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starrsoftopaz · 3 months ago
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dave mustaine, george + ringo and kiss ‼️
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rollingstoneandvogue · 22 days ago
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DAVE AND GENE
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genesstankycodpiece · 7 months ago
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Y'all ever just sit in your room and think damn I wonder what that 40+ year old man is doing right now
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thenamesblurrito · 2 years ago
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still thinking about this btw
Simmons, Dave, Fanzone, Fowler, and Schloder. the dunce squad. the pentagoon. who let them loose in the multiverse. someone IS going to die
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thearcherprentiss · 2 years ago
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Criminal Minds as things my friends have said pt. 2
Emily: "At my funeral I'm going to raise up out of the coffin and say 'you didn't think you'd get rid of me that easily, did you?'."
Hotch: "No you will not. I will double kill you if you do that."
(This one is way funnier in the context of Lauren)
Reid: "Why are there no freaking tortillas in this entire goshdarn kitchen?!"
Rossi: "Woah, watch your language there."
*Henry jabbering on about something*
Emily: "Sorry, I can't focus on what you're saying with all of that Cheeto powder on your face."
JJ: "EMILY!"
Emily: "WHAT? You try listening to someone talk when they're Donald Trump orange!"
JJ: "I'm not going to fight Derek, it's beneath me."
Morgan: "The only thing beneath you is some children. Not all of them though... get it? You're short."
JJ: "Derek, I'm literally 5'7"."
Morgan: "I don't like tomatoes."
Emily: "Do you like salsa?"
Morgan: "Yeah of course, who doesn't?"
Emily: "So what I'm hearing is you're a fucking liar?"
JJ: "What did everyone do this weekend?"
Reid: "I wrote a paper on the orbitofrontal cortex of the brain!"
Morgan: "I don't know how much longer I can defend you when you act like this."
Reid: "I wish we had food here like they do in Greece. It's so much better."
Morgan: "At least we still exist. Greece isn't even a country anymore."
Reid: "Yes it is? Do you actively say these things to make me worry about you, or are you just oblivious?"
JJ, eating a microwaveable macaroni cup: "Something is off about this..."
Hotch: "Did you check the expiration date?"
JJ, emotionlessly: "*checks* It expired last year. That would explain it. *takes another bite*"
Hotch: "???"
Tara: "I think I'm telepathic."
Matt: "Why do you say that?"
Tara: "Someone was tailgating me on my way here today, and I was like 'sir I will fuck you up' in my mind, and he stopped immediately."
Luke: "Woah, maybe you are telepathic."
Tara: " That or he saw me flip him off."
Matt, facepalming: "I- nope. Never mind."
Morgan: "Well?"
Rossi: "The dog was cute, but the video was weird."
Morgan: "Your face is weird!"
JJ: "Wow, did my son teach you that burn?"
*Emily glaring at JJ*
JJ: "Why are you looking at me like that? You've been doing it all day."
Emily: "I had a dream that you had sex with Morgan last night!"
JJ: "And you're mad at ME? I should be mad at YOU for conjuring that in your subconscious!"
Morgan, playing with the kids: "Touch your nose! Now touch your ears! Now touch your hair!"
Jack: "You don't have any hair."
Morgan: "Hotch... come get your son right now."
Emily: "I don't like that guy."
Luke: "What'd he do?"
Emily: "He gave himself the nickname 'possum', and while that's not outrightly bad, it's highly questionable."
*Reid comes in with a broken bone*
Morgan: "This wouldn't have happened if you'd had more milk as a kid."
Reid: "Morgan, I was allergic."
Morgan: "Dairy allergies are fake. Just produce lactase. It's not that hard."
Reid: "I am both impressed that you know what lactase is and offended that you think I would choose to not eat cheese."
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jazzandother-blog · 2 months ago
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WEN THE BAND IS WAITING TO GET PAID AFTER THE GIG
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In front from left: Dave Lambert, Dizzy Gillespie, Chubby Jackson, and back from left: John Simmons and George Handy . NYC 1947
Photo by William P. Gottlieb
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drpepper-lovers-blog · 3 months ago
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Dave grohl/gene Simmons
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theartofthecover · 2 years ago
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Batman/Spawn (One-Shot) [Textless] (Main Cover with Alternate Variant Cover) (2022)
Art by: Greg Capullo, Todd McFarlane and Dave McCaig
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scarlettdragnastan · 2 years ago
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(Not so incorrect) incorrect criminal minds quotes:
Luke: should we wait for backup?
JJ:
Luke:
JJ:
Luke: let’s go in
**** explosion every time
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the-hottest-band-tournament · 5 months ago
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Round Three of The Hottest 80s Band Tournament
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Run-DMC
Defeated opponents: Missing Persons
Formed in: 1983
Genres: hip hop, rap rock 
Lineup: Joseph "Run" Simmons – vocals
Darryl "D.M.C." McDaniels – vocals
Jam Master Jay – percussion, keyboards
Albums from the 80s: 
Run-D.M.C. (1984)
King of Rock (1985)
Raising Hell (1986)
Tougher Than Leather (1988)
Propaganda: The classic hip-hop/rock crossover group. They made Addidas hip. They saved Aerosmith's career. They are legends.
