#Danny: If youll be my love dove

[xysidhequeen]

Currently re-reading TKAHRK

and

"Pshaw. Batcave? Please. Bruce Wayne wishes his creppy little man cave was half as cool as this." Sam snorted

I'm so hoping Sam roasts the batcave as man cave again, but like, right in front of Brucie.

It would be so funny

like imagine Sam is at a gala for some reason (maybe a prank)

and then just roasts the bat cave

and bruce either has to along and roast himself or he defends himself and it's prime bullying material

no way to win for him.

Re-reading? :O I'm flattered you like it enough to read twice, anon!

Oh no, please don't give me the idea to write a gala scene! I'm going to get trapped in it if I do, it'll be a whole arc! But Sam would 1000% go to a gala for the express purpose of fucking with Bruce since the entire Phanteam knows he's Batman now. She'd just progressively dunk on Batman more and more to see how far she can push Brucie until he breaks.

Even better is if she starts throwing in tidbits no civilian should know. And Bruce starts sweating because how does this random heiress from a rinky dink Midwest town know about the dinosaur?!

And a treat for the ask because interaction fuels me

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"Well, I'm not sure if Jason told you this but I'm a bit of a comedi-hen myself," Dick puffed himself up, a grin on his face and Jason was leaning ever closer to melting through the floor. His personal hell was most definitely being caught in the middle of a pun battle between his brother and Danny.

"He may have mentioned that you have a spectre-cular sense of humor," Danny grinned back.

"I said his jokes could kill the dead," Jason piped up.

"That was just fowl, Jason," Dick gasped, clutching at his throat as if he had pearls to grab.