#Code Cracker Fang

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Code Cracker Fang & Hacker Judge BT20-089 Alternative Art by poroze from BT-20 Booster Over the X (BT19-20: Special Booster Ver.2.5)

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"So take it all... The city's yours! It's worth fighting for. It's all mine... it's all yours!" (x)

Chalaza

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He pushes his thumb against Martyn's gumline. Martyn rolls his eyes, but doesn't bite. Maybe just to mess with him, Bdubs hitches the curve of his lip higher. "Huh. You've still got all your spawnling teeth. I don't even see any budding fangs… Hey- you wanna punch me in the face?" "Yessir, but that's unrelated to the XP gain." "Oh, you're freakin' hilarious…" Bdubs withdraws his hand, wiping it dry against his leg. Since all of Martyn's friends have been jumpy, wide-eyed sheep with extra evasive sprinkles since they got here, Bdubs cracks the conversation open like a smacked walnut: "Where did you get your Education? Some sort of cult, right?"

Bdubs and Etho wrestle a skin on their server hub’s newest cult escapee. The glowing, hissing Martyn lives in a fishbowl (and/or under Etho’s couch) until he doesn’t.

OR, after Martyn's escape from the EVO hub, Bdubs helps him integrate into a proper phantom hybrid flock. A study in pixel people biology, culture, and social dynamics. Enjoy!

(First 1,000 words below the cut)

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Martyn is dead, but unfortunately, no one's had the chance to tell that to Martyn. Martyn's in a fishbowl. Well, like… Martyn's soul is in the fishbowl- his skin fell in the Void. Or maybe got vaporized? Not sure. He looks like glowing blue smoothie stuff, complete with weird sprinkle colors, but Bdubs is pretty sure Etho would strangle him if he tried putting Martyn in a cup. Can you get drunk on real souls like you can on raw binary code? Huh…

Nobody in New Star Station's ever seen nothing like this. Or if they have, they sure haven't said that to Bdubs. Etho said the guy's trying to fight a system overload - Martyn; Martyn's trying (Etho says) - but it sure is violent. Geez…

Every couple minutes, Martyn's consciousness seizes up like a kicked cat. It twirls around like mashed-together clay. You get a huge spiral. You might even get part of a face or a clawing hand. Bdubs has been carrying the fishbowl for two days, even to that way fancy restaurant Etho likes, because it's really cool and you get to show him off to so many people this way, and he gets to be all "Sorry- Etho said only I can hold him." And Etho's the best healer ever and he can fix anything, so it's going to be okay.

But… still, even if he looks cool, Martyn can't hold his form. He comes crashing down every time. So Martyn stays in the fishbowl, because it's better than a bucket, and frankly this was a stupid waste of glass a couple years ago and it's good to put it to some use now. Bdubs keeps chucking pieces of sausage in there because maybe Martyn'll like that, but so far it's just been Martyn and the sausage and the other sausage and the other other sausage in the bowl, and Etho's probably gonna slap him for that.

"This is the voidfish market," Bdubs says anyway, holding Martyn's fishbowl above his head. Oh- we skipped forward. It's Wednesday now and not much has changed. If Martyn's a soul, he maybe won't be able to see out his eyes. If he's got free-cam, then probably. It's complicated; Bdubs leaves all that coding stuff to Etho anyway. He gives the fishbowl a slight rattle, just to wake Martyn up. "I guess you already know this place, huh? You flew out of the Void! Like, what? I can't believe you found us! We're a secret underground portal hub, and you just flew right in from the bottom! I never even knew you could do that! Ohhh, Scott's gonna fix it. You watch. He'll figure it out; no one's ever getting in again. You're lucky, Martyn. You're so lucky."

Martyn rests like impossibly bright jam inside the bowl. He doesn't seem interested in the market. Huh. Oh well. Bdubs swivels on his heel and walks down the street, even though the bowl bonks his head on every step. See, it's funnier when you're like, talking to people all normal and suddenly Martyn lurches up and makes grabby claw hands before he falls into the bowl again. Pixels spurt and crackle like tiny, tiny fireworks. Maybe he can't respawn inside the bowl. Is it too small?

How much sand does it take to make a giant bowl? Hmm… And would it be weird to reuse a giant "soul bowl" for cereal at a later time? I mean, you don't wanna waste something like that. That's a lot of glass. It'd be washed first, obviously.

It's been like three days. Nobody's gotten close enough to put a skin on Martyn yet, so Bdubs can't even put a face to his name. Martyn's just a hissing, writhing mess of blue and dashes of white - He's all claws and wings and sometimes teeth or tail. But even if they had a skin tailored to fit him, how're they supposed to get it on him? This guy can't hold his form! The only reason they even know his name is Martyn is 'cuz that's what the new guy Jimmy called him, and Jimmy's having problems keeping his arm together, so it's just a party where everyone's in pain, huh?

"I could eat you," Bdubs says, just to make casual polite conversation. The streets down here in the underground are okay-crowded today, though most people back off when they see a phantom hybrid coming. This may also be 'cuz he just said he might eat somebody and people don't really assume that Martyn can hear them or even get that he's still alive. "My player file's in the server hub, right? So, y'know… I can cycle you through and you're s'posed to respawn just fine! My species' whole thing is stabilizing weird code like yours. Yours too! You're gonna join my flock, right? That'll be fun. A rest will make you less sleepy. You should let me eat you."

Martyn's soul doesn't do much unless he's thrashing around. You can kinda talk to him, but he's not much for conversation. Maybe he can't hear. He probably doesn't have ears. He can't seem to project enough conscious thoughts to signal anything to Bdubs' communicator- not even anything weird and panicky like "stop stop stop." He doesn't even swim around! Why's he in a fishbowl? That's stupid. Briefly, Bdubs debates dumping him in the town square fountain. Maybe cold water will wake him up. Maybe he needs more sausage.

"Oh, I've got an idea. Tango? You know Tango? You probably don't know Tango; you only saw him for like a sec before you melted, I heard. Yeah, I heard you crashed and went up in flames like two seconds after leaving the Void. Well, not flame, but you know what I mean. Hey, Tango's got this huge countertop! We should pour you on that and push a giant cookie cutter in you. Or maybe we should pour you inside a skin anyway and see what happens. I mean, skin's sticky on the inside, right? It's got… adhesion, or whatever."

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unrequited love 𖥔 rory keaner

chapter 03

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"look at this, it's like opening day for revenge of the sith all over again. except, you know, minus the storm trooper." benny said. him and ethan were in line for the blood drive.

"my mom thinks i should donate, she says my blood is special" ethan says, "i think thats exactly why i should keep it where it belongs; in my veins."

"dude she has to say your blood is special, she's your mom. anyway, the reason you don't give blood is because you're too scared of needles you big chicken." benny gave him a pointed look.

"i'm not afraid, i just don't like them" ethan tried to defend himself.

"mhm right, the same way you don't like the commercial with the dancing crackers. it freaks you out!" benny laughed at him.

"it does not! i'm just uncomfortable with eating things that dance!" ethan once again tried to defend himself, "plus, i don't see you rushing to donate."

"uh yeah. it can lift your entire genetic code from one drop. what if someone cloned me! no way!" benny said before he caught sight of one of the nurses, "then again, i could stand to lose a pint or two."

"come on ethan! unless of course you're too chicken" benny trailed off and started making chicken noises. "i'm not chicken! i'm a hawk--with huge talons and laser eyes," ethan then saw a nurse open a needle causing him to stumble, "i just have to... talk to sarah and blair!"

"hey bee, sarah" ethan said walking up to them. "whats up," sarah munched on her chips as she anxiously stood watching the blood bags around the room.

blair could just smell the blood. grandma had been giving her blood substitute but compared to all of the real blood around her, that one was like dirt. this was like putting a kid in a room of candy and toys and expecting them not to touch it. this was all driving her crazy. blair opted to chew on gum as to help her not fang out.

"not much; are you guys okay?" ethan noticed both the girls state. "sure, i'm fine. why don't i look okay?" sarah asked blankly. "what do you think ethan?" blair said, a little more aggressive than usual. "you have like, half a bag of chips on your face. and blair, you're chomping on that gum like it murdered your whole family." ethan noted.

blair sighed in discontentment, throwing her head back as she knew ethan had a point.

"fine." sarah rolled her eyes and wiped off said chips. "seeing all this blood is really getting to you huh?" ethan wondered.

"it's like letting contestants from the biggest loser loose in a chocolate factory!" sarah whined. "every breath i take is consumed by all of this blood! it's taking everything in me not to rob this whole place!"

"do you need help? i could be like your guys' diet buddy?" ethan tried. "thanks eth, but it's not us we're worried about." blair said, putting a hand on his shoulder. "it's erica we are worried about. she doesn't have much self control and if-" sarah was cut off.

"hey sarah, bee. cookie?" erica asked while flashing her fangs. she was dressed as a nurse. something told blair that this was all going to turn to shit.

"a student volunteer? that is so devious!" sarah exclaimed in a whisper. "erica, are you seriously doing this? you know my grandma always makes extra blood sub." blair tried.

"seriously blair? even you know how gross it is! no offense but i'd rather not sip on that when i have the most delicious blood at my hands." erica said. blair nodded as to say she's not wrong.

"okay, you have to admit sarah, this is kind of smart." blair said.

"i guess it is kind of clever" sarah said.

"i know right?" erica said smugly, "so, when are you gonna take a sip? the sooner we get passed this whole awkward phase of our friendship, the better!" erica told sarah.

"i don't eat humans. sorry that's awkward for you!" sarah said. "what about you blair? you've already turned! i don't see the big deal." erica tried.

"that was a one time thing; and i regret ever doing it. plus, i promised benny and grandma that i wouldn't drink human blood again!" blair said.

erica smirked and just held up a pipe with blood clearing showing inside.

blair furrowed her eyes and tried her best to resist the temptation. "i gotta go." blair said quickly turning on her heels. she knew if she stayed another minute, she would be a goner.

