#DAMN I FORGOT THE MONOCLE

[tanasha-not-yet]

m))) nice)))

i got worse at rendering after not doing it in a while! who could have guessed! for real though his half-finished no-reference shrek-green hands look better than his face because i didn't blend anything. i don't like how much time it takes, i'll be honest - i'll gladly stick to flat colors unless i find a quicker way

his facial structure isn't based off of a real three-dimensional head which is a mistake but your honor im in love with my august sketch i can't reference anything else 🥺

here it iss! my biggest drawing achievement i can't stop talking about, i really like how he turned out here and i try making my greylock look like this every time

so yeah redrawwwwww

[twosoulss77]

Lucifer realise he likes the radio demon at last🍎🥺🦌

Inspired from chapter 20 by @morningstarwrites ‘s fic. I’m gonna keep this as a memo for when they will finally get together ahah

[bootychomper]

Drawing from a young age is painful bro, nobody warned me about the 2 year burnout after drawing for days weeks months straight. I finished a drawing for the first time in months, I'm proud of myself but it was both therapeutic and the most stressfull thing ever💔

Anyways

I don't usually post my art on here, maybe I should start doing that but eh. I'm gonna try to start drawing more fanart maybe but I felt like redesigning an old oc,, for some reason she was always at the bottom of my list for redesigning and i don't really get that now I forgot how much I loved her.

[harleehazbinfics]

for cannibal!reader how about when she found catalastor (a.k.a. cursed cat alastor) and she gave it so much attention to the point alastor was annoyed and jealous he isn't the centre of attention😂 thought it was funny and a cute idea

The Fucking Cat

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"(y/n) where the fuck did you get that?" Husk asks you mildly hissing at the cat in your arms.

It was the cutest little thing you had ever seen. He was colored red with black tips, funny looking eyes and a sickly grin that reminded you of a certain someone. It was of course, non-other than Alastor himself, the little feline even donned a little monocle of his own.

"Him? I was out in town for a while buying some meat and this little guy followed me all the way here. I just couldn't leave him by himself!" you exclaim hugging him tightly. You peppered the cat kisses which he, surprisingly, accepted with a loud purr.

Alastor's eye twitching your display of affection for the cat. Despite being in his image, he disliked the intimacy you had for the cat. You just met the damn thing for only 20 minutes and you've grown attached to it.

He begins to regret asking you to go to town for him.

Seeing you play with the cat on the carpet while it snuggled closer and closer to your face with a contented look on its face made him pull his ears back in displeasure.

Alastor thought that the cat would go back where it came from after a day, however, he underestimated how much the two of you had bonded. Wherever you went, the vicious little thing would follow you and hiss at anybody that tried to get close, feeling territorial over you.

It didn't help that after serving Alastor his meals, you'd also feed the cat with food similar to his. You played with it a lot. You took it on walks. Hell, you even gave it a bath! And it didn't even try scratch you once!

The following days made Alastor irritated, his ears always pulled backward when you walked beside him with a cat on your shoulder. With a tantalizing smirk at Alastor, the cat nudges you, asking for your attention. Alastor narrows his eyes then finally pulling the cat away from you by pinching the back of its neck, then flings it off at the distance then closing the distance between you.

"Ah!" you yelp initially worried for the cat, but blush heavily when you feel Alastor's body nudging yours.

The little thing comes scuttling back on his tiny legs now armed with a knife which you cooed at. However, Alastor made his shadow pick it up and cage him.

"It seems you forgot the memo, but I dislike sharing," Alastor announces, hair flaring out, "Go find something else to latch on to, understood?"

The cat huffs and gives one final hiss at Alastor before scampering back to the hotel finding other (evil) things to do.

You glimpse at Alastor wide eyed mouth pursed before rolling your lips, "Sooo, were you jealous of--"

"Do you want me to shut that mouth for you? Now take my hand, we have much to do today."

