#Connie drabble

[luvacookie]

pinky pie.

when an unexpected persona approaches connie.

❥ warnings : sfw, drug usage, plug!connie, blk coded fem reader, proof read, intended usage of lowercase.

❥ cookie for ur thoughts ? : a lil drabble for plug connie xoxo i have an armin fic in the vault & an onny fic as a wip, so stay alert <333

plug ! connie meeting you at some party his friend eren was throwing

plug ! connie being so surprised by some cute girl decked out in pink and sparkles asking him for a pre roll

“i dont do pre’s, sorry pretty girl,” he shrugs at you

you pout your lip in annoyance, “can’t you do a girl a solid this one time ?”

plug ! connie muttering nonsense in spanish before agreeing to do the pretty girl a solid (just because she was pretty)

plug ! connie taking your money, watching you bounce away & not thinking anything of it

plug ! connie going home and getting a text from an unsaved number whilst on his xbox

??? : hiyaaa!!! this is connie right ?

connie : yo who’s this

??? : it’s y/n, the girl that asked for a pre ☺️!!

plug ! connie smirking at his phone, even the way you typed matched your exterior

plug ! connie saving your name as something sweet

pinky pie : i got ur # from 1 of my hgs

i hope u don’t mind 😣!

connie : nah u all good

what u need ?

plug ! connie waiting on your response patiently, checking his texts every so often between games with his friends, when you finally reply

pinky pie : i knoowwwww you said you don’t do pre’s but like.. i can’t roll >_<

so unless ur willing to teach me, can i get a pre ?!

connie : u funny ma i like that

send me ur @ and i can teach you a lil sum

plug ! connie instantly hopping off his console the minute you send him your location, telling the boys that he’s got business to attend to

pinky pie : AH TYSM <3 !

pinky pie’s location is active.

sneaky ! y/n getting excited that your plan to see connie again, without having to ask, worked !

<3 connieeee <3 : i’m otw give me 10 ma

[cindol]

connie doesn’t know how to function when he sees his best friend look so… pretty. He’s so use to seeing her wearing t-shirts and boy shorts that it’s a shock to his heart to see her in a pretty brown dress hugging her frame and a full set of makeup with a nice brown lace on her head.

It was her 20th birthday she was celebrating so it was understanding that maybe she wanted a change for her big twenty he just couldn’t understand why he was feeling like this, why his heart was beating and he felt hot from watching her chat with her girlfriends. It was like he viewed her in such a different way now.

When she came over to the table he was sitting at inviting him to come dance he gulped.”Cmon bro! What are you just doing staring off in the distance like some movie character?” He scratched his head, he could barely even stare at her like one of his bros but played it cool.”pfft, I gotta get buzzed for that. I ain’t embarrassing myself on that floor with you remember middle school?” She cringed at that memory then waved her hand at him.”well, when you’re all buzzed, join me and sash’ yeah?” He nodded his head along when she left.

It never stopped there too. Even out of makeup now it took his dumb mind to see she was pretty and it pained him. When they were just hanging out and she was in her tank top and shorts he struggled to not have his eyes wonder some place else.

Connie couldn’t even play fight with her also, when she would get on top of him pinning his hands he groaned and had to flip her over off of him making her pout,thinking he was trying to get the upper hand.

He was utterly deep in love with his best friend

[jeonquiquiintheflesh]

CONNIE LIKES TO SUCK TOES

HE HAS YOU IN MISSIONARY YOUR LEGS OVER HIS SHOULDERS HE WOULD POP YOUR BIG TOE IN HES MOUTH, SUCKING IT. YOUR EYES WIDENED YOUR PUSSY SQUEEZED AROUND HIM AS HE IS STILL POUNDING INTO YOU. PULLING YOUR TOE OUT OF HES MOUTH WITH A ‘POP!’ KISSING YOU ANKLE BEFORE FOLDING YOU LIKE A PRETZEL.

