#DEKU’S LIL UwU FACE!!!!!!

[tteokdoroki]

bestie bestie bestie pup boy bakugou in rut adn fucking his bunny girl gf n' he breeds her and- yeah

— “bitch bunny.” + katsuki bakugou.

bestie,,, bestie dont get me started on this!!! i made this gender neutral 🥺 so i hope you don’t mind uwu!!

pairing: german shepard!bakugou x bunny + gender neutral!reader

cw: smut, MDNI 18+, hybrid!pairing, slight!dub-con, oral sex, some degradation and dirty talk. reader is gender neutral and has no pronouns but i think i used slit once aaa!!

can you imagine being a hybrid!bunny adopted by deku, shy and timid— a shaky darling thing with a twitching nose and floppy bunny ears that fall over your face when you get nervous or flustered. izuku is nice, he takes care of you and brings you home from that god awful shelter. his place is warm and safe and oh, he’s got a little puppy friend for you to play with.

katsuki.

he’s mean, an awful german shepard!hybrid who snarls at you when izuku isn’t looking— steals your food, nips at your ankles and tears up your clothes. you hate him, you hate that you let him make you cry but don’t dare to snitch because you fear what he might do to you. katsuki had lived with deku longer, been loved longer and you were just a stupid bunny who was lucky to even be here. or so the blonde had told you over and over, backing you into a corner when your owner wasn’t looking.

he doesn’t mean it. is what izuku tells you when he gets you both ready for bed at night, hybrids need special care and izuku likes to bathe you together— bakugou stares at your body hungrily like you’re a piece of meat. kacchan can play nice, he’s just a little rough sometimes. another excuse.

a little rough doesn’t even begin to cover it.

not when katsuki has you pinned to the bed by a strong arms, cruel smirk spread widely across his cherry lined lips while your precious, meaty thighs shake either side of his head. “look at’cha bunny, shakin’ like a fuckin’ leaf ‘n i ain’t even touched’ya yet,” bakugou growls with a yank of your fluffy rabbit tail. your sex spasms, arousal staining the surrounding areas and dripping heavily onto the cotton sheets of deku’s bed. “poor lil bunbun trapped in heat, ‘n i’m the only one left’ta deal with ya....”

lust is heavy in his tone, blood red eyes dilating while he watches your hips jump up in desperation for some kind of friction and touch. “kat...katsuki, please...it hurts,” and it does, more than any of the mean words he’d thrown at you before. there’s heat burning in your lower tummy, spreading through the blood in your veins as your hole clenches around nothing and leaks pathetically under bakugou’s watchful gaze.

the blonde makes a feral noise in the back of his throat, pointed puppy ears twitching at your needy sounds— the broken moans that bubble from chapped lips. “yeah bunny?” he says breathless, voice lowering deep and husky. “it hurts not ta ‘ave a cock in ya huh? reaching deep in that tight, dirty fuckin’, scratchin’ that itch that you’re fingers can’t reach...” katsuki mutters filthy words into the plains of your skin, tongue dragging along your thighs as he approaches your sex— marking and biting a pathway towards it. his sharp canines sink harshly into the flesh that he moulds between large hands.

your chest rises and falls with your rapid, beating bunny heart— fear consuming you as your innermost instincts have been switched on. katsuki is a dog and you’re merely his prey for the evening, a darling little toy for him to take advantage of in your time of need. “katsu—“ you beg him, twisting and writing against the bed once more.

“what?” he snaps, fangs and gums bared in an impatient growl. he’d waited too long to have you spread out beneath him like this, smelt the slick from your heat dripping down your thighs— tasted the want in the air as you tried to fuck that itch away from yourself with stupid toys and your useless hands. “can’t eat yer stupid lil hole out if y’keep makin’ me waste my breath talkin’ to ya, bunny. don’cha want me to make it go away? take away the pain with my fat cock?”

“katsuki please, make it go away, make it stop hurting,”

katsuki’s head dips lower and lower until his nose is pressed right up against your slit, breathing in your sweet scent until his eyes roll back in his skull and his brain becomes cloudy with ideas of how you might fuckin’ taste, how tight you must really fuckin’ be. god, he’d thought about taking your puckered hole for far too long, taking you on his dick until your bunny ears droop and you’re reduced to a puddle of tears. but now that he’s got you, nothing but sex on your mind while you ooze sweet honey from his proximity to your core, all bakugou can think about is lapping you up like the fuckin’ dog he is and slobbering all over the sweetness between your meaty thighs.