"Yes, Sir!" 💕

🔗TAGLIST:

@bonnie-02, @marxo5, @whaatttlaufey, @froggybich, @rybunnie, @midorichoco

(art: alastor commits yeet on cat)

[timeslipcamp]

thoughts on episode 1

continuing on with the reread!! i've actually been loving reading all of these again, it's been MONTHS since i read it. kaito and luca are so fucking funny i love these dudes

spoilers through ep 15

right off the bat we have tohma being introduced with the flash to the dark background and it is SO funny to me that that's how they chose for us to meet him in a chapter where mr long legs is the antagonist 😭 it's so funny

also LOOOOOVE how gossipy the frostheim students are GIVE ME THE TEA i forgot completely that we got some dirt on the jin/tohma/yuri situation this early

yesss keep going girl keep talking what else did you hear!!! also "disgraced himself" cant wait to find out what yuri actually did ugh. oh whoops well there's the spoiler tag i need to add then my b

anyways i love petty tohma he's so insane. his backhandedness was wasted in vagastrom i'm glad he's in a populace that can fully appreciate how petty he is. do you think he wore a monocle in vagastrom too?

honestly one of my only complaints about this story is that we don't see more of the classes. i would LOVE to sit in on an anomalous law lecture, or even biology. it would be soooo interesting to learn some of that. could just be the nerd in me but whatever

also what the fuck is moby dude. i know i've said it before in my faculty post but he's got to be an anomaly of some sort which makes his behavior so insane towards the ghouls. on the other hand, if he's in the chancellor's ear all the time complaining about these ghouls that are killing anomalies.........

idk there's no real theories there i just don't trust him lol

jin's introduction will never not be insane to me

put your leg DOWN you FREAK

that being said i was in love with him right away smh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ iconic showstopping etc etc

also love that they were looking into dante almost immediately after this year started

i guess they could also be referring to jiro but he wasn't dead, just in a coma. i'm like 90% sure they're talking about dante coming back considering that comes up again in subsequent episodes

oh wait actually i just got further in the episode and they're talking about the case we're going on.....so does that mean tohma was lying when he said these were low ranking missions since he already suspected it was something strong?

(edit, finished the episode: yes lmao jin suspected there was something stronger so they looked into it anyways)

also! hyde says he hasn't seen jin's face in about half a year. so put the betrayal at about six months before the year started in the timeline!

episode one is also where we get the first mentions of jin not being able to use his stigma. god i forgot how long episode one is, there's so much info. i feel like episode one could've easily been like, three or four anime episodes. i love kaito and luca's dynamic and it's so fun to read through it all over again

it is also fun to see how much they teased in this first episode. we got the yuri/jin drama mention with yuri's reaction to just mentioning frostheim (and jiro just being great in general as usual)

I FORGOT ABOUT RIKU AND SORA oh my goddddd shoutout to all the kingdom hearts fans

new runner up for funniest moment in the script is mc saying that she blinked when kaito took the selfie

oh super interesting--when that announcement goes off from the paintings, it shows haku, yuri (&jiro), and tohma reacting to the news. haku and yuri both used to be in frostheim and tohma is now. granted, we don't know a lot of other ghouls at this point, but it's interesting that those were the three shown. damn what episode does that get revealed in? gonna up the spoiler warning just in case lol

screaming

they really do kinda have tohma set up as a red herring for the traitor don't they? or even the whole yuri tohma incident. the only reason i really say red herring is that it's almost too apparent, like a misdirect. like here, look this way! shady petty boy has too much info! someone left jin already! it feels like a very obvious set up. honestly i'm not mad about it, it adds a whole other level of suspicion to the whole situation and that'll make the reveal that much cooler when it happens

this exchange is also really interesting in retrospect. we know rui was in clementia, but did he have some sort of history with helping people darkwick thought he shouldn't? i'm about to go reread some of rui's interactions, i know he and haku have a lot of history (and a lot beyond what we even know at this point) but this kind of makes me think that rui would have been put in the "dissidents" category that keeps getting brought up

and then the end of this conversation is so crazy in retrospect. he definitely knows what happens. it's making me think that those others that haru and taiga mentioned (gen & co) had at least one of them that tried to run or something and that's how they ended up in this situation, at least partially. maybe that's why haku ends up on darkwick's side (to save his own hide) or potentially that's why he's considering flipping back to the ghouls side. the whole interaction here with rui and then haku warning mc against doing anything feels like a crazy hint, but i don't know to what yet

