#Charon was so not funny

[thecounterfeit-redhead]

How could they not include the funniest part of the book in this episode?

[whatthefuckistevvs]

The boatman's treasure

[mossattack]

i regret to inform you that melinoë is, in fact, charon's favourite of the siblings.

[jacqcrisis]

I like how in the first game, Aphrodite is like 'Mm Charon? Oh, cool, yeah, you bought my boon from the boatman and his nasty trash :/ As least he's a greedy weirdo, otherwise I couldn't make head or tails of him.'

And now she's all 'oh Charon! I love him. He's so tall and strong. Of course who wouldn't fantasize about him coming to your aid~'

I like to believe that this is because, as the goddess of love, she couldn't figure out a damn thing about Charon since he's in the underworld, and, canonically, the Olympians can't feel what's going on down there. But then she saw Hermes slobbering all over him at the post-game party, and after god knows how long with Charon and Hermes being topside and pining completely platonically over each other due to their separation, she's realized Charon is a prime cut of grade A Beef as she should have centuries ago.

I'm very proud of her.

[caribbean1989]

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)

[lonelypersonhere]

i finally beat [redacted] in hades (the first one) it took me forever to finally beat it oml

and with the shield of all things. i think the shield is underrated imo that things slaps

[lemonsweet]

I love the platinum intro I never watched all of it before. "We added some old freaks to this game"

[tvckerwash]

you know a neat little bit of subtle world building I've always liked in the recollection trilogy + freelancer saga (that gets forgotten about in later seasons) is how the bgc + the freelancers (sans ct and lina) were the only characters to wear mark VI (or in caboose's case mark V) helmets. all other freelancer personnel and the UNSC in those seasons either wore ODST armor/helmets or marine armor, and idk I just think it was a neat little detail that showcases some level of consistency with the greater halo canon.

[gncrezan]

realised about midway through drawing this that i'm not actually sure if hermes takes on the role of being a psychopomp in foa, but i do enjoy the idea that the various chthonic deities contributed to his training/teaching, with the occasional sass from his teachers ofc <3

(and @chrysanthemumgames is out, as of like 15 minutes ago. GO PLAY!!)

[kiwikipedia]

Knowing that Nemesis and Moros are going to be in Hades 2 is so funny like both of these damn Hades kids got literally all of Nyx’s kids helping them out huh?

[flame-shadow]

i wanted to make charon a tiger beetle and accidentally made him a little slutty lmao he's got them legs

[landfilloftrash]

[*tastes like blood, coffee, and whiskey]

[cazssserole]

Oh my God. Have some dwarf planets. Holy moly. Crap. Darn.

(They're Gay best friends, actually)

[valentinesparda]

I have such. a difficult time trying to actually make my aa inserts because I have this brain disease called 'everything has to be realistic' and I'm not actually that creative, so something like aa where things are just a little batshit and continue to do so, i am at a complete loss at making characters who are simultaneously universe-appropriate, abide by the laws of absurdity, and also appease my logical brain

[stellaimuse]

Hey guys expect aphrodite retheme !! At some point..

[dontmindme2600]

Nobody:

Literally every NPC in Tenpenny Tower: Good Evenin My Lad. Yes yes, the weather is fine, unlike those Ghouls. Mr Tenpenny is a fine man. You hear about the Ghouls? I want those bastards dead, just so you know. Fucking zombies. Yeah Mr Tenpenny let’s us stay here as long as we pay rent. Holy shit I hate ghouls so mu