#Coffee jerk

[charlottesweetly]

no way did emma punch in coffee jerk's order and get the price that fast, that man is a REGULAR and still has the nerve to be obnoxious about the price

[moeblob]

I think it's only fair to draw my son in MoeMerch at least once.

[rbvcdeluxe]

when the hatchetfeld obsession goes so hard you go crazy over people saying the most insignificant little incorrect facts about hatchetfield. even if they are not lore important

[milkbreadtoast]

This meme is ancient but I randomly saw it again and i needed to do it..... (not sure abt some of the charas but just wanted to fill up space dmfbn)

[rainbowbarnacle]

BEETLE IN MY COFFEE

BEETLE IN MY COFFEE

BEETLE IN MY COFFEE

OH GOD I FOUND OUT BY DRINKING THE COFFEE

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

[namearentfunfr]

what hogwarts house would the hatchetfield characters belong to?

i mean obviously there are some obvious ones. hidgens is in ravenclaw. i still have difficulties deciding between hufflepuff and gryffindor for some characters, but massive hufflepuff vibe for paul and slytherin for emma

im conflicted between gryffindor and hufflepuff for ted as well. he has immense loyalty as seen in his love with jenny, but also not even that loyal when he left emma and paul to jreg. leaning towards gryffindor tho.

tom is a hufflepuff and becky is yet another gryffindor. lex is a slytherin and hannah is???? honestly im not sure about hannah

the million dollars question: what the fuck is the man in a hurry. im tempted to say gryffindor but he lacks the moral compass. same with gary. he seems like a ravenclaw but also slytherin based on how he immediately called gerald to talk inheritance after linda's death.

honestly i gotta see more au's for hatchetfield. some classic zombie apocalypses could be nice. superhero aus could be cool af. maybe i should flesh out my spiderverse au more

[always-coffee]

I am so tired I’m not sure I’m even awake at this point, but at least I look cute. I think? 

[pirunika]

girls are fightiiiiiiingg

[gideonisms]

Executive function win! Local spends 2 hours researching how to have better executive function instead of doing the dishes, showering, and applying for jobs ♥️ surely she will remember all 100 tips she just looked up!

[slocumjoe]

Augustijn: raised catholic

Augustijn as well: finds out danse is a virgin and has to be drowned periodically in ice water lest the Devil's whispers take hold of his willing weak mind and possess his willing weak body

[arcadian-vampire]

Sometimes (wayyy more often when I'm stressed) I get such real feelings that There Is A Bug Crawling On Me, but every time I look/smack at it, there's nothing there -_- Like come on man, I'm already on edge, now I gotta deal with the Invisible Bugs too?? The fuck

[scarletspider2the2ndpower]

Chasm: Curse of Kaine (Vol. 1/2024), #1.

Writer: Steve Foxe; Penciler and Inker: Andrea Broccardo; Colorist: Brian Reber; Letterer: Joe Caramagna

[shih-coulda-had-it]

road house (2024) starring jake gyllenhaal is kinda meh with its soft points, unintentionally tragic with its thirst traps (HYDRATE THAT MAN…! PLEASE…!), and okay with the comedy (not as quippy as a whedonesque/MCU, but still a little off putting), but i did appreciate that every attempt to turn a stand-off into a gun fight resulted in gyllenhaal slapping the gun away in order to force a fist fight

[hunterxmp]

Your Type (is Coffee) [pt.2/reformat]

Because tumblr is being an ass. Continued from here with @mpxsekhmet

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She booms in sound and while others around them turn their heads to look, Hunter simply lifts his cup to his lips again to drink calmly. As though none of her outbursts will ever phase him in the slightest because, with time, they truly won’t. He likes her just the way she is and is adjusting with all the good Southern grace he was raised with. She declares again that she will ban the action around her and Hunter once again nods in affirmation even though he knows for certain fact that there will always be someone, somewhere getting blitz-drunk in the evenings in the city. If not her and her friends, then at the very least some younger demigod and their friends.

    The goddess narrows her eyes at him and doesn’t so much as ask as she states that he doesn’t believe her. It’s a dangerous game to play being around deities because for all the cautionary tales they present to those younger than them, it’s still entirely up to those demigods and humans to either learn from them, or be foiled in the same ways they had been before. Hunter knows only to be honest to those older than him when asked a direct question and so, he is.

      “No ma’am I do not. At least not forever. I think you will ban it for a while, but I also think you’ll lift that ban yourself after indulging in a moment of chaos or chaotic happiness, and there ain’t nothing wrong with that either,” he says to her. “You’ve dealt with a lot being among people ‘round here. Who are we to judge how you unwind?”

[ourlordapollo]

One time I had an extremely vivid dream about falling off a bridge way up in the fucking mountains and now every time I see a local TikTok filmed on. a bridge. in the mountains. I go "HOLY FUCK IT'S THE BRIDGE FROM MY DREAM."

NO, genius, it's the Pacific Northwest. Every mountain bridge west of the Cascades looks exactly the same 😭

[hoodie-prince-kid]

ANGEL FIGHT!

Mitzy (@pastelspooks) vs Lux (@hoodie-prince-kid)