"hey, what's up with you and sarah?" benny said grabbing his sisters arm before she left the room. "sarah's scarfing down junk food to help dull the blood craving.. and me, i'm using gum, which is useless." blair said.

"mortal food won't satisfy the hunger blair. that's like vampire 101." benny said. "a girl can try!" blair huffed and walked off.

"blair! wazzzzuuuuupppp!" rory said walking up to the girl who was pacing in the hallway, "what's up with you?"

"the blood rory, the blood!" blair voiced urgently, gripping the poor guys shirt, "how can you not feel like this?'

rory grabbed her shoulders."what can't the rorinator do?" rory grinned before continuing, "plus, i drank some skunk blood this morning. but man, i really am starting to get hungry!"

"hey dork!" erica said storming towards said dork. "how would you like to go on a secret mission?" erica asked rory. blair furrowed her brows but she had an inkling as to what she was going to ask.

"erica no way! i won't let you guys do it!" blair crossed her arms. she refused to let them steal blood bags from the blood drive van.

"please blair! would you rather me steal blood bags or actual humans?" erica said. rory nodded in agreement with a wide smile on his face.

blair sighed as she looked between the two. if she wasn't there to supervise them, then they would surely do something bad. so, throwing her head back, she said, "fine! but you guys are only taking a few bags, not the whole truck!" blair said strickly. "yay!" erica said, walking off.

"im gonna regret this." blair said. "yup!" rory said, putting an arm around her shoulder. "regret what?" ethan said as he and benny walked up to the two vampires.

"regret... this outfit choice!" blair tried to save herself. "what are you talking about? don't you mean the-" rory started. blair nudged him harshly.

"no! i meant what i said!" blair gritted her teeth. rory's eyes widened in realization. "ooohhhh." he said. "yeah your outfit could've been better today."

blair rolled her eyes. benny and ethan looked at each other with furrowed eyebrows. "blair-" benny started.

"well would you look at the time! me and rory got get to... that place! yeah that place!" blair said, grabbing the blond's hand and dragging him away.

if blair were to tell benny and ethan, she knew they would guilt trip her out of it. and while blair didn't want to do it in the first place, she already promised erica, so blair kept her mouth shut. besides, blair was worried that if she wasn't there to supervise them, something would go wrong.

"blair what are you talking back there?" rory said cluelessly. "rory, if we tell ethan and benny, then say goodbye to bloodbags." blair dumbed it down for him.

"right." rory nodded, "but i thought you didn't want to do this anyways."

"well i don't. but who would make sure you guys didn't do anything stupid?" blair said, "plus erica would kill us both."

"yeah, the last time i snitched on erica, she threw me into a ditch." rory shuddered.

"exactly! which is why we need to keep our mouths zipped! got it?" blair asked. "my lips are sealed!" rory pretended to zip his lips.

"good boy!" blair patted his head, "well i gotta go, don't say a word!" blair then walked off.

rory blushed at the girl and sighed dreamily before walking off as well.

"did that seem weird to you?" ethan asked as the two watched them from afar. ethan rolled his eyes when he saw blair pat rory's head with a smile on her face and when rory seemed to blush at whatever it is she said.

"rory being rory? no. but blair was definitely keeping something from us. she never does that!" benny exclaimed.

"i think i have a plan. c'mon." ethan said.

"do you have a plan for the truck?" erica asked as she and blair approached. "Yup." rory asked as he turned around with a board and little figurines in hand and a grin on his face, "and it's tight, see"

"the spaceship is the blood truck, i'm the mini marshmallow, erica is the red cinnamon heart, and blair you're the conversation heart," rory pointed at the conversation heart and winked at blair.

the conversation heart read 'kiss me'. blair giggled. "seriously blair," erica said shocked. "what? i thought it was cute!" blair defended. rory mentally rejoiced.

"so blair and erica, you guys wait over here out of sight while i attack the truck and remove anyone crazy enough to get in my way," rory moved his marshmallow pretending to start fighting people.

"ahem!" erica gave him a look that read 'if you don't hurry up, i'll kill you'.

"but, you know i won't get mushed up like that." rory said, "we get in and take off with the blood"

"great, that is fine." erica started, "do you have my laundry?" the blonde girl asked.

"hecks yeah! cleaned and pressed." rory gave erica her clothes. "you're the best," erica said. "thanks," rory giggled.

"rory do you still have my book?" blair asked. "oh yeah! if you want, we can stop by my house later to pick it up?" rory asked, hopeful. "sure, why not." blair said.

suddenly, blair felt a pair of eyes on them. she turned around, but was met with no one. she shrugged.

"nows your chance, go." erica said to rory. the three were currently hiding behind a dumpster, watching and waiting.

"you got it hot stuff." rory said. "save the pet names for blair." erica said in a disgusted tone. "good idea." rory said before sneaking up to the back of the blood truck and walking in.

after a while of waiting, they were starting to get worried. well, blair was, erica just wanted the blood. "what is taking so long?" erica asked into the walki-talki.

all that came through was rory making noises. the two girls furrowed their eyebrows. "hello? earth to moron!" erica asked again. "you think he's okay?" blair asked. "it's rory." was all erica said.

"i don't know, it's been a while. we should go check." blair said. she got up from her crouching position and walked into the truck with erica by her side.

"hey! what gives, that's my blood." erica said. "i was uh just making sure it was good!" rory stammered.

suddenly the door opened and they all turned to see the older nurse. "what's going on here?"

"back off sweetie, or these blood bags won't be the only things getting drained." erica hissed at the nurse.

all the nurse did was laugh, which confused them all. "not exactly the reaction i was going for." erica stated.

"you're a nurse, so you know what these babies can do to a jugular" erica referred to her fangs.

the nurse hissed at erica which surprised them all. "hey back off!" blair hissed back, she walked slightly closer to the nurse in case she attacked. rory grabbed her arm to pull her back. the only reason blair agreed to be there was to protect them if it came to that.

"i don't think so. wait till you see what happens when those babies are all grown up." the nurse said menacingly.

"she's one of us?" rory said in a confused tone. "wow, did not expect that." erica said.

"you have broken one of our oldest laws. trying to steal food from your own kind. the council will make sure you pay for this." the nurse said.

"like a vampire fine? just give the ticket to pasty face here i'm sure he's good for it." erica said. "huh? not me!" rory said.

the nurse walked out and began to shut the door. the three all ran up to it as to not become trapped inside, but they were too late.

"hey let us out!"

"how is this door so strong?" blair said as her and rory tried to get the door to open. erica had already given up and was sipping on a blood bag.

"looks like we're trapped alone, together, just the two of us." rory's said looking at blair. his distressed face turned into a grin. "ugh gross, get a room!" erica said. "right. she's here too" rory said.

"rory, you can't seriously be enjoying this!" blair said as she stood up and walked to one of the seats. rory followed and sat next near her. "well it's me and two hot chicks trapped together! hecks yeah i'm enjoying this!" rory smiled widely.

rory turned to look at blair who was lost in thought. she couldn't believe she'd let them all get trapped. the whole reason she agreed to be there was to protect them and she failed.

"have you ever noticed how in romantic comedies, the guy and girl start off fighting then things change between them and they end up sucking face by the end credit! lets say we just skip to the end baby." rory said.

"huh? what'd you say?" blair said when she noticed rory was speaking to her. "that was so pathetic." erica laughed. rory glared at her.

"i don't know what it is, because i barely eat anymore but i'm even gassier as a vampire! it was so bad that my mom tried-" rory had been talking the whole time they were in the truck. blair and erica were really getting tired of it.

"shut! up!" erica urged, "what would it take to shut you up!?" erica pleaded.

"i can think of something." rory smirked. blair rolled her eyes at what he was insinuating.

erica's eyes widened. "i am not kissing you! blair, you do it!"

rory's eyes lightened up and he grinned widely. "no!" blair said. truth be told, she'd never kissed anyone before. she didn't want her first kiss to be like this.

"please! he will not shut up and you and i both know it!" erica said.

blair sighed, "fine. but if i do, will that keep you from talking?" blair asked rory. usually she was more full of energy but right now, so many things were in her head and she was frankly quite tired. vampires don't need sleep, but it felt like blair could sleep for thousands of years.

rory nodded eagerly. he would finally get to kiss the girl he liked since middle school and he was very happy to say the least.

blair went to stand in front of rory. for some reason, she was incredibly nervous. if she had a heartbeat, it would be going a hundred miles an hour. she didn't understand why she was feeling this way, it was just rory. one of her closest friends since grade 4.

plus, she liked ethan; and she like ethan a lot. ethan always made her stomach flutter even if all he did was look at her. so why was her stomach fluttering when her lips touched the lips of the blond boy?

blair and rory's only kissed for less than 5 seconds when the truck doors opened, revealing blair and rory's lip contact.

"ugh! i am surrounded by vampire noobs!" the older 'nurse' said. "lets get out of here." the younger 'nurse' said. with that, the vampire nurses finally left.

blair's eyes widened at the fact that her friends had just seen her kiss rory.

sarah was very shocked but couldn't say she wasn't expecting it to happen. benny was very angry because he knows how rory is with girls and didn't want his sister to be involved with that.

and ethan. ethan was... jealous. of course he'd never admit that, but he felt it in the way his eyebrows scrunched together in anger and in the way his fists curled up. but there's no way he liked blair. this was his best friend and benny's sister! besides he liked sarah. not blair.

"rory. my sister!?" benny shouted. blair awkwardly stepped out, followed by erica and rory. "sorry dude, the ladies can't resist." rory shrugged while grinning.

"it wasn't like that! he wouldn't shut up! erica forced me to!" blair tried to defend herself. "did not! and anyway, it's not like it took you a whole lot of convincing!" erica said.

"i'm tired, okay!" blair stated and walked to stand next to her brother, whom gave her an angry look.

"so uh, you two need a ride home," sarah pointed blair and rory. she was enjoying the scene before her.

"i'm so leaving." erica said before walking off.

