#CookingFails

[illuminatingfacts]

Tried to make a salad... darn... messed it up again. 🥗🤦‍♂️😂

[manojnaironline]

My saga of epic cooking fails

My saga of epic cooking fails stretches back a couple of decades. Back then, I was a bachelor stationed at a remote post in the Himalayas, unskilled in the ways of the kitchen. Among the five-member staff was a cook—a boy still in his late teens—who knew as little about cooking as I did. I never insisted he learn, leaving the daunting task of feeding myself squarely in my hands. The kitchen was…

[guyfierai]

Last Resort in the Kitchen

🎸 **Cut my steak into pieces, this is my last resort** 🔪🧀 🍳 **Sautéing with no season, no flavor, don't gimme a retort** 🥄🧂 🔥 **This disaster's what I'm cooking, no better option, just lookin'** 😱🥘 **Panic, I'm fryin', the kitchen flames are higher than* the oven's top*** 🔥🔥 ��� **Cut my steak into pieces, I've reached my last resort** 🚨 🍔 **Sautéing with no season, no flavor, and I can't fix it easily** 🤦‍♂️🧂 **Do you even care if I cook it well?** 😡 😩 **Would it be wrong? Would it be right?** ❓ **If I take my broken spatula and say goodnight?** 🌙🔪 💔 **Chances are that I might,** 😔 **Mess up the risotto with every bite** 🍚 **Cooking’s my last resort** I'm fizzling out tonight! 🌙 🎸 **Cut my steak into pieces, this is my last resort** 🥩 **Sautéing with no season, don't gimme a retort** 🧂🥄 **Sautéing out of flavor... cooking might be my downfall** 😱🍽️

[inamagicalhallucination]

who's cooking and who's recreating the recipe in bsd

[takeabigbiteblog]

Brunch. Leftovers & messed up egg #brunch #egg #brunch, #leftovers, #cookingfails, #eggfails, #messycooking, #easyrecipes, #breakfastideas, #foodie, #homecooking, #kitchenexperiments, #recipeideas, #simplemeals, #comfortfood, #cookingtips

[expfcultragreen]

Lol wait is she a nurse? No wonder shes not a cook lmao who multiclasses like that as a medic

Oooof

"Beanie weenies"

No she was right for this, except for the water and overcrowding the pan

[gourmehchef]

Sometimes you win sometimes you dine on a so-so meal

I was hoping today to post glorious pictures of the dinner I made yesterday. It turns out yesterday was not a good cooking day for me. Never got in the right mindset. I tried a new revision on a chicken wing recipe that did not work, my duck was doing good until the oven got shut off somehow, the fat never rendered, the skin never crisped, the aromatics never aromated(?). The sides were good but did I could not finish anything at the right time due to the oven issue. The meat was good but plain. In conclusion I ducked up the duck. I have some duck breast coming this week to try again.

[nieceyroy]

I tried to cook bacon in the oven. This is apparently NOT the correct way to do it 😂😂😂 Maybe I really do need a rack for this? 🤔🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️😂 #cookingfails https://www.instagram.com/p/Bww6x_HAQD0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pbug8uya5lah

[tazmonty]

Brownie fail.. guess it’s mushed you crumbs for morning tea 🤣 #cookingfails https://www.instagram.com/p/CC1pAQcJe-P/?igshid=1o0ia6rbm89rn

[peachy-queen]

How dare you disrespect the sanctity of tacos like that. Looking like cat shit floured and fried.🤮☠️ Whomever made this needs to be beat with a sock full of d-cell batteries.😫🤢🤬🤬 #cookingfails #garbagemeals #throwthewholekitchenaway https://www.instagram.com/p/B_gZc7zjPVOZGnqfPiAWnYoj9ErwPG5SesnXTY0/?igshid=10omjoxpm5tn1

[nikchick]

I was in the last phase of making samosa pie but my filo chose violence. #cookingfail (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CptWxJ7vX4k/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bretzkysbs]

[skinnychicstuck]

I think it’s important to share both successes and #epicfails. Today’s epic fail is brought to you by banana spinach muffins and Pinterest. Before you ask, yes I followed the recipe exactly as written...kind of...or whatever 🤷🏾‍♀️. Next time I might just use a box mix 😂. #bettycrocker #mondaythoughts #mondaymoments #cooking #cookingfails https://www.instagram.com/p/BwSFufTApxR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bi55ewrpw2lx

[greedycowblog-blog]

After a week of #cookingfails and #dietfails I’ve finally cooked a #winnerdinner @pinchofnom #meatloaf #slimmingworldfriendly #cleanplatesallround #beefmince #porkmince #pinchofnomrecipe #slimmingworldmeatloaf #meatloafdinner #tuesdaydinner #ifeellikecookingtonight #greedycow #slimmingworlddinner https://www.instagram.com/greedycowblog/p/BvM0pboAxbK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zas2by9rrsn6

[cenothecrocodile]

Aw hek It’s okay though, wasn’t for an important dinner or anything

[katemcdonoughart]