“like it when you beg like a little bunny bitch in heat fer my fuckin’ dick babe, but s’too fuckin’ bad. wanna eat ya instead.” bakugou snarls, tail thumping on the bed as he finally latches onto your sex with teeth and tongue and the taste of you on his fucking brain. when he glances up at you between your shaky legs and give another tug to the fluff of your tail, your cute nose twitches and your watery eyes cross— the pain in your belly ignites into a bright flame of pleasure as you finally get what you need for your heat to subside.

katsuki’s tongue runs laps across every inch of your sex, sucking on you, drinking up the evidence of your arousal before it has time to further dirty your thighs— your fingers push through his mass of blonde locks and tug at his puppy dog ears until he whimpers into your hole that he plunges his pink muscle in and out of. “look at’cha bunny, makin’ a mess in that damn deku’s bed. what’s he gonna say when he finds you cummin’ on this tongue of mine, his sweet little bun ain’t so innocent are they?” he teases, fingers coming up to prod and pull and pinch at your slick and intimate parts he also greedily feasts on.

“he—he wouldn’t, katsuki please don’t— oh fuck— i don’t want izu to see me like this,” you blubber with crossed eyes and skittering breath. the dog between your legs slots bites gently at your core, teeth grazing your intimate parts causing you to jump up and tug his hair closer to your needy, trembling body.

“bullshit, needy bitch.”

lewd sounds of your own sloppiness make your ears droop and cover your humiliated face, shame burning at the tips of your ears even worse than the hotness flashing through your body. you’re embarrassed, by your own dirtiness, by your desperation to be fucked by your owners awful companion. would izuku be disappointed in you? see you different from your usually shy and innocent self? you feel so much shame and yet you can’t feel yourself to pull away from the german shepard hybrid between your legs, sucking on you like you’re his last meal.

but you can’t bring yourself to feel shame, the thought of your precious owner walking in on you stretched over katsuki’s tongue and thick fingers— marked up and tainted, makes you gush and squirm. what would you do if his bright green eyes saw the sin his two darling hybrids were committing on his own bed? you’re naughty, bakugou’s made you naughty and that’s exactly what he wanted. to ruin you during your heat.

“you wanna cum, slutty bunny?” his tail thumps harder against the mattress, his hips grinding circles into the bed like his stuck in a rut, his own cock hard and heavy in his shorts while he makes you see stars and feel as if you’re on cloud nine. you nod and a dark chuckle reverberates through your body. “‘s too bad...” katsuki pulls away from you before you can tumble over the edge, sheen of your arousal painted across his chin— shining under dim light.

“k-katsuki?”

like a dirty dog, he wipes his mouth on his arm and smiles, mischief glinting in his eye. your heart rate spikes, nose and precious bunny earth twitching with nervousness and excitement.

“too bad, y’cum while ‘m breeding you on this cock, sort this heat out right.”

[fishfarmfrankie]

Crackhead Hcs for being with the MHA boys

Tw; I swear but we known that, kinda cringe

These are just some crackhead headcanons I have for being in a relationship with the boys from My Hero and your guys special little weirdo thing

Izuku Midoriya

fuckin baby talk

You seem to have gotten into a bad habit of baby talking Izuku all the time, then he started doing the same to you. Now you guys can’t stop.

You’ll be sitting together at lunch with Ochaco and Iida, and you’ll notice that Izuku has some food at the corner of his mouth. Forgetting that there’s other people around, you’ll wipe it with his shirt and start babbling; 

Y/N-  “Awww bwaby iz so mwessy~ herw I’ll cwean it all ups foa yu moi lil cutie zuzu 🥺🥺”

Deku- “Twank yu babygirl, ywou’re sow pwerfect and noice i lobe yu so mwuch baby UwU”

Y/N- *Pinching Midoriya’s cheeks*  “ey lobe yu twu UwU”

Frankly, everyone is disgusted. As am I.

Bakugou Katsuki

Sometimes when the two are you are arguing you literally just start growling at each other. 

Like once the two of you were just cooking in the kitchen of the UA dorms making dinner and started fighting over who’s the better chef. Y’all get so caught up in the argument with butted heads, puffed out chests and razor sharp eye contact you don’t even notice how foolish the two of you look while you stand there growling at each other like wild wolves. But way more cringey.

When Kiri spots you two. At first he thought you were going in for a kiss but after further investigation he noticed that the both of you were making weird gargling noises without leaning in. 

He thought it best to show the rest of the Bakusquad

Denki is now convinced you two are furries.