“You like that shit huh?”

“Nuh uh”

“Your pussy told me everything I need to know already, so stop lying baby”

[jaylieesjot]

18+ only ஜ ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ minors, do not interact ࿐ྂ . 18+ only

connie and you always got a little carried away when it came to car sex.

"baby, baby, fuckk'mm."

connie moaned, hands gripping your waist and helping to control your movements. his car is parked on the gargae floor of the basketball stadium, the sound of range rovers heard from the floor above you and the clicks of papaprizi cameras, but it silenced from the sound of connie's loud moans, and oh – if he hears you whimper and plea for more in his ear one more time he might finish, way too early than he'd like.

"you feel soo good daddy," your panting breath on his neck. "do i feel good too?" one of your hands slid up his chest and your shakey tone has him thrusting into you harder than before, and hurriedly quickening his pace until he hits that spongey part inside of you that his you shaking on his lap.

"you feel so good mami, fuck. don't slow down." his hand came down on your ass. but his pace and his hands, and the sounds he was making had you crumbling in his hold, tears beginning to pour down your face. "awe d-daddy, 'm gonna–" and you're interrupted from a knock on the passenger window, and connie's looking over, eye's wide, until you begin to pick up your pace.

you know the windows are tinted so black the other person couldn't even see inside and the lack of connie's pace had you slamming down on his lap harder until you were squirting over his nike tech pants. moaning shamelessly into his chest, arms wrapped tightly around his neck.

[fawnhunter]

Around her finger.

Plug! Connie who cannot go one day without speaking to Bestfriend reader. [MASTERLIST]

warnings- none, just some domestic fluff, connie being in love nd not knowing it

On those busy days when he knows he wont be able to see you, he finds himself thinking of you every chance he gets. when’s he’s around his friends or swervin niggas nd doing drop offs, it doesn’t really matter. he’s going to wonder where you are and what ur doing and what ur wearing and just- you take over his mind without even trying and there isn’t a day that goes by without him thinking of you.

He knows ur schedule down to a T, and makes you tell him if something changes. He has with no other intent than being able to know when you’ll be free for him to see you. Is always thankful that ur location shared with him. so he can continue his bad habit of pulling up on you. anywhere. Even if just for five minutes, he’s gon be there and in record time too.

He has a key to ur apartment so he can drop by whenever he wants. Sometimes ur not even home when he stops by, but it feels good to be in your space, surrounded by everything that is you. Feels more at home than the place he sleeps at night. He likes to drop things off for you to come home to, Little surprises and things he knows you love. he likes to stcok your fridge and buy you things ur running out of around the house. He just wants you to have anythig and everything you want and need.

And on those perfect days when you come home, and he’s already there, greeting u at ur door and taking ur bags out ur hands. You start to think it can’t get any better than this. And you seem to forget this is the man who leans out the passenger side window with a glock in his hands and a mask covering his handsome face.

one day he’ll realize how deep in love he is.

[sugawara-levi]

some SnK boys and their love-languages <3

Levi, Reiner & Connie

Levi: acts of service, quality time

Levi doesn’t need you to be all up in his shit or to be all up in your shit. You’re both two different people and he respects that, it’s important to him. Instead he will do these small things in the everyday to let you know, show you, that he cares. Love is a verb, right? He will make you breakfast, a cup of tea, clean up the mess you made last night when working late in the sofa. Put your work laptop and papers next to your bag on the table so you don’t have to waste time looking for it. Write little notes on the days he’s up early and you’re out late. Buy that thing for you that you wanted but never got the time to buy for yourself. It’s the little things for him.

And the little moments. When you’re both sat in the sofa with a book, just sharing the moment. Or enjoying a day together at the new art gallery that opened in town. Eating dinner together at the end of the day. To him, these things tie you together.

