velocity (I sure used to), but hear me out. He’s such an endearing character, so awful and anti-everything, and that’s what I find so interesting. I’ve heard him being called a poser before, and that’s exactly what he is. He’s an absolute poser. Of the worst kind. And that’s what I think is so fun; Val, boiled down, is the anti-hero. But at the end of the day, he’s just another scared kid out in the desert who’s made the wrong choices, and I find it so fascinating that he thinks what he’s doing is right. I love how awful he is, yk?

[mikhardwheat]

Eli didn't need Scott to become his Alpha, because their family already was his pack: Sterek edition.

Imagine Eli growing inside of the well-managed family with aunt Cora driving by just before the holidays just so she can buy him enough sweets to give a werewolf diabetes and make fun of his dads. Or him attending the local pack meetings where Stiles shows how unimportant the supernatural powers are as long as you're confident and can keep a word.

My guy was raised with a strong entirely human father figure, no wonder he didn't care if he can shift or not.

Why am I so sure Stiles and Derek were awesome parents despite them probably being absent for quite a lot periods of time (which is why Derek had to settle with car service at BH, where Sheriff could watch over Eli)?

Well, I'm not.

Eli's probably traumatized, even though they are cool and admirable. No matter how hard they try, Derek and Stiles are just too bad at keeping people out of their stuff.

And "their stuff" usually includes death.

Stiles 100% tried to play with 8 y.o. Eli in "crack the case", where he showed him evidences of a crime and waited for him to solve the thing.

And Derek is probably randomly trauma-dumping this kid on a daily basis and doesn't even notice.

[feralhyenaslaughing]

when I say I need Luka I mean that in the most down horrendous way I could possibly say it.

[my-ruthless-zoyalai]

rereading six of crows and realized

inej ghafa was legit how i realized i was a lesbian. the summer after fifth grade. that and the girl I liked at summer camp (but it was mostly inej ghafa)

[thatoneluckybee]

I need to stop choosing favorites so early in a series it always backfires

[trusfrated-internationalplayboy]

His Little Girl || KTH

just something I wanted to read so I wrote it don't know if it's good though.🥲😂

wc: 866 (honestly don't even know if the wc is correct because I'm sleep deprived)

warnings: brief mentions of past fboy tendencies. I think that's all.

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Taehyung never knew that his life would take such a drastic turn. From being someone that beds a new girl every weekend to being a full on dad.

When he first heard that he's going to be a dad, on the day the baby was born, he was so flabbergasted and such a mess. At first he contemplated whether or not he could even take care of such a little human being. He was not at all ready for this. Didn't even know the first thing of parenting. It was so unfair of Trix to just leave him alone with such a big responsibility. So unfair of her to do that when they were both part of creating such a precious human. She didn't even want anything to do with the child.

Back then Taehyung was so furious at Trix, so furious because she had no right to live her life as it was before. Whilst he had to up and change everything about his. He knew back then that the relationship that he and Trix shared was just a relationship of convenience. Just another lay in the bed for each other when they felt like it. They didn't know each other that well on a personal level but she genuinely seemed like a good person. He thought that somewhere beneath all of that badgirl demeanor of hers she actually had a heart. Turns out he was so so wrong for thinking that.

Looking at things now he's actually grateful for Trix. Grateful that she entrusted their child with him. Because now he can't even imagine a life without his little bundle of joy. He's learned to forgive Trix for what she's done but that doesn't mean that he'll ever allow her into "his" childs life.

Areum has truly brightened his world and changed him for the better.

He looks at her playing on the carpet with her tea set wiggling her little body in a cute manner and babbling to her dolls. Just looking at her makes his heart swell with so much fondness and love.

She snaps him out of his thoughts with her cute "Papa". He almost melts on his spot when she looks at him with that big doe eyes of hers.

"Yes my sweet girl." he responds.

"Papa the little dollies wants you to join us please," she practically pleads with gooey eyes. Oh how could he ever say no to her. She has him wrapped around her little fingers and he's not even ashamed to admit it.

"Okay honey. Papa will join you in a few minutes he's just finishing up with cleaning here then he'll come okay?" he tilts his head a little waiting for her response. " 'Kay Papa we'll wait for you." How he got such an understanding daughter and a little fluff ball is beyond him. Sure she can act out sometimes and be a little spoilt brat but hey who's to blame. No one but he himself. He's the one that spoils her just because he can and he doesn't care about her attitude now and then. He can handle her.