Todoroki Shoto

YOU TWO OF YOU ARE ALWAYS FUCKING MATCHING AND I’M NOT SURE IF THIS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED SWAG YOLO OR CRINGEY ASF

As with most things, it started out innocent enough. You had found matching chains and decided to get one for Shoto, everyone thought it was cute, so you moved on colour coordinating outfits. Then shopping together, now you two literally just wear the same outfits, with the same accessories, SAME EVERYTHING. IT’S JUST SO OBNOXIOUSLY IN YOUR FACE LIKE WSERTDRFYTGUYH

Individuality said no🤩

At least when you two pull up to a party y’all PuLl uP

This do be you two tho:

Ejirou Kirishima

Kirishima just randomly bites you. All the fucking time. Sometimes they hurt and sometimes they’re just little gentle ones, but it’s just so aimlessly stupid yet frequent to the point where you don’t even acknowledge it anymore. 

It’s a common occurrence for you to be chilling out on the couch with Sero and Denki, lying upside down with your legs sprawled on the back edge of the couch, when Kiri just walks in, grabs your ankle, bites it, and then leaves to go back outside.

Baku-   “WHAT THE- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?”

Y/N-       “huh? Oh I don’t know he just does that sometimes.”

Baku-     “I- fuck it I’ll never understand you weirdos.”

No one knows when this started, people wonder if it’ll ever end. Either way, it’s cute so you’re fine.

Accurate depiction of Kirishima with his S/o:

Denki Kaminari

Too many crackhead quirks in this relationship to count

Most notably the fact that you two have pretty much devised your own language based purely off of old vines and Tik Toks.

This isn’t really an uncommon thing in relationships (i guess i wouldn’t know), but the problem is that you two do it so fucking much that it pollutes all of class 1-A.

NOW TODOROKI GENUINELY BELIEVES THAT HITTING THE WOAH IS A PERFECTLY VALID FORM OF COMMUNICATION AND YOU’RE ALL OSTRACIZED FOR BEING THE CRINGEY CLASS THAT IS STILL REFERENCING DEEZ NUTS BUT THAT’S JUST BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS THAT IT MEANS ‘DO YOU WANT SOME?’ FFS THIS IS WHY AIZAWA IS RETIRING AT AN EARLY AGE

Sero Hanta

The nicknames smfh😔

It started with ‘Bae’ and ‘my other half’ but now you’re straight up unironically calling him ‘❣💫Big🥵Dick✨Papi😩” and “ 💞Pennis🤤The👅Menace 😘”

Not even in text you guys just call each other this without realizing sometimes in class

Y/n- “Hey honeybear can i borrow a pen”

Sero- “Sure Mi Amor, hey you coming to training after school?”

Y/N- “I don’t know Hunky~boo I have some homework to do and-”

Sero- “Listen Mamacita if you join in we can have some fun afterwards, huh?”

Y/N- “Yes daddy😳.”

U M   Y’ A L L 

[pinkchanelbag]

baby i am having writer’s block

do u have any hcs i can look at

gonna do that control c then v

uwu

NOT THE CRTL C+V

hmmm lemme think........

megumi lets his head hang to the side when you’re saying some dumb/funny shit that’s amusing him or making him feel fondly.

also when his neck is sore he rolls and cracks it and groans really softly under his breath.

IDK MAN IDK BUT HE HAS KITTEN SNEEZES MAN.

all his stupid sweatshirts and crewnecks are oversized so his stupid collarbones are on display.

uses hand grips to keep his hand muscles moving (for his jujutsu, which is tediously reliant on intricate shapes) so he’ll be using the hand grips while studying or lounging watching tv in the common room (kinda like deku tehe).

just between you and me ‘cause it’s embarrassing for him, he struggles EVERY SINGLE DAY to do up that top button on his school uniform. he’s like craning his face back, lil double chin out, pouting and trying to get the stupid button done up between looking down at it and looking at it in the mirror. it’s a struggle.

i know he’s 15 but you can’t tell me gojo didn’t teach his ass how to drive when he was like 9. stick shift too hehe.

literally don’t tug on his hair not even as a joke, god forbid you do it with other people around he literally cannot stop the moan he lets out every time.