Reiner: physical touch

He will have you sprawled all over him or be sprawled all over you. Respectfully of course, we wouldn’t want to hurt you under his massive weight. But skin contact? Is essential. Knees touching, legs wrapped over each other in the sofa. Your foot in his lap even when at the table. Sleep with your leg tucked over his or his arm tucked around you. If you fall asleep first he will pull your leg the way he wants it. Literally cannot fall asleep without contact. What if you disappear? How will he know unless you’re constantly touching?

Out in public is much the same but more subdued. If not holding hands you will be locking pinkies. His hand at your back, or your hand wrapped around his arm if the situation calls for it.

Also, get ready for back hugs.

Connie: words of affirmation.

I don’t care. This boy will be so vocal with his love for you. Telling you how lovely you look, how much he misses you, how much he loves you. How much he appreciates your presence. How much it means to him when you message him, how much he loves your smile. Even if the situation doesn’t call for it he will go out of his way to tell you this. He doesn’t care if his friends call him lovesick or tease him, conveying his love for you is always top priority.

However this goes both ways. When he doesn’t get the acknowledgment he needs he gets so insecure. Who would have thought. This happy-go-lucky guy who seems like he wouldn’t give a fuck. He doesn’t really, but when it comes to you he does. When he doesn’t hear it from you he gets so mopey, his head literally hanging from his shoulders. He looks so crestfallen that boy, like the world is falling apart right under his feet. Please just tell him what he needs to hear<3

©sugawara-levi, do not copy or republish m.list

[brnd3y]

NEW POST FROM @munybagd

i am going to fuck him … i have a thing for men that moan especially the ones with deep voices .. mm makes my toes sweat 😛 ( NSFW )

whimpers came out as he tried his best to talk “ mmm fuck baby p-please,” his nail dug into your hips as he helped you bounce on his cock faster. he didn’t want you to stop — oh no, he doesn’t know what he would do with himself if you stopped .. maybe he would cry or beg on his knees. honestly, he would do anything for you to keep going. “ oh yeah … don’t stop — i w-want you to make a mess of m-me ” oh he looked so pretty under you … tears streaming down his cheeks as he looked at you -sucking on your fingers .. he so nasty but you like it. LINK 1

he fucks you sooo good that he’s moaning too. “ o-oh my good girl .. my good fucking girl ” his plan is to slut you out doesn’t matter if it’s in the bed, living room, kitchen, or even the car. he wants you a moaning mess which slowly turns him into a moaning mess as well. “ yeahhh th-there you go .. mm you’re daddy’s good girl, taking my c-cock so fucking well ” It’s like a race ‘ who can tap out first ’ by the way he’s moans you would think it’s him with his heavy breathing but little do you know that this is just the beginning.. LINK 2

sensitive, dom, and a moaning mess … he is a three-in-one! gosh, you love it — the way he sharply breathes in when he strokes his cock into you, the way he moans in between words, and the way he talks dirty to you excites you. “ mm s-say it .. u-use your words, baby ” makes you wanna cum right then and there. he loves hearing you talk, even if it’s just babbling, it makes him smile, but not like you would know cause his face is pressed against your neck due to him leaving deep bite marks. LINK 3

( BOUNS )

no shame in his game . he enjoys making audios for you, especially in random places it’s his favorite thing to do and he ALWAYS sends them to you when you’re out and about. “ guess where i-i’m at baby — mm i’m in our parking g-garage ” things like this turns him on and he knows that you get to turn on hearing him slur and stutter on his words. “ i-i-i have our f-favorite toy .. fuck i wish y-you were here to use it on m-me” gosh why does he do this to you and when you come home he acts like nothing is wrong :/ LINK 4

[lixiemissexotic]

ִֶཐི༏ཋྀ󠀮 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄 is the type of boyfriend who’d get you a solid gold anklet decorated with his name and a heart just because he want to see his name while he’s innit.

your pretty red lace panties were basically torn off of you the second connie got on top of you.