Finally finished cleaning up he joins her at the tea party. When he plops himself down she scoots closer to him. She's not even aware of how her simple action warms his heart. Taking an extra cup with a spoon she gives it to him so that he has his own set. "Thank you little madam," he teases her. She does something with her eyes which he assumes is supposed to be her rolling her eyes at him. He chuckles at her attempt of an eye roll and shakes his head.

When he wants to take the cup and pretend to drink some "tea" she quickly grabs his hand. "Papa is not s'pose to drink yet," her eyes big as she continues whilst giggling, "dummy Papa doesn't know how to play tea party." The dummy comment with the sass has him scoffing at her.

"Sorry your highness," he bows his head playfully, "I shall make it up to you please forgive me."

She holds her chin, making it look like she's thinking on whether or not she will forgive him. Eventually she nods and says, "Forgive you Papa." He thought that would be it but she suddenly just grabs his face with her chubby baby hands. She squishes his cheeks making him look like a fish, at this she giggles.

"But~," she sing-songs, "Papa will have to give me ice-cream first." Oh she's trying her luck and he knows it. Before answering her he plants a quick kiss at the top of her cute nose. "Ah-ah princess that's not how it works. You know no dessert before dinner." His answer not satisfying her. She immediately crosses her arms and huffs at him. There she is, his little sassy girl. Not being able to stand seeing her like this he picks her up, deposits her on his lap and starts blowing raspberry kisses into her neck. Eventually getting her to her jolly self again.

Her giggles reverberate through the living room and he swears he's never felt such fulfillment in his entire life.

[silv-paru]

me : *despises the military*

my favourite dw era : the UNIT era

yeah that makes sense

[asknarashikari]

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...the less I say about these poses the better, I think.

Come get your disaster Hiromi

[baoreal]

37,54,55 and 56 :)

OHOHOHO here we go, thank you very much for the ask :)

37. if you don't speak it: would you rather learn german from mick schumacher, sebastian vettel or nico rosberg?

I actually took German for four years in uni, so I speak some (though I've forgotten a lot of it in the subsequent years, yikes). But it I were to resume my lessons under an F1 driver, I'd have to pick Sebastian, because my old German professors were all from Stuttgard and their accents and his are similar (or at least they sound similar to my uncultured ears), so I would probably be able to follow what he's saying. Also Schumacher is way too intimidating lmao. Rosberg would be my second choice, I guess.

54. which driver would you rather have as an older brother ?

This one was hard, but after thinking about it I'm going to go for Albon, based on pure vibes. He just seems like he's a cool but responsible older brother to his actual siblings (also I'm an only child and eldest cousin myself, and I'd never actually stopped to think about what it would be like to have an older sibling figure, so that was interesting)

55. which driver would you rather have as a younger brother ?

This one, on the other hand, was easy: YUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. A million times Yuki. He has a specific flavour of chaos that is also present in my family (loud, unpredictable, swears a lot, loves food more than anything. He could quite literally be one of us). I'd have no trouble both wrangling and enabling him, I've been doing it all my life with my younger gremlin cousins :D

56. which driver do you like the most: max verstappen or fernando alonso?

... listen, I actually quite like Max and his devotion to the art of driving itself, but I'm afraid I've always been and will always be a Nando girly. We're from the same part of Spain and he's the reason why I got into F1 (like the rest of Spain, nobody in this country gave a fig about motorsports until el nano started winning everything) and why I've been watching it for close to a decade now. I have vivid memories of losing my mind in a bar alongside my whole family when he won his first title, and at 42 he's still my old man, mi paisano, my terrorist, my absolute beast on track. It's the fact that at that age he's still in his absolute prime and still performing miracles, extracting every last bit of juice out of faulty machinery and putting mid cars in positions that they absolutely don't deserve to be in (as proven by his teammates, who can't wrangle them into the same spots on the grid) and making every race of his riveting to watch... I will always root for Fernando.

[bas-writes]

everyone looked good in beast pirate disguise but zoro's a whole different level of good, and he deserved to keep this instead of the same old coat, just dyed black

[deecays]

whoops 😶