[astheroid]

Ka-Kacchan 😫💦 (Bakugouwu x reader SMUT 🤯)

Author-chan here!!!!!! I decided to write for my bb Kacchan bc hes just such a cutie >.< hehe anyways ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I walked into the hero association with my long Blonde hair flowing in the wind. “SARAH!!” Deku called, walking over to me. “Baka-Deku, what do you wabt?” I asked, making a cute face. “I heard Kacchan wants youuuuu” he said raising his green puffy eyebrows. “Ka-Kacchan?? Why.. why would he ever want me?” I asked, batting my bright blue eyes in his directuon. “I do not know Sara-chan” he answered, blushing bright red. “I think… he might have a crush on you” I GASPED!! (author’s note: UwU OMGGG IT’S GETTING ~SPICYYYY~) I smiled sweetly at deku before hopping over to Bakugou, flipping my hair over m shoulder. “Ohio K-Kacchan, what do you want?” I said, trying to be tough. He glared at me pomeranian hair sticking up as I touched him. “NOTHING YOU BITCH!!” He yelled, shoving me. I started crying. “BAKA-KUGOU WHY DID YOU DO THAT????” I yelled. He lookd at me. “Idk you’re just ugly.” He said and walked away. I touched my frail wrist and realized it was broken. I went to the doctor’s and got it fixed, mad at Kacchan te whole way. I saw Kacchan after work and went to be mad at him. “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?????” I screamed activating my Ice Quirk. “You’RE JUST AN UGLY STUPID EXTRA!!” Ye glared at me, hands booming. “IF I’M SO UGLU WHY DO YOU LIKE MEEEE?????/?” I yelled in his face. He gasped and tears fell from his eyes. “BAKAaAaAaAAAA HOW DO U KNOW THAT?” He said. “I know because your always mean to me :(“ I pouted. He said “t-th-that’s not t-true BAKA-SARAAH.” I grinned menacingly with my fangs. “Of course it’s true Ba-kacchan” “Don’t call me that” he said, blushing. “Ba-kacchan” I said again, my own cheeks getting red against my pale skin. He grabbed my arm “let’s go to my house and see if you wan’t to call me that again Baka-Sarah-chan”. (author’s note: OMGGGGGGG SMUT COMING SOON!!! TANK U FOR READING THIS FAR!!! Should I make a Deku-chan one next? He’s my lil beann and I wanna write 4 him :3)

UwU SMUTTTTTTTTTT BWLOE THE CUT!!!! Skip if you want but its my favorit part ;3

We arrived at his house and no-one was home, it was just me and Kacchan (author’s note: SPICYYYYYY whatr you gonna do bakacchan O///O). He threw me on his bed and took off his shirt (author’s note: MMM HIS STOMACH I’M DROOLING ;w;). He pushed me down and went to the bathroom, when he came out he had no pants too!! I was surprised by his cream stick poking through his underwear. “Take off ur clothes baka” he huffed face very red. I pouted. “Make me Ba-Kacchan”. He growled ferally nd ripped mt clothes off my body. I gasped, pale Skin getting goosebumps. “There I made you” he said rolling his eyes. I blushed very hard. “Now let me show u what happens when you call me Ba-kacchan >:(“ (autho’rs note: *w* OMGOMGOMGOMG IT’S HAPPENING GUYSSS!! YOUR AUTHOR-CHAN IS SOOOO EXCITED!!!). He took off his Dog undies and I saw… A HUGE DING-DONG!!! He put it inside me and moved quickly. I moaned “OoOoOoOoOoOoOoHhHhHhHHHH Ka-Kacchan… go faster!!” He went faster, grumbling my name. After a bit he took his member out and Spat on me. “That’s why u don’t call me Ba-Kacchan Bitch”. I layed on his bed amd panted; legs too weak to stand up. He put his pants over his meat scepter and grinned at me. “I hope you learned your lesson Baka-Sarah”.

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Smut done :(((( Stay to read the rest tho!!!