"oh uhm i actually have to pick up my book from rory's house. c'mon rors" blair said.

"we are talking when you get home blair!" benny yelled out with his finger pointed at her. "sure dad!" blair joked.

rory handed blair her book. "so, about that kiss-" rory started.

"yeah uhm, i think we were both.. delirious! yeah delirious, from the smell of blood. other wise it never would've happened." blair reasoned with rory, though who she was really trying to reason with was herself.

rory was devastated. he knew why the kiss happened, but that didn't mean he didn't really enjoy it. he wanted to tell her that he wasn't delirious. he wanted to tell he that he knew what he felt was realer than anything else he's ever felt. he's always wanted to kiss her. and not in a typical teen boy way. he was in love with blair, and for him to hear her say that was crushing. he knew she didn't like him, and he will always respect her feelings. but, deep down there was always that hope, that maybe, even if it was a little bit, she did like him.

"oh. uh yeah.. that was totally it." rory said dryly. "goodnight rory, see you at school." blair said, giving him a quick hug before leaving.

"yeah goodnight." his voice was full of sadness as he watched her walk away.

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check that the types in return position impl Trait in traits are well-formed

deny return-position impl Trait in traits for object safety

only encode return-position impl Trait in trait when parent function has a default body

implement std::marker::Tuple, a marker trait for tuples

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stabilize raw-dylib for non-x86

equate fn outputs when inferring RPITIT hidden types

allow generators to impl Clone/Copy

avoid infinite loop in function arguments checking

const_generics: correctly deal with bound variables

fix LLVM IR type mismatch

fix ICE in opt_suggest_box_span

fix ICE report flags display

fix ICE, generalize 'move generics to trait' suggestion for >0 non-rcvr arguments

fix RPIT ICE for implicit HRTB when missing dyn

fix code generation of Rvalue::Repeat with 128 bit values

fix compile errors for uwp-windows-msvc targets

normalize before erasing late-bound regions in equal_up_to_regions

recover from using ; as separator between fields

fix the suggestion of format for asm_sub_register

adjust and slightly generalize operator error suggestion

add list of recognized repr attributes to the unrecognized repr error

shrink span for bindings with subpatterns

point at type parameter in plain path expr

point out when a callable is not actually callable because its return is not sized

allow lower_lifetime_binder receive a closure

do not suggest a semicolon for a macro without !

include enum path in variant suggestion

suggest adding array lengths to references to arrays if possible

suggest introducing an explicit lifetime if it does not exist

suggest pub instead of public for const type item

suggest removing unnecessary prefix let in patterns

migrate another part of rustc_infer to session diagnostic

migrate rustc_middle diagnostic

migrate rustc_session to use SessionDiagnostic - Pt. 2

miri: add a Machine hook for inline assembly

shrink PredicateS

shrink hir::Ty and hir::Pat

parameterize ty::Visibility over used ID

allow lint passes to be bound by TyCtxt

track PGO profiles in depinfo

use RelocModel::Pic for UEFI targets

use niche-filling optimization even when multiple variants have data

inline <T as From<T>>::from

lower the assume intrinsic to a MIR statement

compile spin_loop_hint as pause on x86 even without sse2 enabled

reimplement carrying_add and borrowing_sub for signed integers

optimize thread parking on NetBSD

remove &[T] from vec_deque::Drain

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Rust Compiler Performance Triage

From the viewpoint of metrics gathering, this was an absolutely terrible week, because the vast majority of this week's report is dominated by noise. Several benchmarks (html5ever, cranelift-codegen, and keccak) have all been exhibiting bimodal behavior where their compile-times would regress and improve randomly from run to run. Looking past that, we had one small win from adding an inline directive.

Triage done by @pnkfelix. Revision range: e7cdd4c0..17cbdfd0

Summary:

(instructions:u) mean range count Regressions ❌ (primary) 1.1% [0.2%, 6.2%] 26 Regressions ❌ (secondary) 1.9% [0.1%, 5.6%] 34 Improvements ✅ (primary) -1.8% [-29.4%, -0.2%] 42 Improvements ✅ (secondary) -1.3% [-5.3%, -0.2%] 50 All ❌✅ (primary) -0.7% [-29.4%, 6.2%] 68

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[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hello, good time of day! Sorry if I'm distracting you! Can I request some Yandere Big Mom Pirates with Female dragon leader Reader? Romantic Yandere Katakuri and with Yandere Platonic Big Mom, Pudding, and others . With the help of Pudding's powers, they learn y/n's backstory from her memories. How she learned to hold a fire sword in her hands and handle it, how she made herself armor from dragon scales, how she earned the trust of dragons, her diligent training tirelessly, her scars and memories of how she got them, how she smashed dragon hunter fleets and freed dragons from cages (I decided to make this request after reading your reader Tanjiro, the character is exactly the same, she is also kind in a motherly way and helps everyone) She resembles like a mix of Hiccup and Valka from httyd, she also has a fire sword, dragon armor and staff, she is kind and compassionate to dragons, can tame and earn the trust of any dragon. has 3 main dragons: Stormcutter, Triple Strike, Song of Death and the baby Deathgripper she recently rescued (She carries him in a special compartment in her armor that looks like a mama kangaroo bag. Like the fishleg in part 3 httyd). She is very calm, kind and peaceful, she prefers to solve all conflicts in peace without violence. But if someone threatens what she holds dear, she will defend it with teeth and claws.Katakuri found her barely alive on the shore and when he wanted to approach her, her four dragons jump out at him and begin to protect her, he calmly tells the dragons that he wants to help her and the dragons understand him and let through. The reader is very much like Mother caramel, so the Big Mom is also very attached to her.As soon as she gets more or less on her feet, she almost immediately wants to go on a journey to find more dragons. Since if she was able to get into their world with the dragons, then it means that other dragons could get here. Under persuasion, she agrees to take some family members with her, but first she has to teach them how to handle dragons and how to tame themThis is my guess, but still. I think these dragons would suit the Charlotte family

Katakuri - Screaming Death

Smoothie - The Queen of Fireworms

Oven - Monstrous nightmares

Daifuku - Singetail

Cracker - Boneknapper

Brulee - Silver phantom

Pudding - Changewing

She is constantly followed by children, she is not against it, as she herself says, children are my most important weakness. She often tells them about dragons and shows them a book with all the dragons. And she also teaches them some things, such as determining the path by the stars, taming dragons, sign language, morse code, and she also tells them legends and stories from her life

When she first saw Katakuri's mouth, she said she didn't see anything disgusting in it, on the contrary, she admired his mouth and the sharpness of his teeth.

I apologize to you if you felt a sense of shame while reading my request. And I apologize for the mistakes in the text, English is not my native language

-Katakuri didn’t know what to make of the maiden he found on the beach, wearing unusual armor made of leather and what looked to be scales, a sword nearby, barely clinging to life.

-When he went to approach, investigating, he was not expecting four dragons to suddenly rush to her side, putting themselves between the mochi man and their master, fangs bared and growls rumbling in their throats.

-While stunned, he could quickly tell that this maiden had a connection to these dragons, one that they could possibly use to grow not only the Big Mom Pirate crew’s power, but the whole Charlotte Family’s power as well.

-He kneeled, as he knew he needed to get to you, but to get to you, he needed these dragons to back off to get to you and get you the treatment you needed.

-Katakuri spent two hours working with these dragons, and while not completely trusting him, they allowed him to pick you up and take you back to the main house on Whole Cake Island, with them following after.

-Big Mom was stunned, seeing the dragons, asking her 2nd eldest son about them, but he didn’t know much, other than they were very protective of you.

-You were small compared to her son, but she could tell that you were stronger than you looked, and she agreed to the treatment, calling Pudding in as well, so maybe they could get a feel of who you were.

-It was four days later when you finally woke up, and your baby Deathgripper was instantly in your face, licking you all over which made you chuckle softly before your Song of Death picked the baby up by the back of it’s neck, pulling it off of you.

-The woman sitting beside you surprised you by greeting you, “Good morning Y/N! I’m so happy you’re finally awake!” you were confused about how she knew your name, as you had never met her before.

-She introduced herself as Pudding, and after helping you sit up, she took her seat and explained how her big brother, Katakuri, saved you when he found you unconscious by the shoreline with your four dragons.

-You were so kind and polite, asking her questions and answering her own questions, not realizing they knew a lot about you, thanks to Pudding’s gift, which she admitted she used on you, as they wanted to get information about what happened to you.

-While in awe over her ability, you weren’t really bothered, as their intentions were honest, but not completely at the time, which you were unaware of.

-Only after seeing how kindhearted and gentle you were with others, even dragons ten times your size, treating them with so much respect, but also fiercely protective against those who would do the ones you love any harm, meeting them with your sword and teeth bared, Big Mom had actually started to cry, seeing that you were so like Mother Caramel.

-You were welcomed into the Charlotte Family instantly, and they provided you with a home, a safe place to live, which warmed your heart.

-You became known as The Dragon Lady around Whole Cake Island, and your dragons were happy to help others around the island, on your orders not to hurt anyone.

-You were never seen without a gaggle of children around you, holding onto your hands, learning about your dragons from them, even getting to pet them after you taught them how, and soaking up the tales and stories you knew from your home, including stories of your own past.

-The children were also excited to learn new things from you, such as sign language and morse code, learning how to talk with each other without talking, something Big Mom seemed interested in as well and you were soon teaching most of the Charlotte Family sign language, as they could use it to their advantage.

-Big Mom was very attached to you, constantly seeking you out, and you were surprised to learn that this giant and insanely powerful woman, the leader of everyone around you, looked to you for comfort, as you reminded her so much of her darling mother figure.

-Katakuri and many of her children were happy to have you around, as you could keep her calm, and you were one of the few people, when she was having a tantrum, that could calm her down.

-Once you were healed completely, allowed to rest for about a month, Big Mom asked if there were other dragons and after you confirmed there was, she wanted your help to go out and find them!