“ffuckk, m’sorry baby your pussy’s just to good fuck” he moaned out, thick cock rapidly pulling almost completely out then slamming in hitting that sweet sweet spot that made your legs turn to jelly.

he was hungry, fucking starving for you.

“ahhh, babyy s’so fuckin deep, mhmm just like that” you moaned out wrapping your hands around his neck pulling him into a sloppy kiss, sucking on his tongue feeling his piercing.

connie was in a daze looking at you. big pretty eyes with long lashes all teary, plump lips swollen and wet from you biting them and drooling, tits on full display bouncing up and down, and fuckk the way your legs were all the up to each side of your head and your ankle decorated with his name.

you looked down seeing connie’s cock bulge appear everytime he thrusted in then back out, it was so hypnotizing. but what connie was more focused on was how fucking good you looked with his name on you.

“who’s fuckin pussy is this ma” he asked as his pace quickened “hmm baby, i asked you who’s. fuckin. pussy. is. this.” he asked thrusting hard on each word.

your eyes were pouring, and your legs quivering. fuck this felt like heaven, so fuckin goodd.

“pussy’s all yours baby” you babbled out “j-just to her s-sing to you”

splat splat slap

wet noises coming from connie’s cock beating your soaked cunt filled the room

“fuck baby, tryna make me nut rn hmm” he said grabbing your ankles, placing a gentle kiss on them before placing them on his shoulders.

he was fucking you so good, your pretty, brown wet pussy clenched around his cock as your toes curled and you squirted all over his lower region as you moaned chants of his name and incoherent babbles.

“good fuckin girl mami, just like that baby” he talked you through your orgasm as he approached his own.

not long after he came deep inside you with low grunts and moans that were like music to your ears.

before you could even register what happened his head was already between your legs.

“cant leave my girl all messy, that wouldn’t be nice” he spoke with foux kindness.

you just remember seeing him stick his tongue out, decorated with a frog eye piercing on it’s tip before he was tongue and two fingers deep inside you.

© 2025 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝗼 𝐥𝐢𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐠𝗼𝐝. 𝐂𝗼𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝗼𝐧 𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝗼𝐫𝗺𝐬.

🧚🏽‍♀️:: act like you don’t see the sp errors.

[7brownsuga7]

Happy international women’s day lovelies <3

It’s international women’s day, so what better way to thank you and show you his admiration than having his cock curving into you, brushing against your tight walls and hitting your cervix? Having you cry out in pleasure as he thrusts into you repeatedly, not giving you a chance to catch your breath.

He’s so thankful to have you in his life. He wants to show you how empowering you are, and how much you inspire him. He wants to use this day to show you that he recognises all of your aspects and contributions.

He’s shown you how thankful he is for you, told you, and now he wants you to feel it. The great woman that you are… The good woman that you are…

So ready for him to fuck you like his life depends on it. Burying himself inside of you with so much precision and eagerness that it has you crying out for him. Nails clawing at his back, leaving your mark so people know he belongs to you.

The flower arrangement sits on your bedside, a small gesture to show his appreciation for you, even though at the moment he’s showing his appreciation in other ways.

Despite his harsh thrusts, his hands are careful as they roam your body. Touch like silk. His words just the same, so soft and delicate as his words flow through your ears and run through your body, making your pussy clench around him. Your juices coating his cock and the sheets below you. You’re always so wet for him.

“Nghh please” you cry out as his balls repeatedly slap against your ass, him hurried deep inside of you to the point he’s knocked all the air out of you.

“Please what baby?” He looks at you to see if you’re in any pain. He knows he can get too carried away, he can’t help it. Especially when he can feel your pussy clenching around him, sucking him in.

“Too good” you let out a breathy whimper, “too good” he kisses your collarbone as he whispers an “I know”. His own voice failing him as a whimper escapes his lips too. Head falling into the crook of your neck as he lets himself bask in everything that is you. Your pussy, your scent, your embrace, everything about you.

And when you both cum undone, him throbbing inside you as you both come down from your high, thick liquid oozing out of you, mixing with your juices, is when he’ll remind you of how much you mean to him.