I stayed in his house for 30 minutes before leaveing. “B-bye k-k-Kacchan” I stuttered. My legs were still wobbly. I went home and jumped on my bed dreaming of Kacchan railing me again ;). When I woke up I felt really sick and threw up in the bathroom. ‘Oh no……’ I thought. WAS I PREGANTE????? (author’s note: OOHHHHHHHHHHH DRAAAMAAAAA!!! Hehe it gets so exciting) I rushed to the store to buy a test, completely forgetting about my job as a Hero. I gasped at the test. ‘I’m… Perngant??’ I touched my belly. ‘I have Ba-kacchan’s baby in here…” ‘I have to call him’. I called and talked to him on the phone. “K-Kacchan” I stuttered “I got pragnent!” He gasped. “F*ck. Are u gonna keep it?” I gasped. “OF COURSE!!!!! I CAN”T KILL OUR BABY!!!!!!!!!” (author’s note: OMGEEEE THEY’RE FIGHTING 🥺🥺🥺) Kacchan sobbed. “I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR A KID!!” “YOU DON’T NEED TO, I CAN!!!! I DOUN’T NEED YOU ANYWAYS!!!!” I screamed, crying too. He left the call and I cried harder. Idk what to do with a BABY. He came to my house. He crossed his arms madly. “We need to kill the baby.” “NO I CAN’T DO THAT!!” I screamed (author’s note: OoOoOoOoOh THEY’RE GOING THRU IT!!!!!). “Why not????????” He pouted. His hands sparked. “THAT’S MURDER BA-KACCHAN!!!” My long Silky hair whipped around as I yelled up at him. He tried to hit my stomach, but I dodged and Froze him in placee. “DON’T HIT ME BAKA-KUGOU!!!!!!!!” I screamed. “STOP TYRING TO MURDER O U R CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He huffed. “I DON’T WANT A STUPID KID WITH A WHORE LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!” I gasped loudly. “I’M NOT A WHORE YOU’RE JUST A JERK!!!!!” He burst out of the ice and kissed me. “I don’t want a crusty crotch goblin to ruin our relationship” “He won’t I promise” I said blushing Red and patting my tummy. He sighed loudly. “Ok fine we can keep the cum droplet I just don’t wanna pay” I smiled “OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “So……. will you marry me?” I gasped suuuper loud “OF COURSE BAKUGOU!!!!! I LOVE U!!!”

TIMESKIP!!!!!!!! UwU I loveeee this story so far; hope u guys like it too ;3

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We ended up having 8 babys. I’m the #1 hero (author’s note: Deku is too baby to be a hero 🥺 I think Strong reader-chan is better for that >:3) and Kacchan is my sidekick. Our kids have the strongst quirks in the world!!!1!!! Ray Andy Mei Akira Bobby David & Deku Jr have explosion-Ice quirks, but Maya (author’s note: Maya is my faaavoriteeee UvU) has A SUPER POWERFUL ICE QUIRK (just like her mama)!!!!!! We lived a very happy nice life after that and had a ton of money!!

BONUS SMUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe I wanted to do a lil extra ~spicy~ something as a reward for reading this far >wO

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Kacchan plugged me up with his thicc Pleasure Pump. I whined “KA-KACCHAN YOU’RE TOO BIG~” He didn’t listen and kept going pounding me into the wall. There was a collar around my neck (author’s note: K!NKYYYYYY~~~~~) and my Face was mushd into the wall. He kept going for quite some time until he hit something in me. I scREAMED “OOOOHHHHHH KACCHAN THAT’S ITtTtTTTTttttTTTT~~~” he grunted and pushed harder. His manhood felt so GOOOOOOD. (author’s note: I kinda want Bakugouwu to @#!% me if u know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) He did it until he Cummed; taking it out so we wouldn’t have more babys.

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HEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEEEE THAT WAS SO HOT *w*. ANYWAYSSS HERE’S AN AUTHOR-CHAN QnA!!!!!!!

Favorite food: BAKUGOU UwU

Favorite character: BBY DEKU!!!! He’s MINE get away Broke Uraraka >:((((

Favorite color: Anything but pink :/ soooo cringy

Favorite Anime: MY HERO OBV!!!

Ships: Me x my hero boysss 🤤 the girls are all dumb and gay is sin :^/

Next chapter????:

NEXT CHAPTER PREVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deku stared at us jelously. “I-I don’t understand… I…. I really like you Sarah-Chan!!! Why did u have to choose Kacchan 🥺” I looked at him sadly. “He got me pregnent Deku-chan I had toooo” He looked at Bakugou mad. “You took my crush away from me Kacchan…….” Kacchan yelled at him “SHE’S MINE SO BACK OFF BAKA-DEKUUUUU!!!!!!!!” Deku started cryeing and looked at me for help “She was supposed to be MY wife Mean Kacchan :(“ Bakugou laughed. “NO CHANCE LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The next chapter will be coming out sooooon :D I hope you guys liked!!!!! It’s gonna be so good and even a little smutty *o* n e wAys, catch all you lil reader-chan beans l8ter!!!