-After a lot of persuasion, that the dragons would be welcomed here, and be able to live in peace on Whole Cake Island, you agreed, researching that since you were able to come with your dragons, it was possible to bring more over from your own world, once you found the opening between the two worlds.

-However, before you could do this, those coming with you, Katakuri, Smoothie, Oven, Daifuku, Cracker, Brulee, and Pudding, would need to learn how to approach and handle dragons first, to avoid any unnecessary injuries or deaths.

-Unlike your own mentor who basically threw you straight to the wolves, or dragons, when learning about them, you taught them in the way you learned on your own, when first taming your own dragons, your first being your Stormcutter, followed by your Triple Strike.

-The key to taming dragons was three things, patience, respect, and confidence; you needed to do things on the dragon’s terms and showing them proper respect kept them and you from getting injured, and dragons could smell fear, so being confident made the dragons more relaxed.

-After a month of being gone, the day you returned with those you took to your world resulted in a massive party, one that lasted for days.

-Each one returned with their own dragon mount, as you did your research on which ones fit with each sibling, pairing them up wonderfully!

-Katakuri had a fearsome Screaming Death, while Smoothie managed to tame the Queen of Fireworms, something that you were still stunned over, while Oven had a Monstrous Nightmare, which did scare some of his younger siblings that he had to go and comfort and bring them to meet his new partner, showing them that he was nice, to those he wanted to be nice to.

-Daifuku had a Singetail and Cracker adored his darling Boneknapper, drowning it in affection which was amusing to see while Brulee was riding on a beautiful Silver Phantom, and Pudding had managed to tamer a Changewing, which was a challenge, but one she was willing to take!

-Big Mom was overjoyed, seeing so many different dragons, in awe about the different shapes and sizes and colors, praising you for helping her children.

-She was drinking deeply when she heard Pudding giggle and she looked down at her daughter before following her gaze, seeing Katakuri and you walking off together, holding hands and Big Mom’s eyes went huge before she grinned brightly, seeing the two of you together looked so good! It was time to plan a wedding!!

-Katakuri began courting you back in your world, after you saved him from his Screaming Death, before he had been able to tame it, when his scarf had fallen off and you saw his whole face.

-He was scared you would think him a monster, but you were in awe, hands at the corners of his mouth, keeping it open, “They’re so sharp and shiny! These look so healthy!” he had never had someone react in such a way, color taking over his face, feeling bashful from your praises.

-That night he brought you a flower crown he had made, hiding it from his other siblings except for Brulee, who had helped him make it, and presented it to you.

-His shyness was rather endearing, but you instantly accepted, putting it on your head, and you enjoyed teasing him lightly, when some of the others asked what was up with the flower crown and you just grinned, “I wanted to feel pretty!”

-Back on Whole Cake Island, he was more open with his courting, something many of his siblings were able to see and they all cheered him on, which made him blush and you couldn’t help but giggle, thinking he was adorable.

-You were so happy to find a new home, a place where you truly belonged.

[steviemae]

you’re back // sp - pt.2

part one.

“I’d fucking like to be,” Sweet Pea exclaimed, “look i get you want to keep her away from all the bad things that could possibly happen, but you forbidding her and us from even talking to each other or being friends is only going to push her away from you and quite frankly, i don’t want to see either of you hurt like that. She’s kind of upset with you anyway and feels like things with you two are conditional. She just wants her best friend back, Fangs.”

“You like her, don’t you.” Fangs said.

“Kind of.

“You should go talk to her, man. She just wants her best friend back and i know you do too, but dividing your lives isn’t going to make that happen.” Sweet Pea reasoned.

“You’re right.” Fangs sighed.

“I usually am but y’know, no one wants to listen to the angry guy.” Sweet Pea shrugged making Fangs laugh a little. Fangs patted Sweet Pea’s shoulder saying he was going to your house to talk to you and hopefully fix things. Sweet Pea hoped that Fangs would come to his senses. He really did like you and wanted to get to know you.

--

Your mom called up the steps letting you know that someone was here for you. Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion trying to remember if anyone said they were stopping by but drew a blank. When you made it halfway down the stairs, you saw Fangs standing in the foyer.

“If you came here to tell me to stay away from your friends, Sweet Pea approached me today.” you said coming to a halt on the steps.

“I’m actually here to try and fix our friendship that i ruined by making that stupid rule.” he said. You crossed your arms and waited for him to continue, “look Sweet Pea and i had a talk about you and he thinks that i’m only going to push you away instead of keep you safe by not letting you know my friends. And i think he’s right. I’m sorry, okay. I just thought that you getting too close to us that it would put a target on your back, but i never took into consideration your feelings or the fact that we could and would protect you from harm if it came down to it.” he paused to gage your reaction before continuing, “i want you to come to the bonfire in Tent City on friday. Meet everyone. Sweet Pea kind of wants you there too so even more reason for you to come.”

“She can go if you stay for dinner.” Your mom said peering around the corner.

“And if i don’t want to go?” you sassed your mom.

“I think you do want to go, you’re just being stubborn.” Fangs laughed before agreeing to stay for dinner. You smiled softly and walked the rest of the way down the stairs to hug him before both of you walked into the dining area for dinner.

--

Friday came faster than you thought. You were walking down the hallway with Fangs holding your books close to your chest.

“So what’s the dress code? I need to make sure i don’t look out of place even though i will be.” you asked.

“Casual. You can wear leggings and a sweater, no one's going to care.” Fangs answered knowing that the real question was if you were going to get made fun of for not looking like a badass around the Serpents, “and you can stay in my tent if it gets too late and you don’t want to go home.”

“You can stay with us, you know.”

“I know, but if everyone else is sleeping in a tent, then so am i. We’re a family and i’m not going to let them sleep on the ground alone.” That’s what you admired about Fangs; how loyal he was to his friends and family. He refused special treatment even though he knew he always had a room at your place.

“So you going to make a move with Sweet Pea tonight?” he asked nudged your shoulder.

“I barely know him.” you said rolling your eyes.

“But you think he’s attractive right?”

“He is pretty good looking, but i’m not doing anything tonight besides getting to know him and if that leads to more later on, then so be it.”

“Whatever you say, y/n. I’ll pick you up later.” Fangs said as the two of you separated and walked to your vehicles.

When you arrived home you immediately started on your homework so you wouldn’t have to worry about it and could spend as much time with Fangs and the others as possible. You lost track of time and only noticed when there was a knock at your door. You spun around in your desk chair to find Sweet Pea standing there.

“Hey, uh Fangs couldn’t come pick you up so he sent me.” he said looking around your still yet to be unpacked room.

“I still need to change. Um you can sit on the bed, i’ll only be a minute.” you rushed to put away your school work and get ready.

“Take your time. I’m actually early.” Sweet Pea said as he made his way over to your bed.

You put all of your school work away before walking over to your closet and pulling out a hoodie and leggings to change into.

“What should i expect at this bonfire?” you asked from inside your closet. Thankfully it was big enough for you to walk into and change so you didn’t have to go to the bathroom or make Sweet Pea step out.

“They used to be crazy, but recently it’s just chill. S’mores for sure, which we have to get stuff for on the way. It’s like a kickback. Some alcohol, but don’t feel obligated to drink and the usual teenage party games.” he explained.

You stepped out of your closet, smiling widely at Sweet Pea, “you had me at s’mores.”

“That’s why Fangs insisted we stop and get the stuff.” he chuckled seeing your extremely happy expression. You chuckled, gathering your bag and everything you’ll need as you’ll most likely stay with Fangs and headed out with Sweet Pea. He handed you an extra helmet, helping you buckle the chin strap after watching you struggle for a second and motioned for you to hop on behind him. You wrapped your arms around his waist as he revved the engine and pulled out of the driveway heading for the store.

“I guess i should be thanking you.” you said as you walked through the isle of the grocery store.  

“What for?” Sweet Pea asked.

“For talking some sense into Fangs and prompting him to come talk to me. For saving our friendship honestly.” you reached down and grabbed the square marshmallows handing them to Sweet Pea to put in the basket he was carrying.

“All i said was he was pushing you away and that if he didn’t get his head out of his ass then he’d lose you.” he shrugged like it wasn’t that big of a deal.

“I know it seems like nothing, but Fangs means a lot to me and if it weren’t for you i probably wouldn’t have my best friend back. So thank you, i owe you.” you said as you handed him chocolate bars.

“You can thank me by letting me take you out for breakfast tomorrow morning.” he offered as he took the chocolates from you.

“Hmm we’ll see how tonight goes before i make a decision.” you smiled at him.

“Challenge accepted. I’ll make sure tonight is the best bonfire you’ve ever been to.” he shot you a wink, reaching around you to grab the graham crackers off the shelf and tossing them in the basket. He turned and walked towards the checkout, you shaking your head but couldn’t stop the smile that formed as you followed behind him.

--

The bonfire was a blast. Everyone was nice and they welcomed you with open arms. You ran into FP which made you happy and almost cry cause you haven’t seen him in a long time. Betty was there with Jughead so you had a few familiar faces to feel less nervous. Sweet Pea stuck to his word as well, trying to make your night amazing and you didn’t mind his presence at all.

The party had died down and everyone was going home or to their tent. Sweet Pea walked you to Fangs’ tent, stopping just outside of it.

“So, have you come to a decision on whether i get to take you to breakfast in the morning?” he asked with a hopeful smile.

“As long as i don’t have to wake up ridiculously early, then the answer is yes. I’d love to get breakfast with you.” you smiled up at him.

“Great, i’ll pick you up in this exact spot tomorrow morning. Sleep tight, y/n.” he walked backwards as he spoke giving you a wide smile. You waved and said goodnight, laughing as he stumbled a little. You climbed into Fangs’ tent, squealing when you saw Fangs’ sitting there with a smirk on his face.

“So breakfast with Sweet Pea, huh?” he wiggled his eyebrows.

“Eavesdropping isn’t nice, Fogarty.” you glared ignoring his question and curling up under a blanket as he chuckled turning off the small battery powered lamp.

