#DUDE I CRIEDDDD

[s1gmagirl]

me after i finsihed reading the burning maze at 12am last night.

[dr-spectre]

Guys I... I love her so much. I love Callie. I love this stupid squid lady so much you don't get it. Like you really don't understand guys.

Im getting teary-eyed typing this because it's genuinely hard for me to find the words to explain why I love Callie. It's not even a love/obsession where I'm like "ZAMMNN I WANT THAT SQUIDUSSY!!!!" That's like 5% of my love for her. I'm not overly horny for her most of the time.

She comforted me through really hard times in 2023 where my mental health was AWFUL!!! It was ROUGH for me. But... she was there... when I closed my eyes sometimes I would SEE HER!!! When I thought to myself in the shower, she was always there as this representation of the positive voice inside of my head. She still is till this day.

Is it weird of me to nearly cry over her performance in Liquid Sunshine? Is it wrong of me as a 20 year old man who goes to the gym, has facial hair, shaves and does other "masculine" things to literally squeal and scream when i see anything new of her come out? Seeing her dance... smile... grin... it... it just does something to me. It makes me so fucking happy dude oh my god.

When I got my Callie plushie and I held her I FUCKING CRIEDDDD!!!!

Im so emotional right now and maybe the Grand Fest hype is getting to me. I just really love Callie. It's an honest love and a true appreciation of her character. I dont just love her for her fucking hips and ass! NO!!! HELL NO!!!! I love Callie for her personality, her style, her voice, her laugh, her face, her dance moves, EVERYTHING!!!!

I LOVE HERRRRR!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!

I LOVE YOU CALLIE CUTTLEFISH!!!!!!!!!!!

[girlfriend89]

So I just remembered this one chick who works on the same floor as me randomly asked me (we’ve never spoken) who’s your trainer?? And I’m like huh? She’s like at the gym..?? And I’m like omg what I don’t have one I do random workouts ?? And she’s like dude your back is ripped.. I saw your shoulders once and u can tell u workout they’re super defined.. I CRIEDDDD

[naruwoah]

drunk rant pt. 2 ft. my true New Yorker self

helloo!!! i am here with another shameless drunk rant but this time it’s about my King, the Love of my Life, the Beautiful Handsome Devil of the Leaf, Rock Lee!! listen up folks you’re gonna wanna hear this one

ii so BOOM, it was march 2018 and my headass was watching naruto and it was pretty cool and funny right? and then outta NOWHERE this cocky green frog lookin motherfucker comes outta nowhere, fucking “i cHalLenGe you sAuCeQuE” headass right? but i dig it!! i think he type cute you feel? so im watching or whatever and this nigga starts KICKINGG ASS and i’m like OH SHIT SAUCE YOU BETTER DIP THIS NIGGA TRYNNA FLAY YOUR ASS bc at the time i was okay with sauzeke (notanymore fuck that bitch ass betraying ass nigga he really aint shit ANYWAY this aint about him) but im immediately mesmerized and i turn to my boyfriend and my friend and im like “YO i like this dude” (i dont remember how it happened but i assume it wassomething like that) and THENNNN fast forward to the chunin exam episode okay so by then i loved him but BITCH. omg i fell facefirst into love’s bitch ass trap. when i tell yall i watched that fight at least 10 more times- sksksksk i really fucking CRIEDDDD some REAL NIGGA TEARSSS EVERY TIMEEE. bitch i think i cried myself out bc when i watch it now i cant cry i just clutch my chest in pain and fear and pride- ii before i get any more carried away. SO LISTEN I FUCKING LOVE LEE OKAY. HES SO FUCKING CUTE OKAY. HES SO CUTE AND HAPPY AND DETERMINED AND TAKES NO SHIT AND HES SO INSPIRING AND HE LOOKS UP TO HIS FUCKING FATHER SO MUCH (I DONT GIVE A FUCK MAITO GAI IS THAT NIGGAS FATHERRRRR) AND HES JUST SO GOOD AND PURE AND CUTE AND NO ONE CAN EVER CHAGNE MY MIND I LOVE ROCK LEE SO MUCH guys ,. when i saw what he looks like in Boruto I fucking - BBITCHHH this might be a lil yikes but I WAS LIKE OHHH? SO THIS WHAT WE DOING NOW??????? OKAY SO WHEN I PROPOSE YOU BETTER SAY YES YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING FANTASTIC GREEN MOTEHR FUCKER??? okay anyway Rock Lee guys the love of my life. ON GOD THIS DUDE IS FIREE. HE BRINGS THE H E A T HE DOES NOT GIVE NO FUCKSSSS. HIS FIGHT WITH SHIRA???? BABY BOY OPENED THE GATES AND THEN SAID “hold up wait a minute you thought i was finished? Oh no babey i got somethin more fo ya” AND CLAPPED HIS SHIT LIKE WHATTTTT??? WHOOOOOO FUCKING WITH LEE? WHOO? I WANNA SEE WHOOOOOO CUZ HE’LL DEAD ASS FUCK ANYBODYYYY I MEAN A N Y B O D Y UP AND IF HE LOSES HE WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT. THIS NIGGA GOT S P I R I T SENSES THIS NIGGA GOT UP TO FIGHT WHILE HE WAS UNFUCKINGCONSCIOUS YOUR FAVE COULD NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR omg fuck i love rock lee so much i would literally die for him okay im done.