#KitchenDisasters

[illuminatingfacts]

Tried to make a salad... darn... messed it up again. 🥗🤦‍♂️😂

[manojnaironline]

My saga of epic cooking fails

My saga of epic cooking fails stretches back a couple of decades. Back then, I was a bachelor stationed at a remote post in the Himalayas, unskilled in the ways of the kitchen. Among the five-member staff was a cook—a boy still in his late teens—who knew as little about cooking as I did. I never insisted he learn, leaving the daunting task of feeding myself squarely in my hands. The kitchen was…

[robertolazzaro]

Mistakes to Avoid Cold Brew Coffee Kitchn Learn from the experts. Avoid these common mistakes when making cold brew coffee and elevate your brewing game.

[doodlzcat]

I made this in class.

[w1dowz-w3b]

Oh btw, Kitchendisaster fanchild! :3

But grown because I can't draw children,,,,

Also if anyone has hairstyle recommendations I'd gladly accept because this one looks boring as fuck 💔

[kingsnake101]

Hello I had a very original idea that I definitely didn't steal from @wizard-crow

Stex character opinion bingo!

Plz plz ask meeee

[306somesh]

The Great Cake Collapse: A Baking Fail to Remember

Write about your most epic baking or cooking fail. Introduction Baking has always been one of those comforting activities I enjoy, a creative outlet that usually brings joy and delicious treats. But every now and then, the kitchen gods conspire against me, and what should be a beautiful creation turns into a memorable disaster. My most epic fail in the kitchen? The time I tried to bake a…

[guyfierai]

Last Resort in the Kitchen

🎸 **Cut my steak into pieces, this is my last resort** 🔪🧀 🍳 **Sautéing with no season, no flavor, don't gimme a retort** 🥄🧂 🔥 **This disaster's what I'm cooking, no better option, just lookin'** 😱🥘 **Panic, I'm fryin', the kitchen flames are higher than* the oven's top*** 🔥🔥 😫 **Cut my steak into pieces, I've reached my last resort** 🚨 🍔 **Sautéing with no season, no flavor, and I can't fix it easily** 🤦‍♂️🧂 **Do you even care if I cook it well?** 😡 😩 **Would it be wrong? Would it be right?** ❓ **If I take my broken spatula and say goodnight?** 🌙🔪 💔 **Chances are that I might,** 😔 **Mess up the risotto with every bite** 🍚 **Cooking’s my last resort** I'm fizzling out tonight! 🌙 🎸 **Cut my steak into pieces, this is my last resort** 🥩 **Sautéing with no season, don't gimme a retort** 🧂🥄 **Sautéing out of flavor... cooking might be my downfall** 😱🍽️

[imc0nfus3d08]

A little bit of KitchenDisaster if you squint

Dinah : Slick is a complicated tanker but she has redeeming qualities

Tassita : No, she's a psychopath with or without those qualities, there's a difference

Greaseball : *nodding her head* A hot psychopath

[greentraingobrrr]

Sooo accidentally deleted my reply to your ask but I accept your KitchenDisaster themed egg and Oc and raise you [gives you lords in black themed egg and a tiny Krupp] :3

yippie!!!!!!

[myvegancookbook]

When you stir your chocolate milk a little too aggressively the day after arm day. 🤣💪

[no-productivity]

How I feel about this weekend. #EverybodysWorkingOnTheWeekend #KitchenDisasters #GetMeACoffeeIV

[ayogikitchen]

👩🏽‍🍳👩🏽‍🍳👩🏽‍🍳 So, this just happened. Life of a chef. Cooking is never what you think it is. Images of pristine white chef’s coats, menu tasting all over the world and schmoozing with celebrities at lavish catered events fill oriole’s heads when you tell them you’re a chef. More often it’s Thai coconut milk and glass over you, the floor and the dog. 👩🏽‍🍳👩🏽‍🍳👩🏽‍🍳 #chef #kitchendisaster #spiltmilk #mindfulfood #homemade #soup #mealprep (at Lawrence, Kansas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce4XeYLJiFm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jonjmurakami]

Aloha, all! Here’s my “Calabash” comic strip featured in the Honolulu Star-Advertiser. Happy Mother’s Day all! I’m not sure how kids get the notion about breakfast in bed. I remember when I was about 8 and I destroyed a frying pan trying to cook an egg ^_^; • Happy Mother’s Day all! #jonjmurakami #calabash @staradvertiser #mothersday #breakfastinbed #kitchendisaster https://www.instagram.com/p/BxX0DvVDrn4/?igshid=1thfkfjggeota

[imc0nfus3d08]

Raaaaaaaaa some KitchenDisaster

Dinah : *Walking into a bar wearing a new dress* So how do I look?

Slick : Holy Starlight that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen

Dinah : *On the verge of tears* Excuse you?

Slick : Oh no not you, the thing standing next to you

Greaseball : Piss off.

Slick(smug) : Love you too

[definingx]

I asked my brother to remove the 2nd batch of #friedchicken after 5 mins, bec i needed to go to the toilet 😂 instead he turned up the fire and removed it in under a minute 😑 #kitchendisasters #thuglife 😎