And he’ll fuck you again and again and again, because showing you his appreciation is better than just telling you.

[pocoyo-yo]

- smut, black!coded reader, f/m, p in v, rough sex, unprotected sex, crying (y/n tho lol), crude language, mating press (pos.), overstimulation -

FRESHLY MANICURED NAILS clawed at the wrinkled pink sheets of your bed. your tangled, newly installed weave was sprawled across your many plump pillows. you were practically folded in half— ankles dangled by your ears and your body felt sticky with sweat and cum.

"take it, baby— give me another one 'n cum on this dick.."

his words went through one ear and out the other while he pounded his cock in your tight pussy. your toes curled at the feeling of overstimulation flowing through your veins— watering eyes flickering to the back of your head. you moaned softly and tears fluttered down your hot cheeks. everytime his wet cock split apart your creamy folds; you squealed— biting don hard on your bottom lip. the wet ripples of your skin with every slap of his hips against yourself filled the room.

"s— stop," you sobbed and hiccuped on moans as his thumb raked circles over your swollen clit. ".. 'can't cum no more! stop p— please!"

"yes you can— now shut the fuck up 'n take it, pretty." he grunted— harsh breaths left his red lips.

you furrowed your brows and glanced down. your tits bounced on par with each of his thrusts and your tummy jiggled— his pace was unforgiving. the pads of his rough fingers rubbed the sensitive bud which made little whimpers flow from your sore throat.

"no! no! i— i'm.." you jerked your hips back— the feeling was overwheming.

he pressed his body closer to your own— your arousal coated his dick with ever every thrust. a creamy, white ring formed around the base— his cum from previous rounds smeared on your inner thighs and leaked from your hole.

"ya wanted this— walked around like a slut in public just beggin' to get fucked," he raised his slightly hand and slapped your clit. "now you got my dick but y're still complainin.."

you whined, "I— I'm not! baby please..!"

"baby please," he mocked— a wide grin spreading across his face. ".. now make me cum— it's all yours, mama."

CHARACTERS - TOJI, SUKUNA, todo, reiner, CONNIE, eren, MIGUEL O'HARA, draken, HANMA, TAIJU, sanemi, AOMINE

[cindol]

Y/N messaging Connie that she’s craving something and like 10 minutes later Connie gets to her house with it cuz that man is whipped for his girl <3

Ouh this is a GUDDD one!

I imagine Connie is a real lover boy, like the type to skip out on a smoke sesh with his guys. And now that his girl was pregnant with his kid he became like her personal servant to her.

And that’s exactly what he does, even with how much the boys groan about him leaving a 5th smoke session he leaves anyways making his way to his house where y/n groaned and whined about mangoes.

She’s loud enough with her complaint inside the house so he chops up and skins some mangoes for her on a plate bringing them to her on her lap and leaning down to kiss her. When she’s whining saying,”’m sorry for making you leave your homeboys.. just hungry and tired con.”

He chuckles and sits next to her, shoes and puff coat still on.”oh we were just having another stupid ass smoke sesh, ren and Jean were pissed but I’m sure they’re alright without me.” He took his puffer coat off and laid it on the floor next to his shoes he took off also.”plus, ‘m alright just chilling with the woman pregnant with my kid mama.” He kissed her on the cheek and took a slice of her mangoes making her pout.

[jeonquiquiintheflesh]

Cockwarming with Connie in bed always ends with your face buried in the pillows because he can’t keep his hands to himself. Rubbing your thigh, lower back and fondling your ass. Leaning in to give you the nastiest and sloppiest kiss ever, while one of his hands moves in between your legs to rub your clit and the other one gently guides you to grind on his cock.

“Come on baby throw it back, fuck yourself on daddy’s cock”

“Just like that baby”

[abby-s-phillips]

Cosplay

Boyfriend!Levi x Reader

Summary: Levi leaves his uniform and ODM gear out. The opportunity is too good to pass up.

