#Craigslist Script

[classifiedscripts]

[inyourdreampoetry]

The Puppeteer (short film)

Enjoy a rare video and me and my old college roommates. Never, under any circumstance, meet someone on Craigslist! The Puppeteer

[thecindercrow]

Dan Erickson: "I had been working on the script for a while. As I was writing the initial pilot I was, you know, literally working a series of office jobs. I had just gotten to LA and sort of found on Craigslist the first office job that I could find, which was at this door factory. Just a factory that makes and repairs and ships doors and gates throughout the greater Los Angeles area." [...] Adam Scott: "So then you're at the door factory, and is that where you first, like, put pen to paper and started thinking about Severance?" Dan Erickson: "Yeah, yeah. [...] I always hesitate a little bit to tell this story, because I don't want to throw anyone under the bus, because I was very grateful for that job and the people there were very nice and treated me very kindly. But it was the last thing in the world I wanted to be doing, and I think everybody there knew that. And so I was just walking into work one day, it was 9am, and I literally just had the thought, like, 'God, what if I could jump ahead and suddenly it would be 5:00 and I would have done the day's work but I wouldn't have to experience it, I could just cut out that eight hours.'"

-- The Severance Podcast, S1E1: Good News About Hell

[jolapeno]

DEAR-UARY MASTERLIST 💌

please find the epistolary writing challenge masterlist what is epistolary? epistolary refers to works of fiction that are written in the form of letters or other documents.

list will be updated as fics come in and are reblogged by me. if you think I've missed you, drop me a kind inbox message and I'll be sure to check my mentions (tumblr can be a glitchy machine)

Wrong Number by @inept-the-magnificent | wc: 1,497 

Dieter Bravo x f!Reader A character sends a flirty text, but they accidentally send it to their colleague/boss or a wrong number. 

Say Something by @galway-girlatwork | wc: 1,887

Din and Eve (Original Female Character) Eve’s career has always taken a back seat to Din’s. The goal was always she would start working more on her music when he graduated law school and worked for one year at a law firm. Now both of their careers are taking off but where she’s always been there for him, Eve is finding that Din isn’t always there for her.

Epistolae by @cxrsed-angel | wc: 3k

Marcus A x f!Reader After two months of not hearing back from your husband while he's fighting a war, you worry about him and fear that he he may not be coming back to you alive, you re-read his previous letters as an attempt to calm your anxieties.

Between The Pages by @wordywarriorwrites | wc: 1k

Joel Miller x F! Reader AU A photograph brings you back together.

In Vino Veritas by @yxtkiwiyxt | wc: 4.5k

Dave York x f!Reader You start interviewing candidates to find your replacement. As you go through the process, you stumble upon a surprising discovery that pulls you back into Dave's darker world, complicating your feelings for him — yet again.

What's a TomDaya by @604to647 | wc: 14 screenshots

Modern!Pero Tovar x fem!reader Pero regrets getting into a group chat with your friends.

Letters Across Time by @pedroscurls | wc: 9.4k

Marcus Acacius x fem!Reader After having moved to rome for a fresh new start, you begin to receive letters from an unlikely stranger that you begin to develop feelings for... only to come to the heartbreaking realization that the two of you may never meet.

About Last Night by @sunshinehaze1 | wc: 1,744

Dieter Bravo x f!reader You met The Dieter Bravo last night, but does he remember meeting you?

Close Up by @milla-frenchy | wc: 8k7

Joel Miller x fem reader Joel receives a script that takes him back to the memories of your love story. He realizes that out of protective instinct after the break up, he has not been honest neither with his own feelings nor with you

How Could You Love Someone Like Me by @itwasntimethatdidit40 | wc: 3k

Javier Peña x F!Reader Javi is under protection and has asked you to join him in the hotel room where he is confined. When you discover his secrets and lies, however, that room will become too small. Too small for both of you.

What's For Dinner by @bergamote-catsandbooks | wc: 1,450

Joel Miller x F!reader A seemingly mundane list of reminders left for one another evolves into something much more heartfelt

More Than Friends by @jennaispunk | wc: 3.5k

Frankie Morales x F!Reader Some time away from your best friend forces you to confront your feelings.

Sounds Dangerous by @almostfoxglove | wc: 2.6k

Max Phillips x f!Reader When you reply to a bizarre craigslist ad, a stranger on the other side of the country charms his way into your life.

Something Sweet by @jeewrites | wc: 2.2k

Marcus Pike x f!reader Character A keeps finding X and tracks them back to B, who might be leaving them intentionally — or not.

