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Okay guys, you are legally required by law to celebrate the 34th birthday of Sonic the Hedgehog. This is a mandatory requirement and anyone who doesn't follow will be subjected to listening to the options music from Sonic Spinball for 24 hours. Look at this lovely boy and say happy birthday.
Happy birthday you blue bastard. My first ever fixation. The first real sign that maybe playing these games a whole lot means that I might not be the most neurotypical person out there...
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Ok so I have a question about Hypno Callie. I’m going to start by saying that I do agree with you that Callie’s not being brainwashed, but hypnotized. I generally agree with your points. However, I have one question about Hypno Callie and Marie.
If hypnosis can’t make you do things you don’t want to do, why does Callie seem to be way more hostile towards Marie? Isn’t her whole reason to go down to the octolings because she was overworked and isolated from Marie? It seems like being hostile towards her and trying to push her away would be the last thing Callie would want to do to Marie.
Also if you try to say “erm actually Callie has always hated Marie” then your good will’s getting chucked out the window and I’ll just go back to believing she was brainwashed. I’ve dealt with one Nintendo familial relationship being treated as “they hate each other despite all evidence to the contrary,” I don’t need a second.
That is a very good question to ask. I'm gonna say right off the bat, no, Callie has never always hated Marie, the people who say that are absolute morons and just as bad as the people who say "omg callie was kidnapped and brainwashed, blah blah blah." I've never seen someone say that personally, but if I did see that, I would be very much annoyed. I'm with you on that.
Now, to answer the question, why did Callie show a lot of hostility towards Marie? It's because of a couple of things.
Callie, after the events of Splatoon 1's final Splatfest was under a LOTTTT of stress and attention. The web series Squid Sisters Stories tells us outright that Callie literally worked from the early morning to late in the evening, meaning Callie was constantly working, isolated and was under a lot of public attention for possibly weeks or even months. Which impacted her mental health by an absolute fuck ton. It got to a point where Callie got so fed up and frustrated that her manager stated to Marie that she ran off home because she was "flustered."



Despite Callie trying to maintain a happy appearance and trying her best to maintain her relationship with Marie, it eventually just got too much for her, as hinted at with this section on the Relationship Chart.
Callie is pushing Marie away because she just wants to be left alone. People who are under mental health troubles tend to do things that aren't like themselves, and that includes isolating yourself and trying to escape from a bad situation. Which explains why Callie joined the Octarians as a means to escape her life.
If you look at Callie's dialogue while under the Hypnoshades, she never actually threatens to hurt or kill Marie. Instead her dialogue is her trying to push Marie away and get her out of Octo Canyon.




The regular Callie wouldn't obviously push Marie away, but due to her mental health troubles, the stresses of fame, and hypnosis leaving her in a weird daydream like state, she was not thinking clearly and was hurting the person she cares about the most, Marie.
If Callie was truly brainwashed it would be more clear in her dialogue, it would be like a COMPLETELY different person, we would see Callie trying more to kill Marie and being more obedient to Octavio, but she wasn't doing all that...
Anyways, thanks for the question!! It's been a hot minute since I've talked about Hypno Callie....
#splatoon#splatoon 2#callie cuttlefish#callie splatoon#hypno callie#octo callie#marie splatoon#marie cuttlefish#ask blog#ask me stuff#ask me anything#discussion#character analysis#character discussion#hypnosis#brainwashing
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I love video games bro.

Mother fuckers really be saying "oh gaming sucks nowadays!" Bro you can play as SpongeBob in a Sonic the Hedgehog racing game alongside Hatsune Miku and Ichiban from Like a Dragon, shut up.
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic racing crossworlds#spongebob#spongebob squarepants#its so peak#im gonna combust#we are so back#hatsune miku#yakuza ichiban
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UH WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THEY ARE BRINGING BACK THE CHAOS VS ORDER GEAR?!?! EXCUSE ME??!!?

I don't fucking care about the theme, I'm more happy about the Final Fest gear coming back.