Warnings: N/A

Word Count: 458

You had been lying in Levi's quarters for what felt like hours at this point. You knew he was supposed to meet with some of the higher-ups, but you hadn't expected it to take literally all day. You were starting to get bored.

You decide to clean up a little bit. Not that anything was dirty--Levi liked to keep the place nearly spotless. But that speck of dust on the corner of his desk? That had to go. And that stack of papers? You found a folder to put them in.

And then, you see it. Levi had left his ODM gear laying out, and his green cloak was thrown carelessly over the back of his chair. You really shouldn't touch his things. But he wouldn't be back for awhile, and this was too good to resist.

Which is how you found yourself in the barracks a couple hours later, Sasha, Connie, and Jean huddled around you in a circle.

"Pathetic," you scoff, making sure to imitate Levi's harsh glare "Absolutely pathetic."

Cue the fits of laughter from your friends. Jean wipes a tear from his eye, hardly able to keep it together.

"Something funny, horseface?" you bark, "Laugh again. I'll have you cleaning the latrines with your toothbrush for a week."

The group erupts into another round of laughter.

"You think you're important because mommy told you so?" you laugh mockingly, "News flash: you're not. Get back to work."

"Wait--" Sasha manages to wheeze between giggles, "What about that comment he said to me the other day?"

A dangerous grin spreads across your face as you walk up to her.

"Maybe if you spent less time inhaling everything in sight and more time running, you'd survive longer," you seethe, "But hey, who am I to judge? At least you'll be slow enough for a Titan to catch you first."

Connie is clutching his stomach at this point, and Jean is gasping for air. Although you had fully committed to the bit, you couldn't help the giggle that escaped your lips.

"And how would I react if someone stole my gear?" you hear a voice from the doorway--cool and dangerously calm.

Shit. It was Levi. Your smile fades instantly, and your face pales.

"I--uh--" you try to explain, but you're at a loss for words.

Within two strides, Levi is next to you. He gently takes the ODM blades from your hands and resheathes them. He then takes a moment to adjust the cloak around your shoulders, which had become slightly crooked. You stare at each other for a moment. Then, you squeak and dart off, running as fast as your legs will carry you.

He just sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Tch, brat," he grumbles.

[rissouu]

plug!connie who kisses all over your stomach pudge before eating you out. besides your beautiful pussy, his favorite thing about you was your belly. he always made sure to treat your stomach just how he treated your pussy— with care. “oh fuck con!” you cried out trying to shut your legs around his head, but he wouldn’t let you move. “nah keep ‘em open baby, lemme eat.” your fresh set of acrylic nails (that he paid for) ran through his buzz cut, all you could do was cry. the overstimulation was finally getting to you and connie knew that, he just had no intentions of stopping anytime soon. “mm you gonna squirt on my face pretty girl? let it out.” he coached you through it while rubbing his thumb over your swollen clit. your face scrunched up once you felt the familiar pit in your stomach. you knew it was coming, and apparently so did he because as soon as he saw that beautiful facial expression, he pressed down on your lower stomach.. sending you into a frenzy as squirt flew out of you like it was nothing. “oh fuck yeah mama, give me all that shit.”

[brnd3y]

ARE YOU SCARED OF DIFFERENT SCENARIOS

yall loved “ i am going to fuck him ! ” so im back with another one ! ( NSFW MDNI ) DONT OPEN THE LINKS AROUND PEOPLE PLEASE ! enjoy !