"I have earned a great amount of trust from the staff at Darkwick." tohma continues to be shady smh. still don't think he's the traitor though, just a double agent of sorts.

sidenote: luca bowing to jin and introducing himself while fucking COVERED in anomaly blood and still in the basement surrounded by bodies is so good i love him sm. also him covering kaito's eyes so he doesn't look at the match PLEASE

all in all this is such a good introductory episode. it's long as hell but it has good introductions with characters, with the school, with the threat of discipline, a good starter anomaly and mystery--it's so good. it kicks off one of the minor subplots of betrayal and then also teases info about the clash....ugh just good all around imo

10/10

also tohma's in love with jin thanks bye

[thegaycondor]

i hate cosplaying when i know fashion history because i will be sitting there planning a cosplay like " i think his silhouette would suit a wider leg, like maybe a 1940s evening suit could work. except the fucking top hat. top hat doesn't suit 1940s at all, with the war rations on fabric and all. and the cloak leans more towards victorian. i think the only way i could get away with this is by doing a black tie formal late 1930s tux, which would call for a silk opera hat, and while the cape would be gauche for the period, it wouldn't be unthinkable. but the silhouette is now completely wrong. damn it. AND I FORGOT THE MONOCLE! "

[cubicaldeer]

Gordon Ramsey Catlastor making Jambalaya

I had a laughing fit after reading this, and in drawing this, perfect.

I also have NO idea how you make jambalaya, I tried 😔

FORGOT HIS MONOCLE DAMN IT

(Edit: A few friends of mine has informed me that the spoon may or may not look like smth else.. my bad, my bad.)

[ducknotinarow]

"We're always going to be unfinished business." ( VoxAl )

| muse interaction

Alastor smile was bared and wide as he aimed it at Vox. He never did tire over how much him simply exsisiting just nawed away at the other demon. It anything he indulged in it oh so much. Vox was very much the embodiment of all Alastor had a strong distaste in. Finding his newer fancy technology to be the superior formats despite how faulty it all was made. Then again, that just seemed to fit perfectly for Vox himself.

Alastor just got a good chuckle at the other demons expression. Oh just the mere mention oh seemed enough to make them so damn entertaining to the radio demon. "Seven years later and your still on about old news? As you called me?" Alastor smiles seems to grow a little sinister as he narrowed his eyes at them.

It was an insult on the radio demons name, but he had grow tried of all that after some time though he was eatting up what his sudden return seemed to stir up around the pride ring. How whisperings of his name seemed to easily get Vox here all so worked up. Seemed they were still hooked on the radio demon. It would be sad if Alastor didn't find it cute.

"We're always going to be unfinished business."

Alastor chuckles letting the static sound break through his laugh "awe how sweet Vox just can't get me outta ya head can ya?" He of course teases them over..was he wrong though? Considering how fixated Vox seemed to be on him? Hmm Alastor has to take it back about not missing much from his time away because that look on Vox's screen? Priceless! Clearly shown from how wide the radio demons smile got.

"Hmm though I shoild consider my self beyound faltered here by that statement. Despite you calling me old news thar no one shoild bother with you seem to have kept me in mind?" He eggs on as he let's the smugness leak out in his voice. Leaning in a bit closer to the other demon. Letting his voice lower despite the edge of a faint threat in there when he speaks.

"Oh don't worry Vox, you'll always remain my favorite to toy with after all."

Alastor waits a moment before he pulls away laughing loud enough for static to break past his voice. As he moves to clean off his monocle. "I do have to say I forgot how amusing you were to deal with might be worth returning just to get more of thar our of you. After all be rude not to pay you some attetion consider it seems I never left your mind for a second~"

[catnipcatastrophe]

Homestuck reread Act 1 Part 2 (Pages 27-51)

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In the last part of the reread. We got introduced to two Characters. John Egbert And TG. We left off at John about to look out his window. This time John gets to finally Look out His window, Hurrah.

> John: Look out window.

You see the view of your yard from your window.

Hanging from the tree is your TIRE SWING. In a kid's yard, a tree without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle. That is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN AT ALL.