[mars-the-4th-planet]

Penny x Neo pt. 2

"You girls..." Ironwood said, shaking his head. "Come on you two, Penny stop tickling the poor ice cream producer."

Penny stood up. "I was only trying to cheer her up sir! Ruby always enjoys it!"

General Ironwood patted the little robots head. "I know. But this is supposed to be a punishment for her crimes not a sleepover."

"Oh we had those back in beacon with Neo!"

"You did?!"

Neo, who was silently giggling and rubbing her sock-covered feet together, nodded.

Ironwood sighed. "Beacon has a weird justice system... Regardless, come on you two. Somebody wants to see you Penny. Grab Neo."

"With all due respect sir," a soldier by Ironwood said. "this is more or less a sleepover with Penny for Neo."

Ironwood looked at him sternly and he shut up. "Lets go girls."

At a nearby Cafe they sat down.

"Welcome to Puffs!" Puff announced.

"Didnt you work in Vale?" Asked Penny.

"Yes but Ryan used the insurance money from you breaking that table for us to buy a spot here where the big business is! Plus we get to live on an awesome ship!"

"Insurance for a table? I dont think it works that way." Ironwood said.

"Oh we also burned down the place."

"You commuted fraud!?"

Puff sighed. "Do you want to order or not general?"

General Ironwood nodded. "Yes. I would like a Generals Stew, Penny here will have a bowl of animal crackers, Neo... What do you want?"

Neo couldnt say and had her hands cuffed, so she couldnt even signal to what she wanted. She just looked confused.

"Neo will have a burger I guess, although... Penny? Can you help her eat it?"

"We can remove the cuffs for the meal though?"

"No."

"But why?"

It zoomed in on General Ironwoods stern face.

"Okay..." Penny looked down.

General Ironwood was an experienced member of the Atlas military and he knew that criminals like Neo were crafty and swift and sneaky. If he gave her any opportunity to escape she would take it. It seemed like too much precaution to most people, but to him it was better to be safe than sorry.

Just then, Jacques Schnee and Weiss Schnee (or wife schnee to Ruby.) came in and sat down.

"Why did you choose this crappy place Genny?" Jacques asked. General Ironwood clenched his everything. "The food is mediocre, like commoner food. The waitress is in a god damn swimsuit. I am only glad I brought my daughter here, not my son! Can you imagine?"

Weiss stopped staring at Puff for a moment, blushing. "Yes...that would be bad, inappropriate even. My brother would ogle her no doubt. Boys, pff."

"Quiet Weiss, no one was talking to you."

"Hi Weiss!" Penny said, smiling at her friend. Neo was looking down. She felt weird around Weiss.

"Hey Penny! So THAT is where Neo went, you lil rascal! I cant wait to tell Ruby. She was so worried! We-"

"Weiss! What did I just say!"

"Relax Jacques, the girls missed each other. Let them talk. And regardless, you said no one was talking to her. Now somebody is."

Jacques glared at Neo. "Hang on... Thats the riffraff who stole one of my transports with that so-called white fang and Roman Torchwick!"

"Yes Jacques... Thats one of the reasons why she is in handcuffs... Obviously..." General Ironwood said exasperated.

Puff was coming back with food.

"Dont sass me Genny. I am here to discuss the Embargo. You need to lift it."

"Funny. I thought you were here so your daughter could meet up with Penny."

"We both knew that was coded language."

General Ironwoods face became even more stern. He hated this rich arrogant bastard so much. But unfortunately his military relied on Schnees for their dust supply. So currently he would have to listen to Jacques.

"Look, maybe we can lift the Embargo if you would improve conditions for your workers. Then Atlas citizens will be happy, more of the white fang will abandon the faunu-fascist idealogy Adam Taurus started, youll get your dust bought, and your workers will be happier. Win, win, win, win." He counted off a finger for each win.

(After the attack on beacon, many of the white fang members were turning against Adam Taurus. The attack was a failure in the main goal, lost many members, and the only thing they "achieved" were some teenager kills and a couple of teachers dead. Even though Adam personally did not order the attack, he was allied with Cinder who arranged it to rescue him.)

"Speaking of faunus riffraff..." Jacques glared at Penny. "You made... A faunus robot?! For shame."

General Ironwood just glared at him. "Penny? Care to explain?" he asked her.

"I wanted cat ears."

"See Jacques? She wanted them. Now about the Embargo..."

Jacques chuckled. "No can do Genny. No point in running a dust company if all the money goes to the workers."

"You make an enormous profit! You could give a living wage to all your workers for less than half of it! It is not 'all the money' and saying so makes you sound like a fool!"

Neo stuck her tongue at Jacques.

"I have had it with this constant disrespect! That is the last straw!" He knocked the burger out of Pennys hands as she was trying to get Neo to stop sticking her tongue out and eat. Then he tried to slap Neo herself, but she bit his hand. He roared.

"Neo, no! Let go of him!" Penny grabbed and pinched Neos nose to force her to open her mouth. Jacques quickly pulled his hand away.

"Amazing. You usually do not lose your cool Jacques. Schnees usually always keep their cool, but..." Ironwood smiled, implying he was not a real Schnee.

"This conversation is over! Come on Weiss!" Jacques snarled and grabbed Weiss roughly and dragged her out, enraged that his daughter had seen him lose control of the situation. He intended to punish her once they were in private, to make sure she knew he was the boss. He was of course, going to blame the whole incident on her to make her feel like she was the problem. At least he would try to. General Ironwood left without finishing his stew and told Penny to help Puff clean up.

So they did. But Penny was no planning to simply go back to her room. In fact, once she looked around a bit, she uncuffed Neo. "Neo, please dont tell General Ironwood but you and me are going to go help Weiss okay?"

Neo made a ^-^ face and nodded while rubbing her hands together. She couldnt wait to kick Jacques butt and steal his things. "This is awesome... I am so glad Penny took me here. Just wait until I see Roman! And show him my loot from Jacques! Aaaa this is the luckiest day ive had since he kissed me!" Neo thought excitedly and hugged Penny, who of course hugged her back. "Okay, lets hurry Neo! Cant let mean Jacques hurt our friend!"

To be continued...

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29 Office Costume Ideas for Marketing Nerds & Tech Geeks

Halloween is a fun holiday, and it doesn't get the attention it deserves. It doesn't have recognizable songs or vacation days associated with it, and it falls on a busy time of year for most people in the workforce.

But that doesn't mean you should skip the festivities at your office Halloween celebration.

How many days of the year are you encouraged to dress up and goof around at work? Probably just one -- Halloween -- and even then, it can be hard to know what's office-appropriate.

We want you to have fun this Halloween, so we're taking the work out if it for you. We've compiled a list of DIY Halloween costume ideas that are easy to put together, inexpensive, and perfect for the digital marketer or tech professional.

If your family and friends don't get your costume, your colleagues definitely will.

29 Office Costume Ideas for Marketing Nerds & Tech Geeks

Computer Costumes

1. Alt Text

Alt text isn't just the metadata of an image published on the web -- you could also say it's an "alternative" fashion statement with the text to describe the era. This was HubSpot Director of Content Corey Wainwright's office Halloween costume a few years ago. It's great because you don't even look dressed up if you have a casual office dress code, so you can just blend in.

To dress as alt text this halloween, break out your best 90s alternative garb -- our coworker Corey went with black jeans, combat boots, and a flannel. Then, tape hyphenated text that best describes what you're wearing, much like an image of your outfit would do online to help search engines read the file.

We edited a sash of alt text on to the alternatively dressed girl below, just to help you picture your awesome costume.

Source: That's Life

2. SEO Ninja

Speaking of dorking out on SEO, you could be everyone's favorite LinkedIn title -- the SEO ninja. Dress in all black, buy a black ski mask, and tape keywords all over yourself. Voila ... you're an actual ninja -- just one much more concerned with search engine optimization than lurking in the darkness.

Source: Pinterest

3. Mobile App

Wander around holding an appetizer -- candy, cheese and crackers, chips and dip ... whatever you have on hand. Boom. You're a mobile "app."

This costume also doubles as a great way to introduce yourself and make friends at a party.

Source: Opportunity Max

4. Instagrammer

Want another way to turn handing out food into a costume? Dress up like a hipster and hand out graham crackers. You're an "instant" "gram" cracker server -- or, for short, an Instagrammer. Pun absolutely intended.

5. Ghostwriter

Have you ever written something for somebody else's byline? Such is the life of a "ghostwriter." Turn your author-less accomplishment into this year's office Halloween costume.

To dress up as a ghostwriter, grab a white sheet and cut a hole for your head and arms. Dob some black ink spots on the sheet, get a book and one of those feather quills (or just get a feather, I suppose), and boo -- you're a ghostwriter.

6. Whitespace

Whitespace on the internet might just denote all the blank space you use to help your design stand out, but on Halloween, "whitespace" isn't just the absence of space.

Dress in all white -- add white face paint and a white wig if you're ultra-committed. Then add a hint of color somewhere on the outfit, like a colored tie or scarf, or even a paint splotch. That color splotch will make the white space more prominent, transforming you into "whitespace."

7. Error 404 Code

You've most likely encountered a funny error 404 page before, and you can make it a funny costume, too. Grab a sheet of paper, write "Error 404: Costume Not Found," and tape it to your outfit.

  A photo posted by RachAel Klopfenstein (@theklopf) on Sep 5, 2015 at 12:33pm PDT

8. (Monty) Python

If you're into programming code, British comedy, and low-effort costumes, being (Monty) Python is perfect. Dress up in anything remotely snakelike in your closet: olive green clothing, snakeskin accessories, and fake vampire teeth that can serve as your fangs.

Then, to amp up the dork factor on this costume, add two coconuts or a gold chalice to embody Monty Python on his quest for the Holy Grail.

9. Facebook

Grab face paint or eyeliner and write "book" across your cheeks. Just like that, you're the world's biggest social network for Halloween.

