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#Cat like reflex’s
nihilean · 3 months
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skitskatdacat63 · 10 months
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DC exposing Nando's war crimes from 20 years ago:
"I don't want to bring something up from the past, but Fernando did braketest me many years ago, but I was in the McLaren. He braked 30 meters earlier. We went to the stewards, and he went, "Oh, it's my right to brake where I want to brake. That's where I needed to brake!" I was just flabbergasted. And the stewards went "oh, well, no further action."
"This was 2003..."
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ddarker-dreams · 1 year
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chrollo gets you ice cream on the sole condition that he can feed it to you.
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marc--chilton · 2 months
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(mgv) if adam's feeling Touchy he'll knead lawrence like a cat. he's soft and warm and smells like home and safe and love and he'll chuckle all affectionate when he looks over to see adam curled under his arm, openly purring with his eyes half closed in bliss
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tyanis · 1 year
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Poll: What dumb way is Chris getting injured today?
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It's Beat The Shit Out Of Chris Friday once again!
As always, this is just in good fun. We all love Chris here.
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yaknowlikenyah · 6 months
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can we practice deep throating on the same dildo together, you can push my head into it more to make sure Im taking as much of it as i can
Any day~ I’ll shove you down and call you such a good pet for me. But isn’t it cuter to have you on your knees with my strap down your throat? You deserve such good praise for doing so well, and this way I can run my hand through that pretty hair of yours and hold you down. ❤️
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bougiebutchbitch · 9 months
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bad nerve day and legs keep seizing up and not working but I have cat on lap sooooo who's winning really
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pwurrz · 1 year
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do you think.. when yakumo’s really trying to concentrate on something.. he’ll just stand there with his eyes closed and a little bit of his tongue sticking out in a tiny blep so he can focus all of his attention onto smelling??
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schadentekkers · 2 years
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butchdykekondraki · 11 months
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you'd think after being medicated for most of my life i'd be able to take pills better but no i still have to practically choke it down
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sovaharbor · 8 months
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what did i do to deserve an ibs flare-up at 11 pm.......
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a-cat-in-toffee · 9 months
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hello chat.
#Remember Longcat#Jane? I remember Longcat. Fuck the picture on this page#I want to talk about Longcat.#Memes were simpler back then#in 2006. They stood for something. And that something was nothing. Memes just were. “Longcat is long.” An undeniably true#self-reflexive statement. Water is wet#fire is hot#Longcat is long. Memes were floating signifiers without signifieds#meaningful in their meaninglessness. Nobody made memes#they just arose through spontaneous generation; Athena being birthed#fully formed#from her own skull.#You could talk about them around the proverbial water cooler#taking comfort in their absurdity. “Hey#Johnston#have you seen the picture of that cat? They call it Longcat because it’s long!” “Ha ha#sounds like good fun#Stevenson! That reminds me#I need to show you this webpage I found the other day; it contains numerous animated dancing hamsters. It’s called — you’ll never believe t#But then 2007 came#and along with it came I Can Has#and everything was forever ruined. It was hubris#Jane. We did it to ourselves. The minute we added written language beyond the reflexive#it all went to shit. Suddenly memes had an excess of information to be parsed. It wasn’t just a picture of a cat#perhaps with a simple description appended to it; now the cat spoke to us via a written caption on the picture itself. It referred to an it#rupturing the boundary between the two. The cat wanted something. Which forced us to recognize that what it wanted was us#was our attention. WE are the cheezburger#Jane#and we always were. But by the time we realized this#it was too late. We were slaves to the very memes that we had created. We toiled to earn the privilege of being distracted by them. They fi
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igetaroundyk · 9 months
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joey HOLY SHITTTT
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bozepomagaj · 10 months
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Told myself I need to man up and listen to Wilburs new album... never again.
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loveistheonlytruth · 10 months
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im very good at killing flies….
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softpadawan · 2 years
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Does CatboyEzra always land on his feet?
Nope. Sometimes he lands on his hands 😂
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