What Does A Loveless World Look Like? by @ananonymousaffair | wc: 823

Joel Miller A character receives an anonymous letter that seems to know too much about their past.

Training Days by @604to647 | wc: 4.6k

Detective Tim Rockford x fem!reader Detective Rockford leaves for a weeklong tactical training course and you miss him something fierce.

While We Were Texting by @sawymredfox | wc: 2,900

Tim Rockford x fem able-bodied reader Help and surprises come from unexpected places.

Reincarnated by @joelmillerisapunk | wc: 4.5k

Joel Miller x F!Reader A late-night text from an unknown number stirs up memories you thought you’d buried. It’s been years since Joel walked out of your life, but now he’s back. Old wounds resurface, boundaries blur, and the question lingers: is this a second chance or just another heartbreak waiting to happen?

Post-It Note Pursuit by @iknowisoundcrazy | wc: 1.3k

Javier Peña x reader Someone in the office has been leaving you post-it notes.

Letters to Little Wren by @schnarfer | wc: 1,300

Wild West Priest Ezra x f!reader Letters from Wild West Priest Ezra to his little wren, while he searches for Damon & prospects for gold.

Golden Girl Texts by @whocaresstillthelouvre | Screenshots

Dieter Bravo x OC!Female The texts start from when Warren & GG get engaged and end at Dieter leaving for London at the end of So It Goes.

I Took The Good Times, I'll Take the Bad Times by @staticscreenwriting | wc: 3k?

Joel Miller x F!reader (Y/N) Joel doesn't think he's deserving of love after all he did and all he went trough. Or maybe he's just scared. Either way he can't let himself fall for (Y/N). Now if only she'd stop sending him those damn postcards.

Linger by @pedgito | wc: 7k

Joel Miller x F!Reader Your postcards become a personal journal during patrols with Joel.

naiveté by @lillaydee | wc: 3.2k

Joel Miller x f!reader Joel listened to a podcast for the first time, one that opened his eyes.

dagger by @the-blind-assassin-12 | wc: 12.8k

ezra x reader Ezra had told Cee quite a lot about you - that the two of you had been partners, lovers, that you'd been separated by the currents of fate - enough for her to know that he was still, even 12 years later, deeply in love with you.

first sight by @gothcsz | wc: 3.5k

frankie m x f!reader Two strangers discover they’ve been swapping movies through a communal space, each leaving a note in return until curiosity forces a meeting.

paper rings by @guiltyasdave | 1.7k

modern!oberyn martell x f!reader after two months with oberyn, you're not sure if his feelings are as strong as yours.

wash & fold by @ak-vintage | 15.5k

ezra x f!reader After discovering some unfamiliar clothes in your laundry (and losing some of your own in return), you begin exchanging messages with another resident in your apartment complex.

I call it walking by @pascalispretty | 1.8k

javi g x f!reader. It feels like fate that you find his letters. But sometimes, fate needs a little nudge.

[hurglewurm]

so tightly squeezed atm between do i script out this short narrative romance comic abt anthropomorphic rats or do i script out a few vignettes for a day-in-the-life story about a wizard on craigslist with no friends. versus grad school of course

[spdiscordrp]

We are looking for new members for our South Park RP Server on Discord!

We're looking for someone to rp as Red!

If you’re interested, like or send a message! Or you can find me on discord at craigslist

Be aware:

Most characters will be at least 18.

NSFW roleplay will be allowed (but only if the writer is +18).

This is a paragraph-style roleplay. Therefore, replies with only one line aren't accepted (no script-style rp).

OCs are accepted, but we have a limit.

[indirect]

The year is 2038. Craigslist still uses its 1998-era HTML and Perl CGI script. It is the fastest, most usable, and most accessible web site on the planet. The New York Times front page is 6 TiB. Gmail UI elements have 17 distinct border radii.