Can i pick neither? /j
Man, i dont know if I'm gonna play Summer Nights to be honest, I don't have the ener-
"Realises Summer Nights Callie is coming back"


Okay nevermind I'll play.
#splatoon#splatoon 3#summer nights#chaos vs order#final fest#splatoon 2#callie cuttlefish#callie splatoon#we are so back#i need her#gyatt damn
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OH! RIGHT! I FORGOT- I have another thing to show you if I haven’t already!!!
I recreated the whole Hypno Callie icon and added my own lil details :D
Okay that’s all for real bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my goodness, it's a recreation of MIDno Callie!!!! /j
Ok on a real note, very cute. I'm just being silly.
#splatoon#callie cuttlefish#callie splatoon#hypno callie#octo callie#ask blog#ask me stuff#ask me anything#being silly#fan art#ask
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Hiya! It’s been a second (not that long but whatever- like 23 days or something) and I wanna know….
What do ya think of the inka Shiver, Frye, and Marina designs? (So sorry if I’ve already shown Shiver’s design I have bad memory ;w;)
Have a great day, friend!!!!!!!!! :D
Oh my goodness, fuzzy is back!
I will say, i love Marina's design, you just took the original design but added some details and some sleeves which i really like. It kinda reminds me of Hatsune Miku and i wonder if you did that on purpose....
I think that Frye and Shiver with their designs, i liked how you incorporated some of the beta design stuff into your own. I love the idea of Shiver hiding a scarred eye behind her hair and Frye having the "devil" horns from the grand fest design. And making the purple/pink more pronounced in her design is sick.
However i think Frye's mid section might be a bit too busy because the bar code is so large and that silver charm might have too much on it.
Maybe make it smaller or put it on her pants like how the original design has her charm.
Also one more thing, i think it would be a really cool idea if you made the exposed shoulders matched up in some way. It's hard for me to explain it but maybe make Shiver's left shoulder exposed and then Frye's right shoulder exposed. So it looks like their designs match up in some way and they flow together like a wave.
Also also,
peak...
#splatoon#fan art#redesign#ask blog#ask me stuff#ask me anything#shiver splatoon#shiver hohojiro#frye onaga#frye splatoon#deep cut#marina ida#marina splatoon#hatsune miku
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I've been playing a lot of Fortnite on Switch 2 (just waiting over for DK Bananza) and I gotta say....
Splatoon should have a battle royale mode. LIKE COME ON GUYS IT WOULD BE COOL! IT WOULD BE FUN! GUYS YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT WOULD BE SO COOL! I think one of the biggest problems with Splatoon's online multiplayer is the lack of modes. Why do we only have 5 modes? One of them is only for casual play while the rest are ranked only. Can we have some more modes for Splatoon 4? Imagine a battle royale mode with the movement of Splatoon... oh my god it would be CRAZY! It would be so fun.
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The most important part of the DK Bananza direct.


Bro, this game is actually looking mental. My excitement for the game has increased from 70% to a 95%. I feel like I'm gonna dump over 200 hours into it over multiple weeks and not get tired one bit.
For those waiting to get a Switch 2, you're gonna have a FUCK TON to chew on. Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bananza, Kirby Air Riders, Metroid Prime 4, Splatoon Raiders, oh man oh man.
#donkey kong#donkey kong bananza#switch 2#news#diddy kong#dixie kong#we are so back#its peak#my babies
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In a DashieGames voice: "That fucking octopus that I hate."

#splatoon#dj octavio#dashiegames#that bird that i hate#that fucking bird that i hate#that fucking bastard#joke post
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OH. OH... OH THATS NEAT.

UH, HOLY SHIT. 1000 POSTS?!?!
Holy mother of god I've made 1000 posts on here....