Right I'll make a note of how to be a proper gentleman for later so i can do the exact opposite of that.

And there beside your driveway is the mailbox.

And theres the mailbox.

> John: Examine mailbox.

Oooohhhh he's got the reflection of outside in his glasses thats pretty neat.

The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing or whatever it is called is flipped up!

What the hell is that thing called anyway. You do not have time for these semantics. The red flippy-lever thing means you have new mail. And that means the beta might be here!

I don't know if thats true or not I've never experienced that kind of mailbox. The only Mailbox experience i've had is the one in the neighborhood where everyones mail goes and sometimes packages when the packages aren't delivered to the door.

> John: Go outside and check mailbox.

You are about to hurry down stairs when you hear a car pull into the driveway. It looks like your DAD has returned from the grocery store.

Oh great. He is beating you to the mail.

> John: Forget it. Check mail later.

Wow that sounds very defeated. He just gave up instantly. Looks like he doesn't really want to interact with his Dad either.

If you go down stairs to get it, he will likely monopolize hours of your time. You decide to chill out up here for a while until the dust settles.

Ah. He just wants to play games with his friends. Understandable.

Sometimes you feel like you are trapped in this room. Stuck, if you will, in a sense which possibly borders on the titular.

Haha. He's stuck. In room. Roomstuck.

And now your chum is pestering you again. The clockwork of friendship turns ceaselessly, operating the swing-lever dealies of harassment in perpetuity!

Whatever. The dude can just hold his damn horses.

Whoa John does Not have the patience for this.

> John: Examine games on CD rack.

Finally something to interact with that's not text. Also its just links to other places.

You've put countless manhours into this assortment of quality titles.

> John: Read COLONEL SASSACRE'S DAUNTING TEXT.

You decide to consult with the Colonel's bottomless wisdom. Good grief this thing is huge. It could kill a cat if you dropped it.

This bit is really fucking funny rereading it. How many people got caught off guard when friggilish/jaspers fucking died from book.

But to really dig into this hefty book, you will have to captchalogue it. You are not sure you are ready to logjam your other ARTIFACTS beneath it just yet.

Is logjam a word?

It is.

> John: Captchalogue fake arms again.

What did you just say?? You don't want to clog up your...

Oh, Jesus. In a momentary lapse of concentration, you accidentally captchalogue the arms again.

ARMS OBTAINED

> John: Set Pesterchum status to "bully".

You don't think the situation is quite dire enough to go all the way to "RANCOROUS", but you still feel the PESTERCHUM client should reflect your mood change in some way.

"BULLY" will have to do. You guess.

This unsurprisingly does nothing whatsoever.

I have two sides: :D and D:<

Oh, right, you forgot your chum is still pestering you.

> John: Answer chum.

[not showing the image with the page this time its just the computer again but with TG saying something different also wow that textbox is small]

TG back with the tutorials for John. Also TT gets a mention here.

Don't think i didn't notice John joking about being attracted to TG, TG saying thanks and then John instantly backpedaling with the "jk haha" i WILL be remembering this for later.

> John: Combine fake arms with cake.

That. uhhhhhhhh. sure? I guess????????

You stick the FAKE ARMS in the CAKE on your bed.

This definitely makes the CAKE at least 300% more hilarious. You're sure COLONEL SASSACRE would know the precise index of elevated hilarity.

Who is Sassacre anyway is he a real person I never checked that

Looked it up I don't think he's real.

> John: Allocate hammer to strife specibus.

Oh look at all of those Abstratuses there are.

why the fuck is there a fireextkind. How is that a weapon?

You check the back of your STRIFE SPECIBUS for the KIND ABSTRATUS you have in mind for it.

> John: Select "HAMMER".

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS has been ALLOCATED with the HAMMERKIND ABSTRATUS.

The HAMMER has been moved from your CAPTCHALOGUE DECK to your STRIFE DECK.

Aw yeah here we go he has the weapon.

> John: Report progress to TG.

It will be very relevant.

> John: Captchalogue Colonel's big book.

Now that you've got some space in your SYLLADEX to work with, you figure you might as well start squandering it immediately.