LOUD BRAT ?!

he’s a man who lives for attention when y’all are out in public people recognize him, at the mall ? getting recognized, just walking with you ? he gets recognized . so he damn there a celebrity and man does he love it ! he loves it so much he starts questioning why you don’t act the same way his ‘ fans ’ do. “ you don’t worship me like they do ! ” he whines on his knees as he lays his head on your lap, “i do baby - ” , “ no you don’t ! mmm you dont love me ” he cut you off lifting up his head to look at you “ you don’t worship me like they do ! you don’t even show me attention anymore ! all you do is call me a brat and crybaby ! ” you sigh rubbing your temple in annoyance while trying to explain why you don’t but he never listens. “ you know what … since i don’t worship you and I don't love you the way they do how about you go ask one of your worshippers to help you when you need it ” … later that night you were out at work as you phone buzzed . it was from your boyfriend he sent you a video ... he first sent you a video of him roughly rubbing himself with his pillow. “ b-baby im soorrry .. ” the following video was him fucking fleshlight crying your name. “ i’m sorry im sorry im sorry p-please fo-forgive me ” so pitiful but so cute but he wasn’t done. three minutes after the first two he sent another in this he has on a ball gag and a vibrator pressed against his cock. no words just tears and muffled begging with the message saying ‘ pleease cume home soonn im sorrty😢 ’. “ he cant even type .. how ridiculous... ” AUDIO ! VISUALS !

CHEATER / FRIENDLY TASTE ?!

you drunkenly came onto him without a second thought " you know your boyfriend's here we cant - " he was cut off by your finger on his lip " mmm I doon't careee … " he looked shocked while started kissing and biting on his neck “ c’mmon please ! he’ll neverr know ” those words are what did it . the two of you were undressed with sweat glistening on both of your bodies “ shh we don’t want to your boyfriend to hear us right ? ” it’s started with his fingers on your clit to his fingers deep into your pussy — “ stay with me dear ” the faster his fingers fucked in and out of your cunt, the harder it was to keep your eyes open. “ t’much — noo more p-please ” you placed your hand on his feeling the fast pace. his voice moved through your ear like music “ move your fuckin hand ” your hand was snatched away as you had an overwhelming sense come over . “i w-wanna cum please ” he chuckled “ go on make a mess ” AUDIO ONE , TWO ! VISUALS !

2 MANY ATTACHMENTS ?!

if you had to describe him in one word it would be ‘ WHORE ’ whenever he had time he would take nude pictures or videos and send them to you . did you ask for them ? no , does he care ? boo no he doesn’t . So he sends you two to four attachments every other week and they are never the same . one day he’s whining for you “ please baby im a good boy ! i promise i’ve been such a good boy for youu ” and the next he’s degrading you “ how’s my dumb puppy ? are you missing me ? are you missing the way i fuck you stupid ? i bet you wish i was there touching you — you dumb slut ” . remember how i said the attachments are never the same there are times when he'll send old videos of him fucking the life out of your body — your arms tied up with you legs spread apart as he fucks you with vibrator and other toys. there are also videos of him doing requests you’ve asked him and he would never tell you no. “ im surprised you don’t have a pornhub account ” you cracked the joke “ actually, i do … ” .

AUDIO ! VISUALS ONE, TWO, THREE !

[miffy-00]

i literally cannot stop thinking about jean being the epitome of getting no play despite being so fine

like his friend literally clown on him so hard for like being one of the finest guys in their fg but once he starts opening his mouth he repels girls 😭😭 i picture eren and connie being the meanest.

“tbh he’s wasted genetics” “what are you good for bro..” eren is his biggest hater hes like “talking about girls won’t get you a girl man you need to talk to them” and “i can try help you but it would just be a waste of my time” and ITS MESSING HIM UPPP LMAOO WHY AM I BEING SO MEAN TO MY BBY. okay anyways yeah he just gets even more in his head about talking to girls

i don’t even think jean is THAT bad when talking to girls like he’s not rude or gross but more so just SOOOO awkward. like he’s confident bc he knows he is fine but he is also soooo unsure of who he REALLY is and it shows iwl. like he just covers everything he says with sarcasm as a way to avoid being deep and personal. bc jean is so emotional and can really see eachothers emotions and feelings but i think it’s hard for him to be open. it really comes out when he’s talking with girls though he’s like yes i’m so ready to talk to her but he just misses the mark. every. single. time.