And for your sake, we hope your colleagues actually get it:

Source: AndPop

10. Unicorn

Here's another tech-friendly, double-entendre costume: Be your own version of a tech unicorn. Here at HubSpot, we love this tech icon, and you can easily make your own version of a unicorn horn with help from this article.

Source: WikiHow

11. Phishing Emails

Phishing emails are nothing to joke about -- they can seriously threaten your technology and data security. But on Halloween, you can dress up as a play on phishing emails for an easy DIY costume. All you need are a stick, a piece of string, and an envelope. Bonus points if you own a bucket hat and vest to complete the ensemble. Check out an amusing version of this costume below.

Source: Car and Driver

12. Copycat

"CNTRL + C" is the popular keyboard macro allowing you to copy items from one place to another on your computer. Well, here's a technology spin on a classic Halloween costume. All you'll need are cat ears, eyeliner-drawn whiskers, and a sheet of paper. Write "CNTRL + C" on the paper, tape it to your outfit, and you're a "copycat."

Source: BuzzFeed

13. The Blue Screen of Death

You know the screen, even if you don't know the morbid nickname the tech world has given it. This classic error screen is known for signaling the end of a computer's useful life, and you know it when you see it. It causes so much stress on site, in fact, that the color alone is scary enough for October 31.

Believe it or not, there are official T-shirts you can get with the blue screen of death copy printed on them. Want to make your own? All you need is a royal blue t-shirt and a printed version of this horrifying error message to pin to it.

Source: Spreadshirt

Emoji Costumes

14. Information Desk Girl

This genius professional found a golden (or, rather, purple) opportunity to be the "information desk emoji, the many gestures of whom we've all come to know, love, and use at some point in a text conversation.

The best part about this awesome tech reference is that you don't need to alter your regular attire to make it work. As Naomi shows us below, it's all in the hand gestures.

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    No one recognized my Halloween costume for work until I started texting and striking poses #emojicostume #lazycostume

A post shared by Naomi (@naomi_yyz) on Oct 30, 2015 at 3:26pm PDT

15. Dancing Girls Emoji

If you're the owner of one of the nearly more than 1 billion Apple iPhones sold worldwide, you're probably familiar with the dancing girls emoji, shown below.

The easiest version of this costume is to find a buddy and dress all in black together. If you're committed to emoji authenticity, buy black bunny ears to complete the look.

Source: Brit + Co

16. Heart Eyes

Are you just in love with Halloween? Prove it with this passionate emoji face. You don't have to paint your entire face, chin to hairline, to get the Heart Eyes Emoji just right, but it certainly helps. It'll also disguise your stress when you're at your most focused during the day.

"This employee just seems to love her job, I can't put my finger on why," your manager will think ... See how to paint this emoji onto your face below (you'll need some help for this one).

Topical Office Costumes

17. Fully Vested

At work, "fully vested" usually refers to one's ability to earn all matching funds of a 401(k) retirement plan. But for some, you just can't help but picture someone wearing lots of sleeveless jackets at the same time. Now's the time to personify that image.

If you work in a company where people would get the joke, put on a bunch of vests (at least three, but even more is encouraged), and that's about it. You're fully vested.

18. Nerd

What I love about the nerd costume is that it's effortless and always unique -- there are many ways to be a nerd in this day and age. Are you a tech nerd, a video game nerd, or a book nerd? The sky is the limit with this costume. Show up wearing glasses with your favorite accessories, such as a magic wand, book, or lightsaber, to complete the effect.

19. A Solar Eclipse

Last year, the solar eclipse took over the internet -- and the country. As millions of people flocked to the path of totality to (hopefully) catch a glimpse of this rare event without burning their corneas, millions more made jokes about it on social media.

To dress up as a solar eclipse for Halloween, you'll need a work pal to dress up as the sun and the moon with you. One of you wears black, the other wears yellow, and you both wear dark sunglasses. Then, at the Halloween party, the one dressed in black spends the whole time standing in front of the one in yellow.

Source: Pinterest

20. The 'Evil Kermit' Meme

If you haven't heard of this mega-popular meme this year, you've probably seen it somewhere: It features Kermit the Frog, face-to-face with his evil twin, Evil Kermit. Evil Kermit looks identical, except for the black cloak.

For this costume, you and a coworker can keep it simple: You both wear green shirts, and one of you wears a black hoodie or jacket on top. If you really want to commit to the costume, you'll spring for some green face paint to complete the ensemble. Walk around the party together, facing one another, for maximum effect.

21. Eleven from Stranger Things

Eleven from Netflix's hit series Stranger Things is universally beloved, and it's a bonus that her signature look is a comfortable and easy-to-assemble costume. Rock your best Eleven with a dress, a denim jacket, and a box of Eggo Waffles.

Source: Business Insider

22. Pokémon GO Trainer

Pokémon GO had roughly 45 million people walking around in cities glued to their phones last summer (I, among them). To pay homage to the explosion of this tech trend, you'll need a t-shirt that's red, yellow, or blue. Using fabric paint or permanent marker, write Valor (for red), Instinct (for yellow), or Mystic (for blue) on your shirt.

Spend Halloween walking around pointing your phone at objects, and you're the spitting image of a Pokémon GO trainer. Gotta catch 'em all, right?

  A photo posted by Odinia (@marshmallowsie) on Aug 9, 2016 at 4:44pm PDT

Group Office Costumes

23. Google Algorithm Update

Find a couple of office buddies for this one -- one panda, one penguin, and one pigeon. You might be thinking, "what the heck is the pigeon algorithm update?" 1) It's a thing, and 2) we checked Amazon for hummingbird costumes and there aren't any cheap ones available.

Source: Opportunity Max

24. Black Hat and White Hat SEO

This is another SEO-related costume, and I think you can figure this one out on your own. I recommend wearing a black hat for one, and a white hat for the other, and having "SEO" embroidered on each one -- which you can easily custom order.

Source: SEO-Hacker

25. Series A Round of Funding

Get a bunch of people together, write the letter "A" on your shirt, and line up. (You could do subsequent funding rounds using the same principle, too.)

26. Snapchat Filters

Here's another group costume idea that pays tribute to Snapchat's filters feature.

There are numerous options that you and your team can choose from to embody this costume. You could dress up as vomiting rainbows, cat and dog ears, a flower crown, or a face swap, and this could be as DIY or store-bought as you're interested in pursuing. For example, here's some inspiration for a couple of the dog filters:

Source: PopSugar

27. Snapchat Ghosts

Put a marketing spin on a classic Halloween costume by arriving as a Snapchat ghost. You'll all need a white sheet and to pick which ghost you like the most.

Source: YouTube

28. PAC-MAN and Company

Here's yet another awesome ghostly costume idea your whole team at work can get in on. Have your team lead wear the yellow pie-shaped garb of PAC-MAN, with each team member dressed as the multi-colored ghosts that roam the screen in this vintage arcade game.

Just make sure the team lead doesn't actually try to eat the ghosts -- you're in an office, and you're all technically on the same team.

Source: Meningrey

29. Instagram Filters

For this group costume, you'll need white t-shirts and fabric markers. Draw an Instagram photo frame on the front of your shirts, and each team member can write a different Instagram filter's name inside the photo frame. Or, create frame props with different filters on them like the group did below:

Source: Nails Magazine

The clothes don't make the marketer, but the costume can certainly make the culture at your company. Find out what it takes to hire and train the best fits for your open roles in the free ebook, available below.

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Septembre 20. Widt + Diposition Matrix + Ghost Milkers + Blason – Treize 20. Spiral Stairs – Petit Bain 21. Hélas + Axel Larsen + Too Smooth Christ – La Station 21. Ennio Morricone – Bercy Arena 21. Claire Bergerault + Mark Fell & Will Gurthrie (fest. Crak) – Eglise Saint-Merry 21. Rubin Steiner & Daniel Larrieu – Centre des Arts (Enghien-les-Bains) (gratuit) 22. Tomoko Sauvage + Onceim & Jon Tilbury + Hanna Hartman (fest. Crak) – Eglise Saint-Merry 21. Sylvain Courtoux + Joachim Montessuis + Lucien Suel – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) (gratuit) 22. Drum Robonom + Vincent Epplay – L'espace d'en bas (gratuit) 22. She Past Away + [Qual : ANNULÉ] + Ash Code – Petit Bain 22. Vox Low + Christeene + Omar Di Bongo + Bajram Bili – La Station 22. Quattrophage – Plateforme 22. First Hate – Supersonic 22. Elen Huynh + Matthias Puech & Antoine Madet + Design Default – Le Génie d'Alex 22. Lydia Lunch + Joachim Montessuis + Eric Andersen, Ramuntcho Matta, Michele Gazich & Inge Bakkenes + Frank Rynne – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 22. Ron Morelli + Svengalisghost + Antenes + Behzad & Amarou + Rag Dabons + Ohes... – Concrete 22. UVB 76 + Dr Rubinstein + Théo Muller – La Machine 23. Olivier Coupille, Thomas Tilly & Thierry Madiot : "Dans la forêt de Tudor" – BPI|Centre Pompidou (gratuit) 23. Philippe Hallais (Low Jack) & Cyrus – The Community 23. Jon Gibson's Ensemble + Eddie Prevost & John Tilbury + F Pierce Warnecke (fest. Crak) – Eglise Saint-Merry 23. Sheik Anorak + Spook – La Pointe Lafayette 23. Stephen O'Malley + France & Richard Francés – La Maroquinerie 23. [Martial Canterel : ANNULÉ] + Holygram & Adam Usi + Bootblacks – Le Klub 23. Stéphane Marin & Pali Meursault – Le Cube (Issy-lès-Moulineaux) 23. Faire + Adil Hiani + Myako + Varoslav + Fragil + Pit Spector – Trabendo 24. Ark + The Driver + HBT + Society of Silence + Behzad & Amarou + Theo Muller – Trabendo 24. Jessica Moss + Besoin Dead + Gneiss Rock – Espace B 24. Jeroen Search + Regal + 14anger + Hemka + Öspiel + Kairos + Scry + Fred Hush – plage de Glazart 25. Fiasco + Duas Semi Colcheias Invertidas + Desflorestaçao – Pointe Lafayette 27. Michael Gira – Palais de Tokyo (gratuit sur résa) 27. Sigur Ros – Grand Rex ||COMPLET|| 28. J. G. Thirlwell : "Cholera Nocebo" – Fondation des Etats-Unis (gratuit) 28. Sylvain Chauveau – Balades sonores (gratuit) 28/29. Sigur Ros – Grand Rex 29. Tim Hecker + Gas + Midori Takada + Prurient + Pan Daijing (Red Bull fest.) – Palais de Tokyo 29. The Black Angels + A Place to Bury Strangers – La Cigale 29. Scaffolder + None + Sathönay – Espace B 29. Rebeka Warrior + Front de crypte + Da-Sein + Godzilla Overkill – La Station 29. I-F + Zadig : "Kern Space Adventures" + Kassem Mosse + John Heckle + Hanna Haleta – Concrete 30. Ujjaya – librairie Publico 30. Lene Lovich – Gibus 30. Ufomammut + Usnea – La Boule noire 30. Zombie Zombie + Marie Davidson + Not Waving + Soft War (December b2b AZF) + Simon Cell b2b The Pilotwings + Voisky présente "Disconnections, music for Clouds" (Red Bull fest.) – La Marbrerie (Montreuil) 30. Nova Materia & Latetitia Sadier : "Du point de vue des pierres", d'après Tristan Garcia (Red Bull fest.) – Nouveau Théâtre de Montreuil 30. Function + Dasha Rush + Marcelus + Gëinst – Concrete