Ordinarily this ridiculous book would be way too heavy to carry around in any practical way. You guess maybe this is one respect in which the cards present some convenience.

How Long has captchaloguing existed in the homestuck cannon anyways. At what point did someone find out how to do this. Like holy fucking shit if this was real this would be incredible and useful and probably expensive.

> John: Examine GameBro Magazine.

> John: Read article.

NGL that guy kinda looks like Logan Paul. Or Jake Paul. probaly one of the two the only thing i really know about them is that there was a controversy at one point.

> John: Captchalogue GameBro.

It might come in handy if you ever need something that burns easily.

Just a hunch but I don't think John likes GameBro.

> John: Captchalogue magician's hat.

You expend your final card on the MAGICIAN'S HAT.

> John: Get funny glasses too.

We can't forget about the funny glasses how else will I know when to laugh.

You don't have a free card in your SYLLADEX!

However, you are able to MERGE the BEAGLE PUSS with the MAGICIAN'S HAT to create a CLEVER DISGUISE.

It's called a Beagle Puss?

Okay then.

> John: Wear disguise to fool dad.

Holy shit it's Zoosmell Pooplord.

John? Who is this "John" you speak of? You are quite certain there has never been, nor ever will be...

Keeping note of this one for later. Which is to say Act 5 Act 2 later. Which is a really long ways away. Yeah, this is a really shitty disguise. While you are wearing the items, they remain on the card, but it is temporarily removed from the deck, thus freeing up the cards beneath it.

That sounds very helpful.

Oh and the cursor is here again for the third time unless i forgot one.

> John: Leave room.

Oh It's a poster of Zoosmell Pooplord. And a Harlequin.

You exit into the HALLWAY.

On one wall hangs a picture of a fella who sure knows how to have a laugh, a man after your own heart. You always thought he looked a lot like Michael Cera. But your DAD swears on the many HALLOWED TOMBS of Egypt that it is not. You're not sure about that though.

That would be because it's Zoosmell Pooplord, and not Michael Cera.

On the other wall is one of your DAD'S stupid clowns. Or HARLEQUINS, as he is quick to correct anyone who would venture such brazen assumption.

> John: Go downstairs.

The accursed odor of fresh baking wafts into your newfound nostrils. Something is brewing in the KITCHEN. It must be the connivings of your arch nemesis, BETTY CROCKER, and the rich, buttery aroma of her plot stinks to high heaven.

Little did he know how right he was.

This mission is going to be more difficult than you imagined.

> John: Admire harlequins.

You check out the shelves of FANCIFUL HARLEQUINS.

Look at this fucking garbage. You hate this stuff. Funny is funny, but your DAD sure can be a real cornball.

Sometimes at night you pray for burglars.

Holy shit i forgot how much he fucking despises those things.

> John: Examine fireplace.

A bright orange flame flickers in the FIREPLACE. It doesn't matter that it's April and not terribly chilly outside. In a home, a FIREPLACE needs a fire, because that's what FIREPLACE is for. A fire BELONGS in a FIREPLACE, dammit, cata(ptcha)gorically, at all times, without exception.

As domestic myth of unaccountable origin holds, a home borrows the spirit of the flame for as long as it makes a guest of it, much as the moon takes liberty with the sun's rays.

"The moon's an arrant thief, and her pale fire she snatches from the sun." -Mark Twain

You are almost certain Mark Twain said that.

Mark Twain did say that I would know I was there.

> John: Toss GameBro into fire.

It doesn't burn as quickly as you hoped.

Each GAMEBRO MAGAZINE is guaranteed to be printed on 40% recycled asbestos. For big ups to Mother Earth, yo.

And there goes GameBro. Goodbye Gamebro you will not be missed.

> John: Fondly regard cremation.

I don't think He's going to regard it very fondly.

And thats another 30 images and 51 total pages down. Hurrah.

Tune in next time for when John regards the cremation of GameBro.