Last updated: April 1, 2016

[This is 100% a joke and not a real representation of my writing skills. Happy April Fools ;D]

[bakusoftie]

How about Deku, Katsuki and Todoroki being turned into a cat ( or whatever pet you want ) for a week and their fem s/o taking care of them (like petting,feeding,and playing with them) until they turn back ?

this is so cute omfg

y’all

i fucking love cats

Izuwu, Bakubabe, and Icycutie turning into cats for a week

🥦 izuwu 🥦

apparently some general studies student hated class 1-A so bad that they used their quirk to turn the innocent lil deku into a tiny white munchkin cat with his emerald green eyes and three black spots of fur on his cheeks

he looked so ADORABLE AHHHH

you were walking towards the dorms when you hear the cries of a kitten and looked down at your feet to find the cutest cat you have ever laid eyes on

“Hey there lil buddy!,” you cooed as you picked the ball of fluff up and rested him on your chest.

you thought he reminded you of your crush from the color of his wide green eyes

you couldn’t stop yourself from pecking kisses all over his fluffy face

izuku was sent into a flurry of purrs as he nuzzled his head into your warm chest

he felt kind of bad since you had no idea it was him but he felt so safe and complete being snuggled in your arms and he never wanted to leave

you snook the cute ass fur ball in your room, not before raiding the kitchen for a bowl of milk and leftover pork cutlet bowl that belonged to Denki (it’s okay you left him some money for McNuggets)

you laid the stubborn kitten on your bed but he kept wanting to bury his head in your warmth

“Awww, I’m gonna name you...Deku!,”

the kitten raised his head when he heard that and started licking your hand as if he was giving you little kitty kisses

“You must like that name,huh? It’s because you remind me of him...because you both are so cute!!”

Izuku crawls into your lap and nuzzles his head against your thighs and thinks ‘damn this is the life’

he would never get to do this when he returns to his human form so he for sure will milk the fuck out of this

when your hand comes down to scratch his neck, he swears he has reached heaven as his purring increases and he lets out a little “prrt”

He’s fucking love it

Until he sees you getting undressed...

Then he bulldozes his face into your pillow and let’s out a series of ‘meows’ that kinda sound like his muttering

If you stroke his fur while he eats, he feels like he’s going to combust from joy please don’t stop

6 days later when you’re so used to having this little kitten follow you everywhere and giving you cuddles, you also start to wonder why izuku hasn’t been coming to class lately

until one night when you and Izukitty are cuddling, him being curled into a ball on your boobies

And you feel the fuzzy warmth on your chest start to get heavier

uh

two questions

where did your cat go?

WHY IS IZUKU NAKED AND STRADDLING YOUR WAIST

Izuwu is so flustered and he can’t hardly get a word out except...

“M-Meow?”

💥kitsuki bakukitty💥

ma there's a weird-looking fucking cat outside

seriously...bakugou as a cat is fucking frightening

do not give this fucker CLAWS

well somebody did

and bakugou was fucking pissed

he couldn’t do anything for himself and his quirk wouldn’t even fucking work

not to mention he keeps hacking up disgusting fucking hairballs

it was your turn to take the dorm’s trash out when you see a

sort of cute-looking?

ash-blonde cat with sharp red eyes staring into your soul.

THIS FUCKER POUNCED ON YOUR LEG

CLAWS DIGGING INTO YOUR FLESH

he is literally ‘my cat from hell’

But you thought his aggressive actions just meant he was an abused stray that needed to be nutured

uh bitch

you was w r o n g

you also thought his fur and eyes kinda looked like your crush, Katsuki

so of course,

you named the kitty

katsukitty

he did not wike it

you got so many cat scratches BITCH YOU STARTING TO LOOK LIKE VICTOR ZSASZ

you googled “how to tame an agressive cat” on wikihow and it said to spend time with the cat and play with him so

you took that bitch to your room

and got out a ball of yarn and a laser pointer

“let the chaos begin, katsukitty 😈”

let me just tell you that this bitch’s meows sound like he’s being fucking drowned like

he’s so ugly LMAOASKKS

but the angry little kitten gets used to you and rubs his head your hand as he gets ready to ATTack and nibble the fuck out of your finger

you text kiri to come over and meet your new little friend and

the moment he smells the stench of another male coming up into his territory (aka you)

he fucking asshole

bites a fucking chunk out of kiri’s lightening mcqueen crocs

kiri: gEt yOur fUckinG cAt, BiTch

you: he don’t bite 🙂

kiri: yES hE dO

im so sorry kiri but

those crocs were ugly anyway

katsukitty did you a favor

bakugou is such an asshole cat like he literally jumped up on your dresser for the sole purpose of knocking your limited edition Best Jeanist Funko POP to the floor

yOu shiTTy BitcH

you had to get a spray bottle full of water after he scratched up the All Might t-shirt that Izuku bought you for your birthday

jealous heaDASS

he won’t let anyone inside your room

I mean you saw what he did to kiri’s crocs

So when mineta thought he would be slick and sniff your panties while you were in the shower