Octobre 01. Spectres + Pura Mania + Youth Avoiders + Pierre & Bastien – La Mécanique ondulatoire 01. Sparks – Gaîté lyrique 01. Casual Gabberz + Nightcoregirl + Honey Bunny – Glazart 03. Kiku, Blixa Bargeld & Black Cracker – Centre culturel suisse 03. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – Zénith ||COMPLET|| 04. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – Zénith 04. Ben Frost + Julien Desprez + Walter Dean + Parquet (Biennale Nemo) – Le Trianon (gratuit sur résa) 04. Whispering Sons – Espace B 04. Melt Banana – Batofar 05. Jozef Van Wissem – Espace B 05. Marietta + En attendant Ana – Petit Bain 05. Anna Meredith + ToutEstBeau (Biennale Nemo) – théâtre de Vanves 06. Black Zone Myth Chant + Tomoko Sauvage + Felicia Atkinson + Carval Tarek – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 06. Rebekah + Endlec – La Machine 07. Charlemagne Palestine (Nuit blanche) – musée d'Art et d'Histoire du judaïsme (gratuit) 07. Children of the Light (Nuit blanche) – église Saint-Merry (gratuit) 07. Suzanne Kraft + Strange boutique + DK + Gilb'r (5 ans de Children of the Light (Nuit blanche) – Gaîté lyrique (gratuit) 07. Hommage à Pierre Henry (diff.) (Nuit blanche) – Cité de la musique (gratuit) 07. Lubomyr Melnyk, Bruce Brubaker & James McVinnie jouent Philip Glass, Terry Riley et John Cage (Nuit blanche) – Salle Boulez|Philharmonie (gratuit) 07. Arandel (Nuit blanche) – Musée de la Musique|Cité de la musique (gratuit) 07. Beth Ditto – Bataclan 08. Arto Lindsay – La Bellevilloise 09. Project Pitchfork – Petit Bain 10. Carbon Sink + Belmont Witch + Gauchoir + Sissifioul – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) (gratuit) 10. Futuroscope : cinéconcert sur des films du Bauhaus (fest. des cinémas différents) – Grand Action 12. Peter Kernel & Their Wicked Orchestra + Tiny Feet + Adam H. – Petit Bain 12. Mlacoler Culkin + Rouge Gorge + Passenger of Shit + Tabatra$h (Serendip Lab fest.) – Les Nautes 13. Zëro + Heliogabale – Batofar 13. Part Chimp – La Mécanique ondulatoire 13. Shifted + Artefakt + Giorgio Gigli – Concrete 14. Forest Swords (Biennale Nemo) – Badaboum 14. Wardruna – La Cigale 14. Elsiane + Jad Wio – La Java 14. The Pilotwings + Goto80 + Constance Chlore + Bill Vortex + Tryphème + Franck Gérard + Sauk from Mélodies souterraines (Serendip Lab fest.) – Les caves Lechapelais 14. Bas Mooy + Clouds + Verset Zéro + Yan Kaylen + Paulie Jan + Terdjman – La Machine 14. Eloïse Descazes & Eric Chenaux + Le Fruit vert – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 14. Totorro + Faire + Julien Gasc – théâtre Antoine-Vitez (Ivry/Seine) 15. Daikiri : cinéconcert sur "Epileptic Seizure Comparison" de Paul Sharits (fest. des cinémas différents) – cinéma Le Grand Action 17. Unsane + Pamplemousse – Petit Bain 18. Soft Kill + Minab + Dead – Supersonic (gratuit) 18. Richard Francès & Konpyuta + Cycloptik + Sneakhead (Serendip Lab fest.) – La gare XP 19. Nosfell – Café de la danse 19. Robin Fox & Sean Baxter + Thomas Ankersmit (Biennale Nemo) – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 20. Avenir + Affreux Beat – Le Zorba (gratuit) 20. Gary Numan – Trabendo 20. Mattias Aguayo & The Desdemonas + La Mverte + Casse Gueule – La Maroquinerie 20. Otto Von Schirach + Distorsion tropicale + DJ Diamond 999 (Serendip Lab fest.) – Petit Bain 20. Bogdan Raczynski – Batofar 21. Hypnobeat + Josh Cheon + LAAM + CIA débutante (Serendip Lab fest.) – L'Esplanade 21. Jarboe + Father Murphy – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 21. AZF + Von GDK + Waldman – Sacré club 21. Codex Empire + Pär Grindvik + Parfait + Setaoc Mass + Shed – Dock Eiffel (Aubervilliers) 23. Mogwai – Grand Rex 24. The Dream Syndicate – Centre Barbara FGO 25. Gazelle Twin + Vatican Shadow + Powell (Biennale Nemo) – Gaîté lyrique 25. Rinji Fukuoka & Michel Henritzi + Trou aux rats + Yves Botz & Bruno Fernandes + William Nurdin – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 26. N.M.O. + Aufgang (Biennale Nemo) – Hasard ludique 26. King Dude + The Ruins of Beverast + (D O L C H) – Petit Bain 26. Cent ans de solitude + The Dead Goldfish Ensemble + Club Dilletante (Serendip Lab fest.) – Gare XP 26. Sete Star Sept + Maria Bertel & Mariachi – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 26. Uriel Barthélémi & Mathieu Sanchez : We are Stellar (Biennale Nemo) – Le Générateur (Gentilly) 27. The Breeders – Gaîté lyrique 27. MoE + Dead + Chafouin – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 27. Don Vito + La Confraternita del Purgatorio + Bob Cooper – La Comedia Michelet (Montreuil) 27. SNTS + W.LV.S (The Driver vs Electric Rescue) + Minimum Syndicat + Hemka – La Machine 27. Paula Temple + Blawan + Len Farki + Thurman b2b Julian M. + Avalon Emerson + SHDW & Obscure Shape + Madben + Maxime Dangles + Mark Höffen + Präri (Big Bang fest.) – Les Docks de Paris (Saint-Denis) 28. Peter Hook & The Light – Le Trianon 28. Jerusalem in my Heart + Oiseaux-Tempête, Mondkopf & G.W. Sok – Centre Barbara-FGO 28. Big Brave – Gare XP 28. Delacave + Ventre de Biche + Le Prince Harry – Gibus 28. UVB76 + Omega Point + Vox Low... (fest. Rou(x)-teur) – Mains d'oeuvre (Saint-Ouen) 28. BlackNox + Cocoon + Paradis Noir + Super Stoned (Biennale Nemo : Optical Sound) – Le Générateur (Gentilly) 28. Spacelex + Waterproof + Botine + Musique chienne (Serendip Lab fest.) – Wonder/Liebert (Bagnolet) 29. Omar Di Bongo + Raymond IV + Sacré numéro + Couloir Gang + OKO dj + Opaque (Serendip Lab fest.) – Wonder/Liebert (Bagnolet) 30. Boss Hog – La Maroquinerie