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[wrestoftheheart]

you know what speaking of this level actually has me realising more and more about this game like the insane mesh of the storyline where anka’s father literally disappears at the start of the game and his mother is arrested on a false pretence and he has to go all the way to the town square (?) to get her back and also save a cat from a tree and also best that one man with a monocle (i forgot what he even looks like)………… i dont even remember how we progressed from that to the stables plotline and how we even progressed from THAT to the Freaking mines. oh god the mines were CRAZY. the dynamite and the conclusion of the dad after so many god damn chapters actually had younger me seeing the world in RED

this might be the most niche thing i have ever posted but has anyone ever seen / tried / played ‘anka’? this was one of my favourite childhood games ever since i knew how to use a computer (along with purble palace). i don’t remember the plot so well but i do remember that i loved the beginning stages of the game (the crossword, the hen puzzle, the egg puzzle) but ive never EVER hated a game level as much as this one!!! i swear, nothing made 11 year old me as angry as this god forsaken level. this stupid disgusting unearthly Creature would always best me in the most humiliating way possible till i actually gave up and kept repeating the same old routine until finally, i miraculously beat this ugly fuck

[hazbinbargainbin]

✍ I wanna see... the horrible Buck...

Send me '✍' and I will draw your muse horribly on MSPaint

//I cannot believe I’m gonna have to censor something here

[karinacapybara]

It was funnier in my head

[heartshapedbubble]

HELLO EVERYONE !! It's xmas eve and I decided to round up my commission work with this cute little oneshot my commissioner requested🥰🥰consider this my xmas gift to you all !! Remember to take care of yourselves and spend quality time with your loved ones💓

"family", an idv oneshot📕🧸

no warnings at all this is just pure fluff, FOUND FAMILY FUCK YEAH!!!!!!, a tad short i fear, reader's gender not specified as usual

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"____!" You suddenly heard a voice call you.

"Oh. There you are, Memory." You glanced up at the little girl standing in the snow. There was a shit eating grin on her face as she was gripping something with her hands tightly. You tilted your head in curiosity. "And there's my..."

"Scarf!" She grinned.

You sighed. "I've been looking for it the whole day. Now... mind giving it back?"

"No way!" She poked her tongue at you and ran.

"Oh yo- you little shit!" You yelped, and got yourself going for that brat. "Give it back! I'm gonna tell your da- your brothe- whatever he is!" Your legs slowly started to deceive you, yet Memory still ran and ran in the seemingly endless snow. It was a beautiful snowy day - the sun's glow filled up the crystal snow with light and brought warmth to pale faces and rosy red noses.

"God... damn it." You lifelessly plopped down into the crunchy layer of snow. "I'm no match for these youngsters nowadays."

"Looks like Memory had you breathless." A gentle voice from behind woke you from your "nap." It was Orpheus - his cheeks puffed up and turned bright red in color from the cold, and he had a kitschy winter coat over his usual classy attire. "Need something to warm you up?" He offered you a cup of hot chocolate. "Definetly." You picked yourself up from the snow and took the cup from his hand. You forgot how fun of a feeling it was sensing the heat run from your fingertips to your knuckles, spinning the cup around so you don't burn yourself. "How come you're outside? You usually stay inside by the fireplace when the weather's like this. Looking for inspiration, I suppose?"

"Partially, yes." His lips slowly tilted into a smile as he spoke. "I wanted to see what you were doing. Looks like Memory has you as her target today, huh. You took her doll or something?" He chuckled as he wrapped his own scarf around your neck. "Have mine until you get yours back."

"Oh, thank you, really-" You had to be honest, he kind of suprised you with that gesture. "Well... not sure. She's been excitedly running around the manor all day - seems like she just wanted to go outside. You know how kids are with their snowy days and... snowman building and things."

You took a sip from your cup. The hot chocolate was simply perfect, the remaining chocolate pieces swirling around your tongue and the marshmallows melting in the corner of your mouth.

"Novelists and poets are the same as kids in that way, then. Can't even lie, I love snowy days. A ghoulish, scrawny autumn paysage turns into a crystal wonderland at least for a day. Isn't it magical?" He licked his lips. "Just look at the sun rays slicing through those icicles hanging off of the branches over there. Doesn't it remind you of a crystal chandelier for a second?"