@fugueish

[cinemaocd]

This is a common scam on facebook marketplace as well. I posted a dining table on there one evening and the next morning I had two very eager buyers. One wanted to use venmo and the other wanted to use paypal. I started with the paypal lady since that is the service I use most frequently. She was dodgey right from the get go. She didn't ask any questions about the item, or talk about arranging a pick up or anything. She wanted to go straight to payment. And then she started sending me all these DMs that were really demanding about using this "corporate account" that needed to have a certain amount of money ($1,000) deposited in it to work, and she sent me an email that that was supposedly from Paypal, but it went to my spam folder and she kept saying "check your spam folder" like every two minutes because it wasn't showing up in my email. When it finally turned up it was really obviously bad. I use paypal, I know what a paypal email looks like. When I questioned why she wanted to use this account she said it was to avoid fees. In reality it was to trick me into thinking she'd given me $1,000 and that I should refund her the other $500. When I said "cash only" she started a whole song and dance about how she had six kids and needed a table and this would really work and she couldn't get to the bank because she didn't have a car. Just how she was supposed to pick up the table with no car wasn't covered. I googled "facebook marketplace scams" and found that this scam is common and it used with ALL KINDS of payment apps. Not just paypal. My venmo customer then started sending me the same damn messages. The same exact script. I'm sure that it was the same scammer working both accounts. I reported them to facebook within two minutes both accounts were mysteriously gone from the platform...

The facebook accounts of both of these scammers used super generic family photos in their account with very professional lighting-- like stock photos or advertising photos not actual people.

Any time you are approached when selling something on ebay, poshmark, craigslist, etc. and someone wants to do something to skirt app fees in one way or another there is almost a 100% chance you are being scammed.

The overpayment/refund scam is just putting a fresh coat of paint on the classic Nigerian Prince scam...

Artists, let’s talk about Instagram commission scammers

There’s been a huge rise in commission scammers recently, mostly on Instagram. A lot of new artists don’t know what to look out for, so I figured this might help people.

How they begin

Usually the scammer will write to you asking about a commission. Something deceptively cute - mostly I encounter asks about pet portraits, with one or two photos sent. They’ll probably try to sell you a sweet little story, like “It’s for my son’s birthday”. They will insist that they love your artwork and style, even though they don’t follow you or never liked a single piece of your art.

What to look out for:

Their profiles will either be private, empty, or filled with very generic stuff, dating at most a few years back.

Their language will be very simple, rushed or downright bad. They might use weird emojis that nobody ever uses. They will probably send impatient “??” when you don’t answer immediately. They’re in a crunch - lots of people to scam, you know. 

They’ll give you absolutely no guidelines. No hints on style, contents aside from (usually) the pet and often a name written on the artwork, no theme. Anything you draw will be perfect. Full artistic freedom. In reality they don’t really care for this part.

They’ll offer you a ridiculous amount of money. Usually 100 or 300 USD. They’ll often put in a phrase like “I am willing to compensate you financially” and “I want the best you can draw”, peppered with vague praise. It will most likely sound way too good to be true. That’s because it is.

Where the scam actually happens

If you agree, they will ask you for a payment method. They’ll try to get to this part as soon as possible. 

Usually, they’ll insist on PayPal. And not just any PayPal. They’ll always insist on sending you a transfer immediately. None of that PayPal Invoice stuff (although some do have methods for that, too). They’ll really, REALLY want to get your PayPal email address and name for the transfer - that’s what they’re after. If you insist on any other method, they’ll just circle back to the transfer “for easiest method”. If you do provide them with the info, most likely you’ll soon get a scam email. It most likely be a message with a link that will ultimately lead to bleeding you dry. Never, and I mean NEVER click on any emails or links you get from them. It’s like with any other scam emails you can ever get.

A few things can happen here:

They overpay you and ask for the difference to be wired back. Usually it will go to a different account and you’ll never see that money again. 

They’ll overpay you “for shipping costs” and ask you to forward the difference to their shipping company. Just like before, you’ll never see that money again.

The actual owner of the account (yes, they most likely use stolen accounts to wire from) will realize there’s been something sketchy going on and request a refund via official channels. Your account will be charged with fees and/or you get in trouble for fraudulent transactions. 

You will transfer the money from your PayPal credit to your bank account and they will make a shitstorm when they want their money back, making your life a living hell. They will call you a scammer, a thief, make wild claims, wearing you down and forcing you into wiring money “back” - aka to their final destination account. 

Never, EVER wire money to anyone. This is not how it’s supposed to go. Use PayPal Invoice for secure exchanges where the client needs to provide you with their email, not the other way around.

You can find more info on that method HERE.

What to do when you encounter a scammer:

Ask the right questions: inquire about the style, which artwork of yours they like, as much details as you can. They won’t supply you with any good answers.

Don’t let the rush of the exchange, their praise and the promise of insanely good money to get to you. That’s how they operate, that’s how they make you lose vigilance. 

Don’t engage them. As soon as you realize it might be a scam, block them. The sense of urgency they create with their rushed exchange, and pressure they put on you will sooner or later get to you and you might do something that you’ll regret later.