Welp, here's hoping to another 1000!!!!
#tumblr#tumblr milestone#1000 posts#splatoon#shiver hohojiro#shiver splatoon#we did it#lets fucking go#wooooo#heres to many more
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I was talking to a friend and he was saying that he's unsure about if he should play splatoon 3 or not. I said that he should because it's a fun multiplayer game with lots of content but I said that the story mode might leave him asking a lot of questions because you kinda need some context on who the hell a Callie, Marie, Captain Cuttlefish and DJ Octavio are to get the most out of it.
We talked some more, and he said that the lore can't be that deep, and I explained some of the timeline stuff and how Inklings and Octolings came to be. And he asked me if humans had some involvement, and i said, "Yeah, kinda, it's complicated to explain." And he said to me, straight up, no joke.
"So, its like, Cars." For those who dont know, he means PIXAR'S CARS!!!

He compared.... the pixar theory.... TO SPLATOON.... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! WHAT?!?! HUH?!?! GUH??! OH MY GOD?!?
I.... bro what do I now? Did I fumble the bag? Should I kill him or-
#splatoon#splatoon 3#pixar cars#callie cuttlefish#callie splatoon#marie cuttlefish#splatoon 2#marie splatoon#rambles#ramblings#what the fuck do i do#what the hell#im cooked#i wanna cry#how the fuck#why the fuck#who the fuck#where the fuck
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I have an obsession. Please send help ASAP! I think i might be sick, i think I might have a virus! I think I got hit with the "thinks Daisy is the objectively best princess in the Mario universe" virus HELP!!! HELP MEEEE!!!






#mario kart#mario kart world#princess daisy#i need heeeeelp#i need her#i need to hug her#i need to kiss her#shes so pretty#shes so cute#shes so sexy#shes so gorgeous#shes so hot#shes so cool#shes so silly#joke post
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I just hope that for Splatoon Raiders, the Mechanic has something to them. I hope they are more than just a player avatar and have some meat on the bones.
They cooked so hard with Agent 8 and Captain, but dropped the ball with Agent 4 and Neo Agent 3, i don't want them to miss again, please Nintendo. Give the Mechanic something. ANYTHING!!
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All the hubs are in 60fps... including grand fest... on switch 2...
I get to watch pretty women i have a "slight" crush on dance in 60fps...
What an incredible day bro. Im so happy.


#splatoon#splatoon 3#grand festival#switch 2#callie cuttlefish#callie splatoon#marie splatoon#marie cuttlefish#we are so back#im so happy
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Im gonna be honest, they cooked with most of the third kits, they did it. A lot of the third kits are actually good and combo well with the main weapon. Burst bomb kraken splattershot.... splat bomb tenta missiles splattershot pro, sprinkler crab tank charger, torpedo booyah bomb reef lux OH MY GODDDD!!! The designs of them are absolutely phenomenonal. Some have this cool snake texture to them and some have a chrome look with nice colours. They knocked it out of the park in terms of designs.
Also, the new Dualies have a tamagotchi like device screwed onto them, so you know which weapon I'm gonna play with first.

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Praying to the gods that Splatoon Raiders is the game that allows Frye to get some respect outside of the Splatoon community. She needs more love out of our circle because she always gets forgotten about in the grand scheme of things.
This beautiful angel with yellow hair and a toothy smile being shafted by the masses, we cannot allow that anymore.
#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon raiders#frye onaga#frye splatoon#deep cut#put respect on her name#shes so gorgeous#shes so cute#shes so pretty#shes so silly#shes so hot#shes so sexy#aaaaaaaaaaa#oughhhhhh#giggling#aughhhh
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Guys... I think i get it.... I get Shiver fans... I used to be one before i shifted to Frye... Oh my godddddd..... hiiiii pretty lady~ hi shark octopus lady~~~ you're looking so lovely todayy!! hiiiiiii~~~~~~~~~~~
They have to stop showing off her belly bro, that's like one of my top 2 weakness. The other one? um... i will let you figure it out.
#splatoon#splatoon 3#shiver hohojiro#shiver splatoon#shes so sexy#shes so gorgeous#shes so pretty#shes so cute#shes so hot#augh#oughhhhhh#awooga#i wanna hug them#i wanna kiss her#i wanna kiss her so bad#i love tummies
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