"If you say so, Shakespeare", you said as you pinched his nose, "yet i'm more interested in the "snowball fight" aspect of it." You reached for a fistful of flaky snow and threw it at him.

"Hey! Now you're just using the fact that i'm defenseless against me! Don't make me grab my scarf back!" He laughed. "You got your scarf rightfully stolen, alright?"

"Your monocle too!"

"My... what?"

He reached for his face in horror.

"Orpheus. Your monocle. It's gone."

"Since when?"

"Since I saw you outside?"

He buried his face into his hands. "I... I didn't even notice... I'm so used to the feeling of it on my face that I lost it..."

You sighed. "Oh, Orphy... don't worry, you probably just tucked it away somewhere."

You slowly wrapped your arm around his shoulder - he responded by gently putting his head on your shoulder.

"Let's go for a walk to clear our minds, 'kay? At least I know what to get you this Christmas..."

~

"Hi guys!"

It was Memory. She was all dressed up from head to toe in her winter clothes - only her nose and mouth peered from between the brim of her cap and the edge of her scarf.

"Oh. It's you. Little gremlin."

She just grinned at your sarcastic remark. "I've got a suprise for you two guys..."

"...Buuuut?"

"...but there's one rule." She raised her little index finger into the air.

"...And that rule being?"

She suddenly yanked your scarf from behind her back. "Catch me first!" She yelled as she ran into the snow for the second time, your scarf waving behind her like a fiery trail.

"Get her!" You and Orpheus jumped up and ran. "We can't lose her this time!"

Memory's image in front of you started to wither in the shadow of the winter sun. You two were out of breath again, sweat freezing on your forehead, yet your eyes were on the prize and your legs somehow cooperated with you. You noticed you didn't even look at Memory anymore - just the trail of her footsteps that she left in the fluffy snow.

"I...cannot...run...anymore..." Orpheus whined as he threw himself into the snow. You weren't doing any better, either, dropping to your knees as you panted.

"You guys made it!" Memory yelled out in front of you. "Now for your prize..."

"What is it..?" Orpheus mumbled as he sat up in the snow.

She moved away, revealing three snowy figures - two big ones, and one small one nested between the big ones. "Ta-dah! Now for the finishing touches..."

She wrapped your scarf around one of the snowmen. "To be fair, looking at it from afar, it looks like you a bit." Orpheus chuckled under his breath.

As she approached the other big snowman, she clumsily pulled out a monocle - Orpheus' monocle - from the pocket of her coat and wedged it into the face of the snowman. "Guess we found your monocle." You poked fun at him while she set it. "It does look like you, though."

For the little one, she reluctantly took her doll, and placed it by its base. "Here it is!"

She turned around and bowed.

"Looks wonderful, Memo-" Orpheus said as she ran towards him and knocked him into the snow again. You simply gave up on scolding her - you rested your head in the snow, Memory making snow angels between you two.

"Seems like you spent a lot of time on it. What's the name of your little masterpiece, hm?" Orpheus wondered, carefully fixing her cap as she laid in the snow.

She pouted. "I... didn't think of that. Stop! Let me think."

A few seconds passed as she thought, drumming her frostbitten fingers on her cheek.

"I'll call it... family!"

[cars2-renaissance]

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT HIS MONOCLE

damn I knew he looked funny

I’m a bit rusty alright

Hold up, hold up, one of my niche and useless skills as a kid was learning to draw Professor Z extremely quickly and from memory (not because I liked him but because I hated him that much, this skill was entirely born of spite, hatred, and malice).

But this was like 9, 10 years ago?? I need to know if I’ve still got it

[nochiquinn]

campaign 3 episode 15: I hate it

I'm late bc I was watching yugioh with my partner

as one does

"good luck playing next to that tonight"

"save me liam"

laura's braids ❤

"cyrus had fucked up so deeply"

"meaty sword" is a euphemism from a 00's slash fic

cries

what's the bells hells poly ship name

t r a v i s

liam

laura

"youngin'"

"I'm literally bathing in wood chips"

fantasy uggs

"I wish to be difficult to kill" is a hell of a line

detect magic monocle???

