#Code smells

[vanilla-voyeur]

I knew moving from a FAANG to a midsized company outside of the software field would be an adjustment. But I was not prepared for the sheer number of things that are just baffling design decisions.

The stuff that everyone recognizes needs to be fixed but haven't had the time to knock out is understandable. It's the stuff that people are like "and what about it?" for the absolute wildest design choices that perplex me the most.

[blind0raven]

Reading the newish twst 4koma story

Azul is Mr. Krabs confirm

Azul

AZUL STOP BEING MR. KRABS CODED

Ortho this is the only time lasers are an appropriate answer

Azul no

[zan0tix]

Your Jake is literally my favorite Jake *ever*, oh my god he's so cute. I get so fucking hyped whenever I see a new post from you. Your art *never* disappoints.

A little doodle just for you as thanks! 😁

My fav girly gay of all time.. Im so glad so many people love my design for him he is my pride and joy as with my other alpha kids :3 Its an honour to have mine be your fav 🙏🙏

BUT THANK YOU!!!! Im so happy my arts nice enough to make people excited for more 🥰 all your tags are what makes posting worth it!!!!

[v7n5]

Ignore the dogshit quality of these ss. This has to be objectively one of the best looks of the entire show. My GOD is she one dashing woman.

Everything about it is perfect. The suit is beautifully tailored to her and the color goes so well with her makeup layout. That neckline plus the touches of gold are so damn sexy. It’s as simple as an outfit can be but something about a single line of dark color just oozes elegance. I think subtlety and attention to details really makes it special.

[pikinanouart]

Adorable tourist family go on a foodie trip, play games, act cute, get in trouble with the military, kick asses and save the world.

Nice movie that I finally got to see, I loved the action scenes and some parts were quite funny. I even found Nightfall cute at one point, what about that lol.

[zeninsama-moved-again]

mutuals i wanna sniff u. tell me what fragrances u wear. this is a demand and a threat.

[snivyartjpeg]

oh my god they were roommates

[miss-sweetea-pie]

cAvE oF tWo lOvErS/oMa aNd sHu wErE aBoUt k.AtAaNg

Shhh Don’t worry babe they color coded it for you…

[xxplastic-cubexx]

chat theres something to cook here with the fact charles acted as wanda's doctor (or at least saw her) in evolution like help me out. .. .. ..

[theotherdamnincubus]

Okay so theoretically. As a being made of pure energy with a shell protecting the outside world from said energy. I don’t know exactly what would happen if I tried to rift into the sun. I’m not really worried about anything happening to me I’m just worried that the sun might explode and I’d rather the sun didn’t explode.

Maybe if I find like. A star that’s not really doing anything important and test it out. But god that’ll be far. The amount of effort to get to even the closest one is. More than I want to spend ever in my life. And then having to find my way back would just be eugh

Then again I’m like only 90% sure that I’ll be okay if I do that. I might get spaghettified by a black hole, no one’s ever told me whether or not I would. So I don’t know if I want to risk it.

[saltylotuz]

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

[okcoolthanks]

Yk sometimes I forget that not everyone is as autistic about cats as I am cause people will just Say Shit sometimes and genuinely believe it’s true like no, your cat isn’t exhibiting “orange cat behaviors” that’s a kitten they’re all like that, no your cat you bought from a breeder that’s barely felt grass is not an indoor outdoor cat Do Not Let It Run Around Your Fucking House On The First Day You Bring It Home Without Somewhere To Hide Safely, for the love of god don’t pick it up like that what are you doing man

[ryp3004]

Day 2) Sharing a milkshake 🩷

[the-most-humble-blog]

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🛐 <strong>I DID HER DIRTY LAUNDRY</strong> (A Poem for the Men Who Fell Too Hard After One Smell)

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It was supposed to be disgusting. A favor. A chore. A kindness that screamed <em>boyfriend</em> and not <em>beast</em>.

Basket full of damp apologies. Socks that begged to be forgiven. Bras that had seen war. Panties that were a little too <strong>humid</strong> to blame on the weather.

I gagged once. But I stayed. Sorted. Folded. Sniffed a little longer than I meant to— on the ones that still held heat.

Then she walked by. Panties on. Loose. Potent.

> "Toss these in too," she said. > <em>"Might as well."</em>

Brother. The sound of them hitting the pile was louder than my heartbeat. It was the thud of a kingdom falling beneath the weight of one last offering.

She walked off. Unbothered. Pantyless. Holy.

And I stood there with a basket full of evidence and <strong>the ghost of her scent chaining itself to my soul.</strong>

I’ve been different since. I wait for her to leave the room just to open the hamper.

I check her cycle like it’s an eclipse. I fold her towels with the same reverence I used to have for God.

I know her heat by texture. I know her shampoo by the betrayal it leaves on cotton. I know her shame by the weight of a thong that fought too hard in public and lost.

I think I love her. But I can’t tell.

Because I’m not texting her anymore. I’m stalking her laundry basket. I’m building <strong>a shrine of soaked cotton</strong> and pretending it’s domesticity.

> I didn’t mean to become this.

But now I can’t stop sniffing the woman who asked me to do her laundry and didn’t flinch when I folded <em>like a man who just found religion in the moisture of another.</em>

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🩸 Save this post if you’ve ever folded cotton like a love letter. 🧠 Reblog if you’ve ever mistaken obsession for love—mid-laundry.

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[spotaus]

Just got told "Don't eat that candle" and tbf he's got a point. I WOULD eat that candle.

[aiiwa]

when they keep smooching your gloss off so you decide to wear lip plumper and then feel bad when they start tearing up like, “babe, why is it spicyyy?!”