Katsukitty didn’t even have to touch the fucker

he just growled and mineta shit his pants

he protecc

he attacc

but most importantly

he a snacc

speaking of snacks,,,

if you try to feed him that gross ass canned cat food

he will fuck your ass up

don’t even think about it

although...he was considering it 😳

but no

once you accidentally dropped some sriracha on the floor and his ass lapped that shit up

you swore to god that isn’t healthy for cats to eat but

you still gave him a whole bowl full

because he made him happy

and you could finally pet him while he ate without getting slice and diced

that’s how most your days were like until the end of the week when you were coming to your room after making Katsukitty a tiny version of Bakugou’s costume

but what you were met with was a naked Bakugou (with only a ball of yard to cover his privates) on your bed

“I’m going to get you back for calling me fucking ‘Katsukitty’ for a week,dumbass”

💙 IcyCutie ❤️

oh this defenseless baby

he has no clue how this happened to him but the moment he sees you, he has the urge to rub his head against your leg?

and he does

you look down when you feel something soft and furry brushing against your ankle

it’s this cute ass slender white cat with an orange spot that covers his left eye and head. His eyes are two different colors and you think he is the cutest thing to ever grace this earth

He’s literally many the ‘🥺’ face and

Your uwus have been

s n a t c h e d

Todorokitty wishes he could communicate with you somehow and tell you that it’s him but then you’re putting him up and holding him tightly against your breasts and

😳 big boobs? small boobs? no boobs? he do not care

his brain just goes: tiddy

honestly you could do whatever you want with him and he wouldn’t care

he’s kinda one of those cats that just want to sleep

he’s such an lazy cat like

just hold him and lay with him please

even as a cat, he is just so touchstarved

the only moment he shows any feral activity is when you brought some Zaria soba for yourself and nasty ass fish for him

this bitch yeeted the fish off the plate and when you’ve gone to go clean it up

THIS BITCH PUTS HIS FURRY ASS HEAD INSIDE THE BOWL

bitch almost drowned in that shit

feed him

peasant

he definitely gets used to you taking care of him and being treated like he’s special and loved because he never got that before so there’s times where he just stares at your with wide eyes and paws at your tummy

he gets the best sleep of his life being cushioned by your body

you are his bed now

sometimes he’ll leave the room and come back to leave you “gifts”

oh

oh god

is that a fucking hamster?

😳 oh no

that’s koda’s hamster

“I understand that you were trying to do a good thing but you have committed an atrocity”

just wait until you get this hoe on some catnip 😈

normally he’s such a calm and collected kitty but once you sprinkle some of that good kush

he go ‘aRrrrOowwww’

he’s basically banging his head on the carpet trying to snort this shit the best he can

you and todorokitty have some good times and some bad times

but you do miss actually Todoroki

it makes you sad some nights because you thought he might be avoiding you

when he sees you sad, it reminds him of his mom tbh and he never wants you to feel this way,,especially if he’s literally right in front you

he’ll lay his head on your shoulder and put tiny kitten licks all over your face

👅 aaaulghh

the next day, you walked into your room after a trying day of school and flopped onto your bed where you thought your precious kitten was so you went to pet the little guy

except you were met with flesh

and i oop

😟

“are you naked? ewwwww.”

Shouto had no fucking shame

He just pulled you into his arms like nothing changed

“Shut up and let me love you, kitten”

[g4r-b4ge]

Katsudeku fluff/headcannons

Ik I’m a bts blog but like have you seen bakudeku??

And if you come for me with the “the ship promotes abuse” I’ll whoop your ass faster than tenyas recipro burst

Anyways

They never really like officially got together

How i imagine it is that izuku cant sleep so he decides to do some outdoor training and katsuki happens to be there himself

So they end up training together

Releasing all their frustration that had pent up over the past weeks

And then the cliche thing happens where izuku ends up managing to pin katsuki down to the ground

And izuku gets like really embarrassed and flustered

So he starts nervously rambling about how sorry he is,,,,,,, without actually trying to get up???

So katsukis laying on the ground beneath him like >:T

Katsuki ends up using one hand to like squish izukus cheeks together

Which finally gets him to shut up

So katsukis like “you talk to much”

And then izuku starts profusely apologizing like the little bby he is

So katsuki just kisses him

!!!!!

