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#DANISH ROYAL PAIN IN MY ๐
somedaytakethetime
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โจA collection of Kasper Schmeichel moments from the first two matches of the Euros 2024โจ
*lines up to be sexy. and Danish.*
*ignores bickering children*
*is an angry, or supportive, father depending on the child*
*is displeased with the state of the economy*
*struts around sexily and broodily*
*owns Denmark's sexiest back and looks amazing in pitch grass green*
*pulls up little oversized shorts like old man*
*makes girlblogger jealous by allowing random, middle aged men to stroke his cheek tenderly*
#that's what he's been up to these first two games
#'Sunny; the quality is trash'
#*Sunny is aware*
#don't look at them too closely just enjoy the vibes from far away
#this trash took me literally all afternoon so...
#he doesn't deserve any better i said it
#IN FACT
#HE DESERVES EVEN WORSE FOR ALL THAT HE DOES TO ME
#Kasper Schmeichel
#king thicccness
#danish captain america
#Danish royal pain in my ๐
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*Whitney Houston singing I Will Always Love you in the background*
#Kasper Schmeichel
#AND MY VERSION IS: TOAD SINGING I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU IN THE BACKGROUND
#I MISS YOU BITCH WHERE ARE YOU???
#POST A DAMN SUNSET
#THE SUN SETS IN BELGIUM TOO I KNOW THAT MUCH
#king thicccness
#Danish royal pain in my ๐
#p.s. thank you Kitty for all the wonderful musically inclined Toad tiktoks
#i love you very much and i wouldn't be able to live without you <3
#and all the marvellous hilarious content you show me <3
#how's that?
#who else would i lose my sanity with if not you queen
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somedaytakethetime
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*muffled whining*
#it could be muffled moaning...
#IF HE ACTUALLY POSTED SOMETHING THAT IS
#IN THE NAUGHTY CORNER HE GOES
#THAT'S WHERE HE BELONGS
#I HAVE TO SCOUR THE EARTH FOR EVEN A DROPLET OF CONTENT
#BECAUSE THIS OLD ASS GERIATRIC ASS MAN WON'T GIVE ME *censored*
#Kasper Schmeichel
#king thicccness
#DANISH ROYAL PAIN IN MY ๐
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somedaytakethetime
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Riveting content ๐๐ฎโ๐จ
#will i *ever* get a selfie from him again?
#no i won't
#*heavy pained sigh*
#Kasper Schmeichel
#king thicccness
#Danish Royal Pain in my ๐
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Reunited with his one true love again ๐ฅฐ
#will you look at that...
#colour me surprised.. ๐
#he loves his sauna more than he loves his mother i swear..
#it's Benji P. with that little abs roller wheel thingie
#and Kas with the sauna...
#these sports guys have such weird fondness for things...
#i would love this sauna too... IF I COULD SEE HIS REFLECTION IN THE GLASS
#BUT NOOOOO HE HAS TO HIDE ALL THE WAY IN THE CORNER
#HEAVEN FORBID I SEE YOUR THIGH RIGHT KASPER PETER???
#HEAVEN FORBID A BITCH EVEN GET A SINGLE GLIMPSE OF YOU OUT IN THE WILD
#*grumble grumble*
#Danish Royal Pain in my ๐
#king thicccness
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Other girlies: the highest of high def. content, tons of it all the time
Me:
#HOW IS THIS ANY FAIR????
#HOW COME I DON'T GET ANYTHING HM??
#I SHOULD UNSTAN THIS MAN HE DOESN'T GIVE ME ANYTHING TO GO FROM OR FOR
#WHERE ARE YOU YOU DANISH BASTARD???
#YOU SHOULD BE DROPPING SELFIES LEFT AND RIGHT BEFORE YOU START BALDING DUE TO MIDDLE AGE ๐ค๐ค๐ค
#i'm just upset... ๐๐ he'll never bald he's an unproblematic king
#if his father -who is a big mess mind you- isn't balding then he surely won't bald either
#he'll only look better and better as he ages too... ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
#UNFAIR THAT I CAN'T SEE IT THOUGH ๐ค๐ค
#man out there looking sexy and foxy as hell and won't even take a sneaky selfie now and again.... *heavy dramatic sigh*
#love him in private men are embarrassing indeed
#Kasper Schmeichel
#king thicccness
#Danish Royal Pain in my ๐
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somedaytakethetime
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*sniffle*
#SHE'S BACK WITH THE SAME OLD JOKES LET'S GO ๐
#BUT IT'S TRUE I MISS HIM ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
#HE FALLS OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET EVERY TIME AND I HATE THAT ๐ญ
#I HATE THIS MAN WHERE IS HE????
#THE SUN RISES AND SETS IN BELGIUM TOO KASPER WHAT THE HELL???
#king thicccness
#Danish Royal Pain in my ๐
#Spotify
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The only man that has me randy over neon green clothes.. ๐ฉ
#but...
#couldn't find anything even baggier could you Kasper?
#couldn't get clothes that are even more ill fitting on you could ya??
#heaven forbid you wear a b**** short or a tight jersey...
#heaven forbid i get to see one of your thighs.. imagine the horror ๐
#Kasper Schmeichel
#king thicccness
#Danish Royal Pain in the ๐โข
#oh and let me not forget
#my beloved former bee Thomas <3
#Thomas Delaney
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