#Crawler Batbilge

[cairfrey]

<Note added by Crawler Batbilge, 12th Edition>

Be careful with the marketplace interface. It uses a different system to value items than whatever you might have installed into your UI. It tags this tome as a unique, heirloom item, giving it a ridiculous value, something like 50 million gold. Nothing has happened yet, but I am afraid of giving a third party access to my inventory like that.

<Note added by Crawler Allister, 13th Edition >

I don’t know if this is the cause, but this appears to be Batbilge’s last entry into the Cookbook. I’ve been leaving the cards casually on my bed whenever I use the marketplace. Make sure you don’t have it on you to be safe.

[cairfrey]

It's that Dungeon Crawler Carl Quote Blog!!!

I know why you're here, it's the ridiculous amount of Dungeon Crawler Carl quotes that I post.

Well somehow you've found your way to my actual blog, let me redirect you to my collection of DCC quotes.

If you haven't read all the books yet (and WHY not!? Mongo is appalled!) then you can filter the quotes by book:

Dungeon Crawler Carl Carl's Doomsday Scenario The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook The Gate of the Feral Gods The Butcher's Masquerade The Eye of the Bedlam Bride This Inevitable Ruin

There's no rhyme or reason to the way they're uploaded BTW. Just as I read, I add the quotes. Given the amount of rereads, I anticipate the entire series uploaded at some point /s

I also made The Dungeon Crawler Carl community on Tumblr. It's Invite only, but that's only because the last public community I was part of very quickly became overrun with porn bots. I'd rather spend my time inviting every DCC fan individually than spend my time culling porn bots.

Anyway, if you want to join send me a message. I'm usually pretty quick at responding.

==System Update==

I have consolidated every extract from The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook into individual posts. Not the third book in the (amazing) Dungeon Crawler Carl series, the in-universe book that was introduced in the third Dungeon Crawler Carl Book.

Every post is tagged with spoilers because spoilers! Do NOT read the Dungeon Anarchist Cookbook posts if you are not up to date with (as of time of writing) book 7!

All of the posts are tagged with the crawler who made the entry and the Edition of the Cookbook. Use them well comrades.

Crawler Porthus 2nd Edition Crawler Tipid         4th Edition Crawler Everly 5th Edition Crawler Milk         6th Edition Crawler Volteeg 7th Edition Crawler Justice Light 8th Edition Crawler Rosetta 9th Edition Crawler Ikicha 11th Edition Crawler Batbilge 12th Edition Crawler Allister 13th Edition Crawler Priestly 14th Edition Crawler Sinjin 15th Edition Crawler Herot         16th Edition Crawler Azin         17th Edition Crawler Ossie 18th Edition Crawler Coolie 19th Edition Crawler Forkith 20th Edition Crawler Tin         21st Edition Crawler Drakea 22nd Edition Crawler Carl         25th Edition

Several entries have multiple entries and some of Crawler Carl's entries are planning notes for various assaults. They are obviously more spoiler filled than any other entry.

If you notice any Dungeon Anarchist Cookbook posts that I have missed please message me with the book and chapter that it is found in and I will get it added

Finally, if you actually here to find out about me (aww bless your heart!) then you can check the tags:

cairfrey life cairfrey thoughts cairfrey teaches reblogs

Anyway, loves to all.