Never wire money to anyone. Never give out your personal data. Never provide your email, name, address or credit card info. 

Don’t be deceived by receiving a payment, if you somehow agree to go along with it. Just because it’s there now doesn’t mean it can’t be withdrawn. 

Here is a very standard example of such an exchange. I realized it’s a scam pretty fast and went along with it, because I wanted good screenshots for you guys, so I tried going very “by the book” with it. 

Please share this post, make it reach as many artists as possible. Let young or inexperienced artists know that this is going on. So many people have no idea that this is a thing. Let’s help each other out. If you think I missed any relevant info, do add it as an rb!

Also, if you know other scam methods that you think should be shared, consider rb-ing this post with them below. Having a master post of scam protection would AWESOME to have in the art community.

[powerpulsemag]

Business Insider

HOW TO START A BILLBOARD RENTAL COMPANY

1. Understand the Business Model You make money by leasing billboard space to advertisers on monthly or annual contracts. If using digital boards, you can rotate multiple advertisers on one screen.

Example: Earn $1,000–5,000/month per billboard depending on size and location.

2. Set Up Your Business

Register an LLC or Corporation

Apply for an EIN (IRS.gov)

Open a business bank account

Get general liability insurance

3. Choose Your Billboard Type

Static Billboard ($5k–$25k to build)

Digital LED Billboard ($50k–$300k)

Mobile Billboard Truck or Trailer ($10k–$40k)

4. Secure Billboard Locations Option A: Buy land and build Option B: Lease space from landowners (rooftops, farms, parking lots)

Landowner Offer Script: “We’ll pay you $200–$1,000/month to rent a portion of your land for a billboard. You don’t have to do anything.”

5. Get Permits

Contact local city or county planning office for zoning approval

Apply for a DOT permit for highways (each state has different rules)

Get FAA clearance if within 5 miles of an airport

Visit: oaaa.org for compliance help

6. Build or Buy Your Billboard To build:

Hire a fabricator and installer

Get electrical work for lighting or LED boards

To buy used:

Check Facebook Marketplace, Craigslist, LoopNet, or sign company auctions

7. Sell Ad Space Target:

Local businesses (restaurants, lawyers, real estate agents)

Event promoters

Political campaigns

National advertisers via agencies

Pricing Factors:

Daily traffic count (ADT)

Size & location

Lighting or digital features

Road visibility

8. Manage Your Business

CRM: HubSpot or Zoho

Contracts: Use 6–12 month advertiser agreements

Billing: Stripe or QuickBooks

Design ads in Canva or hire a freelancer

9. Monetization Tips

Programmatic ads (digital only): Vistar Media, Blip

Rotate ads every 8–10 seconds on digital boards

Bundle ad packages (design + ad space)

Partner with ad agencies to scale

10. Startup Cost Breakdown (Estimates) ItemCostPermits & legal $500–5,000 Static billboard build $5,000–25,000 Digital LED billboard $50,000–300,000 Lease land (annually) $2,400–12,000 Insurance~$1,000/year Marketing/design $500–1,500 Total Starter Cost $10,000–30,000+

[businessadvisorrobert]

Top AI Features of the Classified Ads Script to Maximize Success

Some entrepreneurs who aim to be pioneers in their fields choose unconventional paths. Today, online platforms are revolutionizing traditional buying and selling concepts. While e-commerce platforms dominate the online marketplace, there’s also a growing demand for second-hand products. This is evident from the success of sites like Craigslist, Letgo, and OfferUp.

One advantage of this business model is that it doesn’t require physical retail space. Instead, building a strong online reputation can make you a leader in this market. To succeed, you need a reliable classified platform with advanced features.

To help you build a competitive classified platform, this blog post will delve into the top AI features that you should consider integrating into your classified ads script.

Let’s explore them!

Intelligent Ad Matching

The intelligent ad matching feature in the classifieds script uses AI algorithms to connect users with the most relevant ads based on their search queries and browsing history. 

By analyzing user data and interactions, this feature ensures that users see ads that match their interests. This creates a more personalized and engaging experience for both buyers and sellers.

Automated Ad Moderation 

Automated ad moderation uses AI to review and manage ads according to platform guidelines and content policies. The AI efficiently processes large numbers of ads, ensuring they meet community standards and rules. 

By integrating this feature into your classified website script, you can maintain high-quality content and minimize the risk of inappropriate or fraudulent listings, thereby enhancing the platform’s overall credibility.

