#Delerious

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[aurazoo]

bus was nearly 20 mins late, making me miss a connection, making me late to a meeting, all the while having to sit directly in the hot sun

[lookit-the-stars]

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THESE WEIRD INTENSE MEANINGLESS CRUSHES THAT DISAPPEAR WITHIN 24 HOURS AND CAUSE ME SO MUCH AGONY OVER PEOPLE I INTERACTED WITH FOR TEN MINUTES MAX WHAT IS MY BRAIN DOING

[mochii-derogatory]

pete wentz livejournal post when i know you have the tab open man

[deleriousrapture]

[sillygoofybees]

Orbital brexit beam strike

[bananafire11]

Can you imagine if Wretched Jax and Carnival Jax could get along and become great friends? Or would the two of them fight until one died?

No, they wouldn't get along. Also, unless ive missed some lore, im pretty sure the carnival AIs cant exactly die so... wretched's got an annoying rat to deal with now /lhj

Less srs and more silly doodles below

[teardew]

vomits blood

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

(Aroace Sonic Compliments pt 5)

To be clear, Sonic could not be more aware of how he sounds

[phil-isms]

because the thing is i know that mr and mr privacy would never kiss on camera. but then i see the twitter notif. i open the video and oh they’re just joking and being silly about it. but then they lean in .

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[eddiegayass]

I love you evil british princess

[albobeati7]

Drew over a lovely pic by ssylveon on BSKY MONTHS after i said i'd do so LOL

Fits Angel so very well!

[hopecorps]

imagine this:

you are bucky barnes and you have left the love of your life in brooklyn. you don't know this but you are never going back. and you have told him to mind his own business even though he never does, but you love him so you tell him anyway and hopes that he listens just this once, because you have watched his body try to kill him for his entire life and for the first time ever you will not be there to save him, possibly ever again. and you leave (and you don't know this of course) but the very next minute his entire life changes and they are training him and they are sizing him up and they are being way more generous to him than anyone but you has ever been.

but you don't know that.

and you don't know that because for eight months you are at WAR you are at THE WAR and you've seen and done horrible things and sometimes you feel guilty for leaving even though you didn't want to go and even though it wasn't your choice, because he was the one that was meant for this. you aren't. you're broken.

and the love of your life is all alone except he isn't and you don't know that and then you get captured and tortured and you are laid out on a cold metal table and you are a dirty lab rat and you don't know this, not really, but your body is already changing and your dna is already changing, and this man who is experimenting on you lets a little bit slip between the walls of your consciousness that this has been done to someone before and they are going to do it to you and you will be great and you will be horrible if you even survive it. and you hope you don't survive it.

you don't know this but you will. and you will always survive it. you will survive everything

but you are dying and the scientist is gone and there are alarms blaring and you hear your name and you see the face of the love of your life who you left in brooklyn and you think you're dying and you are dying (and you don't know this but you will always be dying and you will never die) but he has changed too. he is bigger and he is stronger and this torture has been done to someone before and you don't know it was him but you do.

do you think. they killed you and they killed him too? do you think. they have ruined you and they have ruined him too? do you say: is that you? is that you that they have done this to? you thought he was smaller and you can hardly remember. you thought he was smaller and you were wrong

you ask: did it hurt and he says no and you don't know this but he is lying to you

[fat-house-cat-vibes]

So is this forplay or we just needed groceries?

[deathandnonexistentialdread]

Naruto and Sasuke might be able to help you with that