It takes izuku like a full 10 seconds for him to register what the heck is going on

But eventually he melts into the kiss

When they break apart they kinda just stare into each other’s eyes without saying anything

Izukus like o/////o

While katsukis like ;P

Then they kiss again

,,,,,,

And again,,,,,,,,

Until someone from the class 1b dorm sees them and ends up screaming “WHAT THE FUCK”

So they run

And katsuki starts laughing slightly

And izuku almost screams bc,,,,,, what is that sound,,,,,,, he’s never heard that before,,,,,, someone pinch him

So katsuki shoves him playfully and acts offended

Even tho he’s in a surprisingly good mood

Probably because now he doesn’t have to worry about hiding his feelings for izuku

lil baby :’(

Afterwards they don’t even try to hide the fact that they’re together

Not much is different between them in public except for small displays of affection that everyone seems to dismiss as Bro Touches™

Like they’ll be holding hands

Or izuku would rest his head against katsukis shoulder

And after like 2 months of dating, katsuki has his arm around izuku and they’re walking to the dorms with the class

And denkis like “wow!! You guys are so much closer now then you were!!!!”

And then everyone tunes in with agreement until tenyas like “it’s nice to see you two finally becoming good friends and getting along”

And izuku and katsuki both exchange The Look™

And without hesitation katsukis like “dude we’re dating???”

And everyone fucking loses their shit

No like seriously

Uraraka passes out

Kirishima almost chokes on his muffin

Denki trips and falls

Even Todoroki almost freezes the entire courtyard

Minetas the first to recover and is like “bakugo,,,,, you’re gay?????”

And katsuki sighs like “no Dekus actually a girl and has been the entire time YES IM FUCKING GAY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU UGLY PERVERTED MIDGET”

Katsuki ends up getting overly angry and finally loses it

“YOU SHITS DONT BELEIVE ME???? YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING PROVE IT TO YOU HUH????”

So katsuki aggressively turns izuku towards him and quite literally smashes his lips on izukus

And then they quickly forget the situation and where they are and start full on making out in front of the entire class

Jirou covers denkis eyes

When they break apart and izuku sees the looks on everyone’s faces he almost passes out of embarrassment

And katsukis like “YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS OF US AND IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS YOU CAN KINDLY SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS”

although he secretly cares about whether they accept them or not

Katsuki is actually a very loving bf

When they’re alone at least,,,,,,

Izuku knows that he’s trying to make up for how shitty he was when they were kids

And it makes him really happy

Even tho katsukis efforts may go unnoticed for everyone

But izuku knows him

It took katsuki like half a year to gather the courage to officially apologize to izuku

He did so when they were on a ‘date’ on the dorm roof looking at the stars and just enjoying each other’s presence

Izuku was so caught off guard that he almost started crying

The apology wasn’t much

Just a simple “I’m sorry for everything”

Then katsuki started rambling

And ended up saying something along the lines of “if you want to break up then i understand,,,,,, and if you don’t forgive me then that’s okay too”

Izuku slapped him

He had never seen his hot headed kacchan like this

And seeing him so sad and guilty about it was somehow worse than how he’d been treated

It took a while but izuku finally started to understand that katsukis “fuck off, go die” is his messed up way of saying “i care about you, stay safe”

Which comes with the funny scenario in class where katsukis yelling at izuku things like “YOU BROCCOLI LOOKIN ASS I HOPE YOU DROWN IN SEWER WATER!!!!” izukus just like “aw thanks kacchan i love you too :) <3”

Katsukis a really good cook fight me

Izukus fav thing is when he ends up sleeping over at katsukis or vice versa, katsuki would usually end up making pancakes for breakfast

And he’d always want to repay the favor but,,,,,, izuku cant cook for shit oops

Izuku gets lessons from sato on how to make bacon and pancakes

And katsuki wakes up to the smoke alarm

And sees his soft bf covered in flour and red cheeks

That’s when katsuki finally understands what ashido means when she says she’s “busting an uwu”

And since izuku is such a crybaby (i can relate) and felt so embarrassed and helpless,,,,,, he started crying

And poor katsuki doesn’t know what the fuck to do

Through ugly and wet sobs izuku manages to let out a “i just wanted to make you pancakes”

Katsuki has the audacity to laugh at his boyfriends state

“D-don’t laugh at me! This is embarrassing,,,,”

“You stupid nerd. C’mere”

Katsuki smiles slightly and hugs izuku closely, letting out a hearty chuckle

“YOURE SO MEAN TO ME STOP LAUGHING OR ILL HATE YOU FOR REAL”

Katsuki just lets out a content sigh in response

With izuku being his personal therapist and helping katsuki with his anger problems as much as he can without overstepping, it’s like bakugo finally found peace

Don’t get me wrong katsuki is still a cheeky and angry little shit

But seeing him genuinely smiling and laughing is a little more common now

The class thinks izuku has kidnapped the real bakugo and replaced him with a fake

Ok i need to stop im getting way to carried away oops

Bakugo katsuki isn’t as heartless as everyone thinks in this essay i will