Dynamic Pricing 

Implementing a dynamic pricing algorithm in your classifieds script uses AI technology to adjust ad prices based on market trends, competition, and user behavior. 

By analyzing these factors, this feature suggests optimal pricing strategies to sellers, ensuring their ads are competitively priced. This approach helps maximize ad visibility and attracts more potential buyers.

AI-Fueled Automated Search

Implementing an AI-powered automated search feature enhances the search functionality on classified ads platforms. 

By understanding the user’s previous behavior and search intent, this feature delivers more precise and relevant search results, making browsing more efficient and satisfying for users.

Personalized Recommendations

An AI-enabled personalized recommendation system suggests ads based on the user's preferences and browsing history. By analyzing past interactions and user profiles, this feature recommends ads that match users' interests. 

This approach enhances user satisfaction and increases the chances of successful transactions.

Visual Search and Recognition

Integrating visual search and recognition technology into your classified ads script allows users to search for items using images instead of text. AI algorithms analyze these images to identify products and match them with relevant ads. 

This feature simplifies the search process and enhances user convenience, especially for those looking for specific items.

Wrapping Up

Above listed are some of the AI features for the online classified software. By incorporating these AI features into your classified website script, you can create a platform that delivers exceptional value to both buyers and sellers. 

AI-powered features will drive growth, increase user satisfaction, and strengthen your position as a leader in the classified ads industry.

[spdiscordrp]

We are looking for new members for our South Park RP Server on Discord!

We're looking for someone to rp as Thomas!

If you’re interested, like or send a message! Or you can find me on discord at craigslist

Be aware:

Most characters will be at least 18.

NSFW roleplay will be allowed (but only if the writer is +18).

This is a paragraph-style roleplay. Therefore, replies with only one line aren't accepted (no script-style rp).

OCs are accepted, but we have a limit.

[holyceleste-blog]

I would love to build up my funding website.

Craigslist clone

[stitcheswashere13]

requests are open?! Oh my god. Brahms X Nanny he hired himself. Im just crying laughing. Imaging that craigslist post.

"Looking for new nanny. Must be 18+ Years Old, Boyfriend-Free, Blonde or Brunette, good looking, Average or Slender Body Type, 5 feet or Taller.

Must live on property!

Can follow a strict schedule and clean

Must know cpr and how to use a med kit

Open to talking for hours

Must be my friend

$100,000 a year

Only serious inquires. Must attach photo

Call ×××-×××-×××× so i can hear your voice"

(A very strict mix between "craigslist girlfriend" and "illegal roommate" )

1000% sketchy/too good to be true kind of craigslist posts. Probably has to copy paste someone else's listing or Y/N thought the post was hilarious and called the number

Omg- I wrote this one as a script/play and- I love this-

On to the story

Warnings- Reader has boobs, picky/ Simping Brahms.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"Im so happy I met you y/n, my flirty post MUST have got you to love me," Brahms says while patting the top of your head while lifting up his mask and kissing your forehead. "yep, you were so flirty Brahms" You giggle to yourself remembering the post Brahms put out, so despite for a lover.

*Flashback*

The Post- 'Looking for a new nanny. Must be 18+ Years Old, Boyfriend-Free (Maybe wants to date me), Blonde or Brown/ Brunette, good looking, Average or Slender Body Type, 5 feet or Taller. Must live on property! Can follow a strict schedule and clean Must know CPR and how to use a medkit! Must have some voluptuous honkers. Brahms! I have the- OH WAIT YOU'RE USING THE VOICE THING SORRY!- It's okay Malcome.

Open to talking for hours! Must be my friend! $100,000- 100,500 a year, Only serious inquiries. Must attach a photo in text!!!! Call ×××-×××-×××× so I can hear your voice <3"'

Y/n- What the hell did I just read... Fuck it he's hot, I'm broke, im in, this is golden.

You were slightly crying with laughter while dialing the number. You sent in a photo and pressed enter.

Brahms- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Someone called! Hiiii!

Y/n- Helloo! im here to apply for the nann-

Brahms- You're Hired! I'll have Malcome get you!

Y/n- ok!-

As soon as the phone hung up you packed a bag and waited outside for 'Malcome' to arrive to bring you too the masnshoin.

"Yep, truly a flirt" You giggle to yourself while burying your face back in Brahms's chest.

END NOTE! Thank you so much for the request! Request are open! check out my 125 special! Sorry if this is short, I was trying to get this out before 8:00 my time. Have a Very lovely day!