“you’re cute, but i know that so it doesn’t even matter”

and bless him bc he’s so happy with himself. but it makes no sense. you’re so puzzled and he’s just looking at your adorable face but then he’s repeating it under his breath bc you look so confused.

“you’re..cute..but..i..know….i..know..?” then the light bulb comes and “oh shit, i meant that you’re cute but you know that so there’s um..no point in me talking to you” and he’s so embarrassed bc it’s equally as shit the og way. but he’s rubbing the back of his neck and avoiding eye contact.

but yk you’re patient you wait it out. you giggle and he’s just becoming more attracted to you bc why wouldn’t he be ! and you lean in to him making him more comfortable and say “it’s nice to be complimented. thank you” and he’s just so happy like he would never admit it but he loves when a girl takes the lead ! your head is slightly tilted you’re looking up at him through your lashes your glossy lips are curving into a smile like he can feel your body and energy next to him and it’s driving him cray cray !

“youre jean right?” you smile “it’s crazy you really do live up to the rumours” you start to giggle again. jean is giggling too just because you are and is ignoring what you just said. until he clocks it and he’s like oh fuck

“my rumours…i have rumours…what..rumours?” rubbing his neck again is clearly a habit for him when he’s nervous. internally, jean is worrying so bad like rumours RUMOURS ?!?! i think jean knows his reputation is a bit um yk divided let’s say ! but he’s genuinely feeling something with you so whatever bad flirting story it is he is literally praying that you still like him.

“that you can’t flirt. for shit. if a gun was pointed at your head you’d break down and tell your family you’ll miss them bc yk you’re going to die“ and jean is relieved there was too many stories that could be used against him but a simple “you can’t flirt” he could live with that.

“oh..yeah..it’s true ! i’m fine but the f in fine doesn’t stand for flirting with girls” he joked, desperately wanting for your approval “who told you you’re fine ? hmm? maybe i just can’t see it ?” you tease but he starts scrambling “i was just um joking mb mb” throwing his hand up and rubbing his neck AGAIN you have him sick lol. “ i was just playin with you jean.. you’re fine…but yk that though so we don’t need to talk”

he shakes his head and starts laughing. you two are a giggly mess. you’re matching his energy PERFECTLY and he’s so down with it “if we can’t talk right now.. can i get your number..” he’s PRAYING on this on you because seriously you match his energy so well and there’s just something so magnetic about you and he just wants more. like he can’t even look at you he is down BAD he’s never waited so anxiously for something in his life

“pass your phone…” he’s fumbling around in all his pockets his hands are sweaty and he’s like juggling his phone just to not drop it. he hands he phone and even if it’s just for a second his hand touch’s yours and you guys are smiling like idiots at eachother. his heart is pounding he’s so nervous around you. “anddd..done…bye bye jean” you chastely kiss his cheek and walk away with a grin plastered all over your face. and as you walk away eren and connie walk in.

“you good man?” and he’s just in shock jaw is wide open hand covering his mouth and he is gripping his phone. he’s just staring at his phone thinking maybe i can flirt… he’s full on reflecting on himself and thinking what the fuck i did it i really did it.. and eren and connie are just shaking him and slapping his face to like break him out of his comatose state LMAOO

but when he starts speaking again and reveals what happened theyre like “I KNEW YOU COULD DO THAT SHIT! lowkey we’ve been sleeping on you man !” and “about fucking time man well done” and the hug that men do follows and there’s even more hyping up after they find out it’s you that he pulled “NAH I DONT BELIEVE IT I DONT BELIEVE IT” connie legit starts jumping up and down he’s hyped and eren he’s like a dad or something patting him on the back and saying “good job” 😭

that was the day jean flirting worked successfully

a/n: gulp this is so scary !! first post..but tell me what you think i’m open to literally any feedback and i hope you enjoyy