Aerosmith
Defeated opponents: Pet Shop Boys
Formed in: 1970
Genres: Hard rock, blues rock, heavy metal, glam metal
Lineup: Steven Tyler- vocals, guitar, keyboard, harmonica
Joe Perry- guitar
Brad Whitford- guitar
Tom Hamilton- bass
Joey Kramer- drums
Albums from the 80s: 
Rock in a Hard Place (1982)
Done with Mirrors (1985)
Permanent Vacation (1987)
Pump (1989)
Propaganda: They have a roller coaster themed after them too
Iron Maiden
Defeated opponents: Europe, Sonic Youth
Formed in: 1975
Genres: Metal, Power Metal, Prog Metal
Lineup: Bruce Dickinson - vocals 
Dave Murray - guitar
Adrian Smith - guitar, vocals, keyboard 
Steve Harris - bass, vocals, keyboard
Nicko McBrain - drums 
Albums from the 80s: 
Iron Maiden (1980)
Killers (1981)
The Number of the Beast (1982)
Piece of Mind (1983)
Powerslave (1984)
Live After Death (1985)
Somewhere in Time (1986)
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son (1988)
Propaganda: What other band could make metalheads love songs based on poetry ("The Trooper" inspired by Tennyson's "The Charge of the Light Brigade," "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" (based on the Coleridge poem of the same name), history ("Alexander the Great"), cult TV series ("The Prisoner" based on the show of the same name), mythology (twisted a bit with "Flight of Icarus"), and classic literature ("Phantom of the Opera" based on the Gaston Leroux novel, "Murders in the Rue Morgue" based on the Poe story, "To Tame a Land" originally meant to be titled after its inspiration: Frank Herbert's "Dune")? These guys are proud geeks and one of the most epic bands on the planet, STILL going strong all these years later.
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mab1905 · 26 days ago
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I’m listening to an audio book of DS’s The Terror Bc I need something to keep me awake while I work on a project, and I stg I have to take a break and pace around my house every so often because something in the book will be so fucking egregious that I have to shake the urge to hunt down Simmons and strangle him.
I assume this is a fairly standard reading experience for this book.
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brokehorrorfan · 9 months ago
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Postal will be released on 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray on March 12 via Massacre Video. The 2005 darkly comedic action movie is based on the video game developed by Running with Scissors.
Uwe Boll (House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark) directs from a script he co-wrote with first assistant director Bryan C. Knight. Zack Ward, Dave Foley, Chris Coppola, Jackie Tohn, J.K. Simmons, Verne Troyer, Larry Thomas, David Huddleston, and Seymour Cassel star.
Postal has been newly restored in 4K from the uncut camera negative with HDR color approved by Boll and PCM Stereo sound. Special features are listed below, where you can also see the alternate artwork.
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Special features:
Audio commentary by director Uwe Boll
Audio commentary by game developer Running with Scissors
Making-of featurettes
Behind the scenes
Deleted scenes
Gag reel
Dive into the chaotic world of Postal Dude, a man down on his luck, thrust into an outlandish scheme by his cult-leading uncle. Their audacious heist at a local amusement park, targeting a coveted trove of trendy toys, spirals into madness with the sudden intervention of terrorists with a sinister plot.
Pre-order Postal.
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peachy-lemon83 · 7 months ago
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Spoilers Criminal Minds S15 E4 Saturday ahead
I love the criminal minds episode Saturday. What a breath of fresh air for most of it (except the you know stalking case but even that feels almost like a breath of fresh air and a important topic change, bc stalking doesn’t always get taking seriously but this isn’t situation where multiple people are dead like normal cases, it’s Garcia relating and wanting to help one of the people taking her workshop, and it has a different vibe then Maeve’s case where it very much felt dark dramatic tones of plot and one of favorite characters love on being at risk, while this one has literal more light tones, the apartment was very bright to the usual scenes we see on top of the other stuff going on in this episode just brightens it as well)
I love Max, I love Max, I always forget how much I love Max, especially when she starts off feeling like Spencer’s being creepy when he’s like obviously leaning away from this kid (but of course it’s her nephew like protective instincts definitely reacted there). But seriously, I love her goofing off and bringing Spencer into this “I can have funny in silly goofy way” vibes. And as we all sometimes forget Spencer didn’t get a normal childhood where he really got to be a kid a ton so this definitely feels like it’s bringing a bit of his inner child out.
The crazy neighbor trying to sue Emily for a crazy reason. Like come on this is so funny and something you hear from a decent amount of people. Like neighbors are something sometimes…
And Tara “you owe me so many drinks for this” before handling him lmao
(I also love Tara, I also forget how much I love Tara. Bringing another person with a PhD and how there’s two “it’s Dr” people! And her “your mom” jokes. I love them. I love her being a smart and serious woman who can also play these like middle school kid jokes lmao)
And then we have Matt, with he new coming child, struggling with money and building furniture. And Rossi coming and helping him! Especially when Rossi never got to do that for his kids (at least as far as I remember I was jumping around and then got sucked into watching them mostly in order by Reids prison arc lmao)
“Good find me” Max
And in a fun way not a serial killer catch me like Cat
(And the look on JJs face realizing he’s finally looking at someone who makes him so happy, something they didn’t really get to see with Maeve bc it was so secretive)
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emily-mooon · 6 months ago
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I had absolutely no reason to get enthusiastic about seeing this man on a moots post:
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thenamesblurrito · 2 years ago
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so everyone loves this last dunce squad post apparently
i saw some tags on it today that made me boot up my old computer to draw this because i think it's VITAL that you understand that Dave WILL win in a fight. this is a group that operates on Murphy's Law to function and Dave is the most Murphy of them all. i don't know what enemy they had to face down, idk Terrorcons or something? scraplets? Megatron himself? it doesn't matter, because none of the three government agents nor the police captain who canonically carries a bazooka were the ones to claim victory in this fight
it was the wet sock of a mall cop
thank you for listening to my TEDtalk i will continue going insane over them
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