"the wilds are fucked and we should abandon ship"

travis stop trolling your wife

"he just gave up at the end"

poor matt, it's 1v8 with every sentence that comes out of his mouth

me trying to answer any question my child asks

"like the shocker?"

"I don't believe in manmade spire change" SAM

flat exandrier

chetney: side quest cleanup time

map cam!!

"you can ride the donkey or you can take the tram, it is the same price"

chetney

somewhere in thedas shale's eyes light up

"they've got weird dead animal sayings"

horse girl imogen supremacy

imogen: I am aware of the general lifespan of horses around adventuring parties

SAMUEL

you ain't gettin me to no secondary location

we get it you own a thesaurus

"ooh, I speak marquesian"

THE SIT AND SPIN

god I want to give both of these people a swirly

oh, marisha has a stardew valley shirt!!

"they're smarter than they look" that's not hard

oh fuck o f f

"to see if the name sticks?"

22 is the new nein

"a 1 usually counts for two failures" "shut your mouth"

"you've got faces that say - " "run?"

I'm travis going through his notes early c1

"'I don't trust clarota' 'I don't trust clarota!' 'I! don't! trust! clarota!'"

I was waiting for a Nott the Best reference

this is an awkward exes conversation

"you have no spell slots. I filled them" 👀

ohhhhhhh

this is what happens when you date batman villains

crownset cavern 100% sounds like a pokemon route

two YEARS

"magically fascinating watching matt drag himself"

orym: I am uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today

fcg: I don't know what to do with that

"I said I'd be his friend" yeah and that's a threat

travis: clear ur fuckin corners

the psychic damage I took at the phrase "self-quarantine"

damn

oh I hate it

psyche-locks

liam commiting to the bit hard

this is a mass effect 1 elevator

something something the buried

"did he just change the music"

every time I see sam's shirt I think it's captain hammer

matt do not call initiative at 1 am

fuck I checked !runtime, he's gonna call initiative at 1 am

yes. yes! mister is LOOSE!

DE ROLO PEE BREAK

time rage!!

I hate it

dice are bonkers tonight

storm orb...broken...

travis: blood maledict me: [kill bill sirens]

dice are BONKERS tonight!!

marisha forgot how to chair so hard she thinks table is chair

oh, I've been working, I didn't realize the walls have a Cave Setting

"y'ant to" I am Seen

so much campaign 2 salt tonight

she's got nippleless anime tiddies

oh I hate it

"everybody pray to fcg"

can't wait for this plan to go to shit in the first six seconds

see? see? what'd I say

hey? hey matt? hey matthew? hey matthew what the f u c k

[masoqueen-official]

October of paperhat (inktober) 2021

Day 25 - obsession

We're all a little obsessed... xD

Hi! You know what time it is-

*inhale*

Debating whether or not moments of heat should be viewed let alone drawn even in poetic circumstances for the sake of--

NAH FUCK THAT I'M JUST MESSING AROUND WITH UUUU

This one started out really shitty

Like

Re al l y shitty (and messy clearly)

Hell, the margin sketch from the last page looked better! (see bellow)

And don't get me started on bh's hands again, man, i just cannot with those lmao. I especially can't do hands just- flat- dono why--

As for the quote i actually came up with as a daydream like every damn drawing anywa- SHHHHH SHU T UP

AHEm

It had multiple variations at first, mainly because i totally forgot what it said specifically which was kinda perfect so i wrote them down on my email draft（・∀・）

"...gaze...stay...etc."

The word wynsum is actually the original form of winsome derived from old english(?) then being changed from greek and into a standard word. But since bh is an eldritch bitc- being, i decided to use the old form. And you know me, i love them fancy words and synonyms >:)))

"Weather update": I'm going to look for shark fossils tomorrow so that should be fun hopefully! I'll try and do my best as always to brainstorm in the morning then start in the car... Will it be another "cute" art?! Will it actually be about the beach and the sun? Who knows! Maybe both! MAyBe i shOulD get some mOre ideaS, pRobBalY noT becAuSe thAt's kInda ThE pRoblEm if you get whAt I'M tryInG tO explaiN-

Anyhoo, that's basically it, thank u!

Oh yeah and i drew his monocle on the right side this time haha