Novembre 02. The National + Ride + Chassol + This is the Kit + Moses Sumney + Mina Tindle + Ethan Lipton & his Orchestra + Kevin Morby (Pitchfork fest.) – Grande Halle de La Villette 03. Jungle + Kamasi Washington + Polo & Pan + Isaac Delusion + Sylvan Esso + Cigarettes after Sex + Andy Shauf + HMLTD + Rejjie Snow + Tommy Genesis (Pitchfork fest.) – Grande Halle de La Villette 03. The Residents : In Between Dreams – Centre Pompidou 03. Amelie Lens + Anetha + Präri – Rex Club 04. Run The Jewels +  Talaboman + Badbadnotgood + The Blaze + Bicep + Sigrid + Princess Nokia + Jacques + Loyle Carner + Tom Misch + The Black Madonna + Sônge (Pitchfork fest.) – Grande Halle de La Villette 06. John Maus – La Maroquinerie ||COMPLET|| 07. Godspeed you! Black Emperor – Elysée Montmartre 07. Max Cooper (Biennale Nemo) – Gaîté lyrique 08. Zola Jesus – Point FMR 08. The Wedding Present plays "George Best" – Petit Bain 08. The Horrors – Trabendo 09. Annabelle Playe (Biennale Nemo) – Le Cube (Issy-lès-Moulineaux) 10. Red Zebra + Pour X raison – Supersonic (gratuit) 11. Keith Fullerton Whitman + Chris Wtason + Biosphere + Eliane Radigue (diff.) – Maison de la radio 13. Liars – La Maroquinerie 14. Shannon Wright – Gaîté lyrique 14. BJ Nilsen + Thomas Tilly + Les acharnistes – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 15. Igorrr – La Maroquinerie 16. NSDOS + Watchin' with Milesdavisquintet ! (Biennale Nemo) – La Dynamo (Pantin) 16/17. Kristoff K.Roll : A l'ombre des ondes (fest. d'Automne) – La Pop 17. Trisomie 21 + The Saint-Cyr + Rendez-Vous – La Machine 17. Dälek – Batofar 17. Transglobal Underground feat. Natacha Atlas + Asgaya – Le Tamanoir (Gennevilliers) 18. Mr D & The Fangs + Nick Grey & The Random – Supersonic (gratuit) 18. Essaie pas + Nova Materia + Colombey – La Maroquinerie 18. Kristoff K.Roll : A l'ombre des ondes (fest. d'Automne) – La Pop 19. Ulver – La Machine 19. Agnostic Front + Bishops Green – Gibus 19. Thurston Moore – Café de la danse 21. Sun Kil Moon – Gaîté lyrique 21. Metz + Decibelles + Drahla – Trabendo 21>24. Pierre-Yves Macé & Joris Lacoste (festival d'Automne) – Espace Pierre-Cardin 22. Annabelle Playe & Hugo Darcier + Robert Piotrowicz + Floris Vanhoof (fest. Bruits blancs/Biennale Nemo) – Anis Gras (Arcueil) 23. Carl Michael Von Hausswolf + Julien Ottavi + Jean Philippe Gross (fest. Bruits blancs/Biennale Nemo) – La Muse en circuit (Alfortville) 24. Ensemble Ire (Kasper Toeplitz & Franck Vigroux) + ErikM + Benjamin De la Fuente (fest. Bruits blancs) – Anis Gras (Arcueil) 23. Sophia + Dead Horse One – Espace B 23. Clan of Xymox + My Great Blue Cadillac – Bus Palladium 23. Modeselektor (dj) + Tijana T + Simo Cell – Rex Club 24. Emma Ruth Rundle – Espace B 24. Laibach – Trabendo 24. Arnold Dreyblatt + Prescott + Borja Flames (BBMix fest.) – Carré Bellefeuille (Boulogne-Billancourt) 24. Zombie Zombie + Aufgang – Le Tamanoir (Gennevilliers) 25. Stranglers – La Cigale 25. Mount Kimbie – Trianon 25. Mark Lanegan – Café de la danse 25. Protomartyr – La Maroquinerie 25. Etienne Jaumet, Peter Kember & Céline Wadier : La Monte Young Tribute + Colleen + Accident du travail (BBMix fest.) – Carré Bellefeuille (Boulogne-Billancourt) 25. Dynatron + Christine + Mlada Fronta – La Clef (Saint-Germain-en-Laye) 25. Phase fatale & Silent Servant – La Machine 26. Quator Tana joue "Mishima" de Philip Glass – Collège des Bernardins 26. Ropoporose + Die!Die!Die! – Batofar 26. James Holden & The Animal Spirits + Groupshow (Andrew Pekler, Jan Jelinek & Hanno Leichtmann) + Paalma (BBMix fest.) – Carré Bellefeuille (Boulogne-Billancourt) 27. Marilyn Manson – Bercy|Arena 28. Chapelier fou – Le 104 28. John Zorn & Abraxas + Autoryno + Garth Knox – New Morning 28. Totorro + La Jungle – Badaboum 30. Simon Fisher Turner : The Picture from Darkness (Biennale Nemo : Optical Sound) – Le Cube (Issy-lès-Moulineaux) (gratuit)

Décembre 02. Frustration + Komplikations + Plomb – La Clef (Saint-Germain-en-Laye) 03. Depeche Mode – Bercy|Arena 08. Punish Yourself – La Maroquinerie 12. Zayk + Hyperculte – Centre culturel suisse 12. Snap + Martin Messier (Biennale Nemo) – La Dynamo (Pantin)  15. Jessica93 + Bryan's Magic Tears – La Maroquinerie 15. Oiseaux-Tempête – Paul B. (Massy) 15/16. Éléonore Auzou-Connes, Emma Liégeois & Romain Pageard jouent "Musiques de table" de Thierry De Mey – La Pop

2018

Janvier 23. Uriel Barthélémi (Biennale Nemo) – Le Générateur (Gentilly) 26. Alex Augier + Paul Jebanasam & Tarik Barri + Daniele Ghisi + Rune Clerup + Alexander Schubert (Biennale Nemo) – Cité de la musique|Philharmonie 30/31. Pierre-Yves Macé & Joris Lacoste (festival d'Automne) – L'Apostrophe (Cergy-Pontoise) 31. Doplereffekt & AntiVJ : "Entropy" (Biennale Nemo) – L'Avant-Seine (Colombes)

Février 02. Uriel Barthélémi, Gaspar Claus & Maude Trudet (Biennale Nemo) – Le Générateur (Gentilly) 03. Nils Frahms – Yoyo|Palais de Tokyo ||COMPLET|| 15. Franck Vigroux & Laurent Gaudé : "Le Chant des ombres" – L'Ecam (Le Kremlin-Bicêtre) 16. Radian + David Rothenberg & Scanner (Biennale Nemo) – La Dynamo (Pantin)

Mars 07/08. Ryuchi Sakamoto & Shiro Takatani (Dumb Type) : "Dis.Play" – Maison de la Culture du Japon 23. PurForm + TRDLX (Biennale Nemo) – Grande Halle de La Villette 23. Pierre Henry + Anabelle Playe + John Chantler + Bill Orcutt + Anthony Child (Présences électronique) (Présences électronique) – Maison de la radio|Studio 104 24. Alva Noto & Anne-James Chaton : Alphabet (Biennale Nemo) – Grande Halle de La Villette 24. Else Marie Pade + :such: + Bellows + Phonophani + The Caretaker (Présences électronique) – Maison de la radio|Studio 104 25. Jacques Lejeune + Chris Corsano + Ben Vida & Marina Rosenfeld + Mads Emil Nielsen + Gravetemple (Présences électronique) – Maison de la radio|Studio 104

en gras : les derniers ajouts / in bold: the last news

[ruiningvoldemortday]

PoA Chapter 11- The Firebolt

This scene is in the middle of the novel.  Not at the end.  Goddammit Steve Kloves.

- The Potters’ wedding and young Sirius and oh my god my heart ;-; - But really why does Harry not recognize Remus from this photo album this has always bugged me - Don’t insult Neville by imagining Peter as him >:( - Ron and Hermione trying to be supportive but trying to protect Harry and stop him from being reckless is kind of adorable - IF MALFOY KNOWS ABOUT THIS WHY DOESN’T HE KNOW THE TRUTH? - “Your mum and dad wouldn’t want you to get hurt” awwww ;-; - Look at Hermione being all logical while freaking the fuck out.  And Ron’s response is pure emotion.  It’s so very them. - Snow sounds so pretty on the page and then it happens in real life and it’s just cold - I live in Florida guys - Hagrid is a good person and he doesn’t deserve this and Lucius why do you always have to ruin everything - Having a Department for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures in the first place is just inhumane.  It’s like the people who get pissed off when bears get into their lawn so they shoot them.  The bears were there first.  You don’t get to just dispose of them.  Or when a dog gets put down because it bit some asshole kid.  It’s not the dog’s fault. - Scared sad Hagrid is like the worst thing in the world :C - All the different tacks that they use to try to cheer Hagrid up are hilarious.  Harry offers to share his side of the story.  Hermione goes for research of course.  And then there’s Ron.  Using his mother’s tried and true method for cheering people up is so perfect for the emotional part of the trio.  And that’s what people (Steve Kloves) fail to realize about the Trio.  Hermione’s the brain.  Harry’s the nerve.  Ron is the heart.  They complete each other.  And disregarding that for one of them (Ron) to build up another (Hermione) is a hideous disservice to the characters and to the overarching story. - Steve Kloves why do you suck so much - Even Fang tries to cheer Hagrid up awww puppies - Yes, putting Hagrid through all these horrors to the point where he’s suicidal is truly just a precaution, there was no other way of doing this this is perfectly sensible - “Oy!  Presents!”  Never change Ron - Maybe it’s because my mom color codes my and my sister’s stuff in purple and blue to this day, but I never got how Molly could not know how much Ron hates maroon or what color he’d prefer. - Sirius is best godfather knowing Harry’s interests and wanting to help him excel and ugh why couldn’t he have raised him ;-; - I mean it’s not like Harry isn’t shown favoritism as it is - I see where Hermione’s coming from but like… honey no that’s not how you do this. - But at the same time, Harry’s being a bit thick just trusting an anonymous gift when there’s a killer on the loose who he knows is after him. - The Sneakoscope’s going off around Scabbers again! - None of us would be miserable if Scabbers died - I mean I wouldn’t wish the death of a pet on anyone but this is a special case - Snape’s face while Dumbledore’s having him pull the wizard crackers should have been in the movie - Dumbledore actually uses his wand like a pencil to draw a chair that’s like the best conjuration I have ever read how have I never noticed that - Was Christmas Day 1993 actually a full moon? - McGonagall is never here for anyone’s shit but especially not Trelawney’s and it is glorious all hail Minerva McGonagall - “poor Professor Lupin will not be with us for very long” is she foretelling the fact that he’s going to resign or the fact that he dies in four years - And aww he didn’t want her to see what he is in the crystal ball baby ;-; - What the hell is a chipolata? - They got party hats while hanging out with the professors CAN WE IMAGINE THIS CAN WE IMAGINE SNAPE AND MCGONAGALL WITH PARTY HATS - “completely devoid of mad axe-men” The narration’s sass makes me so happy - Harry for Christ’s sake for all you know there’s a killer after you specifically.  It wouldn’t be the first time someone who was out to get you jinxed your broom.  Let McGonagall look at it.  Jfc.