#Devil on Your Shoulder

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

"I'm way ahead of you."

Vincent Price as Burnbridge Waters - Champagne For Caesar (1951)

[boos-gh0st]

And the devil on your shoulder cries silently, only hoping to be heard.

I’ll actually draw smthn with that one day but for now take a goofy picture representing it.

Pulled that line out of my ass btw

[torse]

@azyeme 's idea :^)

[theduncanprinciple]

when you started following me I felt like I became god’s chosen one

more like Satan’s chosen one

[lisafoxromance]

hello!! so do u know when the devil on your shoulder is coming out?? ik its this February I just don't know when haha!

Hello! Probably not for another couple of months actually. Sorry about that. Totally my fault. I had some life snafus. I'm sure you know how that can go. Thank you so much for asking!!!!!! I really appreciate your interest and patience 🖤👿

[wyn-n-tonic]

bestie after seeing everyone’s posts how am i supposed to wait until tomorrow afternoon (or god forbid tuesday night) to watch the new ep?!?!???

hmm. you're not. watch it now.

[definitelyarealscientist]

I realized that I'm a lot like the little devil on your shoulder, except instead of telling you to drive through that family of 4 in the Publix parking lot, I just tell you to take a nap or do nothing for the rest of the day

[momentosofmelancholy]

I’ve decided to upload some higher quality photos of my drawings. These are marker on paper, and I hope you enjoy them :) (Melancholy Addams, 2022)

I post a lot of my work over on instagram! You can also find my writing on wattpad!

[jaypentaghart]

technically a wip but i'm going to be real honest with you

[futuristicdoormats789]

Water guns at the ready

[around-your-throat]

meet-cute

[pseudophan]

i saw people hoping the photo cards are all the same in each pack so you don't get tempted to buy several but while i suppose that is the most ethical option i personally love gambling and irresponsible financial decisions and really want different ones sorry

[wellthebardsdead]

Voss: please you must accept the devils offer we-

Tav: it’s alright, wait for us downstairs.

Voss: *looks at them, then at Raphael, then at lae’zel*

Lae’zel: listen to them Kithrak, you can trust them.

Voss: *nods* very well… I will await you downstairs. *walks out*

Raphael: I’m glad to see you’ve made i-

*squeak!*

Minsc: I? Boo? You know this man??

Raphael: boo?

Boo: *scurry’s down minsc’s arm and leaps from him onto Raphael’s awaiting palm, before scurrying up to his shoulder* squeak!

Raphael: I- well yes I know that-

Boo: squeak!

Raphael: yes and I’m greatful for th-

Boo: squeak! Squeak!

Raphael: I?! You can’t be serious! Let’s be reasonable here my furry friend-

Boo: SQUEAK!!

Raphael: Ugh! Fine! Take the damned thing! *summons the hammer dropping it at tavs feet*

Boo: squeak.

Raphael: what about her?! I know I owe you more than a few favours but-

Boo: *grabs his face* …

Raphael: *visibly nervous* …I’ll release her.

Boo: squeak.

Raphael: …And apologise.

*a few minutes later*

Astarion: I would. Like to thoroughly and sincerely apologise to boo… I don’t want to know what that hamster is capable of.

Minsc: a wise choice! Boo is the most mighty and powerful hamster in all the realms! And he accepts your apology.

Boo: squeak!

Tav: who was it he asked Raphael to release by the way?

*meanwhile in the house of hope*

Korrilla: I don’t want to end my contract with Raphael, he’s a great boss and he gives me what I want when I want it Hope!

Hope: ughhh if you won’t leave then I’ll stay here. He’s not allowed to hurt me anymore so I guess I’ll forgive him. He seems to be suffering enough as is-

Raphael: *bawling his eyes out into his pillow because his plans all got undone by a hamster* ITS NOT FAAAAAIR!!!

Haarlep: *patting his hair* there there~

[crispycreambacon]

New Ghost Files just dropped

(Audio from Until Dawn - Part 2 | SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub)

(Special thanks to @/d144-catzie for inspiring me to do this. I spedran this in 2 hours good lird. The things you can do with aroace audacity)

Caption Transcript

Ryan: I'm going to kill the next person I fucking see I swear to God...

The Professor: Hello! Hi! I'm so happy to see you! :3

[God and Death laughing at Ryan's legal obligation to not kill the Professor again]

Ryan: Hey... Oh my God...

[God and Death dying in the background]

[pyladeshungover]

the prettiest and most tragic of criminals...

[pupovkitty]

HUNGER HUNGER HUMANITY